No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Packers’ autopsy – take two (of 16?)

by @ 23:10 on September 17, 2006. Filed under Sports.

I waffled between the game and the race, with much the same result in both. A couple of quick thoughts of my own before we head to the Cheddarsphere for the rest of the autopsy:

  • The defense can play…for 15 minutes. Unfortunately, they need to play for 60.
  • If Holmgren were still here, the waiver wire would be filled with Ahman Green and various receivers who can’t hang onto the ball.
  • Reggie Bush hasn’t figured out yet that the NFL is much faster than the NCAA. Once he does, though, look out.
  • See below for my thoughts on Wile E. Thompson (mud spelled backwards) and E. Michael McCan’thy.

Now, the few brave souls that didn’t find something more fulfilling to do with a Sunday afternoon, like painting (last updated 6:30 am 9/18/2006):

  • Mike found some positives. I’m surprised he didn’t file this under “20 years of bad football”.
  • Kevin says, “Don’t do illegal things to get you through 20 years of bad football.”
  • In an early report, Mary marvelled that the Pack actually scored. She hasn’t been seen since. She finally got out of the stupor induced by quarters 2, 3 and 4 late last night.
  • Troy blames Jim Doyle for the 0-2 start.
  • Native Texan Kate gloats. Go ahead; I’m gloating over my 10-5 performance against the line.
  • The head barkeep lays odds on the #1 pick in the 2007 draft. I only hope that Wile E. isn’t in a position to blow that pick.
  • Jib got back home too late for the highlights, but arrived just in time for the lowlights.
  • Dennis York endured the ultimate torture; a trip from Madistan to Lambeau Field via the Marquette Interchange. Be thankful you didn’t have to go south; we South Siders don’t matter worth a damn to the Craps DOT (seriously, it’s kind of hard to connect temporary ramps to the High Rise).

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