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Archive for September 9th, 2006

A crAP reporter worked for Saddam

by @ 17:58. Filed under Presstitute Follies, War on Terror.

A FReeper named jveritas, who has been very busy translating various documents seized in Iraq, just translated a gem of a document that somebody in the (cr)AP had a second employer in Saddam Hussein’s Iraq. Since I don’t know Arabic, I’ll have to trust that the following translation is accurate:

Republic of Iraq

The Presidency of the Republic

The Intelligence Service

Date: 25/7/2000

Number: 6146


To: 5th / 4th / 13th Directorates

We were informed from one of our sources (the degree of trust in him is good) who works in the American Associated Press Agency that the agency broadcasted to through computer to its branches worldwide the following:

1. The new agency for inspecting the Iraqi weapons (UNMOVIC) started on 11/7/2000 a training program for 4 weeks which includes historical, legal, administrative, and political subjects that are related to the weapons inspection in Iraq.

2. The training include lectures about the ballistic missiles and the biological and chemical weapons and the import and export of weapons in addition to a session in security arrangements prepared by the American government.

3. Hans Blix who head the new team mentioned that he will send a smaller team to Iraq in late August 2000 and the inspections operations will focus on choosing the locations that was under the control of the UNSCOM committee

4. The agency adds that Iraq prevented the old committee from returning to Iraq and that high Iraq officials said they will not accept new inspectors from the new committee but some other left the possibility of negotiations open.

5. The agency ends its article by saying that the sanctions against Iraq will not be lifted unless Iraq cooperate with the new inspectors and after it is decided that Iraq is free from weapons of mass destructions.

Please review and benefit"¦ with regards



M. SH.


I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a presstitute would give aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States </sarcasm>. I wonder what else crAP was providing Saddam.

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