I saw this first yesterday and just couldn’t bring myself to post on it. Today I see it picked up by nearly every Wire service and many blogs so…..I guess I have to ask.
The Smoking Gun reports on a 52 year old woman suing Victoria’s Secret because some bling off her thong let lose and hit her in the eye.
Some thoughts and observations:
- I looked all over the internet to find a picture of this lady; I couldn’t find one. Does that make you as suspicious as me that safe loading limits may have been exceeded?
- I don’t get the whole underwear line thing. Whether I’m wearing boxers or briefs, the lines are what the lines are. I don’t see them and if you do, well, you’re looking in the wrong place.
- As part of my public service, if you’re prone to wearing thongs don’t. Dr. Manny says they are bad for you.
My final thought, actually a question…How do you get your head in a position to get hit by flying bling from your underwear while you’re putting your underwear on? The only answer I can come up with is that the name used in the lawsuit is an alias. The defendant is actually a Democrat Congress person who was hit in the eye with the bling as she was trying to put her head up her ass to avoid hearing the public’s clamoring for increased domestic drilling.
At least that’s my theory.
I think you hit the nail on the head or butt, not sure which. It was a dem over oil. Keep up the GREAT work.
Thanks Paul,
It’s an important issue (oil not bling), we need to keep the heat on the Congresscritters.
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