No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for November, 2007

November 18, 2007

NFL Week 11

by @ 8:58. Filed under Sports.

After a 7-6-1 week last week, I’ll be gunning for my 6th consecutive winning week, which will finally put me on the happy side of .500 if I get it. We’re done with the byes, and starting Thursday, we’ll be coming to you early, so this is the last Sunday/Monday run. Remember boys, do it just like I’m drawing it up on the board:

Carolina @ Green Bay (-10) – Once again, sorry ST. Injuries have just caught up to the Panthers.
Oakland (+5) @ Minnesota – The rookie wall has finally hit the Vikes, and hard.
NY Giants (-3) @ Detroit – Down goes Kitna! DOWN GOES KITNA!
Chicago @ Seattle (-6) – Odds on us seeing Kyle “Jack” Orton before the day is done – 5-2. Take them!
San Diego @ Jacksonville (-3) – It’s time for Bad Bolts again.
Kansas City @ Indianapolis (-15) – For extra cash, take the over-42. For grins, take Indy over that 42.
Cleveland @ Baltimore (+3) – The game’s on the road, so instead of Neo, it’s Mr. Anderson going up against Smith.
Tampa Bay (-3) @ Atlanta – The Yahoo preview says the Falcons are back in the playoff hunt. I say they’re back…back…back…back…gone.
Arizona @ Cincinnati (-3.5) – In Cincy? Check. Take the BenGALs to win back-to-back for the first time this season.
Miami @ Philadelphia (-10) – The beatdown goes on.
New Orleans (pick’em) @ Houston – The Aints are pissed.
Pittsburgh (-10) @ NY Jets – The bad news for Blitzburgh; they suck at kickoff coverage. The good news; they’ll be doing a lot of kickoffs.
Washington @ Dallas (-11.5) – Thank you for flying Air Romo. The seatbelt sign is fastened, but the popcorn is still popping.
St. Louis @ San Francisco (+3) – Slumpbusting flashback; the 49ers busted their last 7-game losing streak against the Rams. Take the under-39.5.
New England (-16.5) @ Buffalo – Dunno why NBC moved this one to prime-time.
Tennessee (+2) @ Denver – You won’t need the points. What’s Denver going to do when the colors backs (White and Brown) run wild on you?

November 17, 2007

Sorry about the CPU Quota Suspension Error

by @ 21:17. Filed under The Blog.

It seems I have been targeted by a bad bot called LiteFinder, which tries to cache every page. That eventually kills the CPU quota I have on my host’s server, which gets this place a 5-10 minute “timeout”. Seeing they don’t exactly follow the robots.txt files, and I don’t want to use IP banning because IP addresses do sometimes recycle to a legit computer, it was a cast-iron bitch to ban them. I finally did find a way to ice them through .htaccess, or at least I hope I have.

Guess I’ll find out in a while.

November 16, 2007

Friday video

by @ 16:48. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s been too long since I’ve done one of these features, but I had figured that you would have HamNation on speed-download by now. However, in case you don’t, mash away for a wicked-good sendup of both “The Office” and Hill’s campaign headquarters.

Shocka! Kyla Ebbert now a Playboy centerfold

by @ 16:42. Filed under Miscellaneous.

James T. Harris breaks the news that one Kyla Ebbert, previously known for revealing travel attire, completed the striptease for Hugh Heffner’s cameras.

The AoS crowd are probably rushing to their bunks.

New poll – What will the price of gas be at the end of the year?

by @ 16:20. Filed under Business, NRE Polls.

While the cost of gasoline has started to move in response to this latest spike in the cost of oil, I have a fear that we haven’t seen anything yet. After all, the $90-$100/barrel oil has yet to enter the pipeline. Therefore, I’ve got a new poll up…

What will the average price of regular unleaded gas be in the Milwaukee area at the end of 2007?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Between $3.15/gallon and $3.249/gallon (28%, 10 Vote(s))
  • At least $3.65/gallon (25%, 9 Vote(s))
  • Between $3.05/gallon and $3.149/gallon (11%, 4 Vote(s))
  • Between $3.35/gallon and $3.449/gallon (11%, 4 Vote(s))
  • Between $3.25/gallon and $3.349/gallon (8%, 3 Vote(s))
  • Between $2.95/gallon and $3.049/gallon (6%, 2 Vote(s))
  • Under $2.85/gallon (3%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Between $2.85/gallon and $2.949/gallon (3%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Between $3.45/gallon and $3.549/gallon (3%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Between $3.55/gallon and $3.649/gallon (3%, 1 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 36

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The “official” number will come to us from MilwaukeeGasPrices.com as close to the end of the day 12/31/2007 as I can stand. As a refrence point, today’s average is $3.084/gallon.

Cover It Live – the day-after replay

by @ 16:05. Filed under The Blog.

In case you were smart enough to avoid yesterday’s Dhimm debate in what was left of Vegas after the Uncle Jimbo Huns laid waste to Sin City last week, you may or may not know that I tried out a new piece of software from Cover It Live to live-blog it. It is a very interesting piece of work that allows the live-blog to be an interactive, non-refresh event.

First, the good:

– The creator interface is pretty much intuitive. What I like is not only are there buttons to create effects (with the standard CTRL-key combos working in the write window), but at least some standard HTML works (didn’t explore that beyond <a> and <i>)
– It works as advertised; no refreshing was required.
– For the most part, it was quick as greased lightning.
– Judging by the size of the iframe on my blog, it looks like the modern Windows standard of 800×600 resolution doesn’t require scrolling outside of the CoverItLive iframe.

Now, the not-so-good:
– There are a couple of items that are a bit daunting for the first-time user (playing audio and somewhat-limited polling chief among them)
– No edit-after-the-fact function (I’m only a fair typist)

A couple of requests:
– Allow the users to add their URL, like they do in the blog comments section.
– Allow the ability to edit “after the fact”.
– I didn’t notice an option to have the poll results display absoulte numbers rather than percentages; I’d like that.

Overall, it is a great way to live-blog.

November 15, 2007

Roll bloating – TownHall version

by @ 22:17. Filed under The Blog.

I’ve had these two on the roll at the TownHall version of this place for a couple days; but due to laziness, I’m just getting around to adding them here. The View from the Island and TheWayWeAre may not publish daily, but when they do, they have a lot of good stuff to say.

Roll bloat – the wasted debate edition

by @ 21:40. Filed under The Blog.

I put The American Pundit up before the debate thread went live, but I didn’t want to stomp all over that train wreck (the debate, not the software I used, which is pretty good). The delay in making the announcement was a good call because I found I needed to fix the link to go to Brennan’s main page.

Meanwhile, I need to correct a serious oversight and get the original drunkblogger, Stephen Green the VodkaPundit, onto the roll.

Don’t be stupid like me and keep on putting off reading these two guys. Add them to your rolls and feed readers; you will not regret it.

Do they make this in a man-portable size?

by @ 21:25. Filed under War.

(H/T – Ace, who will justifiably be in his bunk)

BAE Systems has delivered a 32-megajoule prototype rail gun to the US Navy. While this isn’t quite to the USN’s final goal of a 64-megajoule rail gun that can hurl a projectile 220 miles downrange with a muzzle velocity of better than Mach 8, it’s a hell of a weapon.

Armor has met its match.

Photoshop of the day

by @ 21:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Courtesy Brian at Liberty Pundit

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I wonder if I should break out my Roasted Paul-Nuts pic. Ah, why not?

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Shiny new toy live-blog of the Dems in Vegas

by @ 17:21. Filed under Politics - National.

Guess there is just enough left standing in Vegas after the Uncle Jimbo invasion last week for the Democrats to hold a debate. The party starts here at 6:45 and on CNN at 7. I decided to try out something a little different, something called Cover It Live. If everything goes as planned, it will show up immediately below, and you won’t need to refresh for new content once it starts. Just as a reminder; I probably will rip everybody a new one before the night is done, I paraphrase a lot, the questions are in italics, the answers are in normal type, and my own comments are in parentheses. Oh, and if I swear, I apologize; these are Dhimms I’m dealing with.

Michelle Malkin’s got the popcorn popped, and Jim Geraghty has the Cliff Notes’ preview. I expect most of the rest of the regulars to bring the beer; I’m going to need it.

5:27 pm (no, the live-blog applet isn’t live yet) – The gang at Free Republic is early as usual.

5:52 pm – Brennan the American Pundit is borrowing my method of madness. He’ll be better and less colorful. Also, the link to the CNN live stream is up

6:15 pm – Gabriel Malor has the AoS open thread up. Meanwhile, the real reason why I am testing the shiny new toy just went down the crapper; Mitt Romney torpedoed the Dec. 5 Iowa Pubbie debate (H/T – HotAir Headlines)

9:12 pm – And the live-blog is out. The replay is available in the above window.

Grover Norquist at the Center Right

Yesterday, an overflow crowd filled the Madison Club to listen to Grover Norquist. I was lucky enough to be one of the crowd because Norquist is a very colorful and quotable person. Let me go through the notes to give you a taste of what you missed:

– Between the end of the Civil War and the rise of Ronald Reagan, ones’ political party told more of where one lived rather than what one stood for.
– The national Center Right Coalition, which Norquist founded, grew out of a sense of those that wanted government to leave them alone. Also, there is no “20-point agreement” between the various members of the group.
– On the left’s, specifically, Hillary Clinton’s portion of the left, list of demands on others – “It is slightly longer and more tedious than Leviticus.”
– The Republican name has become the Coca-Cola no-tax-increase brand nationally, and it’s continuing to trickle down to the states.
– Quote related to that – “Republican politicians who vote for tax increases are the rat’s head in the Coke bottle.”
– None of the Presidential candidates have really jumped on the transparency of expenditures movement yet. Norquist feels the first one that does will get a rather significant leg-up.

There was a LOT more than either what I have above or what I managed to scribble down on two pages of paper, but I do have to try to balance the desire to talk with the standard “what’s said here stays here”. I honestly could do an epic on it, at least if I were a better writer.

Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, there won’t be a late-November Center Right meeting. However, you will want to circle December 12 on your calendars; Rick Esenberg (yes, the Shark and Shepherd Rick) will be in to discuss the Supreme Court race. If you think you can make it, let Mark Block know now – markb – at – afphq – dot – org (I don’t think I have to remind you of what to do with that to make it e-mailable).

November 14, 2007

The usual performance

by @ 21:10. Filed under Miscellaneous.

There is a reason why, the few times I go to Vegas, I head straight to the sports books. I was the first one out of the hold’em tourney, lasting 1:11. My only highlight was taking the first pot with pocket 7’s.

Oh well, at least the proceeds (after the payouts) go to a good cause.

But, but, but I thought Craps got rid of all the planes

by @ 6:44. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

The Asian Badger has a nice little exclusive on not one, not two, but three state-owned Pilatus PC-12 executive turboprop aircraft (roughly $5 million apiece new) took a trip down to Muncie, Indiana yesterday. Two of them are still there this morning, at least according to Flight Aware, while the third came back to Madison yesterday afternoon.

I wonder what’s so important down there that 18-27 (depending on how they’re configured, the PC-12 seats 6 to 9) Doyle cronies needed to borrow the Wisconsin Air Force.

Revisions/extensions (2:25 pm 11/14/2007) – Apparently, that was the Wisconsin Skate Univ…er, UWM’s mens’ basketball team that went down there (H/T – John Foust). Time to open up another can of questions:

– Why did they need to fly an hour on a trip that takes 5 by bus?
– Considering that the PC-12 costs just over $500/hour to operate, will the state be reimbursed the full $3,000+ that it cost us?
– If the state is reimbursed, which of UWM’s funds will that be coming out of? If it’s any fund other than the mens’ basketball fund, I will not be a happy camper.

November 13, 2007

Ron Paul? 15-18 percent in New Hampshire?

by @ 18:41. Filed under Elections, Politics - National.

Jim Geraghty caught a segment on the Sean Hannity radio program where John Zogby made just such a claim. The last Zogby poll, in September, had Paul at 3 percent, while more-recent polls bumped him up to 7.

Since the Democrats have not taken away any delegates from the New Hampshire delegation, the only way that Paul gets even 5 percent in the primary is if the Democratic field is settled by Iowa. Given Barack Obama’s recent surge there, that’s looking less likely, at least without a trip into Ft. Marcy Park.

Hasn’t the IAEA heard of Xerox?

by @ 18:22. Filed under War on Terror.

(H/T – Little Green Footballs)

In an attempt to stall the world from acting before it gains nuclear weapons, Iran turned over a copy of a 2-year-old set of blueprints on how to mold uranium into weaponized shapes to the IAEA. LGF notes that the IAEA, headed by Mohamed ElBaradei, has been claiming that Iran has nothing but piec…er, peaceful intentions with their nuclear weapo…er, power production plan. Iran claims that they ‘accidentally’ got the blueprints during other black-market shopping. I say that Iran was shopping for them, kept the originals, and has every intention on acting upon them and using the results.

Can we bomb them now?

Picture of the day

by @ 18:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Courtesy SeeDubya

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It’s a veto party

by @ 17:54. Filed under Politics - Milwaukee County, Taxes.

Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker’s veto message is below the fold. Among the 22 are the County Board pay increase, continued funding the infamous House of Corrections Farm and Fish Hatchery, and the separate $9,127,378 tax levy increase.

Since the County Board will be voting on overriding these vetoes tomorrow, hammer them first thing tomorrow to get them to uphold all 22.

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5 winners in a row

by @ 7:01. Filed under Sports.

Yes, once again the vig crushed me, and that .500-for-the-year barrier is proving to be made of bulletproof glass, but 7-6-1 is above .500 the last time I checked…

Minnesota 0 (+6) @ Green Bay 34 – I knew there was a reason why I picked up this defense (I’ll conveniently ignore I also picked up Duh Viqueens D, but mention that I didn’t use them).
Chicago 17 (-3.5) @ Oakland – For about 55 minutes, Eric was looking pretty happy. Then the last 5 rolled around.
Detroit 21 (pick’em) @ Arizona 31 – Lesson #12: Do NOT take Duh Lion Cubs on the road, EVER!
Jacksonville 28 (+5) @ Tennessee 13 – And the Jags screwed with the schedule-makers.
Denver 27 (+3) @ Kansas City 11 – For the first time this season, Denver did not need Jason Elam to save them.
Buffalo 13 (-3-TIE) @ Miami 10 – That would be an awesome parlay.
Cleveland 28 @ Pittsburgh 31 (-10-LOSS) – Maybe it’s the uniforms.
St Louis 37 @ New Orleans 29 (-11) – And then there was one, as the Aints return to historical form.
Atlanta 20 @ Carolina 13 (-3.5) – Sorry, ST. Maybe in 2 weeks.
Philadelphia 33 (+3) @ Washington 25 – Feel the brotherly love.
Cincinnati 21 (+3.5) @ Baltimore 7 – Yes, this is FOOTball.
Dallas 31 (-2.5) @ NY Giants 20 – Hoffa knows his G-men; after all, he has a 50-yard-line seat.
Indianapolis 21 (-4) @ San Diego 23 – And the Colts wonder, still they wonder, who’ll stop the rain?
San Francisco 0 @ Seattle 24 (-10) – The Pacific Northwest is very conducive to low-scoring games as well.

That puts the crazy mutant cheesy guy at 67-68-9 ATS and 12-7-1 over/under. Don’t think I’m making bank for the year, but I believe the next round will shatter that bulletproof glass ceiling. Knowing my luck, a shard will catch me in the neck.

If this place goes dark,…

by @ 5:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

…it will be because I have nothing to say (or am on vacation) and forgot to tell the guest bloggers, not because I’m showing solidarity with some people who refuse to work (H/T – Fred).

That having been said, I don’t know if I have much to say today.

November 12, 2007

Presidential Pool – the mid-fall edition

by @ 16:20. Filed under Politics - National.

We’re now less than 2 months out from the Iowa caucuses, and under 3 from the likely end of the primary portion of the race. That means it’s time to winnow out the chaff, at least on the Republican side. Fox News decided to exclude from its December Iowa debate the candidates that haven’t picked up 5% of the polling in Iowa. The net effect is Duncan Hunter, Ron Paul, and Tom Tancredo are out of the next show. Personally, I believe that’s about a debate or two too late because that leaves 90 minutes (if memory serves, that’s the length of the Fox News debates) of having a chance of substantive discussion. Even better, if things hold, I’ll be able to do a profanity-free live-blog.

Before I get back to the Republicans, I’ll quickly note that the Democratic race is still Hillary Clinton’s to lose even though Barack Obama has closed in Iowa. While she’s doing her best Bill Clinton impersonation by planting questions in the audience, Obama just isn’t able to capitalize because even the Democrats realize that explicitly calling for tax hikes, even for their Holy Grail of Social Security, isn’t going to fly with the electorate. The good news for the Republicans is that Clinton has a very hard ceiling of under 50% in the various national head-to-head polls. The bad is she also has a very hard floor of above 45%.

In a big blow to the campaigns of John McCain and Fred Thompson, the Republican National Committee decided to go halfway down the road of the Democrats and take away half of the delegates from the states that are holding primaries before Super Duper Tuesday, February 5. McCain’s and Thompson’s strategy of using a pre-SDT primary (New Hampshire and South Carolina, respectively) to leverage their way to victory just went down in flames.

Similarily, Mitt Romney’s strategy of buying his way to a sweep of the traditional early states of Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina, and using the homestate advantage of Michigan, has been somewhat neutered. While he will, in all likelyhood, win Iowa, all the money he has spent in New Hampshire and South Carolina has just gone down the drain.

With that bit of background out of the way, let’s move on to the candidates:

Rudy Giuliani – His strategy of focusing almost exclusively on Super Duper Tuesday and the large-population liberal states is essentially intact. Even though losing half of Florida’s delegation will hurt him, Florida is still the largest pre-SDT prize, larger than Iowa or Nevada (Giuliani is leading there in the latest polls, regaining the momentum from Romney), and he pretty much has the ex-NYC vote and thus the state locked up. It also is the last contest before Super Duper Tuesday, so if his double-digit lead holds up, he will have the big momentum going into February. He also picked up the biggest personal endorsement of the season in Pat Robertson. The bad news is a lot of conservatives aren’t buying the Robertson endorsement, and the rumblings are that they will stay at home in November 2008 if he’s the nominee.

Mitt Romney – The good news: he should have most of the early states. The bad: not only has he lost half of that benefit, but at least so far, that projected success has not translated to projected success on Super Duper Tuesday.

Fred Thompson – With apologies to Sean Hackbarth, the slow-motion Thompson campaign simply hasn’t caught on with those answering the polls or the majority of the insiders. However, Thompson has reportedly scored the biggest overall endorsement of the season with the National Right to Life Committee. The volume of blue-on-blue fire directed at Thompson hints that the pollsters and the insiders are missing something.

John McCain – He does have the pro-illegal-alien wing of the Republican Party locked up with Sam Brownback’s endorsement. Unfortunately for him, that’s not nearly enough to overcome his extremely high negatives over his opposition to tax cuts, support of the media’s gatekeeper role, and dislike of the religious portion of the Republican base. Worse, even if the New Hampshire effect wasn’t halved, he is going up against a pair of “hometown heroes” in Romney and Giuliani.

Mike Huckabee – I’m honestly surprised that he’s hanging in there as the big-government evangelical. Judging by the RealClearPolitics state-by-state polls, it’s essentially just Iowa that’s giving him any hope whatsoever. He doesn’t have the money to exploit any potential upset.

Ron Paul – Yes, he’s raised $9 million over the last 3 1/2 months. Just don’t ask too many questions on where that money has come from, as there is strong evidence that a significant portion of that is from less-than-honest-or-legal sources. The ideological heir to the late-19th-century anarchists hasn’t done anything useful with that influx of cash, and the ease of intercontinental travel and communications has made his neo-isolationism suicidal.

Duncan Hunter/Tom Tancredo – If I were a game show host, I would say something like, “Thank you for playing. Bob, tell them the parting gifts they didn’t win.”

Project Valour-IT update

by @ 13:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In case you haven’t noticed the too-low thermometers to your left, the Project Valour-IT fundraising campaign has been extended a day. There hasn’t been an official change to the 6 left-of-center blogs, but F15mech found a pair that he’s included in his personal count – One Utah (Team Army, though the only mention of Valour-IT on the blog is in the comments section of one of the posts) and Information Dissemination (Team Navy/USCG).

I can’t wait for any confirmation for two more left-of-center blogs, so off goes my last $30 $40 (just to make the donations even).

Plans for the week

by @ 13:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Where I’ll be the 24-or-so-hour period between 7 pm Tuesday and whenever the poker tournament ends:

Drinking Right, Tuesday night at 7 pm over at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee).
Center-Right Coalition featuring Grover Norquist, Wednesday morning at 9 am over at the Madison Club (5 E Wilson in Madison).
National Multiple Sclerosis Society Wisconsin Chapter Texas Hold ‘Em Fundraiser, Wednesday night at 7 over at Papa’s. Bring $60 to donate to the MS Society and get there at 6 to get yourself a seat at the table and help out a good cause.

November 11, 2007

Thank you, vets

by @ 19:03. Filed under History.

You, and those that came before you, are the reason why we live in the greatest country in the history of mankind.

Note; comments are disabled because, unless you are a veteran, I can’t think of anything more to say.

NFL Week 10

by @ 10:28. Filed under Sports.

It is with a heavy heart that I’m back in town, because my college pick of the day (Bucky +3 over the mini-Wolves) made bank, and if I could’ve stuck around longer, my late picks (Illinois and Georgia) would have also made bank. Oh well, I’ll just have to keep on rolling after yet another 9-win week

Minnesota (+6) @ Green Bay – There’s just too many points to give, especially with Rouse now starting.
Chicago (-3.5) @ Oakland – I hope the Black Tygrrrr enjoyed his Vegas trip; reality crashes in on him today. Sorry.
Detroit (pick’em) @ Arizona – I know the Lions suck on the road, but you gotta give the hapless Cards a point or two. On second thought, since the pros aren’t, you shouldn’t either.
Jacksonville (+5) @ Tennessee – The schedulers screwed the Jags this year; they’re the only team to take a 3-game road trip.
Denver (+3) @ Kansas City – Larry Johnson is not only out, but he’s out $7,500.
Buffalo (-3) @ Miami – Odds that the Deadfins finish 0-16 the same year the Pats break their 1972 record; pretty damn good.
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh (-10) – As long as the Steelers don’t come out in those awful uniforms again,….
St Louis @ New Orleans (-11) – Help a brother out; lay the lumber.
Atlanta @ Carolina (-3.5) – Since I’m giving shout-outs to the blogroll, Sister Toldjah will be happy today.
Philadelphia (+3) @ Washington – Like McNabb should’ve said last week, “We’re making sure the Boys win the NFC East.”
Cincinnati (+3.5) @ Baltimore – You may like/want/get the points, but the OldBrowns are too shell-shocked.
Dallas (-2.5) @ NY Giants – The bottom line from Hoffa says the G-men are fishing with him. Stat of the week from JammieWearingFool – the Giants are 4-14 coming off the bye.
Indianapolis (-4) @ San Diego – Battle of the funks. The Bolts have longer ones.
San Francisco @ Seattle (-10) – The Pacific Northwest is very hazardous to one’s health, and the Niners are anything but healthy.

Revisions/extensions (10:50 am 11/11/2007) – Almost forgot my ass-kicking over/unders. Go under the 38 in the San Fran/Seattle game and over the 41 at Lambeau.

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