Or so say a couple of cosmologists not content to simply blame Gorebal Warming on mankind, but the inevitable collapse of the universe on us as well.
The claim rests on a house of theory cards, starting with the Big Bang theory, continuing through the subsequent theory that the “Bang” was incomplete and left “dark energy”, zipping ahead to 1998 and the application of the quantum Zeno effect, which states that repeated, quick observations of a microscopic object can cause it to stop changing, to the discovery of dark energy, and ending up with postulation that by “resetting the clock” on dark energy, we’ve made it more likely that it, as an unstable system, will fail.
Nice try. The universe, as we know it, will end when God says so, and not a moment earlier or after.
They should just stick to the things they know about, like makeup and manicures.
Oh. Cosmologists.
Never mind.
Cosmologists, cosmotologists, what’s the difference?