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No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

April 23, 2008

Sgt. Hulka’s political Wisdom

by @ 7:00. Filed under Immigration.

As I watched the Democratic debate last week, I found it odd that the segments began with a  reading of a part of the US Constitution.   Sometimes the follow up questions would vaguely  align with the subject of the reading but several times it was just the constitutional reading and then the debate would restart with  no context of the reading.   I didn’t understand what ABC was doing at the time but I think I’ve now figured it out.

The TV networks have been fighting with lowered audiences for the past several years.    This has been especially true with anything that is news related.   The debate last week had the highest ratings of any debate to date.   I think ABC was trying to kill 2 birds with one stone.   The were trying to get ad  revenue  based on the large audience AND they were getting in some of their required public service announcements.   What better way to get your PSA requirement in than by teaching Liberals about the constitution!

I’m sorry to say that while ABC’s plan was novel and laudatory, it  apparently failed.

During a debate on whether to  have the State of Colorado aid “immigrant” workers in getting a federal work visa, the following exchange took place on the General Assembly Floor:


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April 22, 2008

No liveblog of Pennsylvania’s results tonight

by @ 18:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I just don’t have the energy to run my own liveblog. Instead, I’ll be on Mike’s and Hot Air’s threads, while listening to Rick Moran’s BlogTalkRadio show.

New players in the VP sweepstakes

by @ 18:21. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/Ts – Mary Katharine Ham, Matt Lewis, Amanda Carpenter and Professor Stephen Bainbridge)

Bob Novak tossed former Ohio congressman/former Bush OMB director/former Bush special trade repesentative Rob Portman’s name out there, while RNC deputy chair Frank Donatelli floated former HP CEO/Team McCain economic advisor Carly Fiorina’s name.

First, Portman. He’s moderately-conservative (89 ACU rating in his time in the House), was part of the House leadership (not necessarily a positive in my book), and a tax-(rate-)cutter. The bad news is he is rather tied to the Bush administration, not only as a member of his administration, but as a member of Congress (thanks, fellow FReepers). Moreover, he’s been at times rather accomodating to the Democrats, at least according to the archived Columbus Dispatch article.

Next, Fiorina. She was once the darling of the business media, but as the Professor notes, she wasn’t exactly successful at HP; indeed, she was fired by the board. She does have the advantage of being a member of a key Democratic demographic that may well be “disillusioned” by the results of their nomination process, and she also is a blank slate on non-economic issues (both a blessing and a curse, depending on how the slate gets filled).

Given the comments in both Matt’s and Amanda’s posts, I may as well collate a couple of earlier thoughts on why being John McCain’s VP nominee is the ultimate high-risk/high-reward. I’ve previously noted that, since 1956, the Republicans have gone to the next person in line. In order, that would be sitting President, sitting Vice President, second in the previous contested Presidential primary, an ex-Vice President, and family member. That is a pretty powerful argument to be the Vice Presidential nominee if McCain were to win in November.

Conversely, there is the fate of a Vice Presidential nominee on a losing ticket. I’ve also noted that only 4 times since the 12th Amendment separated the Presidential and Vice Presidential elections did a failed Vice Presidential candidate become a Presidential candidate. The last two who did so, and the only two in the “modern” era (post-22nd Amendment), had other extenuating circumstances. Walter Mondale was previously Vice President, and thus fell into the less-rigid Democratic version of the “next in line” scheme. Bob Dole had to wait until the two people in front of him each had their turn as the Presidential nominee, and then work to earn his own place in the Republican “next in line” scheme.

Polar opposites on phone taxes

Just when I thought there were no real differences left in the two halves of the bipartisan Party-In-Government, Sen. and certain Republican Presidential nominee John McCain and the tag team of Milwaukee mayor John Norquist, Milwaukee County DA John Chisholm, and governor Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) prove me wrong. First, the local ‘Rats from Sunday’s Journal Sentinel story:

Barrett, Milwaukee County District Attorney John Chisholm and Police Chief Edward Flynn are asking Gov. Jim Doyle and the Legislature to give municipalities control over the 911 telephone surcharge that is supposed to expire Nov. 30. They’re hoping to add that provision to the budget-repair bill now under consideration….

The surcharge on cellular telephone users was created in 2005 to cover the costs of technology to pinpoint the locations of cell phones during calls to the 911 emergency number. Montgomery said that technology has saved at least 15 lives statewide.

The fee started at 83 cents a month, rose to 92 cents in 2006 and then dropped this year to 43 cents.

But before the fee expires, Barrett wants lawmakers to authorize municipal governments to retain the surcharge and expand it to cover all telephones, including land lines provided by both telephone and cable companies. Milwaukee would be able to boost its charge to a maximum of $1 a month in 2009 and $1.50 a month in future years.

Revenue from the surcharge would help fund the emergency services that respond to 911 calls, a technique that city officials say is also used in Chicago, Baltimore, San Francisco and other major cities. At 50 cents a month, the surcharge would generate more than $2 million a year for Milwaukee, rising to $5.2 million for a $1 charge and $7.8 million for a $1.50 charge….

So, rather than find a way to cut $7.8 million from the bloated city budget, Milwaukee’s idiots want to raise taxes by radically expanding both in scope and amount upon something that is supposed to expire. Excuse me while I hurl, and note that these same Gorons want to keep the Miller Park tax past its supposed sunset date in 2014 so they could play with trains.

Revisions/extensions (4:42 pm 4/22/2008) – Fred notes in the comments there already is a 911 surcharge on landlines. That brings me to another reason why I hate these “small” and numerous charges; it’s all too easy to say, “Just a few shekels more for the chilrun/the elderly/the sick/the pooor/insert ‘disadvantaged’ group here.”

Meanwhile, McCain at least doesn’t like new taxes. From this morning’s Wall Street Journal:

Among the better ideas John McCain announced last week is a ban on new cellphone taxes. For America’s 257 million wireless subscribers, the GOP Presidential candidate is advancing a sensible policy with political punch.

A recent analysis by economist Scott Mackey in the journal State Tax Notes shows that the average monthly tax burden on wireless customers is more than 15% – double the average sales tax burden. In some states, such as New York (big surprise), the total tax bite is more than 20%.

If the pols were exercising even modest restraint, wireless consumers would now be enjoying a reduced tax bill. That’s because in 2006 the IRS stopped applying the Federal Excise Tax on Telecommunications to wireless services. The feds weren’t being generous. After the IRS suffered a series of defeats in federal court, then-Treasury Secretary John Snow ordered the bureaucrats to stop gouging consumers. The language of the law, passed in 1898 to fund the Spanish-American War and rewritten in the 1960s, clearly did not apply to today’s digital services.

But even though that 3% IRS levy has been knocked off the monthly bill, the overall cellphone tax burden is the same 15% it was in 2003. Increased Federal Communications Commission fees to underwrite universal service plus higher state taxes have offset the potential relief for consumers.

The WSJ editorial goes on to note there is a bipartisan (not Party-In-Government, surprisingly) propsal to put a moratorium on new cell phone taxes after listing a few other bizzare attempts by the PIGs to dig deeper into the pocketbook.

The Morning Scramble – 4/22/2008

by @ 7:46. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Sorry about the lack of links yesterday; by the time I got back to the keyboard, I was toast.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sF0bQBOsFM[/youtube]

Jim Hoft has Hillary Clinton at her most Clintonesque. I need more popcorn.
Curt notes Clinton will obliterate Iran. I wonder if her husband will be in the trenches.
Mary Katharine Ham asks whether Barack Obama’s too nice to win. Er, MK, do I have to remind you of the clinging episode, or the fact that both you and I recognized early that we had to stop the Trotskyite?
Charlie Sykes answers, “Nice? Obama? The folks across the pond don’t agree.”
Lawhawk explains why Michael Moore the Hut thinks Obama is the perfect candidate.
– Back to Trotsky, Jim Hoft got an admission from the Bolivian President that the goal of the Gorebal “Warming” crowd is nothing less than the death of capitalism. Bonus bit; Evo Morales has the same sense of timing as High Priest Algore Goracle.
Cuffy Meigs discovered the blog of an old friend of Obama’s. It’s explosive. </pun_bad>
Brian Fraley details just how dysfunctional the Milwaukee County Board is. Side note; the 7 that voted against keeping Lee “Thug” Holloway as board chair had best watch their backs, there is a reason why I use that nickname.
Kevin Fischer plays “Final Jeopardy” with the dumbest place to put sex offenders.
Jo Egelhoff chastises Steve Kagen for not getting his facts straight (again).
– I was remiss in not pointing you to last week’s Blogs4Bauer strike replacement episode, but I won’t make that mistake again. Why? Dave Bauer considers torture a hobby.
Jim Hoft has this week’s episode of the conversion of Britain to Britanistan to earn a triple shot.
Michelle Malkin notes the coming of Sharia Standard Time.
James T. Harris is raising his son right. He saw right through the Carter-Hamas charade.
– How much of a charade? Rusty Shackelford describes the hudna perfectly.
Shoebox takes a well-aimed historical whack at the Peanut Farmer.
Huckleberry Dumbbell has your Only Outside America headline of the week. Since when did the BBC not capitalize headlines?
Charles Johnson has reason #452 why I tend not to have photographs of myself.

Jimmy and the definition of Legitimacy

by @ 7:00. Filed under Politics - National.

Jimmy Carter says that while he will talk with an organization that launches attacks against unarmed civilians and is listed as a group responsible for terrorist attacks by most western countries, Hamas, he doesn’t  “see any redeeming features” of another terrorist organization, Al Qaeda.  


I can’t seem to get the link to work correctly so here’s the low tech connection :   http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=81983

According to Jimmy, the difference between Hamas and Al Qaeda is that Hamas has the support of their constituents.   To Jimmy an elected  government is legitimate and should be accepted regardless of what it’s policies are.

Using Jimmy’s logic, Jimmy should also agree that the Civil war was unjust and just the North imposing it’s will on the South.   After all, the Confederate States of America had the support of its constituents.

If only Abraham Lincoln had had the benefit of Jimmy Carter’s logic the country could have avoided the war and the  loss  of 620,000 American lives.   It would have been so much better for everyone……except for the 4,000,000 slaves that were emancipated.

Revisions/extensions (10:59 am 4/22/2008; steveegg) – I think I’ve got the right embed code. Still, I like the folks at Breitbart, including the absent-from-blogging Ian Schwartz, who if memory serves is one of the main guys behind the TV version of Breitbart.

April 21, 2008

More Mortgage Mangling

by @ 7:02. Filed under Politics - National.

I wrote earlier  about  a study  by the NYFED, that provided insight as to what the average subprime loan looked like.   The study laid out the horrific terms of these subprime loans but didn’t talk about the people or circumstances that caused the subprime loans to be enticing.   Sunday’s Star and Tribune chronicles one such circumstance.

Bradley Collins Jr.  is a painting contractor.   He averages an income of $60,000/year and supports his family of 5 on that income.   According to the article, about 3 years ago, Collins and his wife thought they would take advantage of the real estate boom occurring in the NW part of the Minneapolis metro.   With the encouragement of two salesman from a “property management company,” they bought 4 houses for a total price of $1.2M.   The story as we all know, continues with the real estate market busting, the resales of the homes not occurring, the owners failing as landlords and the homes falling into foreclosure.
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A solution in search of a problem

by @ 7:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Is it just me or does it seem that the government spends more time trying to create problems than focusing on  the problems that are right in front of them?  

In Saturday’s Star and Tribune the Minnesota Department of Health is raising a specter of lead poisoning from eating gun  shot venison.

I’ll admit to not being a deer hunter.   However, I’ve eaten my share of fowl shot with lead over the years.   Other than that third arm I have growing out of my back, I’ve seen no impact of a little lead in my diet…KIDDING!  

Lead shot has a history going back to the mid 1500’s.   I did some Google searching and while information for the 1600’s and late 1500’s was a little difficult to parse (Darn, if only Al Gore had been born during the Dark Ages we would have had the internet so much earlier), I wasn’t able to find any epidemic of death certificates that listed “lead poisoning from venison ingestion” anywhere.

The MSM wails about how President Bush and the Republicans use “scare tactics” to motivate voters.   Apparently “scare” is perfectly acceptable to the MSM when they want to further their “man is a pariah on the planet” agenda.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nicely baked pheasant awaiting my arrival.  

Bon Appetite!

The Morning Scramble – 4/21/2008

by @ 6:46. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I’m out of time because I have to fly to Madison, and dummy me enjoyed the weekend instead of doing Scramble prep, so there won’t be links added until (likely) this afternoon. Hopefully I won’t suffer the same fate as the plane….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSLqbl2Xshs[/youtube]

April 18, 2008

McCain’s so old,…

by @ 13:24. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Jim Geraghty the indispensible)

If you’ve been hearing the meme flying around the Leftosphere, you know they’re trying to say John McCain is too old. David Benzion at the Lone Star Times has your retort. A couple that I like from there:

– John McCain is older than betraying national security secrets on the front page of the New York Times.
– John McCain is older than having to explain to your children why everyone on the TV is talking about the President’s penis.
– John McCain is older than politicized CIA agents distorting a National Intelligence Estimate on Iran’s nuclear program because they don’t like the President’s (i.e., their boss’) policies.

Jim chimed in with a few winners as well (I’ll “borrow” a couple of them):

– John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama’s neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn’t tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet.
– John McCain was born in those long ago days when if you went into church, you could count on the pastor saying “God bless America!”
– When John McCain was a toddler, the national average tax on a gallon of gasoline was under four cents.

I’ll take Jim’s invitation to play:

– John McCain is so old, when he joined the Navy, the only federal health care was in the armed forces.
– John McCain is so old, he outlasted four dictatorial states that viewed America as its “class enemy”.
– John McCain is so old, he remembers a time when Wisconsin government was clean.
– John McCain is so old, he was born during a time when the Panama Canal Zone was American territory.
– In John McCain’s day, a high school diploma meant something.
– John McCain is older than Red China.
– John McCain is older than the UN.

Hooray beer, baseball and the USO

by @ 12:56. Filed under Sports.

(H/T – the head barkeep)

Per the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Milwaukee Brewers and pitcher Jeff Suppan will be announcing Monday that they, along with the USO, will give all active-duty military personnel and their families free admission to the rest of the home games. ‘Tis all good.

The Morning Scramble – 4/18/2008

by @ 8:07. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Hope you enjoyed the rising sun, fellow Cheddarheads; we won’t see it for a while…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBGXwX-TdTY[/youtube]

Ace notes we’re about to be overrun by cats. Cat-lovers may not want to go to the comments, but there is a bit of good gunplay there (including an M-60 Mk 43 machine gun unloading 850 rounds with a single squeeze of the trigger).
Gaius found something that gets even some of the Dems to join the rest of society in condemning, namely, Jimmy Carter’s hand-holding with Hamas.
– Meanwhile, doubleplusundead asks Islamic Jihad for Carter, “Why can’t we be friends?”
– It must be Peanut Day here; RidesAPaleHorse dug up a few good pics of the Peanut Farmer. There is just a slight language warning for the last of the pics, so you may not want to scroll all the way down if you’re at work.
– That doesn’t mean I forgot about Barack Obama; Curt skewers Obama’s “Tax the rich, beat the poor, till there are no rich no more” capital gains tax plan.
Mike notes Obama still doesn’t get why character ultimately matters. I’ll ignore the 8 years between 1992 and 2000.
JihadGene channels Krazy Kim being Obama’s soulmate on the elitist front.
Jed is drooling over the latest in flat-panel technology. I don’t think we’ll be rolling it up anytime soon; there’s the fragility problem.
– Staying with technology, Jon Ham likes the forthcoming microcar from VW with a sub-liter engine. Cripes; my 1972 Yamaha R5C’s engine is almost as big as the engine in that (I need to get that thing restored).
Mary bemoans the death of headstones in “green” cemetaries. I don’t mind the lack of embalming (after all, it’s “ashes to ashes, dust to dust”), but I don’t want to depend on something off-site to find a loved one’s grave.
Owen found a couple familiar names in the Rezko trial. I knew there was a reason I list Gov. Jim Doyle’s party as “For Sale”. Another presstitute “oddity”; even though Owen’s source is the Journal Sentinel’s Cary Spiva, and the item appeared on both JSOnline’s DayWatch and their Watchdog blog yesterday, there is neither hide nor hair of it in today’s paper.
Wisconsin State Senator Mary Lazich (R-New Berlin) has your daily reminder that the Democrats do not care about high gas prices as long as government gets the increase. Yes, I know, I covered it in an earlier Scramble, but since I’ve seen one station at $3.699/gallon for regular self-serve unleaded this morning (BP, 13th and Rawson), it’s time to rinse and repeat.
Ed Driscoll reminds us that, protestations by the Left and the bamboozled Daniel Henninger notwithstanding, the culture wars are not over. I’ll maintain red alert.
Ed Morrissey asks whether Al Qaeda hired the Baghdad Bob Public Relations Agency. I’ll have to say yes.
IBD notes that one of the intermediate goals of the Gorebal Warming crowd has been met, even without the US on the Kyoto climate change economy killing diet, but having Red China be the #1 “Gorebal Warming gas” polluter isn’t enough for their fellow (former) Communists.
Michelle Malkin awards the MSM Poor Taste Award to one of those Gorebal Warming organizations.
Brian Fraley has a new sacrificial lamb from the left to skewer on his weekly WisPolitics/Capital Times podcast.

I’m confused

by @ 7:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I know that isn’t a real surprise but this time I’m really confused…..

What’s the criteria Barack Obama would like to use to determine who we negotiate with?

In a statement today regarding Carter’s trip to visit Hamas, Barack was quoted as saying:

“We must not negotiate with a terrorist group intent on Israel’s destruction,”

However, just recently as a part of his questioning of General Patraeus, Barack reiterated his desire to negotiate with Iran:

“We should be talking to them (Iran)  as well,” Obama told the top US General in Iraq David Petraeus and US ambassador to Baghdad Ryan Crocker.

I may have missed a recent news flash but isn’t Iran a country that is intent on Israel’s destruction?

Israel “is an illegitimate regime, there is no legal basis for its existence,”  Ahmadinejad said.

I guess the criteria for Barack comes down to who the audience is at the moment. OK, I get it now.

April 17, 2008

Unborn officially subhuman according to the US Senate

by @ 16:15. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Kate, so I’ll try not to swear)

Usually, resolutions to commemorate public figures fly through Congress. However, one Senator, Barbara Boxer (D-CA), is so deep in the pockets of what Rush Limbaugh calls the NAGs she could not abide the following words in the resolution honoring Pope Benedict XVI:

Whereas Pope Benedict XVI has spoken out for the weak and vulnerable, witnessing to the value of each and every human life;….

I honestly don’t know what’s worse; the fact she held up the resolution for a couple days, or the fact the RepubicRATs caved. Do note the pro-death-penalty crowd didn’t have a real problem with the language, even though the official position of the Catholics, at least the last time I checked, is there should be no death penalty.

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 4/17/2008

After last night’s debate, there is just one song that describes what I was drinking. Of course, there was a question of which version to use, so Shoebox chose it…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y[/youtube]

I’m still unloading the overloaded feed reader, but don’t let the size of the link list fool you. It’s Open Thread Thursday, so I’m counting on you, the not-so-gentle reader, to fill in the many blanks.

Lawhawk notes wannabe ‘Rat candidate for Senate from Minnesota Al Franken neglected to file or pay California corporate income taxes for a corporation based in California he controls between 2003 and 2007. No wonder why the ‘Rats want to raise your taxes; you have to cover for their failures to pay them.
Kate asks whether any of the three major candidates for President have a statement about plans to turn this into the United Commonwealth of Mexico. We know El Jefe Jorge approves of this.
Jim Hoft has the obligatory bad-wig Leave Barack Alone video. Er, no; all of the Three Stooges provide too many targets to leave this environment.
– With a tip of the hat to Amanda Carpenter, Hawk delivers a near-doubling of Baskin Robbins flavors of Obama’s lies.
Jon Ham notes it’s bloggers like Bob Owens of Confederate Yankee that are doing the jobs the media used to do. In this case, Owens discovered that the American Hunters and Shooters Association, which endorsed Obama, isn’t exactly supportive of the Second Amendment.
– On the media front, spiritofpublicus has a couple examples of ignorance in the press.
– Speaking of endorsements, American Pundit notes the Peanut Farmer-approved Hamas political party terrorist organization has made theirs. I’m shocked, SHOCKED they would endorse Barack Hussein Obama.
J. Gravelle has the Obama/Swimmer Photoshop of the day.
Jim Geraghty sees the same trend that happened in Ohio developing in Pennsylvania. As long as nobody cries “Uncle!” until Denver, we’re golden.
PJ-Comix does a killer job skewering the DUmmies’ cry of foul after the silver spoon bullies discovered velvet gloves can also slap them upside the head.
Kevin Fischer answers why Scott Walker took 79% of the vote in Franklin in the Milwaukee County Executive election (and 77%+ in Oak Creek). Somebody might want to clue the ‘Rats in (no seriously, if they’re going to be taking power, they may as well have a clue on what tax policy really means).
Bruce asks, “What’s wrong with this picture?” Recent public school graduates need not attempt to answer; they’re likely to embarrass themselves about as much as the school district in question.
TrailMix has a double-dose of toon action.
Michael answers the burning question of each flu season, “Why does every flu epidemic start in Asia?” Of course, it doesn’t explain why it ends in South America.
Mary Katharine Ham rolls a video on why both the flat-taxers and the fair-taxers hate the tax code, and asks that we all just get along.
Peter is hurting, mostly because of the last round of Gorebal Warming here in southeast Wisconsin.
– In case you either stumbled directly here or got here on the TownHall version, Shoebox compares Disney World to life.

I don’t know what’s more unbelievable, the fact I remembered Open Thread Thursday 5 weeks in a row (don’t disappoint me now) or I didn’t take a shot at Old Crusty (oops, I guess I just did).

Disney

by @ 7:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Mrs. Shoebox, the little Boxes and I made a trip to the Florida House of Mouse last week.   While going through the parks I realized that there are a lot of things at Disney that make for easy object lessons in life.   Here are a few of the things that I picked up during our trip.

  1. Economics:   If you’ve got a product that someone really wants, you can name the price.   If you have a product that someone really wants and you can restrict their ability to get it elsewhere, you can name a ridiculous price.   Ponchos that cost about the same as a large hefty bag…say $.07 each, when  sold outside of a “you will get very wet” raft ride, go for $7.50.  
  2. If you have a group of geese, they are a gaggle, cows are a herd, whales are a pod, a group of photographers gathered at the entrance to a park are called a nuisance.
  3. All a guy needs to know about relationships with females can be summed up by one line from Mary Poppins.   When asked to explain a particular commotion, Mary responded with “I never explain anything.”   That was the answer Mr. Banks received and it is THE answer as a male, that you should be satisfied with as well.
  4. A few years back, Disney instituted the Fastpass system.   With this system you can go to some of their more popular attractions, insert your entrance ticket and get a pass that will allow you to skip to the head of the line for that particular attraction at a  set time.     There are a number of rules around how the passes work so that you may be able to get 3 or so on any given day and then stand in the regular queues for the other attractions.   Here’s my object lesson:  in life you may get the occasional Fastpass.   It may come in the form of a scholarship, a particular job promotion, a great spouse  or some other plus.   Just like at Disney, life’s Fastpass will let you move ahead of your peers for a period of time.   However, also like Disney, you won’t get a Fastpass for every obstacle in your life.   Fastpasses should be looked at and used as a perk, novelty, gift.   Fastpasses are great and should be relished  but  we’re going to spend most of our lives standing in line with everyone else and that’s what life is mostly about.
  5. Recession:   Yes there are issues in the economy and I do believe that many people’s “wealth” has been taken down a few notches due to lowered housing equity and stock markets.   However, as I wandered through the Mouse’s kingdoms last week, you would never know that the word “recession” was contemplated by anyone.   The place was packed!   I can also tell you that it wasn’t just the “rich.”   If you want to see a cross section of America, spend sometime at the home of the Mouse.   Rich, poor, young, old, black, white, single, large families…you see it all at the Mouse and amazingly, we all enjoy the same things….maybe for different reasons but we enjoy the same things.   Which leads me to:
  6. Civility:   When visiting the Mouse, with rare exception, people are pleasant, helpful, polite and caring.   People who have never met and will never meet again will help get a stroller loaded on a bus (I’m not talking about the paid help), return a dropped item, give up a seat on the bus, make way for a small child to get a front row seat for a parade.   If we could somehow package the civility that occurs on the Mouse’s turf and spread it everywhere we’d have a much better chance of talking through challenging issues.

April 16, 2008

The “Brotherly Love” Dem debate – Live drunk blog

by @ 13:34. Filed under Politics - National.

How appropriate is it that this one’s going to come from the city that booed Santa Claus? If you’re in, near, or west of the Rockies, this may well be a spoiler thread. Stephen Green noted that his drunkblog will be late because his ABC affiliate is tape-delaying things. That’s right, it’s on free TV, but most of the stations in the West will be tape-delaying it to show it in prime time. The live version kicks off at 7 pm beer time, so I’ll start the drinking about 6:45.

I really thought about simply simulcasting Skye’s liveblog (she’s a friend of Mike from Mike’s America, so he’ll be co-producing), but I’m going to need copious amounts of alcohol to deal with this one, and that’s almost certainly going to be more genteel than my mood can stand. I’m sure the usual suspects will also be liveblogging, and I’ll try to put the links up in this space.

For the 2 people still in this thread, I’ll quickly review things because it’s been a while since I liveblogged a debate and longer since I drunkblogged one. Since it’s the ‘Rats, and it’s a drunkblog, I’ll probably be taking many gratuitous shots along with the non-gratuitous ones, I paraphrase a lot as I’m not the fastest typist on the planet, the questions will be in italics, the answers in plain text, and my comments in-line with either a question or an answer will be in parentheses.

Ace
Allahpundit/Ed Morrissey
Michelle Malkin
The Lizards
The Freepers

The Morning (er, afternoon) Scramble – 4/16/2008

by @ 13:11. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Sorry about making it the Afternoon Scramble. I’m simply wiped out, so I’m glad Shoebox is back…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8__EwAT8VM[/youtube]

Todd Lohenry has some rather surprising numbers on the number of deaths in the military over the last 20 years, plus some sample numbers from 8 years prior. Care to guess which Presidency was deadlier for the military? As Captain Tenneal would say, “Well, you’re wrong (unless you’re a Vast Right Wing Co-Conspirator).”
– (Revision/extension – 2:26 pm 4/16/2008) There is a reason why those numbers were surprising; Fred did some fact-checking on those numbers, and they were too good to be true. Sorry about that.
Tom McMahon has another pledge the Left would have a real problem with. Never mind they came up with that pledge back in FDR’s war (if those pinheads want to call the Global War On Terror “Bush’s war”, I’ll reserve the right to call WWII “FDR’s war”).
– You may now call Kathy Carpenter “Alderwoman”.
Christian Schneider goes into a death spiral, following Dennis Pork (for those of you outside the Cheddarsphere, mash here for that story).
Kevin Fischer discovered that border “fence” isn’t exactly effective at its stated goal. Of course, since nobody in DC with the exception of Reps. Hunter and Tancredo wanted it to actually stop illegal aliens, it’s not a surprise.
Mary Katharine Ham has your Peanut Farmer quote of the week. Yes, I know Allahpundit had Jimmy Carter’s display of elitist snobism first, but it’s my Scramble, my rules (such as they are).
Jimi says, “Fire up the DVR, NBC’s handing over the reins of the ‘Today’ show to the first lady.”
James T. Harris notes yet another shot in the uncivil civil war on the left, especially among the civil rights generation. This time, it’s BET vs. Obama.
John Hawkins delivers “Obama In Quotes”. Do be patient, his server’s just getting hammered because I’m hardly the first one on this.
Jon Ham noticed a certain pin is back on Obama’s lapel. And here I thought Denver was the last refuge of the scoundrels.
American Pundit has the irony of the day; John Murtha calling John McCain too old.
Troy Fullerton wonders if Joe Lieberman will be the next Zell Miller. I don’t know whether that says more about the Dems or the Pubbies.
Sean Hackbarth talked economics with one of the latest examples of the LeftStreamMedia’s black widow-like tendency to eat those they no longer have a propaganda use for, Carly Firoina. Those looking to fill a New Media position with somebody savvy, get a hold of Sean.
Aaron issued an open invite to a certain candidate that happens to be running for President for the May Drinking Right (May 13, 7 pm CDT, Papa’s Social Club). Well, the motto is, “It’s not about being right, it’s about being drinking.”
William Teach has a few tips for those bloggers either hacked or worried about getting hacked. Go, read.
Kate has the corn-a-hole cartoon of the day.
Ed Morrissey whacks the “ghettoized female blogger” meme.

There’s simply too much in the feed reader today, so if I want to get anything done, I better stop here.

I’m back

by @ 9:31. Filed under Politics - National.

I feel a little bit like I’m running in a remake of “Airplane”…boy,  I picked  the wrong  week to quit blogging….so much fun that I missed!

Just for a couple:

China called Nancy Pelosi the “least popular person in China,” for her comments about China’s handling of their Tibet “crisis.”   This maybe the only issue I’ve ever agreed with Nancy on but even so, it can’t be good for your ego to be the least popular person in at least 2 of the world’s major countries!

Barack Obama’s now well publicized comments talking about how non coast line people handle the stress of economic uncertainty "it’s not surprising they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them . . . as a way to explain their frustrations".  

Giving Barack, or his wife for that matter, opportunities to ad lib are the best way to ensure that he does not win the election in November.   Contrary to what he has in his carefully prepared and scripted speeches, when ad libbing, Barack shows his contempt for anyone who has any tie to traditional values.   His ad lib script continues to show his  conviction that if you believe in anything other than the government solving all your problems, you are just another flat earther.

April 15, 2008

The Morning Scramble – 4/15/2008

by @ 10:20. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s Tax Day and Buy A Gun Day (H/T – Beth). Coincidence? I think not. Since I can’t afford a real fancy gun, I may as well enjoy the blues while I finish off my taxes and try to figure out how much money I have left with which to buy a gun:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yGB6d_3n58[/youtube]

B.C. is displaying some serious gun pics. If only I could afford them,….
Christian Schneider delivers your dose of Justice Scalia. That brings back good memories of his visit to Marquette many years ago.
Grim has a couple of new ways to support the troops.
Fred Keller remembered that this day 61 years ago, Jackie Robinson made his debut for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
Mark Block delivers another history lesson, this one for the likes of Red Fred Kessler.
Dad29 admonishes the bipartisan Party-In-Government in Madison to stop digging.
Michelle and the Hot Air gang have a fresh episode of “Hot Air TV”, which is very timely. If only my dad were a Kennedy,….
– Staying with taxes, Clint answers the burning question of the Left – “Did the Bush tax cuts screw the poor and the working class?” (hint, it’s not a 3-letter answer, but it’s one that will blow the minds of the Left)
William Teach has the WordPress 2.5 Media Center fix for those willing to tinker under the hood.
Jim Geraghty notes John McCain wants a summerlong tax holiday. That doesn’t exactly jive with the official position of the executive branch of Wisconsin’s government, which is to raise it 40 cents.
Katie Favazza dumps a horseshoe on Hillary Clinton’s almost-somewhat-not-quite-enough attempt to bamboozle pro-lifers.

I doubt I’ll be blogging much the rest of the day; I have some taxes to do.

April 14, 2008

Blogger Protection Act

by @ 9:19. Filed under Politics - National, The Blog.

I should’ve pounced on this when Fausta had it almost 2 weeks ago, but it took Jon Ham’s catch of North Carolina’s lone co-sponsor to get me jumping. Rep. Jeb Hensarling introduced The Blogger Protection Act, H.R. 5699, on April 3. The bill is designed to put into the United States Code the current Federal Election Commission regulations that give bloggers the same protection from campaign finance laws given the rest of the media and declares advocacy by uncompensated bloggers does not constitute a contribution to a candidate.

There are currently 36 (37 if one counts the non-voting Puerto Rican representative) co-sponsors to this legislation, all Republicans. Paul Ryan is the only Wisconsin Representative among them. Where are the other 7? Where are the Democrats? Heck, where’s the Republican leadership; I see only Roy Blunt and Eric Cantor from the leadership team on the co-sponsor page.

The Morning Scramble – 4/14/2008

by @ 8:28. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I need something upbeat to get me back in the swing of things…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I993PGacn4M[/youtube]

Plebian remakes a bunch of Charlton Heston classics.
William Teach notes we’re one step closer to Solyent Green.
Stephen Green rips those that initiate e-mail contact then don’t have the brains to automatically accept your reply.
Emperor Misha I gives another reason to not vote for McCain (I do have to put a language warning on this one; follow at your own risk).
Ace welcomes Hillary Rodham Clinton to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy as only he can (again, I do have to put a language warning on this one).
Michelle Malkin has the obligatory lush Hill caption contest.
– I can’t do better than Mondoreb, who has the not-necessarily safe for work Photoshop of the weekend.
John has the safe-for-work Photoshop of the weekend, the Clinton model sniper rifle (though the post itself may not necessarily be safe for work).
Jim Geraghty asks whether Barack Obama reads his own trade rhetoric.
Matt Lewis figured Obama was channeling Jesse The Body. It’s more like Karl Marx.
Flip has the perfect film for the Obama campaign.
Jim Lynch discovered the medical name of the ‘Rat campaign.
– Speaking of campaigns, RedState has a roundtable on whether to donate to the RNC and its subsidiaries, the RNCC and RNSC. I’ll be back on this in a bit, but the two-letter answer is “NO!”
The Investor’s Business Daily editorial page whacks those that want to burn our food.
Sean Hackbarth notes the typical liberal “cure” to the problem largely of their creation (see above) is worse than the problem.
Jim Hoft notes the Goracle is cashing in on Gorebal Warming. Who knew it was a Ponzi scheme </sarcasm>?
Owen has some fighting words for the ninnies in California that want to radically jack up the tax on beer.
Jib has the appropriate answer to another tax-hiking scheme from the land of earthquakes and wildfires. It’s a call to arms.
Ace notes the introduction of the aptly-named “Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is” bill. Anybody care to guess how much that took in in Arkansas when Mike Huckabee got that through their legislature? Lowball it, then halve it.
Dad29 has reason #142 to not appoint judges.
Tom McMahon answers the “Why are fire engines red?” question.
JammieWearingFool asks, “Is the woman 2 heartbeats away from the Presidency actively assisting America’s enemies?” I believe you can guess my answer.
Fausta mourns the decline of the Royal Navy from a pirate-fighting unit to a pirate-coddling one.
Stan has the bad news from DC; dancing in the streets is illegal. Of course, that’s only bad if you can dance, and I can’t.
Uncle Jimbo has your “Blowed Up Real Good” video fix.
Mondoreb has the stupid ad campaign of the weekend. I wonder how many accidents that caused.

I got some blogging to do.

Music to kill zombies by

by @ 7:21. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Boy do I miss a lot when I take a weekend off, but the allergies were just slaying me. Since Elliot picked this up from Rustemeister’s Alehouse, who got it from SayUncle and Armed Canadian, and because doubleplusundead and See-Dubya didn’t pick it up yet, I may as well play along. Songs I kill zombies by:

– I warm up to “Gone Shootin'” by AC/DC because it just isn’t healthy to limit oneself to bladed weapons against a horde.
– When it’s time to get up close and personal, “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath provides the shotgun beat.
– If all that’s standing between certain doom and me is my minigun, it’s time to break out “Four Horsemen” by Metallica.

And if I don’t want lyrics, it’s Doom and Doom II songs by Robert Prince.

April 11, 2008

“Hope” or same old “compassionate” Left?

(Major H/T – Fred)

If memory serves, Mary Katharine Ham has been hammering the operators of Huffington Post and Daily Kos for “less-than-civil” comments left on their sites on her weekly appearances on “The O’Reilly Factor”. I wonder where this little gem from Ejike Ofoemezie of Canton, Georgia on a blog hosted on Barack Obama’s official campaign site would fall on that scale:

It is unbecoming of an old man who is a part of the problem America has today to tell us not to hope. What a deaf man? If McCain has given up on hope and life, the rest of America has not. He should pay a deserved visit to the undertaker. So, someone should please remind McCain there is a place called a zoo where the likes of him should take abode while the rest of America moves on.

Just in case the Obama campaign decides to scrub their servers, I did take the liberty of grabbing a screencap, complete with both an apparently-unused link to report objectionable content and a graphic stating that the blog is on a server paid for by Obama For America (click for a full-sized graphic)…

ofoemezies-obama-blog.jpg

Revisions/extensions (4:44 pm 4/11/2008) – Sorry about the lateness of the update; I was away from the keyboard all afternoon. I don’t know if it was Fred or Winged Hussar of Grizzly Groundswell (who had it first), or Charlie Sykes (who picked it up in the 11 o’clock hour), but we got results. Into the memory hole it went, but not before Winged Hussar and I both got screencaps. I’ll put my money on Charlie; it disappeared about an hour after he posted on it. Fred also notes a few other nuggets of material (enough for not one but two pages of archives) from Ejike are still there.

Also on top of it – Psycmeister’s Ice Palace.

The Morning Scramble – 4/11/2008

by @ 8:14. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I guess I need some new tennis shoes…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOPQhj_Kjc8[/youtube]

– Attention, attention Morons! Ace will be on Fausta’s show at 10 am Central (11 am Eastern) today, if BlogTalkRadio doesn’t cough up another lung or Ace doesn’t confuse BTR with a hobo, that is.
John Hawkins asked a bunch of bloggers, “Who do you want and don’t you want for VP?” Out of the list he gave them, I would take Michael Steele and definitely not take Christie Todd Whitman.
Jim Hoft remembered the terrorist friends, both homegrown and Islamist, Barack Obama kept.
Ed Morrissey adds up the bills Bill Clinton has been giving us the taxpayers despite his and his wife’s massive cash inflow. No wonder why they could give so much to their own “charity”.
Allahpundit checked the Hiliary Lie Machine and proclaimed it running at 110%.
– Speaking of liars, Sister Toldjah has your liar of the week, and no, it’s not Clinton.
Krakatoa finds a soon-to-be-ex-NYT reporter.
– Why? Because Bill Quick notes the latest example of groupthink there.
Bruce notes all the ways ex-Alderman (and still thug) Michael McGee-Jackson Jr. will continue to soak cash from the city of Milwaukee.
Conservative Belle notes, correctly, that criminals will pack and shoot no matter what the gun laws are.
– Somebody should’ve told that to Philly mayor Nutter; Wyatt Earp has the story on that.
David St. Lawrence deprogrammed one of his Vista laptops to see how much faster it runs with XP.
Pete Fanning has a PBS series you should watch starting April 27. Yes, he is serious, and don’t call him Shirley unless you want to be keelhauled.
Jon Ham says, “Consensus? What consensus, Gore?”
John McAdams notes the latest example of political correctness run amok on a formerly-religious college campus.
Fred is shocked, SHOCKED that postage rates will be going up again after finding out USPS employees in Orlando had a $13,500 steak dinner on our dime.

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