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October 18, 2007

Let the Presidential numbers game commence – updated with official 2007 3Q info

by @ 17:11. Filed under Politics - National.

Update #1 (10:58 am 10/2/2007) – Hillary’s unofficial numbers are in.

Update #2 (2:46 pm 10/3/2007) – So are Ron’s.

Massive revisions/extensions #3 (4:22 pm 10/15/2007) – The numbers are rolling into the FEC, so let’s roll with those.

R&E #4 (6:17 pm 10/15/2007) – Brownback’s, Kucinich’s, and Romney’s numbers are now in to add to Thompsons’ (both Fred and the dearly-departed-from-the-race Tommy), Guiliani’s and Huckabee’s. Guess the rest of the candidates are burning the midnight oil.

Almost the last revision/extension (12:03 am 10/16/2007) – Everybody else is in except Mike Gravel.

R&E #6 (12:34 am 10/16/2007) – Got a couple of the primary/general election splits courtesy Amanda Carpenter.

R/E #7 and 8 (8:32/8:40 am 10/16/2007) – Still no Gravel, but the link to Edwards’ report now goes directly there. Also, McCain fixed a clerical error, so that link goes to the amended report.

I’ve lost count of the revisions and extensions (9:52 am 10/16/2007) – Amanda dug up McCain’s “general-only” numbers, so I’ve updated again.

Last revision/extension unless the campaigns revise their numbers (5:11 pm 10/18/2007) – Gravel’s dog finally coughed up his homework.

When I was out in DC, Kevin told me to watch the burn rates of the various campaigns. With that in mind, the FEC official 3rd-quarter numbers are starting to get posted. Let’s get this party started:

  • Fred Thompson, with the caveat that this filing includes most of June and the starting number is zero – $12,612,567.83 net donations from individuals (after a few refunded donations), $105,425.02 from PACs for a total of $12,717,992.85 in donations. Add in $2,436.11 in interest earned, and subtract $5,606,450.56 in net expenses, and the Thompson campaign had $7,121,744.26 cash on hand at the end of September. Even after subtracting $678,432.01 in debts incurred by the campaign, they are $6,443,312.25 in the black. The burn looks good.
  • Rudy Giuliani – $11,208,318.11 net donations from individuals, $1,000 from the Saratoga County (NY) Republican Committee, and $44,233.80 net from PACs for a total of $11,253,551.91 in donations. Add in $18,326,220.29 in cash on hand on July 1 and $137,265.24 in interest, and then subtract $13,066,846.79 in net expenses and a $365.00 donation to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, and the Giuliani campaign had $16,649,825.65 left on hand at the end of September, with $11.6 million available now. Toss in $169,255.74 in debts owed, and they’re $16,480,569.91 in the black. While the burn rate is above 100%, it’s sustainable through the primaries.
  • Mike Huckabee, who will be taking federal matching funds siphoning off tax dollars once they are released – $1,021,905.35 net donations from individuals, $9,773.74 from PACs for a total of $1,031,679.09. Add in $436,190.66 cash on hand as of July 1 and $1,645.81 in interest, and subtract $818,214.88 in net expenses, and the Huckabee campaign had $651,300.68 cash on hand as of the end of September. Toss in $47,810.16 in debt, and they’re $603,490.52 in the black. Upon financial review, he’s an even darker horse than the polls suggest.
  • Sam Brownback, who will also be taking tax dollars – $808,485.86 in donations from individuals (no refunds), and $8,800.00 from PACs for a total of $817,285.86 in donations. Add in $447,764.39 in cash on hand as of July 1 and $930.48 in interest, and subtract $1,158,943.15 in net expenses (including an unexplained $10.00 “other disbursement”), and the Brownback campaign had $94,653.58 cash on hand at the end of September. Fortunately, they have no debts, though unless that federal cash comes in forthwith, they’ll be in the red in a hurry.
  • Dennis Kucinich – $992,890.82 in net donations from individuals (including a $10.00 refund that appears to be mislabeled as one to a political party committee), $7,750 from PACs, and $10,321.70 from his own pocket for a total of $1,010,962.52 in donations. Add to that $204,171.65 cash on hand as of July 1 and $23.84 in interest (boy, he must have bad banks), and subtract $888,063.99 in net expenses, and the Kucinich campaign had $327,094.02 cash on hand at the end of September. Most unusual for a ‘Rat, the campaign neither has debts nor appears to be planning on feeding at the taxpayer trough for campaign funds.
  • Mitt Romney – $9,459,868.83 net donations from individuals and $73,400 in net donations from PACs for a total of $9,533,268.83 in donations. Add in $8,500,000 in a loan from himself, $12,121,553.85 cash on hand as of July 1, and $76,391.85 in interest, and subtract $21,014,597.17 in net expenses and a $100.00 donation to the Republican Party of Florida, and the Romney campaign had $9,216,517.36 cash on hand as of the end of September. Throw in $17,350,000.00 the campaign owes Romney and they’re in the red. Worse, they’re burning through the cash they do have at an over-100% rate.
  • Christopher Dodd – $1,361,888.01 net donations from individuals and $105,205 from PACs for a total of $1,467,093.01 in donations. Add in $6,378,270.69 cash on hand on July 1 and $30,691.80 in interest, and subtract $4,001,181.36 in net expenses, and the Dodd campaign had $3,874,874.14 cash on hand at the end of September. The good news for them is they are debt-free; the bad is if 3rd-quarter fundraising and spending trends continue and they don’t make a late call for the taxpayer trough, they will be out of cash right about the Iowa caucuses.
  • Hillary Clinton – $25,870,541.05 net donations from individuals (of note, the campaign refunded $1,235,369.12 this past quarter, an amount that Flip terms “large, but lacking”) and $212,805.92 net from PACs for $26,083,346.97 in donations. Add $45,226,832.29 cash on hand July 1 and $425,325.51 in interest, and subtract $21,235,066.67 in net expenses (including a $250.00 item in the “other” category), $13,425.00 in donations to various causes – African American Museum of Iowa, Assumption Greek Orthodox Church in Manchester, NH, Belknap County (New Hampshire) Democratic Committee, Cerro Gordo County (Iowa) Democrats, Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, Democratic Party of Oregon, Elko County (Nevada) Democratic Party, Gopher Hill Festival Society in Ridgeland, South Carolina, Hampton (New Hampshire) Democratic Committee, Jefferson County (Alabama) Democratic Executive Committee, Kent County (Michigan) Democratic Party, New Jersey Democratic State Committee and Tom Harkin for Senate), and $23,000 in “disgorgements” to the US Treasury, and the Clinton campaign had $50,463,013.10 cash on hand at the end of September (I don’t believe that includes any funds specifically for the general election). That amount includes $15 million not available until the general election. After taking into account debt both owed by and to the committee (the latter is $499.28 owed by Neal Hamberg for “press reimbursement”), they’re $48,116,026.13 in the black. And the Dhimms along with their presstitute echo chamber continue to bray that the GOP is the party of the “rich”.
  • Duncan Hunter, who will also be dipping into the taxpayer trough – $486,336.98 in net donations, all from individuals. Add to that $214,501.89 cash on hand on July 1 and a $50,000.00 loan from himself (that’s right, no interest earned on the bank accounts this past quarter), and subtract $616,097.25 in expenses and a $2,000.00 donation to Sydney Hay for Congress, and the Hunter campaign had $132,741.62 cash on hand at the end of September. Even without that $50,000.00 loan, they’re in serious financial trouble, at least until the fed funds kick in.
  • John McCain, who may or may not be dipping into the trough but whose campaign finances almost make Hiliary’s easy to follow – $5,412,958.82 net donations from individuals, $2,500 from a trio of Michigan “party committees” (Cox 5200 Club, Kevin Green for the State House and Nick Smith for Better Government), and $51,445.00 net from other PACs for a total of $5,466,903.82 in donations. Add in $3,224,427.60 cash on hand on July 1 and $12,395.71 in interest, and subtract $5,262,984.06 in net expenses (I think; the summary is quite muddled), and the McCain campaign had $3,488,627.91 cash on hand at the end of September, with only about $1.7 million available now. Toss in $1,730,690.84 in debt, and they’re $1,757,937.07 in the black. The problems continue for the McCain campaign.
  • Ron Paul – $5,197,492.87 in net donations from individuals and $6,725.00 from PACs for a total of $5,204,217.87 in donations. Add $2,354,855.32 cash on hand on July 1 and $24,532.76 in interest, and subtract $2,139,938.90 in net expenses, and the Paul campaign had $5,443,667.05 cash on hand at the end of September. The campaign is in good shape as they’re debt-free, and they do not appear to be dipping into the trough.
  • Joe Biden – $1,688,081.24 net donations from individuals and $36,275.00 from PACs for a total of $1,724,356.24 in donations. Add in $2,764,841.51 cash on hand on July 1 and $50.00 in interest, and subtract $2,601,907.79 in net expenses in the third quarter, and the Biden campaign had $1,886,339.96 cash on hand at the end of September. Toss in $128,210.45 in debt, and they’re $1,758,129.51 in the black. They might make it to Iowa before bleeding red.
  • Bill Richardson – $5,158,291.96 in net individual donations and $71,675.00 from PACs for a total of $5,229,966.96 in donations. Add in $7,129,684.07 cash on hand on July 1 and $23,205.95 in interest, and subtract $6,561,269.16 in expenses, and the Richardson campaign had $5,821,587.82 cash on hand at the end of September. Toss in $75,222.37 in debt, and they’re $5,746,365.45 in the black. Unfortunately for them, they’re in the party of the “poor”.
  • John Edwards – $6,987,595.79 in net donations, all from individuals. Add in $13,511,753.60 cash on hand on July 1 and $36,778.83 in interest, and subtract $8,138,811.95 in net expenses and $267.84 in “press travel reimbursement” to two individuals from DC, and the Edwards campaign had $12,397,048.43 cash on hand at the end of September. If Edwards were a Pubbie, he would be #2 in the pack, especially since there are no debts; instead, he’s a distant third in the ‘Rat money race.
  • Barack Obama, whose filing makes McCain’s look comprehensible – $20,419,120.24 net donations from individuals, $75.00 in net political PAC contributions which appear to be on the wrong line ($100 from Committee to elect Helen Miller HD 49 in Iowa and $25 refund to Recorder of Deeds Campaign Committee in Rock Island, Illinois appear on line 29), and a net $1,100.00 refund to other PACs (including a “misplaced” one to Bear Necessities for $1,000, which appears on line 29) for a total of $20,418,095.24 in donations. Add in $36,263,688.38 cash on hand on July 1 and $379,529.01 in interest, and subtract $20,973,426.83 in net expenses and $695.00 in “miscellaneous” expenses (to Bethany Life Commities in Iowa, Woman’s Equality Day in Iowa and Braian Vanriper in Iowa for “charitable contributions”, the Minnesota DFL Party for “event site rental”, and $20.00 unspecified), and the Obama campaign had $36,087,190.80 cash on hand at the end of September, with about $32 million of that available now. Throw in $1,409,739.64 in debt, and they’re still $34,677,451.16 in the black. While the burn is over 100%, they’re in great shape financially, at least if Hillary inexplicably drops out.
  • Tom Tancredo, who is not only going to be dipping into the trough, but was late according to the FEC – $746,913.87 net donations from donors, $500.00 from PACs, and $125.00 out of his own pocket for a total of $747,538.87 in donations. Add in $552,510.31 cash on hand on July 1 and $30.39 in interest, and subtract $1,190,000.20 in net expenses, and the Tancredo campaign had $110,079.37 cash on hand at the end of September. Throw in $295,603.04 in debt, and they’re $185,523.67 in the red. Colorado, we have a problem.
  • Mike Gravel, who missed the filing deadline for the second straight quarter (the July quarterly, which was amended twice, didn’t show up until July 16th), this time by two days, and looks to be the only Dem to dip into the taxpayer trough – $130,597.94 in donations (all from individuals). Add to that $31,153.45 cash on hand on July 1, and subtract $138,324.84 in expenses and a $5,900 repayment of loans to himself, and the Gravel campaign had $17,526.55 cash on hand at the end of September. Throw in $9,375.98 in “owed” donations from 4 sources, and take out a total of $85,853.05 in debt (including $51,715.73 owed to himself), and they’re seriously in the red.

As an aside, The Other Thompson is still looking for something north of $200,000 so he can pay off his debts and officially close his campaign.

A special for those that think Thompson is “lazy and slow”

by @ 15:56. Filed under Politics - National.

Blacktygrrrr was at the Republican Jewish Coalition, and so was Fred Thompson. I’ll allow his words to do the talking in this shamelessly-ripped-off excerpt:

Senator Thompson then took questions, and I was the first person to ask him a question. I spoke quickly to pack many words in without droning on.

I stated, "Senator, it’s an honor sir." He thanked me. I then continued.

"Senator, I am a republican blogger (yes, this was a shameful attempt at self promotion, and it worked) who understands that with freedom of the press comes responsibility. Are you willing to enforce the Bush Doctrine that anyone harboring or aiding terrorists is a terrorist, even if it means cracking down on our own cultural institutions? Two examples are Poison Ivy League universities doing Tea With Mussolini and Columbian Coffee with Armageddonijad, and our troops getting killed because their movements are being given up by the Jayson Blair Times (the crowd and the Senator cracked up at that point, where I said, "The Jewish fellow running that paper does not speak for me")? How do you as a member of the media yourself balance freedom of speech with the fact that we cannot have our media getting our troops murdered, and we cannot have our students being lectured by a terrorist who belongs in Guantanamo Bay?"

Fred Thompson started out by wagging his finger at me in mock anger and indignation and said, "First of all, let me say that I resent being called a member of the media!"

The crowd erupted in laughter, and I said into the microphone, "I apologize." The Senator then continued.

"I was once a member of the media. I did a little television and movies now and then. I will do what is necessary to keep the American people safe. Yes, I will put pressure on institutions that break the law. If they cross the line, I will get them. Political pressure can be applied, but so can market pressure. We believe in the free market, and we have a right to apply pressure. The wingnuts have a right to speak, but they fail to understand that normal Americans also have a right to speak. There are more of us, and we need to make our voices loud and clear that we will not tolerate violations of law. We have the power to vote with our wallets."

If only Thompson had stopped in Bloggers Row at the Defending the American Dream Summit,….

Down goes Brownback

by @ 14:54. Filed under Politics - National.

While nobody from the Sam Brownback campaign is commenting on the record, everybody is reporting he will drop out of the race tomorrow. While money is being blamed (he only had $94,653.58 on hand at the end of September, but was eligible to get $2 million in taxpayer money), his unabashed support for North Mexico should get most of the blame.

Other than that, and his late call for a federal apology for slavery (H/T – Allahpundit), he and his hand cart of the federal tax code…

…will be missed.

Biggest spike yet, and Open Thread Thursday

by @ 14:35. Filed under Open Thread Thursday, The Blog.

Who knew putting up a couple of videos would really drive up the traffic? According to StatCounter:

– Something over 200 of the last 400 or so visitors (they track the last 500 page hits) popped in from Boots and Sabers.
– 172 of you viewed my mini-album of the rally, even though for space’s sake I put it below the fold.
– UJ (or somebody else at the Isthmus) gave me some link love. Thank you.

However you got here, welcome to the party. I’ve got some things I’m working up, but until then, consider this your Open Thread Thursday thread.

Roll bloat – the belated DAD edition

by @ 14:16. Filed under The Blog.

I’m about 2 weeks late to this, but it’s a big update:

The American Infidels
Tea Party – Sam Adams Alliance
Dry Fly Politics
Gay Patriot
Fausta’s Blog
Right Angle Blog

Now you guys and gals have even more good reading material, especially when I’ve got nothing and I forgot to tell the guest bloggers.

October 17, 2007

The Taxpayer Rally – video of Owen

by @ 23:07. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

There is a mild language warning on this because of the oh-so-tolerant lieberal protestors.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJCoAdwVyY[/youtube]

The Taxpayer Rally – video of Fred

by @ 22:58. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, The Blog.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTyWb7L6T9A[/youtube]

The Taxpayer Rally – in pictures

by @ 22:56. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, The Blog.

If you’re looking for pics of the oh-so-tolerant left, this isn’t the place to find them. If you’re looking for rally pics, read on below the fold, and click on any of the thumbnails to make them as full-sized as I will make them and still save my bandwidth. If you’re wondering why I don’t have any pics of Fred or Owen, it’s because I have video of them.

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The Taxpayer Rally – longer text version

by @ 22:28. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

While I finish prepping the pics and the videos (that’s right, my little camera does a passable job with the video), I may as well get a little bit more in-depth.

Ignoring the advice of AFP to hop the bus, mainly because there was a side trip I wanted to take after the rally, I rolled into downtown Madison right about 10 am. As a side benefit, I got to listen to Charlie and Assembly Speaker Mike Huebsch talk about the Jim “Craps” Doyle plan to unnecessarily shut down state government to try to force the issue.

Since the pre-rally point was several miles from the Capitol, I needed to take the “fine” Madistan mass transit. The bus was running about 10 minutes late, but that’s no excuse to just blow past the stop. Thankfully, the gridlock that is Madistan allowed me to catch up. It wasn’t like the bus was overloaded; there were maybe 8 on the bus.

Anyway, I made it to the pre-rally point, and had some delicious pulled pork. While there, I ran into Fred, the Unreal one, silent E, and Kathy. I also met RDW field agent #2, and some Milwaukee County Pubbies.

After some refreshments, we hopped the buses to the Capitol. The teat-sucking squealers were already there waiting for us (Messrs. Schneider and Fraley, both of whom I missed, have the details). Whilst waiting for high noon, the very lovely and talented Jenna dropped in, along with Lance Burri, Owen, Leah Vukmir, Rich Zipperer, Bill Kramer and many others I missed. I somehow missed Leslie, the OTB Chris, and Dad29.

Anyway, high noon rolled in, and the fun commenced. We started off with the emcee (my memory’s a bit hazy on his name), who reached out across the police line. Those on the other side of the line, being the teat-sucking, squealing oh-so-tolerant lieberals they are, booed him.

AFP president Tim Phillips was up next, and he encouraged us to keep on fighting the good fight. Mark Block was up next and pointed out most of the people up on the stage. There are some considerate public employees.

I missed who the next speaker was, but I do have a pic that will pop up when I’m to the point of posting them. Fred followed up; I’ll let the video speak for him when I have it up.

Pat Snyder, from WSAU in Wausau, proved that there are conservatives on the air “north of Highway 10”. He also pointed out that up in Wausau, the tax issue is a bipartisan one.

Owen drew the most vitriol from the teat-suckers; the video (again, once it’s up) will prove that.

Rience Priebus, hammering home the theme of the day, challenged Doyle to live up to his campaign promise. After him, somebody from New Berlin (again, I’m horrid with the names that weren’t in the program) came up with 7,000 or so postcards urging Doyle to live up to his campaign promise.

Vicki McKenna closed things off with a twist; a pig toss.

Once everybody was done speaking, the teat-suckers started milling in. While others reported they got hassled, I managed to get out of there completely unscathed.

The taxpayer rally – very short version

by @ 18:19. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

It was good to get together with several hundred fellow taxpayers to deliver a simple message Jim “Craps” Doyle himself delivered not too long ago – NO MORE TAXES! Not even the teat-sucking squealers of AFSCME, who couldn’t be bothered to actually show up to work, and who were eternally and vulgarly ungrateful, couldn’t dampen the mood.

Since I made a few side trips on the way home, and I have somewhere to be in a few minutes, I’ll have the pics and the video of Fred’s and Owen’s speeches up either later tonight or early tomorrow.

Taxpayer rally today

by @ 7:52. Filed under Taxes.

Blogging will be light until I get back from this:

Who: Hundreds of grassroots activists, representatives of Americans for Prosperity-Wisconsin, the Wisconsin Republican Party, and many more
What: Rally for “No Tax Hike” Budget
When: Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 12:00 pm, noon
Where: Wisconsin State Capitol, King Street Entrance
2 E. Main Street
Madison, WI 53702
Details: Bus schedules, along with pre-rally and rally information can be found at AFP-Wisconsin’s web page, www.afpwi.org

October 16, 2007

No Christmas vacation for the Pubbies and probably the ‘Rats

by @ 20:33. Filed under Elections, Politics - National.

The Iowa Republican Party moved up their Iowa Presidential caucus to Thursday, January 3, 2008 from Monday, January 14, 2008. Meanwhile, the Dems are still vascilating between the 3rd and the 5th, which would be a Saturday. Guess they haven’t decided whether to meddle in the Pubbie caucus or keep the Pubbies from crashing their party.

Since New Hampshire and their insane “first-primary-in-the-nation” law is forcing them to hold their primary no later than January 8 (or so claims their Secretary of State, who is responsible for setting the date) and quite possibly earlier, and the corn-a-hole crowd in Iowa has an irrational desire to best even New Hampshire, we could still see things kick off in mid-December 2007.

Words, at least those that aren’t R-rated, fail me, and I’ve hit my weekly quota on vulgarity.

Photoshop of the day

by @ 16:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

From Madison Conservative

No, this does not, repeat NOT, mean I’m supporting Rudi. It’s just one great Photoshop offered for you Rudiites.

The enemy of my class enemy is my friend…

by @ 8:23. Filed under International relations.

Soviet Premi…er, Russian President Vladimir Putin, fresh from ignoring a “threat” on his life in Tehran, joined the Mad Mullahs and their sock puppets in reasserting Sovi…er (damn, there I go again) Russian control over its former empire by threatening Azerbaijan should it help the United States in any response to Iran’s attempt to get nuclear weapons, as well as any country that wants to get Caspian Sea oil and natural gas out of the area without going through either the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (ah, tahellwitchit, if Pooty-Poot wants to go back to the Cold War, let’s bring back all the old Soviet terms) or Iran.

The Cold War’s back on the menu, boys.

Crying River Flood Warning keeps on getting expanded

Today, it’s the Wisconsin Center District, which (mis)manages the Midwest Airlines Center, making with the waterworks. Head flack Franklyn Gimbel is blaming the lack of a new state budget tax increases at the state level for his inability to beg for increased taxes at the local level to pay for a second expansion of the MAC. The MAC is currently subsidized by a 3% tax on car rentals in Milwaukee County, a 0.25% tax on “restaurant” food and beverage sales (actually applied to all taxable food and beverage sales) in Milwaukee County, a 2% tax on hotel rooms in Milwaukee County and another 7% tax on hotel rooms in the city of Milwaukee.

I have two things to say to Gimbel and company, beyond “No more taxes!”, that is:
– You idiots knew in 1999, before the first expansion was complete, the MAC was undersized and would be undersized after that first expansion.
– Instead of wasting something north of $45 million on turning the old Auditorium into an underutilized “theatre”, you morons could have used that money to complete that planned-for second expansion.

Down goes the latest Craps tax-raising budget

by @ 1:28. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

(H/Ts – Owen and Peter)

The Assembly, on a bipartisan 54-45 vote, voted against the latest attempty by Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) to jack up Wisconsin’s taxes. That was despite Craps’ best efforts to buy the vote. Nice to see some things aren’t for sale in Madison.

A special “Huzzah” goes out to the 3 Dems that crossed the aisle, Amy Sue Vruwink, Sheldon Wasserman, and Bob Ziegelbauer (who actually “paired” his nay with another’s aye).

A very-special “I hope you lose your next election” to RepubicRAT Brett Davis. May you not get that thirty pieces of silv…er, $4 million soybean crusher from Craps.

As for how the presstitutes are reporting this, Jessica points out the Journtinel pooh-poohed Ziegelbauer’s “pairing”.

October 15, 2007

Roll bloat – the flipping edition

by @ 21:47. Filed under The Blog.

It may be called Suitably Flip, but it’s anything but flippant. The proprietor, Flip, has been tracking the Hsu money like a hound dog, and Tom Vilsack was one of those. He’s also anticipating finding $850,000 or so in Hsu refunds from the Hiliary campaign (which reminds me; time to check again; it’s 10:47 pm on the East Coast).

October 14, 2007

Help Blackfive win a scholarship

by @ 12:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

An outfit called CollegeScholarships.org is having a contest to give a deserving collegiate blogger a $10,000 scholarship. Matthew Burden, who runs Blackfive, is one of the finalists.

Please, go here and vote for him. Voting runs until 2 am CDT 10/29/2007, but you can only vote once (legitimately, that is; I do not want to hear about you voting multiple times).

NFL Week 6

by @ 9:40. Filed under Sports.

I’m 14 games under .500 (28-42-6) and further from break-even against the spread, but since I’m 9-0-1 against the over/unders, and I found the new home of Bodog (degenerates, bookmark it), let’s roll on through Wea…er, Week 6.

Washington (+3) @ Green Bay – Bad news; it’s raining. Worse news; it’s not snow.
Minnesota @ Chicago (-5.5) – The rookie wall hits early and often. Go under the 37.
Cincinnati (-3) @ Kansas City – Resistable force, meet movable object.
Houston @ Jacksonville (-7) – I’m oh-so-tempted to jump on the over/under, but 37 is a wee bit low.
Miami @ Cleveland (-4.5) – Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, and so are the Deadfins.
Philadelphia (-4) @ NY Jets – Stat of the week for the game of the weak – the Eaglets are 8-0 after a bye under Andy Reid.
St. Louis @ Baltimore (-9) – The last time Duh Lambs started 0-6, Kennedy was still President.
Tennessee (+3) @ Tampa Bay – You may want the points, but thanks to a MASH unit giving them, you won’t need them.
Carolina @ Arizona (-6) – Warner ain’t done yet (that’s next week), while I have a rational hatred of Vinnie Testaverte.
New England @ Dallas (+6.5) – This is your preview to the 42nd edition of the Game That Cannot Be Named Because Of The No Fun League. As such, take the over-53.
Oakland @ San Diego (-10) – The band is back together, and even NOOOO!!!!! Turner can’t fuck it up.
New Orleans @ Seattle (-6.5) – Odds of Reggie Bush making it out of Seattle healthy – 2-3. Go against it.
NY Giants (-3.5) @ Atlanta – Over/under on G-men sacks – 7.5. Go over.

Month from Hell recapped

by @ 9:14. Filed under Sports.

Knock Knees Tony found me, and in lieu of destroying my knuckles, he’s making me recap the month from Hell and give you the rest of the year for free:

Week 2 (5-11 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

Green Bay 35 @ NY Giants (-2.5) – I got my solace on game-day instead.
Buffalo 3 @ Pittsburgh 26 (-10) – Stat of the day – third/fourth-down efficiency – Pittsburgh 11-16, Buffalo 5-16.
Cincinnati 45 (-7.5) @ Cleveland 51 – The name is Neo.
Indianapolis 22 (-7.5-LOSS) @ Tennessee 20 – Fluke? Guess not. 141 yards on 34 carries isn’t flukish.
Houston 34 (+7) @ Carolina 21 – Ahman Green lasted just long enough.
San Francisco 17 (+3) @ St. Louis 16 – I can’t say enough about Frank “Don’t call me Al” Gore.
Atlanta 7 (+10.5-WIN) @ Jacksonville 13 – Did you put your 401k on Hotlanta? Good.
New Orleans 14 (-4.5) @ Tampa Bay 31 – Hope you were in a laughing instead of a daring mood.
Minnesota 17 (-3.5) @ Detroit 20 – Damned OT.
Kansas City 10 @ Chicago 20 (-13-LOSS) – If you can dodge a lead pipe, you can dodge a ball – THUNK! At least I told you to take the under
Dallas 37 (-4) @ Miami 20 – Repeating, the Deadfins are dead.
Seattle 20 (-3) @ Arizona 23 – I told you to take Leinart to not finish the game.
NY Jets 13 @ Baltimore 20 (-10-LOSS) – Now, I’m the one with no arms.
Oakland 20 @ Denver 23 (-10-LOSS) – The Rocky Mountain Lumber layeth me low. Once again, damned OT.
San Diego 14 (+3.5) @ New England 38 – Drop the “RV” and you get “NOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Washington 20 @ Philadelphia 12 (-7) – No oil for McNabb or me.

Week 3 (6-7-3 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

San Diego 24 @ Green Bay 31 (+6.5) – And I ain’t broke.
Detroit 21 (+5.5) @ Philadelphia 56 – As long as you took the over, you’re good to go.
Indianapolis 30 (-7-LOSS) @ Houston 24 – Sammy the Bull isn’t my friend.
Minnesota 10 (+3-TIE) @ Kansas City 13 – It’s topsy-turvy in the NFL.
Buffalo 7 @ New England 38 (-17) – I would like to thank Dick Jauron for my new house.
Miami 28 (+3-TIE) @ NY Jets 31 – Sheer luck on the part of the Jets.
San Francisco 16 (+10) @ Pittsburgh 37 – Only one of those defenses showed up, and boy did they show up.
Arizona 23 @ Baltimore 26 (-7.5-LOSS) – Had the OldBrowns defense scored, I would have been happy. Instead, it’s mac and cheese.
St. Louis 3 @ Tampa Bay 24 (-3.5) – SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
Jacksonville 23 @ Denver 14 (-3.5) – It wasn’t sooner.
Cincinnati 21 @ Seattle 24 (-3-TIE) – The house is just loving all these pushes.
Cleveland 24 (+3-WIN) @ Oakland 26 – Mr. Anderson, meet Mr. Smith Not Agent Smith, just Smith.
Carolina 27 (-4.5) @ Atlanta 20 – The only thing Joanie didn’t do right was win.
NY Giants 24 @ Washington 17 (-4) – How bad is my nose-picking? Does the fact that I took Duh Deadskins tell you anything?
Dallas 34 @ Chicago 10 (-3) – 3, 3.5, it didn’t matter. It was another GROSSman performance.
Tennessee 31 (+4) @ New Orleans 14 – Repeating, back to the Aints.

Week 4 (5-9 ATS, 1-0-1 O/U)

Green Bay 23 @ Minnesota 16 (+3) – I should’ve given the points.
Chicago 27 @ Detroit 37 (+3) – We didn’t need them.
Oakland 35 @ Miami 17 (-4) – Culpepper just won, baby. That sucks.
Houston 16 (-3) @ Atlanta 26 – The NFL ain’t that topsy-turvy.
Baltimore 13 @ Cleveland 27 (+4) – I don’t believe it; I blew (well, almost blew) an over/under.
St. Louis 7 @ Dallas 35 (-14) – Did Wiggy’s head blow up?
NY Jets 14 @ Buffalo 17 (+3.5) – Sanity returns to the AFC.
Tampa Bay 20 (+3) @ Carolina – It pays to take my over/unders.
Seattle 23 @ San Francisco 3 (+2.5) – The Fourtiners are officially a one-trick pony.
Pittsburgh 14 (-6.5) @ Arizona 21 – The bookies and the Cards sure took advantage of my mistake.
Kansas City 30 @ San Diego 16 (-12.5) – It didn’t matter, Duh Bolts had no passing defense.
Denver 20 (+10) @ Indianapolis 38 – It was a game until late.
Philadelphia 3 (-3) @ NY Giants 16 – Down goes McNabb! Down goes McNabb!
New England 34 @ Cincinnati 13 (+8) – Knees, meet lead pipe. Lead pipe, meet knees. Egg, meet X-ray machine.

Week 5 (5-8-1 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

Chicago 27 @ Green Bay 20 (-3.5) – No running game finally catches up to the Pack as Knock Knees Tony catches up to me.
Detroit 3 (+3.5) @ Washington 34 – And the reverse was sniffed out early and often.
Carolina 16 (+3.5) @ New Orleans 13 – Sanity returns to the NFC.
Jacksonville 17 (-2) @ Kansas City 7 – Good thing that cup was on.
Atlanta 13 (+8.5-WIN) @ Tennessee 20 – I knew the termites would get to that lumber.
Miami 19 @ Houston 22 (-6-LOSS) – You know you’re in trouble when your starting RB is Ron Dayne.
Seattle 0 (+6.5) @ Pittsburgh 21 – Najeh the Crapper got 2 TDs? What’s going on out there? At least there wasn’t enough scoring to threaten the under call.
Cleveland 17 @ New England 34 (-17-TIE) – The machines have called a truce.
Arizona 34 (-4-LOSS) @ St. Louis 31 – Make it one QB left in the desert.
New York Jets 24 "@" New York Giants 35 (-4) – Dead men tell no lies.
Tampa Bay 14 @ Indianapolis 33 (-10) – Once again, my over-unders are coming through.
San Diego 41 @ Denver 3 (+1) – Okay, who put the spark back in the Bolts?
Baltimore 9 (-3.5-LOSS) @ San Francisco 7 -Too bad the offensive woes continue for the OldBrowns.
Dallas 25 (-11-LOSS) @ Buffalo 24 – I blame Algore.

That leaves me at a bloody 28-42-6 against the spread, but a phenominal 9-0-1 against the over/unders.

October 13, 2007

More medical news

by @ 6:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

First, thank you for your prayers. I’ll know more later today about the long-term situation. My sister was in good spirits last night.

Revisions/extensions (12:36 pm 10/13/2007) – She’s back home, still in good spirits, and still no real news on the long-term situation. That’s all I can really say about that.

Next, Ted Kennedy had a major scare yesterday, as doctors found and removed a major blockage in his left carotid artery (H/T – Jib). Get well soon, Senator.

October 12, 2007

Not in the mood right now

by @ 21:58. Filed under Miscellaneous.

To blog or take on the Paul supporters. My sister’s in the hospital right now.

If only I had the money,…

by @ 18:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – JammieWearingFool)

Rush Limbaugh is auctioning off the letter sent from Dingy Harry Reid and 40 of his closest moonbat friends to the CEO of Clear Channel Communications. The proceeds will be going to The Marine Corps – Law Enforcement Foundation, and the winning bid will receive the original letter, a Haliburton case being used to hold said letter, a letter of thanks from Rush, and a photo of Rush displaying the letter on stage in Philadelphia on October 11.

The auction closes October 19 at 8 am CDT, and the bid as of a few minutes ago was already at $6,600.

Roll bloat – anti-ACLU edition

by @ 17:54. Filed under The Blog.

It’s actually a double-dose of additions, as both Stop the ACLU and that blog’s and JammieWearingFool contributor Weasel Zippers get crammed onto the roll. I should’ve done that long before now.

So Algore Goracle won the Nobel Piec…er, “Peace” Prize

by @ 11:06. Filed under Global "Warming".

He joins miserable failures at peace such as Frank B. Kellogg (boy, that Kellogg-Briand Pact sure stopped WWII from happening), Nicholas Murray Butler (ditto), Arthur Henderson (was nobody paying attention to Nazi Germany’s and Japan’s rearmament in 1934?), Nansen International Office for Refugees (6 million Jews beg to differ with this 1938 pick), Ralph Bunche (how many wars have there been between the Israelis and the Arabs since 1950?), Henry Kissinger (ask the South Vietnamese how the Vietnam Peace Accords kept them around…oops, can’t ask them), the UN Peace-Keeping Forces (I never would have guessed rape is “peaceful”), Mikhail Gorbachev (this was before the Soviet Union entered the dustheap of history, and before Gorby decided to forment revolution in New Orleans), Yasser Arafat (self-explanatory), Kim Dae Jung (oops, the North Koreans now have nukes), Jimmy Carter (appeasing Islamokazis since 1977), and the IAEA and Mohammed elBaradei (Islamokazi Nukes-R-Us). Meanwhile, we’re struggling to get to the mid-50s in the land of Cheese and Beer. Algore’s timing just keeps on getting worse.

Tom McMahon sums up my thoughts with today’s 4-Block World.

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