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August 27, 2008

Popular Mechanics – Drill now to bridge the gap

by @ 15:49. Filed under Energy.

(H/T – Glenn Reynolds via Sean Hackbarth)

James B. Meigs takes a critical look at energy policy in the October 2008 issue of Popular Mechanics (don’t ask me why magazines pre-date their issues that far in advance). While I want you to read the entire thing, I will give you the Cliff’s Notes version:

  • Do we really need an Apollo-style high-tax-subsidy energy plan? Meigs points out that the Apollo mission was a single, well-defined engineering challenge, while replacing oil (and potentially coal) in the energy infrastructure is multitude of changes affecting every aspect of modern life.

    Further, Meigs points out that the singular achievement of Apollo was followed up by the current state of NASA. Specifically, it spectacularily-failed in providing an affordable and reliable space vehicle.

  • We’ve had massive energy plans since the Nixon administration, most of which have been as spectacular a failure as the Shuttle. I must refute parts of the anti-coal argument; coal is a lot cleaner than it’s ever been, and I seem to have missed the mention of the lock-up of the clean coal in Utah done by Bill Clinton.
  • We need decades to get solar and wind on-line in any meaningful manner, and until then, we need the offshore oil and gas.

The folks at PM included a nice little graphic at the end of the online piece highlighting a few significant newer oil/natural gas finds, including a pair of finds in the Continental US.

And another Obamination Coronation cartoon

by @ 15:25. Filed under Politics - National.

Another hit on the Greco-Roman ceremony planned for Barack Hussein Obama’s coronation courtesy Jett Atwood (aka Sarjex) of T.G. Studios

Picturing the Obamination Coronation

by @ 12:10. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Sean Hackbarth – tipping a Twitter feed is a first)

Mike O at the Political Inquirer enlisted the mad Photoshop skills of Tennyson Hayes to picture the Greek Temple (replica) coronation of Barack Hussein Obama…


Click to get to the Political Inquirer and the full-sized pic.

The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/27/2008

by @ 10:31. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

After all that focus on the Obamination Coronation Dance, you definitely need a break. Before we get to Van Halen, however, there is a must-read from Michael Totten on the Soviet Russian attempt to reabsorb Georgia

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkvJG6ILHAI[/youtube]

  • Ed Driscoll saw something very familiar about the McCain 3AM ad. Yep; he cut it back in March.
  • John Hawkins polled 67 of us right-of-center bloggers, including Shoebox and me, on our thoughts about potential VP picks for John McCain. I do recommend you read the other 64 blogs that had at least one contributor participate (there’s another blog who had multiple contributors respond).
  • RNC Platform, One Step Forward… – Stephen Spuriell (the source for this series unless otherwise noted) reports Drill Here, Drill Now is part of the platform.
  • …RNC Platform, One Step Back… – reopening previously-closed resources is off the table because calling for the reopening of the Utah coal reserves would have also reopened ANWR.
  • …RNC Platform, One Step Forward… – The “Environmental Protection” portion lost the Gorebal “Warming” portion of its title.
  • …RNC Platform, One Step Back… – Sean M. found a portion blaming us eeeeeeevil conservatives for Gorebal “Warming” still in there.
  • …RNC Platform, One Step Forward… – Stephen Spuriell found a lack of corn-a-hole mandates.
  • …RNC Platform, One Step Back… – the support on the ban of Internet gambling was put back in. As an inveterate gambler, it stinks that I have to go to Vegas to cure my NFL itch (reminder, I’ll be picking every NFL game against the spread again this year and defending my over-.500 record).
  • LBG calls for equal treatment of Elizabeth Edwards vis-a-vis Hillary Clinton.
  • The Conspiratorial Chris has a contrarian view on presstitute bias; it helps Republicans. Can’t say I agree; they’ll do their best to keep Barack Obama’s flaws buried until after November.
  • Teresa notes that even a moderate like Joe Scarborough is unacceptable at the Official Network of the Obamination, MSNBC.
  • Bill Quick likes the tune of the death-spiraling finances of New York Times.
  • Lawhawk focuses on the politics of the 3 Dems who joined the Gang of 10 16 on “drilling”. The ‘Rats need the issue to go away; it won’t until energy supplies increase dramatically.
  • Mark Heuring wonders why Norm Coleman signed on, espeically since one of the aforementioned ‘Rats (Ken Salazar-CO) infamously declared he wouldn’t drill even if gas hit $10/gallon.
  • Lady Logician found that denial is a drill in the hands of Nancy Pelosi.
  • Dad29 notes a potential problem in Iraq – a return to tribalism.
  • Lemur King has the good medical news of the day – a former Israeli paratrooper who has been paralyzed for the last 20 years is walking again thanks to a powered exoskeleton.
  • Kate reports the LPGA remembered which country they’re in and will require its members to speak English.

I will not be live-blogging the Brotherhood of NO…er, Democratic National Convention (motto – “One Vision, One Purpose”) again tonight; I will be at a debate between Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Menomonee Falls) and primary challenger Jim Burkee (the surviving half of the “college professor bipartisan tag-team” challenge) moderated by Owen of Boots and Sabers (in my humble opinion, the premier blog of the Cheddarsphere). I should have audio from that sometime tonight.

Re: The Bloggers Have Spoken

by @ 9:40. Filed under Politics - National.

Shoebox outlined his picks in the latest Right Wing News poll, with a further explanation of the answer to his first two questions back here. No, this isn’t part of the Scramble, but only because I barely got Part 1 done (Part 2 will be up as soon as I post this and hard-code it in), but I may as well explain my choices:

First, I must give you the list we got to choose from for each question – FL Gov. Charlie Crist, former HP CEO Carly Fiorina, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson (TX), Rep. Eric Cantor (VA), former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, Sen. Joe Lieberman (“I”D-CT), AK Gov. Sarah Palin, former Rep. Rob Portman (OH), MN Gov. Tim Pawlenty, former PA Gov. Tom Ridge, former MA Gov. Mitt Romney, Sen. John Thune (SD), and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman.

Out of the following VP candidates rumored to be on McCain’s short list, which one DO YOU THINK HE WILL TAKE? – Kay Bailey Hutchinson. McCain’s squarely focused on the mostly-female PUMAs, and she is most like him on shamnesty.

…which one WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIM TAKE? – Eric Cantor. While the Congressional factor does run against him, and outside of conservative circles he’s an unknown, he is a very strong small-government conservative, and matches up well with the one major right-of-center trait of McCain (small-government). If I knew more about Meg Whitman, I might have picked her. If I had to take someone with government executive experience, it would have to be Tim Pawlenty; Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani couldn’t get it done in the primaries, and Tom Ridge and Charlie Crist are too liberal.

…which one WOULD YOU LEAST LIKE TO SEE HIM TAKE? – Joe Lieberman. Since I had to limit myself to one (otherwise, Carly Fiorina, Giuliani, Ridge and Crist would also be on this list), I had to choose the one so liberal, he still caucuses with the ‘Rats. Besides, he was the ‘Rat nominee in 2000.

Just chiming in on Steve’s picks and explaining mine…Pawlenty, you saw my rationale.   Fiorina – every thing she has touched she has turned to mud.   Ego and stupidity are what you get with Obama, we don’t need that on our ticket.

Kay Bailey – again beware of the PUMA….that baby just looks ripe to backfire on McCain.

Cantor – I don’t see McCain taking a white guy from inside the beltway.

Shoebox

The Morning Scramble, Part 1 (Death of the PUMAs Edition) – 8/27/2008

by @ 9:10. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

With the complete rollover of the blaze orange-pantjumpsuit-wearing head PUMA, it’s safe to say that they’re dead (at least until it’s time to push the O’Biden ticket off the ledge so she can run in 2012)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E[/youtube]

Once again, this is a two-parter, so if you’re looking for something other than the Obamination Express/Death of the PUMAs, please be patient. That portion will be up shortly. Now, on with the dissection, which is super-sized because I neither put up an open thread nor paid too much attention (I was focused more on the Brewers’ crushing of the Cardinals; sorry about that Jim Hoft and Katie Favazza:

  • Slublog sums up the lack-of-unity watch.
  • Jim Geraghty counts the ways Hillary Clinton’s been snubbed.
  • Lance Burri found more outspoken PUMAs.
  • James T. Harris caught Bill Clinton campaigning for the Anybody-But-O’Biden ticket.
  • Allahpundit found out S(l)ick Willie will be sliding out of town before the Obamination Coronation ceremony. Believe it, AP; he is truly THAT egotistical.
  • Stephen Green answers the question, “What is the difference between a PUMA and a cougar?”
  • Kevin McCullough found that 47% of ‘Rat women are PUMAs.
  • JammieWearingFool reviews the choices of pantsuits Her Royal Cankleness had to choose from. Surprisingly, there was no Old Crusty Black.
  • Sister Toldjah is running a caption contest featuring Barack Obama laughing at the orange pantjumpsuit.
  • Slublog noted the only passion Clinton had was when she talked about herself. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a Clinton would be narcisstic.
  • John McCormack noticed something missing from that speech; no love between Clinton and Obama.
  • Mike found the signal for the 2012 HRC run. Only if she and her husband can find a way to derail the Obamination Express without getting caught.
  • Jim Geraghty is wondering whether Obama is regretting taking Joe Biden as his second. I don’t think he is regretting not having to avoid national parks.
  • RightwingSparkle is glad Obama choose poorly and avoided Clinton. Honestly, so am I, though I’m still on board the force-her-down-his-throat bandwagon.
  • Taylor Marsh thinks Clinton did too good a job. Not if her goal is to be the 2012 nominee.
  • Ed Morrissey calls Clinton the UPS Woman, even as he predicts a 15%-20% “leakage” from her 18 million supporters (that would be 2.7-3.6 million for those mathematically-challenged).
  • Shoebox brings back his and my analyses of Clinton’s and Obama’s policy stances and warns John McCain to not depend on the PUMAs come November. After all, it’s an eternity away, and emotion doesn’t last forever.
  • Jim Hoft confirms that the emotion is already starting to die.
  • Rick Moran identifies old-style Chicago Machine politics in the Obamination Express’ attempt to derail the following ad linking Obama and domestic terrorist/Obama family friend Bill Ayers…

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m89m0pC_bpY[/youtube]

  • Michelle Malkin has the response from the target of the intimidation.
  • Cuffy Meigs reminds us where the aforementioned domestic terrorist/Obama family friend spent this day 40 years ago; the Chicago Jail.
  • Ace found that aforementioned domestic terrorist/Obama family friend claiming his group’s terrorist attacks were “restrained” the same year Obama used his living room to launch his Senatorial campaign.
  • Van Helsing points out Biden was the 3rd-most-liberal Senator last year. If only Sheldon Whitehouse weren’t a rookie, he’d probably be on the Obamination Express.
  • Amanda Carpenter explores the link between Obama and an Islamist version of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Dr. Khalid al Mansour.
  • JammieWearingFool caught Jimmy “Peanut Farmer” Carter calling Obama a “black boy”. If he weren’t the most-respected ‘Rat not named Obama or Clinton among ‘Rats, he’d be drummed up on racism charges.
  • Speaking of intimidation, Pajamas Media has the footage of the assault on Michelle Malkin and friends. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that the police didn’t step in.
  • Jim Hoft found Michelle Obama quoting from a primer for radicals the other night.
  • Speaking of Chicago Machine politics, Ed Lasky expands on Obama’s extensive use of the Machine.
  • Mary noticed something about Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle’s praise of Obama; the entire Doyle clan didn’t even wait until Obama was a US Senator before endorsing him.
  • John Hawkins is running a poll on a nickname for the O’Biden ticket. I like The Blunder Twins.
  • The folks at IBD have another good one – Left and Lefter.
  • Allahpundit notes Invesco Field is getting a Grecian makeover for the Obamination Express. It fits oh-so-well with the Hydra Slushop.
  • Ace has the pics. I wonder if they hired World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. to build it.

I hope there isn’t a lot of goo oozing out of Denver today; tomorrow is Open Thread Thursday, and I don’t want to have to split that thing up.

August 26, 2008

Scott Walker on Jim Doyle and the Vice President nominees

Revisions/extensions (11:37 am 8/27/2008) – As noted below, WisPolitics was there, and filed this report. They also rolled video (yes, the sound quality isn’t the greatest, but my low-budget equpiment wouldn’t have done any better, and I don’t see anything up at WISN-TV’s site) –

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqJG5DXhUI[/youtube]

Due to poor timing on my part, I was a bit too late for the meat of Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker’s press conference on Gov. Jim Doyle’s speech before the Democratic National Convention, so I don’t have audio. WISN-TV and WisPolitics were there on-time, the former with a camera, so they’ll have more extensive coverage.

First, allow me to post Walker’s pre-buttal, with an additional note from something from Doyle’s 2003 State of the State address that Walker stressed at the press conference:

"Jim Doyle will address the Democratic National Convention today with the theme of Renewing America’s Promise. Let’s take a look at Jim Doyle’s promises.

Before the last election, Jim Doyle told the people of Wisconsin in his State of the State address that, "˜We should not – we must not – and I will not – raise taxes.’ After the last election, he introduced a state budget that raised taxes and fees by more than $3 billion.

Now he’s pushing Senator Barak Obama for president. In his three short years in the United States Senate, Senator Obama has voted against tax cuts and for tax increases 94 times.

He says he’s for the middle class, but Senator Obama voted to raise taxes on those making just $42,000 per year. He wants higher taxes on income, investments, savings, businesses, Social Security and energy. He promises a better economy but taxing our way to prosperity just doesn’t work.

Jim Doyle’s failed slogans and broken promises have not worked for Wisconsin. Voters should remember that when they hear Senator Obama’s promises as well."

Walker also contrasted the following statement from Doyle’s 2003 State of the State address with the actions of both Doyle and Obama – “Obviously, raising taxes is not the answer. Holding the line on taxes helps our businesses grow, makes us more competitive with other states, and creates job opportunities for our families.” (emphasis in the original)

I did get to talk with Walker a few minutes on both Democratic Vice Presidential nominee (presumptive) Sen. Joe Biden and the field for the Republican Vice Presidential nominee. Repeating a theme that I first noted with Asian Badger, Walker called the choice of Biden “manna”. We shared stories of gaffes on Biden’s part, from the plagiarism that forced him out of the 1988 Democratic Presidential primary race, to the multitude of attempts to appease Iran. During an interview with the WisPolitics reporter I overheard, Walker was thinking that Obama would choose Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (I won’t go further than that; it wasn’t my interview).

On the Republican side, Walker believes that Governors Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney would make a good fit for Sen. John McCain, as they’re both outside of the Washington power structure, and both have executive experience. Indeed, he sees little chance that McCain can mess up the choice as badly as Obama did.

Solar wind more responsible for temperature change than carbon dioxide

by @ 11:41. Filed under Global "Warming".

(H/T – Quaking Conservative via DPUD’s Link Pimping)

CNSNews.com reports on a study authored by atmospheric/space scientist Fred Singer that states that solar-wind variability, specifically, its effect on cosmic rays, is the primary factor in Earth’s climatic change on a decadal scale. Of course, since we can’t control either solar wind or cosmic rays, the Gorebal “Warming” acolytes are ignoring the 800-pound gorilla in the room in their zeal to return us to the 13th Century.

Roll bloat – Two-for-Tuesday

by @ 10:53. Filed under The Blog.

If it’s Tuesday, and it’s time to bloat the roll, it must be Two-for-Tuesday. First up, Blogs of War. I’ve been following John Little on Twitter for a while, so it’s only natural to add his blog to the roll.

Next, it’s Right Voices. Pam somehow found one of yesterday’s Scrambles, which allowed me to find her blog.

Both are worthy additions to the over-bloated roll and feed reader. Guess doing the Scrambles are going to take a bit longer now. Oh well; that’s the price of reading too many good blogs.

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesdays – 8/26/2008

by @ 10:04. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.779/gallon

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster.

The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/26/2008

by @ 9:05. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

We have Hurricane Gustav, and since it’s not an immediate threat to the US (it will be by the end of the week though), let’s break out the Scorpions for the fun portion of the Scramble…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8u-Sto5Yc[/youtube]

  • Matt Lewis reports John McCain is thinking about throwing away the picture-perfect timing of his VP announcement. NOOOOOO!!!!
  • Rich Lowry props up Mike Huckabee’s case for VP. Oh HELL NO!
  • JammieWearingFool found another potential new player in the McCain Veepstakes – Gen. David Petraeus. I can definitely live with that, especially as we would get the All-Warriors ticket against the All-Gaffe/Rezko/Appeasement/Pacifist ticket.
  • Lady Logician delivers today’s history lesson.
  • Kate explains politics in a rich-family setting (there is, however, a language warning for a minor expletive near the end).
  • Ace reports the New York Times Sedition Slimes Intelligence Wrecking Tour has gone global, as they out Swiss agents who outed various Islamokazi nuclear programs.
  • The Borderline Chris has the envirowhacko/Commie quote of the day. Do remember that the Soviets funded the European Green Party.
  • Dad29 found some useful idiots in the State Department endorsing the master plan to restore the Soviet Union.
  • J.R. Dunn makes the case for a forceful repudiation of the restoration of th Soviet Union.
  • Neocon found the Wimpy (the character from Popeye, not the Webster’s definition) Edition of Mad Vlad’s playbook.
  • Patrick McIlheran crunches the numbers and finds that boycotting the Islamist portion of OPEC won’t have much of an effect on Al Qaeda and affiliated groups.
  • J. Gravelle is running a funny fill-in-the-blank contest – "The officer struck the subject near ______, drove him into ______, where he was found under ______." Do play along, even if he took all the side-splitting ones.
  • Benjamin passes the remote so those of us with Time Warner Cable can watch the Big Ten Network. How long before they cave on the NFL Network?
  • Thomas Sowell labels his thoughts as “random”. I humbly disagree; they’re brilliant.
  • Wendy is running her own DNC convention. If she would only do to her children what the Obamas are doing to theirs, it would get higher ratings.
  • Shoebox begins a new feature – Educating Four Year Olds – with a smackdown of Nancy Pelosi’s ideas of Catholic doctrine.
  • Patrick found the latest fashion trend; Soviet military uniforms. Well, since Mad Vlad and the State Department are bound and determined to resurrect that failed country from the ash heap of history, it doesn’t surprise me.

If this grows any more, I’m going to have to hire a staff to do this.

The Morning Scramble, Part 1 (‘Rat edition) – 8/26/2008

by @ 8:33. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Michelle Malkin provided the tune for Part 1 with news that Hillary Clinton is letting her delegates go her own way –

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM6IuA87eM[/youtube]

Once again, there’s too much goodness out there for a single shot.

  • Alice H is providing on-the-scene reports from the Recreate ’68ers. She was in the middle of last night’s tear-gassing.
  • Speaking of being in the middle of CHAOS, Jim Hoft reports friend of NRE Michelle Malkin was the target of an ugly midday episode.
  • Stephen Green provides some more local color.
  • William Teach wonders where the presstitute coverage of this is. Answer – it doesn’t meet their “One vision, one purpose” meme.
  • USCitizen has some fun with colors and dubs the O’Biden ticket “Bad Men”. Yep.
  • TexasFred reveals the secret to starting each day with a positive political outlook.
  • Christian Schneider makes the case that Joe Biden’s selection is a great leap for gender equity.
  • Jim Geraghty remembers who Biden wanted as John “Flipper” Kerry’s running mate in 2004. Hint; he’s on a major-party ticket this year. Thank you Tom Daschle for winning the battle of this year’s VP nominee.
  • Peter explores the Biden/Tony Rezko connection. I hereby propose that all future O’Biden commercials have the following disclaimer – “Paid for by Tony Rezko.”
  • Rick Moran deconstructs Biden’s foreign policy “experience”. Possible new slogan: Biden – Screwing Up Foreign Policy Since 1979.
  • See-dubya notes that Biden is more than a bit like Chevy Chase.
  • Jon Sanders sums up ‘Rat Presidential politics with one story from The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™.
  • Back to The Indispensible One – Jim Geraghty found Barack Obama sandwiched between a pair of rock acts. But, but, but I thought the Obamination was the headliner.
  • Continuing with Jim, – he notes that the John Edwards’ Two Americas is alive and well for Obama’s big donors; they will get Secret Service escort through the perimeter on Thursday.
  • One more Geraghty nugget (for now, at least) – he caught Obama in the wrong city. At least he didn’t make it a state like he did Eau Claire.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part I – GayPatriotWest wonders whether it’s the fact that the Clintons are the Clintons or whether it’s Obama’s treatment of the Clintons that’s keeping the Obamination Express stuck in the mud.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part II – Ed Morrissey notes that both Hillary Clinton and her advisers are skipping out on the Invesco Field coronation.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part III – Wyatt Earp found Bill Clinton unhappy with his role. He should put some ice on that.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part IV – John McCormack says that the 3 am texting was no mistake, even as the presstitutes were getting confirmation 2 hours prior to the “first-in-the-world-to-know” messages.
  • Or Maybe There Won’t Be CHAOS – Allahpundit reports that Clinton will be part of the plan to nip it as the first flower starts blooming and ask for a unanimous blessing of the Obamination.
  • Pejman Yousefzadeh found Obama economic adviser Warren Buffet praising the wonders of 1% economic growth. Talk about your low expectations.
  • Gaius discovered a plan to ensure that; target TV networks and stations that dare speak up against the Obamination.
  • American Pundit marvels at Obama’s “so <expletive deleted>ing what” defense of his lifelong friendship with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.
  • CDR Salamander created the perfect Maoist Obamination poster.
  • JammieWearingFool reports the Denver plot against Obama was deemed by the authorities as “not credible”. Well; they are druggies.
  • Andy McCarthy notes that it was a traffic stop that broke up this plot. And here I thought there was no use in doing roadside searches </sarcasm>.
  • Dad29 sums up the ‘Rat platform in ART form.
  • Zip discovered the ‘Rats rank the Peanut Farmer and Algore Goracle (in order, no less) as their favorite leaders not named Obama or Clinton. No wonder why they’re cheering the O’Biden ticket as the second Peanut Administration.

    Shock item out of that – Joe Lieberman ranks higher on the “Very Favorable” meter among ‘Rats than Harry Reid.

  • Jim Geraghty wonders where the complaints from the presstitutes about having to use port-a-potties are.
  • Caledonia Unplugged pictures the answer; they’re so wrapped up in the Obamination Express they don’t care.

The (mostly-)non-‘Rat-infested portion will be up shortly.

August 25, 2008

Roll bloat and bleg – doing it Day by Day

by @ 16:11. Filed under The Blog.

Old dummy me, despite being a fan of Chris Muir’s “Day by Day”, hadn’t added the best cartoon on the ‘Net until now. Chris even added a nice little mouseover feature, which is what I’m using.

There is another reason besides that I’m adding it now; Chris needs your help. The cartoon is now his job, and he needs some cash to keep it going. He’s even throwing in some goodies for the donors. I’ve done the Sam Level; surely you can do something. The details are back on his main page.

Democratic National Convention Day 1 – open thread

by @ 15:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I don’t know how much attention I’ll be paying attention tonight because it’s going to be Bridezill…er, Michelle Obama that’s featured. I’m sure she’ll make a few gaffes (the over/under is 3.5), so consider this your open thread.

Revisions/extensions (4:15 pm 8/25/2008) – I won’t be paying attention at all; I have the annual school board meeting to attend and the local version of the tax-and-spenders to stop. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that they want a 9% increase (actually, I’m pissed off that they do).

R&E part 2 (9:04 pm 8/25/2008) – I’m bogarting the Ace of Spades HQ open thread. Also, Jim Geraghty is reporting that tear gas has been used on the Recreate ’68ers. Beautiful.

The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/25/2008

by @ 9:39. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I’ve done so many of these, I don’t know if I’m starting to duplicate songs like a bad radio station. Oh well; eddiebear reminded me I missed John Lee Hooker’s birthday by a few days, so let’s roll with him…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZET19ilcT8[/youtube]

  • Ed Morrissey highlights another outreach from Team McCain to the PUMAs.
  • Cuffy Meigs highlights 3 women who are now very much in play for John McCain’s VP, including a new player, former eBay CEO Meg Whitman.
  • The Vintage one points out Whitman is pro-life.
  • Michael Medved shills for non-starter Kay Bailey Hutchison.
  • Curt found another non-starter, Colin Powell. Looks like I’ll have to start thinking about a last-minute look at the choices for McCain.
  • Bill Quick discovered lowering taxes is still a winning issue. You folks in Madison paying attention?
  • Soren Dayton stirs the pot of the RNC chair race.
  • Lady Logician blows up the MPR/UMinn poll claiming a lead for Al Franken with the poll’s own numbers.
  • Speaking of polls, Bruce Walker found an encouraging baseline trend over the last 13 Battleground Polls. Of course, I have a salient question; if anywhere between 58% and 63% of respondents identify themselves as “conservatives” versus either “moderates” or “liberals”, with 60% in the current one, how in the <expletive deleted> did we end up with the most-liberal set of Presidential nominees since 1972?
  • Allahpundit caught Virginia Governor and Obama VP short-lister Tim Kaine (D) skipping out on geography.
  • Kate explains the ‘Rat tax plan in sports terms.
  • Carol Platt Liebau chronicles the latest episodes of Leftist moral equivalence.
  • Ed Driscoll welcomes noted porker former Senator Trent “Cave-A-“Lott (R) to the porkbuster party with the usual satire.
  • LBG is running down why John Edwards is refunding donations made from the America he is a part of (the rich America), while he isn’t refunding donations from the America he claims to be fighting for (the poor America). Guess he’s just doing his part to make sure that he wasn’t lying when he said there are Two Americas.
  • Stephen Green defends Denver from the presstitute portion of the Leftist assault.
  • JammieWearingFool Presstitute Follies, Part I – he caught Pennsylvania Governor (and Clinton superdelegate) Ed Rendell slipping an obvious truth out – PMSNBC is the official network of the Obaminaton Express.
  • JammieWearingFool Presstitute Follies, Part II – he caught the nutroots threating The News Organization That Cannot Be Named™ for not showing 110% fealty toward the Obamination. Can I root for both sides to lose here?
  • Patrick delivers last night’s dose of Gorebal “Warming” – a frost and freeze around the west end of Lake Superior. While it is not unprecedented (I’ve been there mostly this time of year the last 15 years), it is highly-unusual.
  • Aaron states the obvious (or what would be obvious to anybody who watched the “oil” episode of “Modern Marvels” the other week); there’s a lot more than just gasoline that is made from oil.
  • Continuing with the Hot Air pluggage (only partially because they have temporarily opened the door for registration) – Ed Morrissey reports that a land swap could solve the ANWR standoff…if the goal of the envirowhackos was to protect the environment and not to send us back to the 13th Century.
  • Lawhawk has the three-years-later Katrina wrap-up.
  • Randall Hoven has a point-by-point destruction of the Left’s lies about Iraq.
  • Back to lawhawk – he digs the truth behind the Red Chinese infrastructure. What is the Chinese word for Potemkin?
  • Owen reports on a solar-powered plane that’s managed to stay aloft more than 3 days. Nice, but I have a question; what happens in the winter when there’s little sunlight, and that sunlight delivers less energy?
  • Uncle Jimbo, Matt Burden, Mary Katharine Ham, and a few others went down to North Carolina to visit Blackwater. If you notice a greenish tint to my skin, it’s not because I’m sick.

The Morning Scramble, Part 1 (O’Biden Special) – 8/25/2008

by @ 8:51. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Here we go again with the multi-parters; there’s too much out there from the weekend…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Acf3D4cw2k[/youtube]

  • Before we begin, I must note that the door is now open at Hot Air (at least as I type this; it should slam shut later today).
  • Ed Morrissey points out Barack Obama is retreating and defeating from his “50 states” (or is it 57, or perhaps 58?) strategy.
  • Why 58? Sean M. discovered a new Obamination State – Eau Claire. Is there something the boys at On The BorderLine aren’t telling us, or is it yet another Obamination Gaffe?
  • Speaking of gaffes, Mike caught the old hand of the ‘Rat ticket, Joe Biden getting Barack Hussein Obama’s name wrong. At least he didn’t call him Osama like The Swimmer and CNN.
  • Dad29 found an Iranian policy more-dangerous than no-conditions negotiations; no-conditions cash. No wonder Obama took Biden.
  • Slublog ran with that for another Classic SluShop.
  • Michelle Malkin goes deep into the memory vault for Biden’s own Tuzla moment.
  • James T. Harris dips into the memory vault for Biden’s views on another groundbreaking American of African descent.
  • Mary found more SCOTUS problems for Biden.
  • Shoebox lists the three reasons why we have the O’Biden ticket. No, I’ve never seen Shoebox and Allahpundit in the same room, and I also note that Ed Morrissey is from the same state as Shoe </baseball_inside>.
  • Patrick Hynes notes the disparity between the presstitute’s and the populace’s views of the O’Biden ticket.
  • Fausta found a great car dealership commercial riffing on Obama’s plan to leave us nothing but change. How fitting that the car we can afford isn’t made here.
  • Trail-Mix has a classic badge on that ¢hange.
  • Alice H found LogoGate Part Deux.
  • Serr8d dug up the first draft of the Obonga-Bidog ticket logo.
  • Michael Medved discovered that this is the first time since 1940 that either the ‘Rats or the Pubbies put up a ticket completely devoid of military experience. Unfortunately, that worked for the ‘Rats the last time they tried it.
  • PUMA Alert, Part I – Charlie Sykes discovered that John McCain’s closing in the polls is due to the PUMAs.
  • PUMA Alert, Part II – The Vintage one recounts an icy exchange between a Hillary Clinton delegate and an Obama one.
  • PUMA Alert, Part III – PJ-Comix notes the DUmmies want the PUMAs to drop dead. What national parks are near Denver?
  • PUMA Alert, Part IV – Ed Morrissey found Obama supporters throwing the race card against PUMAs of a certain natural tan level. I’m shocked, SHOCKED!
  • PUMA Alert, Part V – Slublog has another Classic SluShop on this.

The rest of the weekend will be recapped shortly.

Thank God for failed World Tours and failed ex-Senators

by @ 8:02. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

The American Spectator reports that Barack Obama really wanted Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius as his second. However, the disastrous World Tour and the influence of former Senate ‘Rat leader Tom Daschle led him away from the nightmare pick to one that, outside of presstitute and ‘Rat circles (I do repeat myself), is getting roundly slammed.

August 24, 2008

Not with a bang, but with a wimper

by @ 20:05. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

Despite needing to flip just 135 superdelegates (combining info from The Green Papers and the last-minute decision to allow Michigan and Florida full voting rights; other sources suggest the number is lower) to force CHAOS on the floor of the Democratic National Convention, Hillary Clinton will instead release her delegates.

It’s a shame to see this little piece from Team McCain released just this morning go to waste (H/T – Ed Morrissey)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NrQ36Djf2E[/youtube]

Revisions/extensions (7:37 am 8/25/2008) – Dad29 points out in the comments that CNN is backing off the story ever-so-slightly. Newsbusters has the details. Let there be CHAOS!

August 23, 2008

Roll bloat-and-change – Examining the newness

by @ 11:13. Filed under The Blog.

In case you haven’t noticed, Mary Katharine Ham has begun the transition of the Washington Examiner to the new dcexaminer.com site. That means all of the DC Examiner blogs have moved, so here’s the very-short list of those I’ve kept my eye on, complete with working URLs (and some new ones in the roll):

Yeas & Nays
Nate Beeler’s Toons
Tapscott’s Copy Desk
Ham Blog (which, like the blog of any good overworked techie, isn’t quite done yet)

Is there anything else over at Bill Sammon’s place that I can shill? :-)

Abandon all hope, Obamination denziens

by @ 10:30. Filed under Politics - National.

Let’s face it; Barack Hussein Obama played you chumps like a Stradivarius….

– When push came to shove, he picked the old white guy who is a two-time failure in national politics just because Joe “Plugs” Biden (Plagiarist-Gaffe) is what Obama wants to be when he finally grows up.
– Biden blows in the wind on his supposed strength of foreign policy; he voted for the Iraq War and now wants to carve it up along sectarian lines.
– Talk about change; Biden has been in the Senate every year he has been Constitutionally-eligible, and has been there over half his life.
Fausta has a reason why you chumps waited until 3 am for that text message, when ABC figured out hours earlier that it was Biden based on where the Secret Service was heading, and the Washington Post got the official word long before you; Obama wanted to stick one last shiv in the back of Her Royal Cankleness.
– Speaking of that 3 am text message, be expecting a lot of fundraising calls from the Obamination; he’s going to need your cash.
Ed Morrissey points out that the presstitutes are none too happy either. After all, the Obamination Express is their creation.
– If you thought you could catch John McCain napping, I’ve got news for you; this ad hit Youtube at 6:06 am Eastern, and it just happens to be the 30 seconds TV stations like…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDVUPqoowf8[/youtube]

While I’m under no delusions that McCain will continue the momentum he started this morning, I’m going to enjoy this. Can I get a CHAOS?

Nutroots shown the undercarriage of the Obamination Express

by @ 3:03. Filed under Politics - National.

One last item before I finally collapse in a heap – Patrick Ruffini confirms the timing of official notifications to the presstitutes versus the “you’ll hear it here first” mass-text to the nutroots, and the Washington Post got their official confirmation 1 hour 12 minutes before the nutroots.

Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

The Morning Scramble – 8/23/2008

by @ 2:29. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Yes it’s very late (or very early depending on one’s perspective), but the O’Biden ticket is a guarantee of full blogging for those of us right-of-center, and I need to party…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L74XDgMcwKk[/youtube]

I promise to not do too much O’Biden, but I must start with it before I run out of popcorn and beer.

  • Vinnie the Trollhammer sums up the ticket quite nicely – LOSER.
  • Jim Geraghty can’t wait for the McCain commercials featuring Joe Bidens’ words from last year.
  • Curt dips into the memory vault for some Plugs’ gems.
  • Matt Naugle also dips into the memory vault for another oldie-but-goodie from Plugs. Let’s party like it’s 1988.
  • More of The Indispensible One – Geraghty digests the ticket (no word on how much Tums he took).
  • Asian Badger calls it “manna”.
  • Jonathan Garthwaite declares the tossing of the new media under the bus with the hours-long scoop by the presstitutes who found out that the Secret Service is protecting Biden “politics as usual — just with a big pile of cash to play with”.
  • The Vintage one notes that the unnamed officials confirming the Plugging of the bottom of the ticket didn’t want to pre-empt the mass-text. Now, where did I put my Photoshop of Wile E. Coyote’s distant cousin, Barack H. Obama, Suuuper Mess?
  • Okay, enough Plugs for one morning; back to the Obamination Watch – Vivian Lee has a new nickname for Obama that is guaranteed to make you spew your beverage.
  • RightwingSparkle caught the Obamination Express openly campaigning for the prison population vote. More ‘Rat politics as usual.
  • Rick Moran has the latest Nigerian Scam – help Nigerians donate to the Obamination Express. Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t the first time the Nigerians have been involved?
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part I – Ace dreams of CHAOS!
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part II – PJ-Comix found a certain parallel between “Peanuts” and the last two ‘Rats standing. Historical note; at the time Charles Schultz started the field-goal gag, Hillary Clinton had dark hair.
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part III – James Wigderson has a few drink recipes. After all, we know Clinton can pound them down.
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part IV – Jim Hoft found out that Clinton wasn’t even on the short list. Odds of Obama making that field goal in Invesco Field have now dropped to 1-2; good thing I locked in against when it was 2-7.
  • Silent E found the schedule for the ‘Rat convention.
  • Charlie Sykes posts an e-mail stating the obvious; Gov. Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) is directing the war against Wisconsin Manufacturers and Commerce. For my out-of-state readers (or those that somehow missed it), I highly-recommend Christian Schneider’s smackdown of former UW Chancellor John Wiley.
  • Lawhawk reports that Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (D) did not take a deal to leave office in exchange for the dropping of one of the two criminal charges against him. Oh yeah; Kilpatrick, an Obama supporter and superdelegate, won’t be able to go to Denver because the terms of his bond prevent it.
  • Fausta found that the presstitute bias toward the Obamination Express exists just as strongly south of the border as it does on this side.
  • The Borderline Chris has a heap of reasons to become more self-sufficient in the production of energy.
  • Laughing Wolf found the Soviet Unio…er, Russia digging in and cleansing the parts of Georgia they occupy.
  • Kim Zigfeld asks whether NATO will abandon Ukraine much like they’re abandoning Georgia. I guess the Ukranians are regretting giving up the nukes they had inherited from the breakup of the Soviet Union right about now.
  • Original Pechanga calls for the end of tribal sovereignty. While he’s talking about California, it is equally-applicable to Wisconsin (there is a reason I use the terms “Craps” and “Potawatomi” in my extended description of Doyle).
  • Gopfolk has the funnies.
  • Nate Beeler pictures the Beijing Olympics Oppression closing ceremonies.
  • Elliot asks a pertinent restroom question. After all that beer, it’s definitely time to melt some ice.

With that, I’m off to bed. I’ll have my thoughts on the all-plagiarism ticket sometime later today.

August 22, 2008

Ask Egg – Volume 5

by @ 22:33. Filed under Ask Egg.

Revisions/extensions (10:47 pm 8/22/2008) – For the record, I had the answer to the first letter ready to go about 4:30 pm this afternoon, but before I could finalize the answer to letter #2, I had a Brewer game to go to. With the news from ABC that Joe Biden is now receiving Secret Service protection (H/T – Chris Cillizza), it looks like my Jedi Mind Trick worked.

My head’s almost cleared up from a nice late-summer allergy episode, so let’s go back to the mailbag for some timely advice.

Letter #1 –

Dear Egg,

I’m starting to slide in the polls, and I need a pre-coronation boost for my VP pick. I know you hate me, but I have nowhere else to turn. Come on, do me this one favor, please.

-Hyde Park Bus Driver

Bus Driver,

Since I’m being charitable, I’ll give you the one piece of advice that may save you; don’t take your last challenger. Beyond that, don’t overlook the follically-challenged.

Beware the PUMAs!
-Egg

Letter #2 –

My friend, I know we haven’t seen eye to eye over the last dozen years, but I hope we can put that aside. I’m taking one step forward by waiting to see what that guy across the aisle is doing before making my final decision, but it’s in my nature to take one step back. How far back can I go?

-Arizona Mav Man

Dear Mav Man,

It is good that you’re going to be using the clock to your advantage. Don’t waste it by going anywhere near backwards by taking a pro-abortion candidate like Ridge or Giuliani.

Do have a backup plan to a backup plan just in case the PUMAs overthrow the Obamination Express.
-Egg

The Morni…er, Afternoon Scramble – 8/22/2008

by @ 16:01. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

This one goes out to the fans of the Obamination, as they wait for Barry O’s second…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXjJCbA5qc4[/youtube]

Since the semi-intentional delay didn’t yield a slip of the ‘Rat running mate to hammer, let’s roll with the regularily-scheduled Scramble –

  • Jerome J. Schmitt finds buyers’ remorse over the ‘Rat caucus system.
  • Dean Barnett wonders where all the Johnny-come-latelys on Barack Obama’s inability to speak without a Teleprompter came from.
  • Bill Quick remembers August is the Month of Doom™ for Dem Presidential candidates.
  • Hugh Hewitt caught Obama worshipping the efficiency of tyrrany.
  • J. Ewing puts some odds on the PUMA Revolution being successful. As an inveterate gambler, and a fan of CHAOS, I’ll take those odds.
  • Jim Geraghty has another reason for John McCain to not take Joe Lieberman; the latter’s view on the economy.
  • Ed Morrissey answers the question of how many houses John McCain owns – ZERO (his wife has them all, and because of a pre-nup, the finances are separated).
  • S. Weasel charts the effectiveness of negative campaigning.
  • Ragnar Danneskjold wonders where all the conservatives are on the RNC speaking schedule. Do remember the RNC has wanted conservatives out of the party power structure, if not all the way out of th party, for a long time.
  • ScarletPimpernel says, “Climb to the bowels of the Posideon.”
  • Sean Oxendine introduces the OxMethod of Electoral Vote estimating. While Obama had a slim lead when he introduced it, there are a couple of notes: it’s a result of older polls still included, and John “Flipper” Kerry had a much-more-substantial lead at this point in 2004.
  • William Teach runs the numbers on how much oil the US has. If only the ‘Rats and envirowhackos would allow us to get it,….
  • Dr. Rusty Shackleford brings bad news on an item Charles Johnson carried – that weapons complex in Pakistan the Islamokazis attacked with homicide bombers to the tune of 59 dead likely includes a uranium-enrichment plant. Charles also noted that the post-Musharraf coalition is collapsing.
  • Laughing Wolf continues to provide the best analysis of the Soviet retaki…er, Russian takeover of Georgia out there. God help us all if one of the dark horses for Obama’s VP, Wesley Clark, actually becomes VP.
  • Warner Todd Huston brings news of a union going back to its old totalitarian tricks. I’ll lay odds the New York City District Council of Carpenters will be endorsing Obama.
  • Jonathan V. Last points out Red China has a ticking population time bomb bust. That may come too late for the US, however, as the serious impacts aren’t expected until 2050.
  • The Borderline Chris ran some numbers on his phone bill. Take a guess how much of that phone bill doesn’t go to the phone company; I dare you.

One of the Cheddar expatriates in DC just had a bold prediction on the timing of the Obamination texting – 2 minutes before the joint appearance of Obama and his running mate. I’ll go with 2 hours before, only because I’m not quite as cruel as he is.

August 21, 2008

Don’t like the real choices for President? Pick a fake one.

by @ 16:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Michael King’s employer, 11alive.com, is having a multi-day poll on which fictitional President would be best. The primaries started today, with the A-D group.

I hereby endorse Thomas “Tug” Benson.

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