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The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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August 21, 2008

Football Mania!

by @ 10:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The NFL season is just around the bend, and I’ve got a few housekeeping items to take care of:

– First things first, I wil be back to defend my over-.500 regular season record against the spread from last year (123-120-2, with a 20-13-1 on the two-picks-weekly over/unders). As always, they’ll be cross-posted at The Wisconsin Sports Bar.
Fred will once again be running at least 1 Cheddarsphere fantasy league, and possibly 2. The Spiraling Colby is already in the air.
Ick has a pair of items lined up for us; a fantasy league and a pick-’em contest.

Roll bloat – ramble on

by @ 9:50. Filed under The Blog.

I know mhking from the days back at Free Republic, and was saddened when he had to give up the original Ramblings Journal. There is good news; it’s back, and though it isn’t updated as often as the old place, it is still a must-read.

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 8/21/2008

It’s Thursday; you know what that means (blues and Open Thread Thursday)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fT-J5WKbE[/youtube]

I was hoping to keep this small so as to not intimidate you into not playing along, but there’s too much good stuff out there. Oh well; let’s light this candle.

  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 1 – Bill Quick reminds us just how few superdelegates have to change their mind (some for a second time).
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 2 – Gabriel Malor reports there is going to be a Hillary Clinton whip team on the floor. Exit quote from Gabriel – “Like a lamb to the slaughter.”
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 3 – plebian delivers a second “shock to the nation” ‘Rat VP nominee. He may well be half-right there.
  • Doubleplusundead breaks out Mr. Rodgers to smack Barack Obama around over the lack of support he’s giving his poor brother stuck in Kenya. Guess it’s really true that liberals consider charity what they can force you to give.
  • Doc created a couple new posters for the failing Obamination Express.
  • Matt Lewis dug up a classic magazine cover. Now you don’t have to go into the memory hole to find a surprising friend of Big Oil – Barack Hussein Obama II.
  • James T. Harris terms the “Chocolate Jesus” the Left’s Affirmative Action candidate.
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 4 – PJ-Comix laughs at the DUmmies who are panicking. I almost should’ve taken a Pink Floyd song in homage to all these parts.
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 5 – Jim Geraghty thinks Hillary Clinton is on the very-short list.
  • Peter has the cure for the queasy feeling the ‘Rats are having.
  • Fausta found the perfect bumper CHANGE bumper sticker. After all, change is all we’ll have left if the Obamination Express rolls into the Oval Office.
  • John McCormack would have inspired a slightly-different song had this not been Thursday with news the gloves are off.
  • E.M. Zanotti and Ace warn Team McCain against making the D&D crowd mad.
  • Lady Logician says to expect one of several dark horses to ride alongside John McCain through November.
  • Plebian channels everybody’s favorite Mitt Romney cheerleader.
  • TexasFred launched the Write In Tancredo/Hunter campaign.
  • Steven Walters found a unique use for leftover campaign funds – retiring state Rep. Barbara Gronemus (D-Whitehall) is holding a “reverse fundraiser”/retirement party with those funds.
  • The Vintage one whacks a specific presstitute over the head for wishing a bipartisan ticket on McCain. I don’t know what’s worse; the fact the presstitute forgot what happened the last time the Pubbies reached across the aisle for the VP nominee, or the fact this particular presstitute works for the Washington Times? Bonus thought – the first (and last) time the ‘Rats had to reach across the aisle for the occupant of the VP office, they got the Constitution changed so it would be nigh impossible to have 2 different parties in the elected executive offices.
  • Dr. Melissa Clouthier declares bike lanes bad for the environment.
  • Nick Schweitzer discovered they tend to force bicyclists to violate state law.
  • J. Gravelle salutes a real man of genius, Brant Vogt, “Mr. Too Stupid for a Driver’s License”.
  • Wendy brings back one of my favorite things from mhkingHold Throw Muh Beer And Watch This! That reminds me; now that I’ve found his new haunt, I need to bloat the roll again.
  • Peter has 34 more names for Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett, who infamously challenged Charlie Sykes to give him just one name of someone who committed vote fraud in Milwaukee.
  • Michelle Malkin delivers the Beijing Repression Olympics update of the day – the results of one of the 78 protest applications filed. No word on whether it was one of the 74 that had been “voluntarily withdrawn”, one of the 3 where a revision was requested, or the 1 that was rejected outright. Bonus – don’t miss the official logo of the Repression Olympics.
  • Speaking of Olympics (which I’m not watching), Little Miss Sunshine cheers the gold-medal-winning womens’ beach volleyball team of Kerri Walsh and Misty May for praising President Bush after winning the gold. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I saw in my Twitter feed that doubleplusundead was complaining about having 200 unread items in his reader. I think I have something north of 200 unread items right now, and I know I’m still missing stuff.

Punished by a Baby (part 2.5)

by @ 8:29. Filed under Politics - National.

In case you missed Shoebox’s post below, go read it. There is an expansion or two based on what Ed Morrissey found, including a confirmation of the veracity of the YouTubed conversation Shoebox and Erick Erickson embedded:

Guy Benson not only tracked down the audio to the Chicago Tribune, but he came up with this little gem from the transcripts of the Illinois Legislature (specifically, pages 32-34, from the 4/22/2002 session):

[T]he only plausible rationale, to my mind, for this legislation would be if you had a suspicion that a doctor, the attending physician, who has made the assessment that this is a nonviable fetus and that, let’s say for the purposes of the mother’s health, is being "” that "” that labor is being induced, that that physician (a) is going to make the wrong assessment and (b) if the physician discovered, after the labor had been induced, that, in fact, he made an error, and in fact this was not a nonviable fetus but, in fact, a live child, that the physician, of his own accord or her own accord, would not try to exercise the sort of medical procedures and practices that would be involved in saving that child.

Now, if "” if you think that there are possibilities that doctors would not do that, then maybe this bill makes sense, but I "” I suspect and my impression is, is that the Medical Society suspects that doctors feel that they would already be under that obligation, that they would already be making these determinations, and that essentially adding a "” an additional doctor who the has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is really designed simply to burden the original decision of the woman and the physician to induce labor and perform an abortion.

Now, if that’s the case –and "” and I know some of us feel very strongly one way or the other on that issue "” that’s fine, but I think it’s important to understand that this issue ultimately is about abortion and not live births. Because if these children are being born alive, I, at least, have confidence that a doctor who is in that room is going to make sure they’re looked after.

Ed goes on to point out that the above statement came after it was revealed that the doctors at the mis-named Christ Hospital were allowing babies born alive during abortion procedures to die without any care.

To steal from another movie…

Denver, we have a problem. We have a main bus B undervolt. We’ve got a lot of thruster activity here, Denver. There’s another master alarm, Denver. We’ve got a computer restart. We’ve got a ping light. We’ve got multiple cautions and warnings, Denver. We’ve gotta reset and restart.

August 20, 2008

No Embryos For Blood!

by @ 10:02. Filed under Health.

(H/T – lawhawk)

The Times of London reports a group of researchers in Massachusetts have finally found a use for embryonic stem cells – the “mass-production” of red blood cells. Yes, it’s actually useful:

– It eliminates the threat of bloodborne diseases for those that require only red blood cells versus whole blood or plasma.
– Depending on just how many cells are produced per embryo (not noted in the story), it could make economic sense.
– Adult red blood cells do not have nucleii, and thus do not carry the genetic material that typically goes haywire to cause cancer, and this procedure currently yields 66% adult blood cells.

Before you death-cultists start yipping that this is solely an embryonic stem cell breakthrough, do note that this technique has not been tried with adult stem cells.

The Morning Scramble – 8/20/2008

by @ 9:18. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I need an extra shot of adrenaline to make it through Hump Day…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYRC4H64EFk[/youtube]

  • Let’s start with the McCainiac Watch today and something that is only semi-serious – Plebian has the results of the Intertubes conservatives’ VP wish list (or at least the Morons’ wish list). Item #8 looks like a good qualification. Did I mention that plebian’s middle name is “Surely”?
  • Rob Bluey isn’t counting out Eric Cantor. Whether he, or any other Congressional darkhorse, remains in play depends on who Barack Obama picks; if he goes with a governor, there’s no way John McCain could or should go with another Congresscritter, especially considering the historic low approval rating of Congress.
  • McCain/Loserman, Part 1 – Carol Platt Liebau thinks it’s brilliant strategery to keep Joe Lieberman in the mix. It’s more like stragedy; while I can’t speak for anybody else, I won’t be fooled into thinking McCain’s choice is more conservative just because he considered picking somebody who still caucuses with the ‘Rats in the Senate.
  • McCain/Loserman, Part 2 – Patrick Ruffini won’t be too upset if it is Lieberman. Thus is the difference between Washington Insider and somebody far away from the DC bubble (Sean Hackbarth’s description of me) made crystal-clear. It’s more like punting long on 3rd down.
  • McCain/Loserman, Part 3 – Michelle Malkin asks whether we could vote for a McCain/Lieberman ticket. I seem to have missed the “I’ll be writing in the boss and see-dubya” option.
  • McCain/Loserman, Part 4 – Ed Morrissey sums it up in one word – DISASTER. Actually, there’s a lot more words worth reading, including a suggestion if McCain really wants to blow up the GOP without blowing out all the conservatives.
  • Erick Erickson asks where the stories about a pro-abortion VP for McCain are coming from. While I took door #5 (the closest thing to the “R”NC that is out there), a shocking number of people made the McCain campaign #2 with a bullet.
  • Sean Oxendine points out the good and bad about McCain’s chances – he’s only getting (most of) those that don’t like Obama.
  • Thomas Lifson found the Obamination campaign handing out “street money”. I honestly don’t know what the difference is between that and voter bribery, but it’s par for the ‘Rat course.
  • Bill Quick is shocked, SHOCKED that the University of Illinois-Chicago is refusing to release records relating to service Barack Obama did for Bill Ayers’ group. He’s also wondering why the TV trucks aren’t camped out there (actually, he knows why, but I won’t spoil the surprise by repeating it).
  • Obamination Out Of Steam, Part 1 – Lady Logician notes that Obama’s Virginia strategy isn’t exactly flying. Bonus – RealClearPolitics gives McCain a 274-264 projected win once all the toss-ups are factored in.
  • Obamination Out Of Steam, Part 2 – Shoebox thinks Minnesota is now very-strongly in play for McCain. Minnesota has not gone for a Republican since 1972, the longest streak out there.
  • Obamination Out Of Steam, Part 3 – Jim Hoft reports Obama’s Jewish poll numbers are the worst showing by a ‘Rat since Jimmy Carter’s 1980 run.
  • McQ found the Obamination camp running scared in the wake of the Saturday Night Saddleback Slaughter. I have but 5 letters – CHAOS!
  • J.R. Dunn makes the case for calling Obama a flake.
  • Slublog wonders how, after 2 daughters, Obama could be so pro-abortion he supports after-birth murder like Russ el-Feingold. Oh, and before anybody goes and throws the 98-0 vote out there, that was on an amendment to a bill that never got out of the Senate. What did pass went through by unanimous consent without a roll call.
  • Attila Girl has a question for the PUMAs in the audience on what happens if Hillary Clinton doesn’t get the VP nod from Obama. Come on, say it with me – CHAOS!!!!
  • Flip wonders where Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis are on the Epic FAIL speakers’ portion of the ‘Rat convention schedule. After all, the Peanut Farmer, Algore Goracle, and Flipper Kerry are all speaking.
  • Michelle Malkin found a hidden $oro$ $lu$h Fund in the DNC platform. Bonus for Fred – the opening line is MRQ-worthy – “The Democratic Party platform is like a bag of pork rinds. You never know what high-fat liberal government morsel you’re gonna get.”
  • Zip caught the BBC giving £20,000 to the 7/7 bombers, who promptly turned the cash into Jihadi videos. Guess the Beeb was outsourcing.
  • James T. Harris found some more scientists who say we’re headed to a mini-ice age, not of 10 years as previously thought, but of 60-80 years, and not of man’s doing, but of the sun’s lack of doing.
  • American Pundit found Russi…er, the Soviet Union (<expletive deleted> it; I’m going with the name Mad Vlad wants to restore) committing an act of war against the US.
  • Dr. Rusty Shackelford delivers a couple of history lessons on Russia, Georgia, the Europeans, and Iosif Stalin.
  • See-Dubya caught the Madhi Army back to its old torturous tricks. And here I thought that their “disarmament” meant they were peace-loving peaceniks who wouldn’t harm a fly, much less a fellow man <sarcasm_dripping>.
  • Sean M. declares the Dallas School District’s essential elimination of failing grades a “huge pile of FAIL”. Paging Mr. Sykes. Paging Charlie Sykes. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
  • Walter E. Williams explodes various economic and economic-related myths.
  • Rhonda R. Shearer caught Google cooking the Google Earth/Google Map books. Semi-related; Shoebox pointed out to me while I was putting this together that Google’s Blogsearch is pulling up a bunch of splogs.

Updated to 2.6.1

by @ 7:09. Filed under The Blog.

It’s relatively-painless, and for non-power-users, unnecessary. It does require both a re-login and a database update, so hopefully you remembered your passwords.

The full list of fixes is over here.

August 19, 2008

The Morni…er, Afternoon Scramble – 8/19/2008

by @ 17:58. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I may be late, but there’s a reason for it; a lot of good stuff over the morning through mid-afternoon period today….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAo4WOUG98[/youtube]

  • JammieWearingFool wonders which “god” Nancy Pelosi thinks sent Barack Obama. Baal comes to mind.
  • Bonus “blessing” – Jim Hoft found an apparition on a grilled cheese sandwich.
  • Patrick McIlheran has the 4-letter answer (yes, it is safe for work; after all, P-Mac is the token conservative at the local paint-catcher).
  • Mary is trying to marry off Russ el-Feingold (Moonbat-Al Qaeda) to the Obamination ticket. Please, Barry; take him off our hands.
  • Dad29 exposes yet another Obamination Lie – campaign ethics reform. I think I had this back in the day (I’m too lazy to go through the archives right now), but it’s a good day to bring this back.
  • Lance Burri sees some shenanigans in the plan to seat Michigan’s and Florida’s full delegations. CHAOS, baby!
  • Van Helsing is pondering what I’m pondering; a T-H100 invasion of Denver. I say again, CHAOS, baby!
  • Michelle Malkin puts Obama in the Cone of FAIL.
  • Curt takes a WSJ chainsaw to Obama’s tax plan.
  • Brian Faughnan goes into the memory hole to prove Obama is dreaming of CubaCare. There’s no word yet on what will be traded away for medical equipment in year 7 of an Obamination administration.
  • Jim Hoft details Obama’s appearance before the VFW Convention. Obama was right when he said he didn’t change on Iraq; he’s still four-score for retreat and defeat.
  • Trail-Mix boldly predicts an Epic FAIL for Obama come November.
  • Matt Lewis has early news of a poll surprise. Allow me to plant another CHAOS seed.
  • RightwingSparkle found the mate of T-H100 praising John McCain. Let the CHAOS grow.
  • David Limbaugh states the obvious; a pro-abortion VP will be suicide for McCain and the RNC. Given the actions of both entities, I have this sinking feeling that this will be the “one step back” to pair with the post-DNC VP announcement.
  • The Vintage one has some good news regarding Joe Lieberman’s chances at being McCain’s running mate; the clock ran out on him 7/5.
  • Zip caught the ‘Rats turning the flag upside down and backwards on their credentials.
  • Fausta reports Google will be courting bloggers at both conventions.
  • Christian Schneider found the “one nation” the ‘Rats were refering to as their Day 1 theme – the People’s Republic of Delusion.
  • Patrick Ruffini has a winning plan for the GOP.
  • Even more Jim Hoft goodness – he exposes what The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™ thinks about Algore Goracle’s running mate from 2000. No wonder why they don’t like to be quoted.
  • The Game summarizes the last few months of Name That Party.
  • Van Helsing blows out the candle of the latest envirowhacko “crisis” – oxygen depletion.
  • J. Gravelle exposes the utter hypocrisy of the windmill envirowhackos. Those ugly turbines don’t mean a thing if they’re not hooked up to the grid.
  • XBradTC presents the Cliff’s Notes version of combined arms.
  • Eric explores life after Pakistani ex-President Pervez Musharraf.
  • Duncan Hunter mourns the impending loss of Pakistan as a semi-ally, and offers what should happen now on the Afghan/Pakistan border.
  • Bill Quick rides the growing Russian bear, whose growth is approved by the Europeans.
  • Laughing Wolf offers the most-expansive view on the Georgian/Russian mess I’ve seen, including a righteous beatdown of SecDef Appeasment Gates.
  • Michelle Malkin offers today’s episode of the Culture of Badassery (™, MKH), 85-year-old grandma edition. There’s nothing like making the perp dial 911.
  • Christian Schneider wonders where all the statues to real people have gone. Well, I don’t mind a statue honoring a clown-crushing elephant.
  • Day-late history lesson – Tom McMahon proves that, even in a barbaric environment, public outcry sometimes gets limited results.
  • Grumps and Pete Fanning have a problem with the folks at the Governor’s Mansion flying the flag at night without lights.
  • Phelony Jones has a word of warning for the bikers headed into town for the 105th Reunion – watch out for the potholes. After all, the governments have been spending the money meant for the roads just about everywhere except on the roads.
  • John and Sanger explain the basic difference between Americans (at least a shrinking majority of Americans) and the rest of the world. It’s all about blood-based micro-ethnicity.
  • Since I tortured you with that T-H100 pic, I’ll throw this palete-cleanser in for free – Chris the head barkeep put up a file photo of T-CC100 Sabathia. Let’s see; 8-0 for the Crew, 5 complete games, .571 OPS at the plate (the Astros made the mistake of walking Jason Kendall to get to him last night) – yep, he’s a Terminator; and I hope Mark Attanasio has the money to sign him for next season.

It’s still afternoon, if only barely. Guess this means I’m really back.

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesdays – 8/19/2008

by @ 16:49. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.829 (same station as 2 weeks ago, only they gave up on the cash discount)

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster.

August 18, 2008

McCain to announce VP pick on the 29th

by @ 21:09. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – The Vintage one)

Politico is reporting that John McCain will give himself a birthday present and announce his VP nominee in Ohio one day after Barack Obama (probably) takes his victory lap around Invesco Field.

Given they’re talking about Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney as the “conservative” choices, I’m not very hopeful that the proper timing won’t prove to be the entirety of the “one step forward” half of the “one step forward/one step back” nature of the McCain campaign.

Roll bloat – sparkling edition

by @ 19:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s been a while since I added anybody, so I may as well add somebody I should have a long time ago – RightwingSparkle.

Reason #983 to not leave commuting up to government

by @ 9:38. Filed under Transportation.

(H/T – Fred)

The Racine Journal Times reports that the bus drivers’ union in Racine, who have been working without a contract since July 1, is conducting a no-notice strike.

The Morning Scramble – 8/18/2008

by @ 9:10. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I’m tanned, rested, and ready to blog again (while I help keep an eye on Fay over at the Free Republic weather desk)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX1N7RiqxZM[/youtube]

  • Tom McMahon charts the Mavericks.
  • Lawhawk caught NBC chilling their outdoor Olympic set. This is from the network that gave you the “dark, green” NFL set last year.
  • Gabriel Malor plotted yesterday’s temperatures. Guess what was stone cold yesterday?
  • Robert broke out the scorecards for that little event that John McCain and Barack Obama attended Saturday. There even is a variation of the old East German judge joke.
  • Emperor Misha I found Obama trading air-conditioned suites at his outdoors Denver worship session (Misha’s term that he didn’t strike out; you’ll have to head there for the struck-out portion) to union bosses for million-dollar donations. Do stay for what the sheeple have to do for their “free” tickets.
  • Gaius delivers good news on the technology of getting oil out of shale. It’s still in its infancy, but Shell Oil found a way to increase the recovery rate from 25% to 65%.
  • Bruce questions the wisdom of keeping an archaic Wisconsin law requiring bicyclists to stay at least 3 feet from parked cars when municipalities are placing bicycle lanes right next to the parking lane.
  • Uncle Jimbo assigns Obama a pay grade of E-0 for his non-answer on when an unborn child gets legal protection. Do remember that, like Russ Feingold, Obama couldn’t even answer what should happen if a child was “accidentally” live-born during an abortion.
  • XBradTC put up a future Scramble song featuring today’s artist and helicopters.
  • Vivian Lee proves that it doesn’t take a lot of brains to run a college. What do you suppose the one teaching job someone who was fired for misuse of funds should not get is?
  • Nick Schweitzer raises a glass to Reason for the right use of ethanol. PROST!
  • Eric interviewed Michele Bachmann.
  • James T. Harris calls out Obama for singling out Justice Clarence Thomas for non-nomination.
  • Slublog wonders if we’re ever going to see the “New Politics” out of Obama. Nope.
  • Fred smacks around Cris Collinsworth. I must add that I’ve gained a bit of respect for Kobe Bryant; not a lot, mind you, but a bit.
  • John Hawkins filmed a nice little commercial called “Hillary’s Hands”. Those of you in North Carolina ought to be able to see the similarities between that and the original Jesse Helms commercial.
  • Fausta reports Cuba’s health care system is in such great shape, they had to trade giraffes for medical equipment. Yes, this is the health care system the ‘Rats want to copy here.

Yes, it’s a scattershot, and it’s short, but my mind’s still in semi-vacation mode.

August 12, 2008

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesday – 8/12/2008

by @ 6:56. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): Unknown (I’m on vacation)

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster.

August 5, 2008

The Morning Scramble – 8/5/2008

by @ 9:18. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

This is my last one until late next week, so I have to “thank” Prince Fielder and Manny Parra for providing the inspiration for this song…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdttLev494A[/youtube]

Before we begin, I have to direct your attention to Badger Blogger – Bruce caught a Wisconsin DNR employee dumping goose crap and an anti-bacterial foaming chemical into a storm sewer multiple times. Do read the whole thing.

  • Okay; on with the show – Paul Socha runs through the list of other things (besides Barack Obama’s birthday gift) the Obamination Express will lose.
  • Josh Schroeder explains the official logo of the Obamalympics.
  • Shoebox found a set of expired words that got the presstitutes in an uproar – Obama’s previous support of not tapping into the Strategic Oil Reserve.
  • Jim Geraghty asks, “Does a poll drop count as an emergency?” It most certainly does, especially since…
  • Carol Platt Liebau found PUMAs continuing to lurk about, and…
  • Geraghty notes the core of the Obamination, including one of his delegates, is questioning his head-fake to the middle (they want nothing but a hard tack to Communism), and…
  • PJ-Comix laughs at the virtual disappearance of poll from DUmmie- and KOmmie-land.
  • James T. Harris found the change the liberals are hoping for. Yes, that is an empty seat.
  • Charlie Sykes explains the Obamination Oil Plan. Say, where’s that $200/person the gubmint wants to steal from “Big Oil” that isn’t slated to go back to consumers going?
  • Matt Wolking sticks his neck out on the prediction for Obama’s running mate – Evan Bayh. I double-dog-dare Obama to do it.
  • DrewM found the racist (per the New York Times) who first linked Obama and Paris Hilton – Barack Hussein Obama.
  • Michael J. O’Shea compares Obama to JaMarcus Russell. I’m thinking more along the lines of Ryan Leif.
  • Mark McNally spotted Obama in fantasy land. I’m thinking his call to “(end) the age of oil in our time” is more like Neville Chamberlain’s “peace in our time”.
  • JammieWearingFool found the latest ex-friend of McCain to dump on him; someone who supposedly spent Christmas in Cambodia and who wanted McCain to be his running mate 4 short years ago.
  • Gabriel Malor answers whether President Bush could call the House back into session. He could, but he won’t.
  • Mark Tapscott and Allahpundit provide the point-counterpoint of the wisdom of that refusal. It’s the old “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t” schtick. Considering a lot of the problems the Pubbies have is they didn’t do anything, I’m more inclined to go with Tapscott’s take.
  • Michelle Bachmann delivered an open letter to SanFranNan.
  • Flip reports the Texas Tea Party will continue until at least Friday. I would so much like to hear news that Congress is back in session to take up widespread drilling when I get back from vacation, but that’s a pipe dream.
  • Dr. Melissa Clouthier mourns the death of Michigan. Somehow, I have a feeling I’ll be doing the same for Wisconsin in a few years.
  • Michelle Malkin proudly presents Jason Mattera versus William “The Freezer” Jefferson. The reason I went with Michelle’s link instead of Hot Air’s is I want you to catch the FlipShop.
  • John Hawkins explains the election in 300 words. I could go shorter, but then I’d be using a lot of expletives.
  • Kevin Fischer found a politically-correct candy manufacturer threatening our Reeses over Gorebal “Warming”. Somehow, I don’t think the crowd behind Gorebal “Warming” will leave Reeses alone when they shift fire to “Big Candy”.
  • Sister Toldjah reports Sarah Palin is suing the EPA over the designation of polar bears as “threatened”, despite a lack of scientific or numerical basis. She definitely has some big brass ones.
  • Owen found the local NWS office asking, “Where’s the heat?” That’s right, Milwaukee hasn’t had this few 90-degree days over the first 7+ years of a decade since the 1900s (the same in Madison goes back to the 1920s), and that there has been a downward trend in 90-degree days since the 1980s (culminating with zero so far this year). Once again, how are we winning the scientific battles and losing the political war on Gorebal “Warming”?
  • Ed Morrissey found cap-and-trade tax failing in Europe. Paging Sen. McCain. Paging John McCain. Please pick up the blue clue-phone.
  • Lance Burri proves that, once again, it’s all about transfering the money raised from high gas prices from “Big Oil” to Hugh Gubmint for the lieberal envirowhackos.
  • Kat explains the real-world costs of high-priced gas.
  • Deebow reveals just how worthless Britainistan has been in Basra. No, I’m not talking about the lack of good food regular chatizen at The Ed Morrissey Show JetBlast-Iraq complains about regularily, though the Brits were also responsible for that.

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesday – 8/5/2008

by @ 6:56. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.849/gallon cash // $3.909/gallon credit for regular unleaded

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster.

August 4, 2008

DNS fix for RoadRunner Wisconsin customers

by @ 15:18. Filed under The Blog.

Over the last few days, I haven’t been able to access certain sites, such as Sheboygan Shenanigans and the #dontgo Twitter feed. What those sites have in common are domain servers from domaincontrol.com (specifically the NS47 and NS48 servers). The default RoadRunnerWI DNS servers lost connectivity with them sometime on July 31.

After a pair of web chat sessions, and a lengthy phone call with customer service, I finally got a fix from RR. If you are unable to access those sites (or others that have domain servers on ns47.domaincontrol.com/ns48.domaincontrol.com), you need to change your DNS servers manually to the following:

Primary – 4.2.2.2
Secondary – 4.2.2.3

Hopefully RoadRunner will have a more-permanent fix for their default DNS servers soon, now that they know something is hosed with them.

I have to thank silent E for finally waking me up out of my stupor; until he posted the early edition of this morning’s Scramble, I had assumed that Jeni’s site simply went dark.

Revisions/extensions (9:06 pm 8/4/2008) – Jim Lynch reports that he is unable to get to Call Congress Back down in Florida. Houston, we have a problem.

Update to the General Policies

by @ 12:05. Filed under The Blog.

Attention spam bots, splogs, and proprietors of same – you might want to take a look at the revised General Policies for this site, specifically the no-falsified-attribution requirement. Those who decide to misattribute works published here will be dealt with harshly.

The Morning Scramble (extended version) – 8/4/2008

by @ 10:51. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

The Silent one already put up an abbreviated Scramble that can’t be missed, but I don’t leave until o-light-hundred (6 am) Wednesday.

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  • American Pundit reports the GOP is celebrating Barack Obama’s 47th birhtday with tire gauges.
  • James Wigderson has the perfect birthday song for Obama.
  • Geoff found a full Barack-track on NASA. That’ll get him the 8 Kookcinich votes.
  • PUMA Alert! – Ed Morrissey notes Bill Clinton isn’t exactly on board the Obamination Express.
  • William Teach discovered a very-special monogrammed seat on the flying version of the Obamination Express – Barack’s Presidential chair.
  • Kate nails Obama on his faux-Robin Hood scheme.
  • American Pundit fires the Big Oil stone back at the glass house that is Obama.
  • Stix does the economic two-step on Obamination Economics.
  • Jim Hoft delivers the news that John McCain and the PUMAs have been waiting for – Rasmussen has McCain up.
  • James T. Harris proves that reaching across the aisle, even to the co-author of one’s seminal work that was rejected by that person’s opponent, results in a missing hand.
  • Billiam has a message for the Left – they’ve overplayed their race-card-filled hand so much, he’s back. Welcome back, my friend, to the show that never ends.
  • Marshall Manson exposes the stupidity of the Senate “Ethics” Committee. Seriously, what’s up with trying to crucify Tom Coburn while giving Ted Stevens a pass?
  • USCitizen reports the House GOP will continue the Texas Tea Party.
  • Flip has more resources for following the Party, including…
  • …Amanda Carpenter’s live-blogging from the House.
  • Mark Tapscott is calling in the clans. I wish I could be there, but a pre-planned vacation intrudes. Of course, if the party continues into October and AFP’s Defending the American Dream Summit timeline, I’m there.
  • Gary Gross yells, “CHAAAAARRRRGGGGEEE!!!!!!”
  • Just A Grunt is paying attention to “Ice Road Truckers”. If the Canucks can move an oil rig in 40 days, how in the <expletive deleted> is it going to take 10 years to start drilling in ANWR?
  • Cindy Kilkenny finds yet another episode of Presstitute Bias. Not only did McCain join the offshore drilling brigade before Obama supposedly joined (see yesterday’s Scramble for why it’s “supposedly”), but McCain wants to drill more places than the “Gang of 10” that Obama supposedly copied.
  • Owen gets what the pressitutes don’t.
  • Fred Dooley notes the vast difference in presstitute coverage between a one-‘Rat protest over last year’s Wisconsin budget “gridlock” (never mind the state was continuing to spend the same amount as the previous budget while the new budget was being hammered out) and the lack of presstitute coverage of the Texas Tea Party.
  • Scott reports high-ranking Saddam-era Iraqi officials are admitting that the Iraqi WMD program went to Syria in the months leading up to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
  • Mike Pechar tells what the presstitutes won’t about the terrorist attack in China – the perps are Islamokazis.
  • Eddiebear bemoans Eurabia’s attempt to give bacon a shelf life of the average Obamination campaign quote (i.e. very short).
  • Donna Martinez proves that when push comes to shove, the change artists suddenly don’t like change too much. No, this is not an Obamination Update; instead, it’s basic self-preservation. On second thought, is there a difference?
  • Bill Quick reminds us that intelligence matters.
  • Tom McMahon pictures various sleeping arrangements.

August 3, 2008

On the road again, and a new guest-blogger

by @ 15:39. Filed under The Blog.

I’m headed out to the wilds of the Boundary Waters on Wednesday, so this place will be in the capable hands of Shoebox and the plethora of guest-bloggers until the 15th.

On that note, I’ve added a new guest-blogger to join Aaron, Fred, Leslie and Patrick – silent E.

The Morning Scramble (Sunday brunch edition) – 8/3/2008

by @ 13:55. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

This one’s dedicated to Sean Hackbarth, who will be the online communications specialist for the Senate Republican Conference as of Monday. Just don’t ask me how Fausta got a hold of pics from the back-to-work celebration.

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So, it’s afternoon; brunch lasts until 3 on Sundays, and I did start this in the morning, so it’s all good.

  • William Smith highlights the difference between Barack Obama and John McCain in a non-scripted environment.
  • Purple Avenger tracks the latest in the Washington Pum…er, Post’s PUMA-like activities. Nothing like having a guy with a “tissue-thin” and “troubling” record (the WaPo’s words, not mine) being the presumptive nominee. I’m beginning to wonder whether the Obamination Express will make it to Invesco Field.
  • JammieWearingFool dug up a salient fact about Obama’s Hawaiian mentor that The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™ “missed”.
  • Amanda Carpenter sniffed out the non-change in Obama’s opposition to off-shore drilling before I did, and she even used the extended quote from Friday to do it (I went with the Saturday flop to Friday’s flip). Bonus coverage; the “Gang of 10’s” energy “plan” is a very costly one; $20 billion over 10 years and 85% of the cars illegal to run in 20.
  • Jim Hoft caught Obama dealing race card after race card from the bottom of the deck. To paraphrase AC/DC – I know what Obama’s dealing out, and I want him dealt back.
  • Owen proves it’s all about emotion for the Obama Nation.
  • Jeff Emanuel reports that Eric Cantor is officially on the short list for McCain VP choices, as the campaign requested “personal documents” from him. Flashback – Matt Wolking called it a couple weeks back (though he was a bit off on the timing).
  • The Vintage one likes that news. So do I, as long as McCain waits for Obama to name his VP nominee first.
  • Caledonia Unplugged reported from the balcony (side note – she gave up a reserved seat for that) on McCain’s townhall meeting in Racine. Yep, it was the peanut gallery (though not because of her).
  • Trail-Mix has a nice little diversion from the McCain campaign. Nothing like emulating a timeless arcade classic (yes, I spent many quarters in arcades back in the day).
  • Elliot asks the question the presstitutes and their fellow travellers on the Left are dreading – “What if McCain wins?” I’ll answer – Mass hysteria.
  • Of course, not all the McCain news is good – A.J. Sparxx asks McCain which side he’s on. It still is a very good question.
  • Sgt. Relic sings an ode of sorts for Nancy “Lights Out” Pelosi.
  • Jim Lynch took a picture of the House as Lights Out turned out the lights.
  • Jim Hoft notes the lifeboats are starting to fill over at the Party of the ‘Rat. I’m not surprised; the public portion of Operation Chaos/NRE Spring Hill Campaign is over, and there is no benefit to remaining a DINO for those that participated.
  • Michelle Malkin quotes Chesty Puller as advice for the House Pubbies. Do not miss the Photoshop from Jim Hoft.
  • Fausta found the real reason for Anheuser-Busch sold out to the Belgians; taxes. And yet Obama and the ‘Rats want ever-higher taxes, even as the Europeans cut theirs.
  • Bill Quick fisks the gripes of the presstitutes. Judging by the comments left by the professional gripers, it is a shame copy editing is a lost art.
  • Lawhawk proves that it’s not just the presstitutes that file the dispatches that need a copy editor; it’s headline writers as well. I didn’t know the Taliban had flying mines until The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™ told me so.
  • Tom McMahon charts the newspaper business model.
  • Bruce finds the next presstitute-driven health crisis – text messaging.
  • B.C. the Imperial Torturer hammers another nail into the coffin of the Great Glow Bull Worming Consensus Coffin™. The Great Gorebal Bravo Sierra Awakening has not quite hit NASA like a jet of solar plasma yet, but it’s starting.
  • Curt wraps up the Week in Gorebal “Warming”.
  • Aberman explains in change form (literally) how more future drilling reduces the price of oil today.
  • Mark Block explains the economic costs the Doyle Gorebal “Warming” Task Force Gorebal “Warming” acolytes at the World Resources Institute refused to take into consideration.
  • Matt Burden is shocked (no, not shocked, SHOCKED; that will come later) that members of the Coast Guard are now eligible to become SEALs. Fortunately, it doesn’t look like the requirements are being relaxed any.
  • Zip has some news sure to outrage just about everybody along the political spectrum. Tyson Foods, with the blessing of the leadership of the Retail, Wholesale and Department Store Union, is dropping Labor Day as a paid holiday at its Shelbyville, Tennessee plant so they can give employees a paid vacation for, wait for it, wait for it, wait…for…it…the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr.
  • Fausta reports that the Iranians are giving missile technology to Venezuela. There are variants of the Shahab-3 missile that would reach southern Florida from Venezuela.
  • Rick Moran sees similarities between the 1936 Berlin Olympics and the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Hopefully history does not continue to repeat itself, though I wouldn’t mind another Olympic-sized smackdown of a “master race” to happen before the future begins to diverge significantly from the past.
  • Uncle Jimbo and Laughing Wolf are competing for your vote to be a co-host for a new Discovery Channel series called “Super Testing”. I can definitely see either guy having a blast (literally).
  • B.C. delivers the Sarcasm Smackdown™ to Philadelphia’s Department of Human Services, which stood by as a disabled 14-year-old girl wasted away from neglect before dying at 42 pounds. These are the same <expletive deleted> that want to ru(i)n everybody’s health care.
  • Bill Quick catches the Centers for Disease Control cooking the HIV books for political reasons. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a lieberal-controlled gubmint agency would lie to make things seem worse than they are.
  • Jackboot has the Great 2008 Moonbat Test. I’m proud to state that I did not identify with any of the memes; I don’t want to get on the wrong side of the Imperial Torturer.

August 2, 2008

And here comes the flop on Obama and drilling

by @ 19:12. Filed under Energy, Politics - National.

(H/T – Owen)

Remember when Barack Obama said he would support the “Gang of 10″‘s plan to potentially open up drilling off of the coasts of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina and Virginia? CNN reports the clock has just struck midnight on that statement:

“I made a general point about the fact that we need to provide the American people some relief and that there has been constructive conversations between Republicans and Democrats in the Senate on this issue,” he said during a press conference in Cape Canaveral.

“What I will not do, and this has always been my position, is to support a plan that suggests this drilling is the answer to our energy problems,” Obama added….

Just in case you don’t think this is a full flip-flop, CNN also included some previous comments on offshore drilling in the story:

“When I’m president, I intend to keep in place the moratorium here in Florida and around the country that prevents oil companies from drilling off Florida’s coasts,” Obama told reporters in Jacksonville in late June. “That’s how we can protect our coastline and still make the investments that will reduce our dependence on foreign oil and bring down gas prices for good.”

As the vacationing Jim Geraghty says, “All statements by Barack Obama come with an expiration date. All of them.

Revisions/extensions (7:20 pm 8/2/2008) – I added some explanation to prove that it is a full flip-flop from Obama. I wonder what the Obamination Express runs on; I sure hope it isn’t a petrochemical, because it sure seems to be doing a lot of u-turns and back-ups.

The Morning Scramble – 8/2/2008

by @ 10:50. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I wish I were already on vacation, but that’s not until Wednesday…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_1RqyNdzbE[/youtube]

This should be short, but it definitely won’t be sweet…

  • Matt Burden clarifies a few things about the abortive Barack Obama visit to Landstuhl.
  • Martin gives Obama a big, fat F in Economics 101 for his “Emergency Economic Plan”.
  • He does beat the folks at IBD; they provide further explanation for that failing grade.
  • The Vintage one laughs at the idiots at MoveOn.org for being caught flat-footed by Obama’s Barack-track on an absolute ban on off-shore drilling. Somebody, please remind me to fire a few salvos at that later today, starting with the fact that a single properly-placed hurricane would threaten almost all of what Obama is now reluctantly open to opening up.
  • American Pundit found some rather curious locations of donations to the Obamination campaign. I could’ve swore that foreign nationals were prohibited from donating to election campaigns.
  • The Vintage one reposts Sarah Palin’s view on the role of the Vice President, and then contrasts that to John McCain’s. Did I mention there are pictures involved (and not of McCain or the Vintage one)?
  • Bruce Walker outlines the Three Drills To Victory plan for McCain’s benefit.
  • Mark Tapscott bemoans the missed opportunity of the too-short House GOP energy revolution.
  • Kevin Fischer provides more evidence we are bass-ackwards here in the land of cheese and beer; while the Hugh Gubmint types are tripping over themselves to raise taxes (specifically, sales taxes), other states, and the District of Columbia are having sales-tax holidays. I guess they didn’t check with the Obamination.
  • Jon Ham praises WalMart for participating in politcs to the extent the unions are.
  • Glenn Reynolds declares NBC News a bigger joke than Jay Leno after Leno beat the NBC Nightly News in ratings.
  • James T. Harris exposes the hypocrisy of the local paint-catcher.
  • Proof the Left Wants Us in the 13th Century, Part 1 – lawhawk notes New Mexico governor (and former ‘Rat Presidential candidate) Bill Richardson continues to fight tooth and nail against a coal plant on Navajo land despite losing again and again.
  • Proof the Left Wants Us in the 13th Century, Part 2 – JammieWearingFool reports the Britanistan moonbats are trying to stop the first coal-fired power plant in the UK in 30 years.
  • Fausta found Hugo Chavez continuing down the road to Communism, as he attempts to nationalize Venezuela’s banks.
  • The Oh-So-Tolerant Left Watch – Jim Hoft mentions the animal rights moonbats want to decapitate the 11-year-old who bagged Hogzilla. I wonder if they got the idea from the Islamokazis, or the thug up in Canada noted in yesterday’s Scramble.
  • Headless Blogger breaks news of a $20 million offer to Ned Yost to leave the Brewers. I’m in for $20.

Enjoy your weekend, folks.

Big Trouble In Little Blogger

by @ 8:57. Filed under The Blog.

If the IE problems exposed by Sitemeter weren’t enough, Blogger is once again having a major malfunction. Over the last couple days, many blogs, from Badger Blog Alliance to Folkbum’s Rambles and Rants, have suffered the wrath of an out-of-control Blogger, and their members have been blocked by Google from putting up new posts as they have been dumped into the Google/Blogger “splog” file.

At first, I thought this was an extension of the war against the PUMAs that happened the other week, mainly because my feed reader is highly right-centric (self-preservation is an honorable goal, after all), and the that’s where I noted the problems. However, the reports are starting to come in that the left end of the blogosphere is also being heavily-affected. Once again, a technology I left behind (more or less; The Bar is still a Blogger/Sitemeter place) has demonstrated an Epic FAIL.

Hopefully everybody will get the splog lock lifted quickly.

August 1, 2008

Roll bloat – grab the lithium

by @ 21:23. Filed under The Blog.

Metaphorically-speaking, at least. Please welcome BipolarNation to the roll. Yes, they’re local.

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