A Democrat Councilman from Jersey City urinated on voters at a Grateful Dead Concert:
The New Jersey councilman who allegedly urinated on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington, D.C. nightclub swore off booze on Sunday — two days after he was busted for the embarrassing stunt.
OK, well, maybe not all of the people he peed on were voters from his district. Then again, like a four year old at a urinal, I’m not sure Democrats are feeling the need to be too careful about who they piss on these days!