No Runny Eggs

It’s going to be a hot one today…

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• Zip puts the demographic numbers behind the decline and pending fall of the last vestiges of the British Empire.
• JammieWearingFool says that 4 rent-controlled apartments for Charlie Rangel is 3 too many.
• Marshall Manson has a warning for the Twittering politicians who aren’t actually listening. I’ll lay odds on Barack Obama disappearing from the online community if he wins.
• Rick Moran has the Barack-Track Headline of the Day.
• Mondoreb sings “Barack the Blazing Liberal”.
• Moe Lane is popping a fresh batch of corn over a name that popped up in the Obamination Veep Sweeps – Chris Dodd.
• Curt found the presstitutes are in a land of confusion over Obama’s intentions. Memo to the media – they’re not good.
• Ace and we Morons prove that with our takes on the Obamination “…You Can Believe In” poster (note; this may not be safe for work – we’re talking about Morons after all).
• Slublog highlights the arrogance that is Obama.
• Ed Morrissey notes the tax policies of an Obamination Administration are helping push the breakup of one of the NFL’s longest-running family dynasties.
• Dean Barnett does his best Michael Buffer impersonation over Obama’s forgetfulness over his pledge to help Hillary Clinton retire her debt. The Photoshop simply cannot be missed.
• Tom McMahon has a photograph of Jesse Jackson’s new coffee mug.
• James T. Harris found the happiest man in America – Al Sharpton.
• Eric is now the campaign manager for the Jesse Jackson for President of Iran campaign.
• Jim Hoft caught Iranian President Mad Man/Puppet of the Mad Mullahs Mahmoud Ahmadinejad saying that the American generals in Iraq have a “special place in their hearts” for him. Oh, they have a special place for Ahmadhimmijob all right; the only question is the number (.50-cal or 2,000-lb).
• Wyatt Earp found today’s episode of presstitute bias; this time from CNN over a story that John McCain won’t answer the “Viagra” question.
• Sister Toldjah adds to that find as she notes the New York Times Sedition Slimes is trying to get their Republican candidate of the spring disqualified on, at best, dubious claims about his “natural-born” citizenship.
• It’s not like McCain needs help from the NYT to crash his campaign; even Ed hits him on his latest thumb to the eyes of conservatives.
• Brian has a message to those of you who voted for the ‘Rats in 2006 – They lied to you before; they’ll lie to you again.
• GOPgal has the new logos for the few conservatives left and the bipartian Party-In-Government.
• Pelosi’s Epic FAIL, Part 1 – Michelle Malkin caught her calling drilling a “hoax”. Bonus coverage – see-dubya broke out a chart showing just what happened since Pelosi got to within 2 heartbeats of the Oval Office.
• Pelosi’s Epic FAIL, Part 2 – John McCormack notes that the most-important thing on her docket now is rushing impeachment charges through the Judiciary Committee. Nancy; I dare you. I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU!
• Flip found Denver imitating “art” (sorry, “South Park” doesn’t qualify as true art) on the issue of panhandlers.
• J.R. Dunn explains how the envirowhackos captured energy policy.
• Headless Blogger explains why we can’t GROW our way out of the energy crunch (this also qualifies as Pelosi’s Epic FAIL, Part 3).
• The Unreal one mourns the coming death of the European supercar.
• John Hawkins proves shamnesty is political suicide for the GOP.
• XBradTC has a slightly different take on Drill Here, Drill Now; specifically, the Army take.
• David St Lawrence wonders what it will take to keep the deer from munching on his garden; they picked up a taste for hot peppers.
• Jon Ham has bad news for teetotalers. PROST! for good health.