Moron Pundit decided to fire up his mad programming skillz and create a Obama Policy Generator. My favorite (so far):
Live From Spread Eagle
by Moron PunditDemocratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama gave a speech here today detailing his breathtaking new policy proposals:
Hello! It’s so wonderful to be here in Hell today!
You see, the thing is er… um… I can’t hear myself think… The cost would be… I’m glad you’re fired up… this misguided War in Iraq has taken money away that we could be spending on something important, like Palestinian/American toddler exchange.
Bravo Zulu, MP.