No Runny Eggs

It’s a gloomy Tuesday here in the land of cheese and beer, but it’s not as gloomy as it is in Clinton Central….

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• Dave Bauer bowls like his still-living brother travels – very fast and unerringly straight. As a reward, he and CTU-LA will commence with the torture presently.
• CDR Salamander catches somebody from the Department of Health and Family Services doing a rather odd search.
• Ace catches the New York Times Sedition Slimes playing the “false but accurate” game with respect to germ “warfare”, all to try to save Barack Hussein Obama’s former pastor, Jerimiah Wright. Guess it wasn’t just Jayson Blair.
• Speaking of BHO and “former”, American Pundit found that TUCC got $15 million in federal grant money while Wright was damning America. Typical liberal, that Wright.
• Jon Ham welcomes the newest member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, Bill Clinton. There’s still room under the Obamination Bus, especially since the 9 am news noted he has a new one.
• Jim Geraghty has the final resting place of the Hillary Clinton campaign, Bitterroot, Montana.
• It’s election day in California – see-dubya has the recommended votes on the duelling referenda – Yes on 98, No on 99.
• Speaking of elections, Lance Burri tries to make sense of this primary season.
• Brian says, “Get the popcorn!”
• Dad29 notes that, for the ‘Rats, it’s all about the local.
• Shoebox dips into the memory vault for another McClellan who turned into a regular Benedict Arnold.
• Dave Casper has started a new series highlighting some of the blooming idiots that can vote. The first one’s a doozy – a floozy who locked herself in her car.
• Bull Dog Pundit found a government pension operation that makes Milwaukee County look like amateurs; the New York City Department of Education. Nothing like a guaranteed 8.25% annual rate of return in a voluntary 403(b) (the public-sector equivalent to 401(k)), regardless of investment choice.
• Owen has today’s tax-reducing PSA – make sure your deed doesn’t have a lakebed or riverbed listed as part of your property.
• CDR Salamander fires a few SSMs in the idea of a nuclear destroyer. Imagine if the USS Cole, USS Princeton or USS Tripoli were nuclear.
• Gaius has today’s episode of the Culture of Badassery(®MKH). This time, a 71-year old and his wheelchair-bound neighbor chased down and corralled a robber.
• Tom McMahon 4-Blocks one of my more-popular categories, “Compassionate Lieberals”.
• Genes blasts Time Warner Cable for attempting to reintroduce metered Internet. Dumb, dumb, dumb.