Oh, If I was capable of dubbing the video…
From Scene 17, The Tale of Sir Lancelot. After the slaying of the party guests.
The original:
FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.
GUESTS: Oh! Oh no!
FATHER: But I don’t want to think I’ve not lost a son, so much as… gained a daughter!
Now rewritten for “The Democrat Holy Grail”…
Rewritten as…
HOWARD DEAN: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to crown one of our candidates and wish him well on his ascendency. Unfortunately, one of them, Hillary, has just had a house fall on her.
GUESTS: Oh! Oh no!
HOWARD DEAN: But I don’t want to think we’ve lost a candidate, so much as….gained a messiah!
