No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

The Morning Scramble – 3/26/2008

by @ 7:25 on March 26, 2008. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

There’s nothing quite like Southern-fried rock…

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– I wish I could’ve found a good YouTube version of “Minnie the Moocher”; it’s appropriate for Charlie Sykes’ find of a 3-generation brood of teat-suckers pulling down something north of $65,000 while doing absolutely nothing.
– I could’ve also done “That Smell” from Lynyrd Skynyrd; Mary sniffed out a stinky-money bust.
Eric explores why Iraq is improving while Detroit, DC and Chicago are getting worse. The same can be said for Milwaukee over the last few years; it remains to be seen whether almost-new police chief Ed Flynn can turn it around because he hasn’t been here for a summer of shootings.
Gaius points to an eerie comparison between Gorebal Warming and Y2K.
Paul Socha has what, but for the lack of beer, is the ultimate living will.
– The Morons ought to like this one; Plebian breaks a “world exclusive” on freshly-minted NY Governor David Paterson’s the freshly-minted NY Lieutenant Governor’s hobo-hunting habits. (Revisions/extensions, 2:59 pm 3/26/2008 – I should’ve read a bit more closely; it’s the incoming Lt. Gov. Plebian is exposing)
PrivatePigg bemoans the addition to grilled chicken to KFC’s menu. I disagree slightly on KFC’s fried chicken being “so good”, but it’s Kentucky Fried Chicken, for crying out loud.
Ed Morrissey lays the smackdown on Minnesota Monitor’s $oro$-funded candy-ass.
Stephen Bainbridge pronounces Microsoft Office 2007 a piss-poor product. He doesn’t know the half of it; just wait until he tries to open Office 2007 documents in 2003.
Neil Stevens at RedState believes NOW hates women who don’t have abortions. Yep, that pretty much sums them up.
– Spring will eventually be here, right? Just in case it doesn’t make it all the way to the land of ice cream and ice-brewed beer, Cabbage Hammock has a reminder of what spring is.
Slublog has the Photoshop of the day, at least if you do not have a weak stomach.
Walter E. Williams and Thomas Sowell deliver a double-barrel blast to Barack Obama.
Flip says as long as you didn’t buy a house at the height of the bubble on a no-money-down ARM, you’re all right.

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