No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for March 10th, 2008

Ego-buster of the day

by @ 20:40. Filed under The Blog.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

56% of those surveyed by Harris Interactive say they never read political blogs. There’s also a few other eye-popping numbers, at least if you can trust the pollsters after their collective performance thus far this year:

– The over-62 crowd is actually the most-likely to read political blogs at least several times a month (26%), with each younger age group less-likely to read them.
– 76% of those that read blogs at least once a week read less than 5 political blogs, with Republicans most-likely to read 5 or more (26%).
– 69% of those that read blogs at least once a week didn’t comment in the week prior to the poll. I can definitely believe that one; it’s closer to 85% here.
– On the accuracy question, while pluralities of all 3 political groups (Republicans, Democrats, and Independents) believe blogs are about as accurate as the mainstream media, only among Democrats is there more respect for the MSM’s accuracy than for the blogs’ accuracy. 32% of Dems belive the MSM is more-accurate and 21% of Dems believe blogs are more-accurate, while the split among Republicans is 14%-37% and among Independents is 19%-36%.
– Even with their distain for the blogs’ accuracy, more Democrats see blogs as more valuable than the MSM than the other way around (26%-24%).

Rules for hiring hookers

by @ 19:37. Filed under Politics.

Since New York governor Elliot Spitzer (D) failed to keep his hooker finances in sufficient order to not attract the unwanted attention of the IRS and the FBI (H/T – ABC’s Blotter via Allahpundit), I think it’s time to spell out some rules of the street:

1. Do NOT mess with hookers. It’s illegal in 49 states, and even if you are where it’s legal, it’s not worth it especially if you’re married.

2. If you’re stupid enough to ignore rule #1, always pay cash. ALWAYS!

3. In order to come up with the cash, do not exceed the $10,000 limit that automatically triggers a report to the IRS. Similarily, do not think that multiple transactions at the same bank that are just below that $10,000 will not trigger that report.

4. When making your nom de action, don’t use the good name of a political contributor.

Roll bloat – more black flags, please

by @ 18:49. Filed under The Blog.

I have no idea why I didn’t do this before now, but since that right column isn’t quite overloaded enough, and because William Teach is that damn good, please add Pirate’s Cove to your rolls and readers.

Roll bloat – the replacement edition

by @ 16:16. Filed under The Blog.

Replacing the dearly-departed Still Spinnin’ Blog is Dan’s solo effort, The D Spot. Please fix your readers and rolls accordingly.

Why don’t more blogs succeed?

by @ 14:16. Filed under The Blog.

John Hawkins has the top 10 reasons. I’ll ignore the fact that I don’t do this for a living (or even any compensation whatsoever; no ads here) and see which ones I definitely fail on a routine basis (do note I’m not talking about Shoebox or the guest-bloggers):

1) They’re just not very good. Damn if John didn’t nail me. Most days, I’ll be the first one to tell you I suck.

2) They don’t cover interesting material. That speaks to the fact that I’m a boring person.

5) They don’t promote their work. That’s a big-ass failing of mine. I almost never send out promotional e-mails, prefering to let the trackbacks do the talking. I just don’t have that huge an ego.

6) They’re not consistent enough. They take days off. Oh, you mean like the break I took between the 28th and the 4th? Somehow, I got Shoebox as a co-blogger to take the pressure off.

I fail most of the rest of them as well. Oh well; it’s a good thing I don’t have a huge ego.

MSNBC drops any pretense!

by @ 13:16. Filed under Miscellaneous, MMSD - The Crap People.

Tucker Carlson has been ousted at MSNBC.  

Tucker was always a bit of an enigma to me.   I  found myself agreeing with him on more issues than not.   He  equally attacked government stupidity whether he found it on the left or the right.      Carlson generally struck me as the only   thinking person on the network.  

In a move that solidifies MSNBC’s position as lead leftest bugle, they’ve  put David Gregory in to replace Carlson.   Gregory’s approach to anything non left  makes  Helen Thomas look alert and curious.

Kentucky RepubicRAT wants no anonymous posting

by @ 12:25. Filed under Politics, The Blog.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because some Kentucky dickweed by the name of Rep. Tim Couch doesn’t like anonymous assholes posting shit on the Intertubes. To quote Ace, where we got this pile of horse maure from, “You Stupid Dick.”

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