No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

by @ 4:25 on June 11, 2008. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This article claims that Roger Clemens and other MLB players take Viagra to enhance their, ah, “game performance!”

No, really, the BALCO folks claim it’s better than other “nutritional” supplements players can take.

So I’ve got a couple of questions (pardon my Al Franken impression):

  • I know it’s strengthens wood but how does it work with Aluminum?
  • Would you need to wear a special cup during the game?
  • What would happen if the team had provocative cheerleaders?  Would the game get called?

The mind reels!

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