This article claims that Roger Clemens and other MLB players take Viagra to enhance their, ah, “game performance!”
No, really, the BALCO folks claim it’s better than other “nutritional” supplements players can take.
So I’ve got a couple of questions (pardon my Al Franken impression):
- I know it’s strengthens wood but how does it work with Aluminum?
- Would you need to wear a special cup during the game?
- What would happen if the team had provocative cheerleaders? Would the game get called?
The mind reels!
