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November 26, 2007

Trent Cave-A-Lott’s final cave

by @ 8:19. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Sean Hackbarth’s birdie told him last night, and everybody else is catching up this morning. The word on the street is Lott is leaving before the end of this year to take advantage of the fact that new prohibitions on the ability of departing Senators to lobby their former colleagues for 2 years after departure don’t take effect until 2008.

Maybe he’ll get the band back together (as JammieWearingFool suggests), or take up baking lessons (after all, Slublog points out he’s asked us to eat cake).

Revisions/extensions (3:46 pm 11/26/2007) – Got a few of them here:
– First things first, that prohibition mentioned above is also in current law; it just is for one year instead of the two it is going to be soon.
– I wonder just how gold-plated Sean’s source is. The Washington Times says that this came from the White House. (H/T – JWF)
– The Washington Post says that the special election will be with all the other ones in 2008 (they earlier speculated that the 90-day rule would have to kick in if Lott left this year), and that the leading candidate for the appointment is Rep. Roger Wicker. MKH touched on the larger money issue already today, so let me continue. The WaPo notes Wicker has $569,000 in the bank, which makes it seem that the reason Lott acolyte Pickering won’t get the nod is the money. Odd thing is, Pickering has $761,000. The only good news is the prohibitive favorite on the Dem end, former AG Mike Moore, will be starting from scratch.

November 24, 2007

It’s all our fault!

by @ 16:20. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Or so say a couple of cosmologists not content to simply blame Gorebal Warming on mankind, but the inevitable collapse of the universe on us as well.

The claim rests on a house of theory cards, starting with the Big Bang theory, continuing through the subsequent theory that the “Bang” was incomplete and left “dark energy”, zipping ahead to 1998 and the application of the quantum Zeno effect, which states that repeated, quick observations of a microscopic object can cause it to stop changing, to the discovery of dark energy, and ending up with postulation that by “resetting the clock” on dark energy, we’ve made it more likely that it, as an unstable system, will fail.

Nice try. The universe, as we know it, will end when God says so, and not a moment earlier or after.

November 22, 2007

NFL Week 12

by @ 9:01. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If at first you don’t succeed at smashing .500 for the year, try, try again…

Green Bay (-4) @ Detroit – History versus numbers; take the numbers.
NY Jets @ Dallas (-14.5) – NBC will regret losing next week’s NFC Championship Preview to the NFL Network.
Indianapolis (-13) @ Atlanta – As bad as Indy’s been, the Dirty Birds are that much worse.
Minnesota (+7) @ NY Giants – Let the usual G-men second-half slide commence!
Denver (+1.5) @ Chicago – You may like, want and get the short one-and-a-half, but you’re not gonna need them. In what should be a theme, take the over-41.
Tennessee (-1.5) @ Cincinnati – Things haven’t yet hit rock-bottom.
Buffalo @ Jacksonville (-8.5) – Losman’s playing? Don’t figure on the Bills scoring a lot.
Oakland @ Kansas City (-6) – The Chiefs are on a kaiser roll.
Houston @ Cleveland (-3.5) – Just take a look at where this game is.
Seattle (-3) @ St. Louis – The Lambs winning ways stop here.
New Orleans @ Carolina (+3) – ST will finally be happy. I gua-roun-tee it.
Washington @ Tampa Bay (-3) – The Bucs D is back.
San Francisco @ Arizona (-10.5) – It’s a good thing bionics isn’t yet illegal in the NFL; otherwise, Warner would still be bagging groceries.
Baltimore (+10) @ San Diego – Remember, it’s NOOOOOOOO!rv Turner’s “offense” that’s giving the long 10.
Philadelphia @ New England (-23) – The good news is there are only 3 more opportunities for Olbermann to snag the Pats. The bad is that means they have 2 more national appearances already guaranteed. Take the over-50.5, and take the Pats to bust that by themselves.
Miami @ Pittsburgh (-16.5) – The only question is, will Ricky come out to get stoned by the Steel Curtain?

Things I’m thankful for

by @ 8:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

– God, for sending his Son Jesus Christ to live the perfect life I can’t, die the death I deserve, and rise again so I may be justified in His sight.
– The blesings that He provides.
– My family (dunno how the grilling’s going to work with the cold wind though).
– The US military, for standing up and defending the greatest country in human history.
– The few politicians willing to say, “No more spending” and “No more taxes”.
– The many more, if still too few, people willing to tell those politicians, “No more.”
– My health.
– High-speed internet (unlike Jim, I don’t quite go all the way back to 300 baud; I got in at 1200, though some boards were still stuck at 300).
– The Packers for proving me wrong.
– The Brewers for one heck of a ride this year (look out in 2008, NL).
– Blogging friends, both those I’ve met and those I haven’t yet.
– Labatt Maximum Ice (7.1% alcohol in a lager has that swing).
– Walleye.
– Too many other things to list.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

November 20, 2007

Pencil-wielding teen 1, would-be kidnappers 0

by @ 12:54. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – MKH)

Reason number one to keep that No. 2 sharp:

TUCKER, Ga. — Quick thinking by a DeKalb County teenager may have saved her life, police said Monday.

Two men tried to kidnap the girl near Tucker Middle School Monday night, police said.

The 14-year-old was on her way home from dance practice when a black van pulled up, and the men tried to grab her, Police said, adding that the girl got away when she stabbed one of the men in the arm with a pencil. The girl was not seriously hurt, police said.

No word on whether it was a wood or mechanical pencil. Each has its advantages in self-defense. Wood pencils can be made extremely sharp, and the wood can leave one heck of a splinter, but they get dull. Mechanical pencils are always sharp, and some of them have metal tips that aid in penetration, but the lead tends to break off if extended too far, and most mechanicals don’t penetrate as deeply as woods.

It also pays to pay attention to one’s surroundings; the story also notes she recognized the van the perps were driving lurking around the middle school a few days prior.

November 19, 2007

Light blogging

by @ 13:08. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m not feeling too great (twisted my ankle on Friday, beginnings of a cold trying to make itself evident), and the leaves in the gutters and the lawn are calling (the weather is the “best” that it’s going to be all week).

I’ve had some problems with bots and botish behavior on the blog all weekend. Sorry about any inconvenience caused by that and my heavy-handed attempts to take care of that.

November 16, 2007

Friday video

by @ 16:48. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s been too long since I’ve done one of these features, but I had figured that you would have HamNation on speed-download by now. However, in case you don’t, mash away for a wicked-good sendup of both “The Office” and Hill’s campaign headquarters.

Shocka! Kyla Ebbert now a Playboy centerfold

by @ 16:42. Filed under Miscellaneous.

James T. Harris breaks the news that one Kyla Ebbert, previously known for revealing travel attire, completed the striptease for Hugh Heffner’s cameras.

The AoS crowd are probably rushing to their bunks.

November 15, 2007

Photoshop of the day

by @ 21:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Courtesy Brian at Liberty Pundit

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I wonder if I should break out my Roasted Paul-Nuts pic. Ah, why not?

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November 14, 2007

The usual performance

by @ 21:10. Filed under Miscellaneous.

There is a reason why, the few times I go to Vegas, I head straight to the sports books. I was the first one out of the hold’em tourney, lasting 1:11. My only highlight was taking the first pot with pocket 7’s.

Oh well, at least the proceeds (after the payouts) go to a good cause.

November 13, 2007

Picture of the day

by @ 18:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Courtesy SeeDubya

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If this place goes dark,…

by @ 5:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

…it will be because I have nothing to say (or am on vacation) and forgot to tell the guest bloggers, not because I’m showing solidarity with some people who refuse to work (H/T – Fred).

That having been said, I don’t know if I have much to say today.

November 12, 2007

Project Valour-IT update

by @ 13:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In case you haven’t noticed the too-low thermometers to your left, the Project Valour-IT fundraising campaign has been extended a day. There hasn’t been an official change to the 6 left-of-center blogs, but F15mech found a pair that he’s included in his personal count – One Utah (Team Army, though the only mention of Valour-IT on the blog is in the comments section of one of the posts) and Information Dissemination (Team Navy/USCG).

I can’t wait for any confirmation for two more left-of-center blogs, so off goes my last $30 $40 (just to make the donations even).

Plans for the week

by @ 13:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Where I’ll be the 24-or-so-hour period between 7 pm Tuesday and whenever the poker tournament ends:

Drinking Right, Tuesday night at 7 pm over at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee).
Center-Right Coalition featuring Grover Norquist, Wednesday morning at 9 am over at the Madison Club (5 E Wilson in Madison).
National Multiple Sclerosis Society Wisconsin Chapter Texas Hold ‘Em Fundraiser, Wednesday night at 7 over at Papa’s. Bring $60 to donate to the MS Society and get there at 6 to get yourself a seat at the table and help out a good cause.

November 10, 2007

Eastbound and down

by @ 10:28. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Since I’m off to the books to put some payola on Bucky +3, this is in all likelyhood it from Vegas. If I don’t decide to airport-blog (and I probably won’t), see you guys late tonight or sometime tomorrow.

November 9, 2007

BlogWorld – quickie wrap-up

by @ 20:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The conferences are done, and all that’s left to do is be a Hun in the sports books and do a little wrap-up. I’m glad I made it out here, even though I haven’t dropped so much as a penny into a machine or onto a table or in a book. Because I spent most of the time in various conferences, and the rest of it trying to keep up with stuff back in Wisconsin (more on why I wasted the lunch hours doing that in a bit), I didn’t get to look through as much of the exhibits as I probably should have. Since it was only two days, I also didn’t get to go through all the conferences I wanted to (I really wanted to get into some of the sports blogging ones). The ones I did do were, to a one, very interesting.

One I originally had on my docket, but changed at the last minute, reportedly provided some serious fireworks. Since I wasn’t there, and there isn’t yet any video I’ve seen (my sources tell me it will be up sometime this weekend), I won’t comment on that except to say that the instigator really should have attended one of the earlier ones, the raising the level of discourse one.

I got to meet some new faces and put some faces to blogs that I read on a regular basis. One of those that fit in the former is John over at Argghhh! (which is now on the blogroll, so you can also consider this a roll bloat post). The guy is just great to listen to and be around. On the faces-to-blogs front, there’s Eric of The Tygrrrr Express, Katie Favazza, Dean Barnett, and a bunch more that I can’t remember at the moment. Good and gracious folks all.

When I saw that Mark Cuban would be the ending keynote speaker, I honestly didn’t know what to think about that. I knew that he’s heavily into tech, and that he is left-of-center, which came down as a big strike after the performance of most of the left-of-center folks in the political conferences. I’ll tell you, he blew me away. The man knows his stuff.

That’s about it in a nutshell. Dunno how long the not-so-reliable connection at the hotel is going to last (that’s about the only complaint I have about that), so I best hit “publish”. The good things are that it’s cheap, clean, close to the convention center (and the monorail), has free wi-fi (even if it is extremely spotty, it’s better than the Rennissaince in DC). Time to catch up one more time on things back in the land of cheese and beer, grab something to eat, and start dropping coin like the typical Vegas tourist.

Random BlogWorld Pajama Party pics/video

by @ 15:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Not-quite-live from last night’s Pajama Party/2007 Weblog Awards ceremony at the Hard Rock Hotel’s The Joint. It’s not a lot, but it’s what I can get up in between sessions:

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Elvis jacket just outside The Joint (that one’s for you, Kevin Fischer)

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Random pic

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Another random party pic

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Mary Katharine Ham winning the 2007 Video of the Year for Sopranos: DC Edition

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What I wanted to drive home (Lamborghini Gallardo; I blame the Heinekens)

Day-early congratulations to Stacy and Joe

by @ 12:57. Filed under Miscellaneous.

David Casper came out of semi-retirement to deliver the good-news update.

November 8, 2007

Live at BlogWorld

by @ 10:46. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Even though BlogWorld and my hotel both have free WiFi, do not expect a liveblog. I’m here to learn how to be a better blogger (as if anything can improve this place :-)

Ah, tahellwitchit; I’m here to raid the sports books. 18-9 in the NFL the last 2 weeks should put the fear of Huns in them.

Run Away

by @ 9:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Once again the Colby team runs up against the Debate teamin Fantasy Football this weekend.

Apparently Steve is so freaked out at my complete dominance over him that he ran away and left me the keys to his blog in complete fear.

I can’t wait for Sunday.

 Oh, and Scott Jensen got a new trial…

Operation Exploitation – LAST CHANCE

by @ 3:15. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. If this were a drill, it would have hit China by now.

The polls close at 4 pm Central today, so the earlier you get your last votes in, the better. Remember, vote for these blogs once every 24 hours per computer or IP address:

Funniest blog – DUmmie FUnnies
Best blog – Michelle Malkin
Best new blog – Jammie Wearing Fool
Best individual blogger – Flip – Suitably Flip
Best comic strip – Day by Day – Chris Muir
Best conservative blog – Sister Toldjah
Best political coverage – The Campaign Spot
Best military blog – Michael Yon Online
Best video blog – HamNation
Video of the year – HamNation – Sopranos DC Edition
Best LGBT blog – Gay Patriot
TTLB Best of the Top 250 – My Pet Jawa (aka The Jawa Report)
TTLB Best of the Top 251-500 – Fausta
TTLB Best of the Top 501-1000 – The American Mind
TTLB Best of the Top 1751-2500 – A Blog For All
TTLB Best of the Top 2501-3500 – Boots and Sabers
TTLB Best of the Top 5001-6750 – Liberty Pundit
TTLB Best of the Top 6751-8500 – Wigderson Library and Pub
TTLB Best of the Rest – Slublog

This has been the Emergency Blogging System. The crazy SOB that founded this blog thanks you for your attention to this matter.

November 7, 2007

DAMMIT! No Season 7 this year

by @ 12:20. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Curt)

At least that’s the “unofficially-official” word. The writer’s strike has allegedly pushed back Season 7 to September and Monday Night Football. I feel like my left arm was just cut to force me to let go of Marwan.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Operation Explotation – Get those votes in early today

by @ 12:14. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The polls are open through sometime 4 pm Central tomorrow, so vote as early as you can today so you can vote one more time tomorrow. Remember, vote for these blogs once every 24 hours per computer or IP address:

Funniest blog – DUmmie FUnnies
Best blog – Michelle Malkin
Best new blog – Jammie Wearing Fool
Best individual blogger – Flip – Suitably Flip
Best comic strip – Day by Day – Chris Muir
Best conservative blog – Sister Toldjah
Best political coverage – The Campaign Spot
Best military blog – Michael Yon Online
Best video blog – HamNation
Video of the year – HamNation – Sopranos DC Edition
Best LGBT blog – Gay Patriot
TTLB Best of the Top 250 – My Pet Jawa (aka The Jawa Report)
TTLB Best of the Top 251-500 – Fausta
TTLB Best of the Top 501-1000 – The American Mind
TTLB Best of the Top 1751-2500 – A Blog For All
TTLB Best of the Top 2501-3500 – Boots and Sabers
TTLB Best of the Top 6751-8500 – Wigderson Library and Pub
TTLB Best of the Rest – Slublog

Revisions/extensions (6:23 am 11/7/2007) – Jim suggested another worthy nominee, Liberty Pundit in the TTLB Best of the Top 5001-6750 category. I wholeheartedly concur.

Revisions/extensions part 2 (12:14 pm 11/7/2007) – While the polls seem to have a lot of problems right now, I was able to confirm the time the polls will close – 4 pm Central tomorrow. I’ve brought this back to the top because of a few additional posts between this morning and now.

Hats off to FranklinNOW.com

by @ 9:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

They’ve progressed well beyond mere blogdom and have become a lively community. Yes, some of the usual suspects there are slightly dysfunctional, but IMHO, that’s what really makes a community (just as long as the dysfunction doesn’t become the community, that is).

It’s a wee bit late for the 2007 Weblog Awards, but I think they could just be nominated for the Best Online Community award in 2008.

November 6, 2007

Catching up on a lost couple days

by @ 23:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Been busy making last-minute preparations for Vegas, but there’s a few things that need to be commented upon:

  • The Milwaukee County Board thinks that not only is county government as a whole entitled to a 3.8% increase in property taxes, but they’re worth $52,704 if they survive 2008. Bravo Sierra, kids.
  • Down go the school referenda. Bravo Zulu, West Bend and Hartford. (for those that can’t tell the difference between Sierra and Zulu, the former stinks)
  • Fred Thompson stomped on the land mine that is the Human Life Amendment. While I appreciate Thompson’s committment to federalism, the fact of the matter is that ship sunk shortly after I was born. There are only two ways to reverse Roe v Wade; hope that 5 Justices don’t believe in precedent for precedent’s sake, or pass a federal Constitutional amendment.
  • So the Paul-nuts raised themselves a pretty penny (actually 420,000,000 of them) yesterday. Go win the Libertarian Party nomination (oops; they’ve been exposed as losers for decades), or try to take over the DhimmiRAT Party as they’re in 100% agreement on your biggest issue (only problem is, Hiliary is still running things, and Fort Marcy Park is looking a little empty).
  • Guess David Obey (Dhimm-No Talk Radio Here part of Wisconsin) has a very odd definition of success. The way I see it, if there are fewer and fewer Islamokazis stepping up to fight for the Worldwide Caliphate, we’re being successful.
  • The TV writers are on strike. The good news; no new Letterman/Leno/et al. The bad; Season 7 of “24” isn’t completely in the can yet. Maybe they should hire the Jack Sack.
  • Speaking of TV, I heard NBC is going Green. They should’ve completed the blackout of the studio, and shut off the mics as well.
  • Gas prices are starting to match the oil futures price. “Thank” you, Plastic Pelosi, for pissing off the Turks, and “thank” you, envirowhackos, for 30 years of nothing positive done on the domestic supply side of the equation. If S(l)ick Willie hadn’t locked up the Utah coal for the Indonesians’ benefit, you’d get lumps of coal to go along with $4/gallon gas this Christmas. That’s right; $4/gallon gas before the end of the year.

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