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The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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April 7, 2008

The Morning Scramble – 4/7/2008

by @ 9:07. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

This one’s a bit late, but I’m a bit on the blue side….

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Krakatoa says, “Vote for Ace, and turn it up to 11.” I wholeheartedly agree, especially since Time doesn’t know there’s other good conservative blogs out there.
Owen goes all philosophical on the state of the Cheddarsphere, and the state isn’t good.
Marcus Aurelius retorts that we’ve never been all that civil. Guess I should’ve tried a bit harder to find a good YouTube version of “Civil War”.
Jim Lynch issued a “Hold muh beer” alert (I miss mhking around both the blogosphere and Free Republic).
Jessica McBride sums up the presstitute template on elections (she ought to know, she teaches journalism at UWM).
Brian Fraley encapsulates the Lefties’ reaction to going 0-4 in the last 4 contested Supreme Court elections.
Kate lists a heap of things she hates, and Trail-Mix jumped in with both feet.
Mondoreb channels Gen. George S. Patton (complete with language, so you might not want to click that in front of your kids or boss).
Jim Hoft questions the Democratic Party of Washington’s patriotism.
Headless Blogger figures out how many pounds of corn it takes to fill the gas tank of a Chevrolet Suburban one time. Hint for those of you who are still around, take your highest guess and triple it.
JammieWearingFool notes the race card isn’t just for the ‘Rats in America.
Billdanielson takes the GOP to task for shifting the rationale for tax-rate cuts from reducing taxes to increasing them.
– Remember when President Bush said we’d turn our enemies against one another? Zip has an exhibit of just that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Drinking Right Warning to issue.

April 5, 2008

Gutterball humor

by @ 11:24. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Mary Katharine Ham tried to match Barack Obama’s 37 yesterday. Did she do it? Click the pic…

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…to find out. I’m shamelessly “borrowing” that from Allahpundit’s screencap, though I guess I could’ve used the one MKH supplied too. Oh, what the heck; I’ll use that to point you to her blog entry about the latest HamNation….

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I guess I should comment on that Obama 37 game. He really should’ve practiced some before bringing the cameras to the alley because having the cameras around for a 37 just made it too easy to make fun of him.

April 4, 2008

Now even the anti-endorsements are getting strange

by @ 8:56. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/Ts – Allahpundit and Matt Lewis)

I’ve chronicled wacky endorsement after wacky endorsement after wacky endorsement in this Presidential election season. Now, we have the wacky unendorsement:

More than 20 leading social conservatives signed an open letter to Senator John McCain expressing their displeasure over the prospect of an "M&M" ticket being pushed by Karl Rove, Sean Hannity and others in the economic wing of the Republican Party.

Among the signers are those, such as Paul Weyrich of the Free Congress Foundation, who once supported Mitt Romney and now publicly regret it.

Strange days indeed.

The Morning Scramble – 4/4/2008

by @ 7:54. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s Opening Day at Miller Park; hooray beer!

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– In case you didn’t have enough reading about the Left’s meltdown after the voters unpacked the Wisconsin Supreme Court, Mark Block notes The Wall Street Journal took it national.
– Speaking of unhinging the Left in the legal election field, Jo Egelhoff says that a difference in the letter behind Wisconsin’s Attorney General makes all the difference. I wonder if the ‘Rats will push for that being appointed-for-life by the governor if both A.G. J.B. Van Hollen and Governor Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) hang onto their seats in 2010.
Uncle Jimbo is having a blast on the National Heroes Tour.
Conservative Belle is hosting “Clash of the Superdelegates”. Did somebody ask for popcorn?
“John Adams” has a unique explanation of why he (at least I presume “John Adams” is a “he”) does not allow comments at Free Whitewater. For those of you not familiar with why I cannot say for certain whether Adams is a man (or if I knew, why I wouldn’t say for certain), Free Whitewater has kicked up enough dirt around Whitewater, Wisconsin, that the city has used some rather dubious tactics in trying to unmask “Mr. Adams” and shut down the blog.
Jib gets to the heart of the problem of the Gorebal Warming acolytes.
See-Dub the Super-Sub asks, “Is it safe?” Take it from a wanderer who turned pro at 8, it’s so safe, you wouldn’t believe it.
Slublog asks, “How do you fit an electric guitar down your pants?”
Alan Steinberg conducts last rites for common sense.
Flip notes all the talking-down of the economy by the LeftStreamMedia. Say, weren’t they busy accusing Bush of talking down the economy in 2000? What’s good for the goose and all….

If I can score some tickets to Opening Day, I’ll be gone. I haven’t been to one of those since the Brewers moved to Miller Park, but before that, I was an Opening Day regular. Hooray stadiums with roofs.

Revisions/extensions (8:01 am 4/4/2008) – I knew I should’ve waited a bit longer; right after hit “Save”, another brilliant 4-Block World post on the recent history of Wisconsin Supreme Court Elections came across the feed reader.

R&E part 2 (8:06 am 4/4/2008) – I really need to refresh the feed reader just before posting this; Shoebox was also all over this.

April 3, 2008

Perhaps this is why Red Fred’s so mad at us meddling voters

by @ 11:55. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

If you’ve read anything this morning, you know that Fred Kessler (D-Milwaukee) is pushing for an effective perpetual appointment of Supreme Court justices, with automatically-renewing 10-year terms unless a supermajority of 21 state Senators vote to revoke the appointment. Now, Dan Bice, late of the Spice Boys but still with the Journal Sentinel, is reporting Red Fred is going to be facing disciplinary charges from the Office of Lawyer Regulation regarding his conduct during his wife’s hotly-contested judicial race in 2004. Bice doesn’t mention it, but if my memory serves, the final arbiter of those disciplinary charges is the same Wisconsin State Supreme Court that the voters just unpacked.

Revisions/extensions (6:20 pm 4/3/2008) – I get (uncredited) results; either Bice or Greg J. Borowski, who posted it on the All Politics blog for Bice, put in a mention that the complaint could well make it to the state Supreme Court.

Photoshop of the day

by @ 11:40. Filed under Politics - National.

Shamelessly swiped from silent E, who swiped it from somebody, who swiped it from somebody, who swiped it from Moonbatologist Claire

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From left to right – Moebama, Shemcain, Larrary.

The gun-grabbers are feeling their oats

by @ 10:54. Filed under Guns, Politics - National.

Amanda Carpenter highlights Barack Obama’s flop back to gun banning….

"I am not in favor of concealed weapons," Obama told the Pittsburgh Tribune. "I think that creates a potential atmosphere where more innocent people could (get shot during) altercations."

No, BHO. Concealed-carry creates a potential atmosphere where innocent people can defend themselves during altercations, with the side benefit of making the criminal lifestyle a bit less appealing.

So, why is BHO going back to his disarmament roots? According to The Washington Times, that’s what the fools in Philly want.

Not quite ready for WordPress 2.5

by @ 8:08. Filed under The Blog.

Since I heard there was a shiny new back-end for WordPress in the new 2.5 version, I decided I would test it out before putting it up.

The good:
– It loads a bit faster than 2.3.3.
– The modified Journalized 2 beta 2 theme (yes, it does need to be modified some to work with 2.3, and I added widgetizing while I was at it) works as well in 2.5 as it does in 2.3.3. Before you ask, no, I won’t be releasing that; it still is Mike Little’s project, and he does have my mods someplace.
– MOST of the plugins I use work without any updates.
– Plugin updates no longer require FTP access; assuming a standard Apache install, you can now install updates directly from the plugin admin page. It should be the same thing for updating WordPress itself.

The bad:
– Those of you using Peter’s Custom Anti-Spam will need to upgrade to 3.0.2.
– The release version of WP-Polls (2.21) is broken. There is a beta version out there that does work with 2.5.
– The new media management feature does not work in IE.

The ugly:
– I hate the new post page; I miss having the options to the right of the post box.

In short, I won’t be migrating to 2.5 just yet.

Oak Creek voting breakdown

by @ 7:42. Filed under Politics - Oak Creek.

Kevin Fischer’s posting of Franklin’s votes in key multi-municipality races info got me to digging for Oak Creek’s breakdown in those races. While the PDF file the city put up is marked unofficial, the link says it is official:

Turnout – 27.49%

Supreme Court: Gableman 3109 (59.93%), Butler 2079 (40.07%)
Eliminate the Frankenveto: Yes 3735 (72.84%), No 1393 (17.16%)
County Executive: Walker 4243 (77.44%), Taylor 1236 (22.56%)
County Supervisor District 9: Cesarz 2238 (52.82%), Balistreri 1999 (47.18%)
Circuit Court District 40: Dallet 2890 (66.85%), Norman 1433 (33.15%)

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 4/3/2008

I doubt I’ll be doing much blogging today because it already is a bad day. Good thing it’s Open Thread Thursday…

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Dagney Taggert is having second thoughts about propping up Hillary. I’m not; the popcorn concessions are through the roof.
Plebian looks into the intelligence level of the average Moronblog.
Fausta asks, “What would ‘Rats do without rats?”
Jim Hoft discovers some Absolut Bravo Sierra. And who said Swedes are neutral?
Just A Grunt notes Boeing is good enough for Iraq. But, but, but I thought Iraq was dysfunctional and Boeing was corrupt.
Charlie Sykes, Dean Mundy, Paul Socha, and Brian Fraley (yes, that’s 4 posts from Brian) all note the temper tantrums from the Left because they couldn’t rig the elections this past Tuesday. It wasn’t for a lack of trying on the Left’s part.

April 2, 2008

When April Fools’ Day and elections collide

by @ 16:58. Filed under Elections.

I guess Clint should have put the April Fools’ disclaimer on his “multiple-voting” post. Kevin Fischer is treating it as though yesterday wasn’t April 1.

Only a liberal would see high prices this way

(H/T – Donna Martinez)

I honestly don’t know where to begin with this New York Times article quoting liberal after Marxist extolling the virtues of unafforable food, so I’ll probably ramble and shamble.

And if American staples like soda, fast-food hamburgers and frozen dinners don’t seem like such a bargain anymore, the American eating public might turn its attention to ingredients like local fruits and vegetables, and milk and meat from animals that eat grass.

More-likely, given the rush to corn-a-hole and bo(v)i(ne)diesel, we’ll turn our attention to imported foods as there won’t be any land available for those boutique foods.

Urging others to eat better (and thus more expensive) food is not elitist, (Alice Walters) said. It is simply a matter of quality versus quantity and encouraging healthier, more satisfying choices. "Make a sacrifice on the cellphone or the third pair of Nike shoes," she said.

Now we get to the nitty-gritty of the Marxist nature of the Food Snobs. It truly is a case of food or lifestyle for them.

"Someone on the margin who says "˜I’m struggling’ would say rising food costs are in no way a positive," said Ephraim Leibtag of the United States Department of Agriculture’s Economic Research Service. Even if the food budget isn’t an issue, there are plenty of people who view low-cost food as a national triumph.

"If you think that mass production and vast distribution predicated on cheap energy is a good system, then the dollar hamburger is a good thing,” Mr. Leibtag said.

I don’t think I’m struggling (neither am I living high on the hog), but rising food costs are in no way a positive because I believe in mass production and vast distribution predicated on cheap energy. With his distain for capitalism, no wonder Mr. Leibtag works for the gubmint.

Although prices for organic groceries are rising at least as fast as their conventional counterparts,….

I find it funny that this was buried on page 2 of the web version, well after the third-paragraph claim that organics weren’t going up in price.

Craps channels your average Scooby Doo crook

by @ 15:54. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

Or am I just imagining things when I think of that when I see Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) uttered this after us meddling voters undid his packing of the state Supreme Court – "It is a tragedy that such a fine judge and good human being was trashed during the campaign. Justice Butler has served with distinction and honor on the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and I thank him for his fairness, his sense of justice and his lifelong commitment to public service."

No, it’s not a tragedy. It’s a sign of sanity.

Fraley the Magnificent strikes again

by @ 9:12. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

Yes, he called it. The moonbat half of the Cheddarsphere is acting like there’s a full moon and they’re fresh out of blood.

I’ll get the popcorn.

The Morning Scramble – 4/2/2008

by @ 8:16. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

This one’s dedicated to Justice-elect Mike Gableman, Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker, Milwaukee County Supervisor Paul Cesarz, and Alderwoman-elect Kathy Carpenter…

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Tom McMahon distills judicial campaigns to 4 blocks.
Brian Fraley peers into the Left’s fax machine for their post-election blues meme.
– Morons who missed Ace on C-SPAN accepting the Blogger of the Year award rejoice; Vinnie scored him for The Jawa Report: Radio Edition.
Gaius exposes the rank hypocrisy of the Left on human rights.
– Speaking of hypocrisy; Sister Toldjah tells us what we already know about Ted “Swimmer” Kennedy and the environment and adds some more.
– Hypocrisy is running amok; Scott at Flopping Aces exposes Obama’s oil-donation problem.
Mark McNally uncovered what Obama’s Secret Service nickname is. It fits.
– It definitely fits better than the Obama Mortal Kombat videos out there. However, Doc has some wicked-good fan art of Baraka Obama.
– I hope you didn’t have your breakfast yet; Jim Lynch has the scary Photoshop of the day (and since it’s Hillary’s head on Rocky’s shirtless body, it may or may not be safe for work).
– Speaking of stomach-turning images, Charlie Sykes says those with weak stomachs and any love for America should not watch Hamas TV.
William Teach reports Elizabeth Edwards wants to be included in her husband’s Other America when it comes to goverment-funded health care.
Elliot answers what taxes are for.
– Too bad Asian Badger didn’t win his write-in campaign for the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals seat; he has typical Asian Badger humor commercial pilot sense in his vote summary.
– Paging the gang at B4B; Jim Geraghty scooped you guys on the latest McCain/”24″ news.
– Cover your ears; Dan notes the New Kids on the Block are making a comeback.
– I should’ve had this yesterday, but I was late and ran out of time. Christian Schneider cheers “negativity”.

Revisions/extensions (9:33 am 4/2/2008) – John also entered the Hillarocky Photoshop sweepstakes.

Spring election instant react

I know a few of you were keeping an eye on the live thread, and I have to thank Pete, Coop and Dad29 for helping me out with the results. I really should be sleeping, but there’s a couple of random thoughts I still need to do:

– Be afraid, Doyle. Be very afraid. An 18-point win for Scott Walker does not bode well for your chances in 2010, stacked Government Accountability Board or not.
– That having been said, other than Walker, Paul Cesarz, Mark Borowski, and Joe Rice (who did not have an opponent), the tax revolt is dead in Milwaukee, Waukesha and Racine Counties. $400,000 for a shed? Why not? $9 million in borrowing for maintenance? Go right ahead. $12 million for a Taj Mahal fire station? You betcha. $66 million for a makeover? Hey, at least it’s not $110 million. You wasted the breathing room we gave you last time? Go ahead, here’s some more.
– Fortunately, it spread further out. Attempts to jack taxes in Germantown, Hartford and Jefferson got shot down.
– Sanity will soon return to the state Supreme Court. Dickie Scruggs’ friends had best find a new state to try to pillage. The bad news; Doyle gets to choose the next judge of Burnett County.
– On the other hand, the same voters who delivered the margin of victory for Justice-elect Gableman decided that in the battle of stinky and extra-smelly, they would take extra-smelly.
– Bold prediction of 2008: there will be a lot of 3-3 ties broken by Hizzoner here in Oak Creek.
– Finally, a blogger makes good on an election. Congratulations, Kathy.
– I hope the guards at the jail Michael McGee-Jackson Jr is at took away his shoelaces; his world is crashing in on him.

April 1, 2008

Wisconsin spring general election live thread

Welcome to the NRE Wisconsin spring general election live thread, covering the non-partisan portion of the 2008 elections. The elections I’m keeping an eye on:

– Wisconsin State Supreme Court – Louis Butler (inc.) vs Michael Gableman
– State constitutional amendment limiting the governor’s use of the line-item veto
– Milwaukee County Executive – Scott Walker (inc.) vs Lena Taylor
– Milwaukee County Board – various races including the 9th
– Jailbird Milwaukee Alderman Michael McGee’s re-election bid
– Kenosha’s 5th Aldermanic race with Kathy Carpenter
– Racine County’s 3rd Supervisory race with Lou D’Abbraccio

The (late) Morning Scramble – 4/1/2008

by @ 10:50. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

No foolin’, it’s time to vote here in the land of brats and beer (for Judge Mike Gableman, Yes on the state constitutional amendment, Scott Walker, Paul Cesarz, Kathy Carpenter, Lou D’Abbraccio, no on any spending referendum, and your favorite conservative candidate)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACrmwTsi08[/youtube]

– Because it is April 1, Brian Fraley gets into the spirit of things.
– If only Congress were kidding; Mary Katharine Ham notes they’re calling “Big Oil” on the carpet again.
The Asian Badger continues to ignore Algore Goracle. Good call.
S Weasel laughs at Islamic Rage Boy.
Dave Bauer gets a weak gastrointestinal system in this week’s Blogs4Bauer Writers’ Strike Substitute episode.

Sorry it’s a short, late list today; I’ve been busy doing surgery on Kate’s site trying to diagnose why the archives weren’t exactly available, which included putting 2.5 on and back off (the latter was not fun). That turned out to be a plugin meant to make certain posts sticky that is only WP 2.0.x compliant, which I eventually replaced with one that works in 2.3.3. Let’s just say I won’t be doing 2.5 this week.

Side note; I will be live-blogging the results tonight. I’ll be here about 7:45 for the party.

March 31, 2008

The Morning Scramble – 3/31/2008

by @ 7:08. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

The Winter That Won’t Die™ is being dealt the death blow today. Unfortunately, it’s not sun that’s dealing it…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7YgP_383wM[/youtube]

– Gabriel Malor is all doom and gloom.
Bill Quick channels the infamous Lazamataz after he read a “study” saying cell phones are deadlier than smoking or asbestos.
Jim Lynch has a caption contest going on Barack Obama’s “bowling”, while doubleplusundead has the gory details on how it is like his chances in Pennsylvania.
Owen goes into the Howard Dean memory hole.
William Smith, the Liberty Brian and CDR Salamander are back in the saddle again.
Conservative Belle notes the nannies are no longer satisfied with seizing real guns.
Headless Blogger has the next no-drill zone for the envirowhackos; North Dakota.
Jessica McBride has the salient question in former Milwaukee police chief Nannette Hegarty’s discrimination claim.
Carol Platt Liebau has two very different reasons why the Goracle isn’t stepping in to save the Dems from themselves. I hope it’s the latter reason; there’s nothing quite like making the two largest constituencies mad.

March 30, 2008

Which #1 will drop first – reloaded

by @ 18:47. Filed under Sports.

I haven’t checked my bracket since Davidson shot it full of lead on Friday, but this tournament has made history, as all the #1s have made it to the Final Four. Unfortunately for those of you who took Kansas or North Carolina to be the first #1 out, that game will be the nightcap on Saturday. Those of you who took Memphis or UCLA, or haven’t voted yet, you’re in luck.

March 28, 2008

Roughly half of the olbroad/silent E family of sites is moved to a faster server (make that most)

by @ 19:06. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If you’re loading silent E speaks a bit faster than you have the last several days, that means your ISP has made an update to its DNS to point to the new BlueHost server I spent the afternoon configuring. If not, be patient; it takes a while for DNSes to update.

I do have the files moved over for An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings as well, but I don’t have the DNS change request in yet. By the end of the weekend, you should be seeing both sites as well as Wales Wisconsin loading significantly faster if all goes well.

Revisions/extensions (8:48 pm 3/28/2008) – Kate’s moved. You don’t necessarily have to update your rolls, readers, and links to take out the /WordPress, but if you don’t see any new posts in your readers by this time tomrorow, please fix your link for her feed to http://olbroad.com/feed.

Things will look just a bit different for a bit

by @ 12:31. Filed under The Blog.

I’m trying to troubleshoot why I can’t quite get silent E’s move right, so I need to change the template for a few minutes.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Revisions/extensions (12:36 pm 3/28/2008) – Back to normal here.

Response to RNC Chair Mike Duncan

by @ 11:11. Filed under Politics - National.

As I noted on this morning’s edition of The Morning Scramble, John Hawkins asked RNC Chair Mike Duncan about those conservatives who might sit out in November (Hawkins’ question in bold, Duncan’s answer in normal type):

Here’s an argument that I don’t agree with, but that I hear a lot: it goes something like this, “The GOP is doing a poor job of representing conservatives. So, what we need to do is deliberately lose in 2008 and then, after a few years of Hillary or Barack in charge, America will be sick of the Left, the GOP will be serious about conservative principles again, and the Party will come back stronger than ever and more representative of conservative views.” Again, I don’t agree with that, but I hear it a lot. What do you say to that?

Well, that is a fallacious argument. It’s also dangerous and let me paint a picture of why. Taken to the extreme, that would return us to 1964 when the Democrats controlled the government entirely.

Look at all the programs that were introduced during that period of time that we’ve had trouble managing, that were are expensive, that have caused us to raise taxes.

So, I think if people sit down and think about turning the entire government over to the Democrats and what that would do to them individually — it would take money away from their families, take jobs away from small businesses, and I think it would be disastrous for our economy. That would be a nightmare in my estimation.

I am not a Party guy, so I’m not overly-wedded to voting for the person with an “R” behind his or her name no matter what. At the same time, I recognize that this is a two-party country, and while the Republican Party mostly tolerates conservatives even as certain elements including its last few standard-bearers stabbed us in the back, the Democratic Party has no desire for anything approaching conservatism.

I also recognize that while conservatism is still the most-popular philosophy in America, it is shared by neither the majority of Americans nor the majority of those who care enough to vote. Indeed, the liberals’ two-pronged strategy of driving people out of the political arena and creating a sufficient number of teat-suckers wholly dependent on government has pretty much borne its fruit.

I personally believe it’s now or never for conservatives in the GOP. I say that knowing we’ve already lost the executive on paper, and knowing the NRCC and NRSC will do everything in its power to save the liberal incumbents. There is a reason I didn’t use “Democrats” in the previous paragraph; it’s a bipartisan rush to liberalism among those in government. Indeed, I’ve called them the bipartisan Party-In-Government.

I note that Duncan brought up the aftermath of 1964. It would have made a bigger impact on me had the out-of-control spending on items the federal government has no business spending a penny on, like health care and education, not repeated itself the last 6 years, mostly under effective Republican control. It would have made a bigger impact on me had the tax rate cuts reduced the government’s take of the economy instead of increased it; indeed, those cuts were sold as not reducing the government’s take.

The only reason I am willing to try one last attempt to turn the GOP to the right is I don’t believe the Democrats will make the same mistake they did in the 1820s and 1850s and allow another party to rise up to challenge it on anything beyond the local level.

The Morning Scramble – 3/28/2008

by @ 9:01. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I have to thank Ed Driscoll for picking today’s music to surf by….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvvUmjTJvs[/youtube]

Random10 gives some love to the winningest driver in racing history.
Doubleplusundead says, “Hawks have to eat too, even if it’s ankle-yappers.”
Kate is so mad at StartLogic for slow site loads and less-than-responsive customer service, she’ll be moving the Ol’ Broad family of blogs (An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings, silent E speaks, and Wales Wisconsin) off their servers soon. Disclosure, I’ve been trying to get things sped up for them without a lot of success; neither an optimization and repair of the various databases involved nor a significant reduction in the calls to the PHP engine have worked (though I did manage to hack the Silent One’s “non-WP-2.2/2.3-compatible” theme enough to get his local blogroll back with 2.3.3 and get Kate’s blog so that errors aren’t showing up if one goes straight to olbroad.com instead of throwing in the WordPress subdirectory).
Uncle Jimbo heaps praise after praise on Missouri for the VIP treatment of the National Heroes Tour.
– Staying with UJ, he reminds us that, while wars continue until one side or the other suffers enough that the survivors would rather accept surrender than fight, lasting peace comes from convincing the children and grandchildren of those survivors the victors are not the enemy.
John Hawkins and RNC Chair Mike Duncan discuss why conservatives shouldn’t sit out this election. I’ll probably have some further thoughts on that in a bit.
Charlie Sykes cheers the Scorched Earth policy from our gal (of the spring, that is) Hill. Let there be chaos in Denver.
Kathy Carpenter is shocked, SHOCKED WEAC (for those of you out of state, that’s the dominant public teachers’ union here in the land of cheese and beer) would mislead.
– A pair of Patricks (BadgerBlogger and McIlheran) take whacks at State Sen. (and Milwaukee County Executive candidate) Lena Taylor’s (D-Milw.) last gasp sliming of current County Executive Scott Walker. Before you question why I put the “D” behind Taylor’s name and didn’t put an “R” behind Walker’s (he was a Republican Assemblyman before becoming County Executive), the office of County Executive is nonpartisan, while the office Taylor currently holds is partisan.
– Holes in Apple’s armor, part 1 – E.M. Zanotti had her laptop die on her, then discovered Apple’s less-than-customer-friendly return policy.
– Holes in Apple’s armor, part 2 – Gaius reports it took a skilled Apple hacker all of 2 minutes of phishing to crush the Mac’s vaunted security and make it a zombie.
– Disgruntled Truck Triver delivers a trio of toons.
JihadGene channels Kim Jong-Il busting out the tunes while launching rockets.
Gateway Pundit notes Iranian-born Eshan Jami will really push the envelope with the jihadis (and just about everybody else).
Wyatt Earp asks, “Who’s to blame when kids curse?” I would put a content warning on this particular link, but because there are multiple creative uses of characters, I’ll simply slap a PG rating on it.

Revisions/extensions (9:28 am 3/28/2008) – I usually don’t point back to here because, well, you’re here, but for those of you who somehow missed the post below this one, Shoebox explains “subprime” to those of us who didn’t know just how sub it really was. That includes the dolts that gave 75% of those loans a AAA rating.

Bracketology on life support

by @ 7:12. Filed under Sports.

Thanks to a choke job by Bruce Pearl, I finally lost my first Final Four team last night (I usually lose the first one on the way into the Sweet Sixteen). That really put a hit on my bracket, which now has more holes than horse-trader’s mule. The good news is, if Wisconsin beats them all, I’ll beat all the Morons. The not-so-good is I’ll still need help to beat the Bar.

Those of you who took North Carolina or UCLA to be the first #1 out, start praying that Kansas and Memphis don’t choke. If you didn’t vote, Kansas is scheduled to tip first tonight at 8:40 pm, followed by Memphis scheduled at 8:57 pm. Tomorrow, UCLA opens it up at 5:40 pm, followed by North Carolina at 8:05 pm. Word to the wise; if you think we’ll have an all-#1 Final Four, wait until we know which two teams go first. Of course, if we don’t, you’re out of luck.

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