No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

The Morning Scramble (Part 1) – 3/9/2009

by @ 11:27 on March 9, 2009. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I figure today needs an epic…

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What’s better than an epic multi-part Scramble?

  • Ace is tired of playing the ObamiNation Blame Each Other game.
  • Patrick Ruffini is as well.
  • The Lady Logician issued a challenge to the troika atop the GOP – listen.
  • Lex isn’t exactly optimistic about the near-future. He does a better job of putting those thoughts onto the keyboard than I can.
  • Steve Burri proves that the only change in Leftist orthodoxy is a letter.
  • Buyers’ Remorse Watch, Part I – Zip inducts Jeremiah Wright into the Wall of Shame for decrying President Obama as just another politician.
  • Buyers’ Remorse Watch, Part II – Mary Katharine Ham inducts the Washington Post for their three-part lament. I believe her assessment of “(o)uch, ouch and ouch” sums it up quite nicely.
  • Buyers’ Remorse Watch, Part III – Slublog inducts Christopher Buckley in for his late recognition that Obama is a Stalinist.
  • Jim Hoft wants Obama to wear that label proudly rather than snarl at those that see Che Obama for who he is.
  • John Ray explains why Obama is a Stalinist.
  • Randy Fardal links the recent bouts of buyers’ remorse to Yul Brynner’s “don’t smoke like I did, dummy” message from the grave. I like the warning Randy came up with – “Experts have determined that supporting Obama may be hazardous to your financial health and individual freedom. (also may cause fetal injury)
  • Expiration Dates, Part I – Jim Geraghty caught Obama planning to loan $1 trillion (that’s “T” for “terrible”) to hedge funds a week after saying that not one thin red dime would go to them.
  • Expiration Dates, Part II – Jim also spotted optimism in the wheel wells of the ObamiNation Express.
  • Expiration Dates, Part III – ColoradoPatriot gives two cheers for Obama’s change of heart on court-ordered disclosure of surveilance programs. The Kossacks are deeply saddened (or is it soddened?).
  • John Hawkins updated some Obama posters. Yes, we are back in the late ’70s…

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU[/youtube]

  • Liz Mair explains why the Obama snubs of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown (that’s right; the Gift Gaffe wasn’t the only, or even most-serious one) matter.
  • Dan Riehl explores the onset of Sudden Tiredness Syndrome, which is the official excuse of the aforementioned snubs.
  • Chris from Racine found a more-likely reason – narcissism. While I have your attention, she is taking over An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings from the semi-retiring Kate.
  • B.C. has the Photoshop of the Day™…

  • Flip is shocked, SHOCKED that Obama doesn’t read blogs. And here I was hoping that he’d be visitor number 100,000 </sarcasm>
  • Jim Hoft found that while Obama doesn’t troll blogs, his minions are busy scrubbing Wikipedia of any criticism. Just file that as Exhibit #342,234 in the Obama = Stalinist case.
  • Speaking of Dear Leaders, Doug Mataconis is somewhat relieved that the original Dear Leader “won re-election” with “100%” of the vote. I will force you over there to find out why.

Part two will be up shortly. I hope you left room for dessert.

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