No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for September, 2008

September 9, 2008

Yes, Week 1 was weak as usual

by @ 16:48. Filed under Sports.

Did I mention that the hardest week in the NFL season to predict is the first? Let’s go over the carnage.

Washington 7 @ NY Giants 16 (-4.5) – That’s how to start the season. Time to break out the old pre-Alvarez Badger chant – I WON FIRST!
Cincinnati 10 (-2) @ Baltimore 17 – Also not recommended; QBs with broken noses.
NY Jets 20 (-3) @ Miami 14 – Please welcome your division-leading New York Bretts.
Kansas City 10 @ New England 17 (-17-LOSS) – Welcome to Super Loser Curse, Brady.
Houston 17 (+6.5) @ Pittsburgh 38 – Ow; my knee! I’m sending the bill to Gary Kubiak for being stupid and having no defense.
Jacksonville 10 (-3) @ Tennesse 17 – Yep; it’s hurting a lot. At least Guido’s working over the same knees Knock-Knees Tony did for the playoffs.
Detroit 21 (-3) @ Atlanta 34 – How bad are Duh Lions? Fox announcers are already calling for heads to roll. At least I got the over right to salvage a split.
Seattle 10 (+1) @ Buffalo 34 – The Seahags looked like The Walrus retired a year early.
Tampa Bay 20 @ New Orleans 24 (-3.5) – It’s all about the turnovers creating emotion.
St. Louis 3 (+7.5) @ Philadelphia 38 – Mental note; see if the Eagles’ defense is still available in my fantasy leagues.
Dallas 28 (-6) @ Cleveland 10 – Wiggy and Owen are quite happy with this result.
Carolina 26 (+9) @ San Diego 24 – I had the right state for the barking dog, just the wrong town.
Arizona 23 @ San Francisco 13 (+2.5) – Turnovers kill.
Chicago 29 @ Indianapolis 13 (-10) – Yep; it was over at halftime. Only thing is, that Bears’ D still has bite.
Minnesota 19 (+2) @ Green Bay 24 – At least I told you to not take the Aaron Rodgers Won’t Make It Through Game 1 prop bet.
Denver 41 (-3) @ Oakland 14 – How bad was this week? I whiffed on the JaMarcus Russel INT total.

Owie-stingie. 6-10 ATS, 8-8 straight-up, 1-1 over/unders leave Guido hunting my sorry ass down. Worse, I owe Uncle Fred because dumbshit me took the donkey with a broken nose instead of the Ragin’ Cajun who pulled off the Upset of the Week™.

Crap, Crap, Crap!

by @ 5:25. Filed under Global "Warming".

Those are the words heard echoing from the ever increasing carbon footprint abode that Al, the inventor of the Internet, Gore resides in.   Why the outburst?   Well, Al had just seen the top headlines on Newsmax.com which included:
Global Warming’s Kaput; 2008 Coolest in 5 Years
and

 

and

Arctic Sees Massive Gain in Ice Coverage

While Al may cling to information like this:

Added to his assertion was the WMO revelation that the first half of 2008 was the coolest for at least five years and that the rest of the year almost will certainly be cooler than recent years, although temperatures remain above the historical average.

This leaves him crying about lost residuals from “An Inconvenient Truth,”

"The average of the four main temperature measuring methods is slightly cooler since 2002 [except for a brief el Niño interruption] and record breaking cooling this winter. The argument that this is too short a time period to be meaningful would be valid were it not for the fact that this cooling exactly fits the pattern of timing of warm/cool cycles over the past 400 years," Easterbrook wrote on March 1.

(emphasis mine)

Looks like Al’s income may be flattening or hopefully, decreasing in the coming years. Poor Al will be relegated may be relegated to flying commercial!

September 8, 2008

Clear the decks – DR is tomorrow

by @ 15:36. Filed under Miscellaneous.

That’s right; the second Tuesday of the month is almost upon us. That means one thing; Drinking Right over at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee) at 7 pm.

Come on in and see what happens when Fred’s fantasy team finally fails him.

The Morning Scramble – 9/8/2008

by @ 12:01. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It wasn’t a good sports Sunday (Brewers got crushed, my picks against the line got crushed, and the late games crushed my straight-up picks). Throw in a chilly, cloudy and now rainy morning, and it’s a blue day at the bunker.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUkFy1Xx6hc[/youtube]

  • Bull Dog Pundit has the extended transcript of Barack Hussein Obama II’s latest religious gaffe as former Bill Clinton aide George Stephanopolous wasn’t buying some serious whining from Obama.
  • Shoebox found the responsibilities of a Community Organizer, Chicago Division. I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find that they’re bailing crooks out of jail and helping illegal aliens scam the welfare state.
  • Ed Morrissey caught Obama admitting his tax hikes are bad for the economy. Then again, I doubt he cares, as his overriding tax message is, “Soak the rich”, and his economic guru, Warren Buffet, wants the GDP to grow only 1% annually.
  • Charles Henrickson found the DUmmies in full panic mode and suggesting the contemporaneous-challenged Obama go to Alaska for a no-script townhall meeting. PLEASE!
  • Why are they panicking? The Wide White Joey tracks the McCain/Palin bounce. Oh yeah; that USA Today poll lead goes to 10 once only likely voters are counted.
  • Dad29 and Jim Hoft smack Joe Biden around on his inconsistencies on abortion.
  • Gawfer reminds the ‘Rats who threw out the flags after the cameras were turned of flag protocol.
  • More follies caught by Ed Morrissey – he caught David Axelrod admitting that the ‘Rat definition of “bipartisanship” is “doing what the ‘Rats want”. Three phonetic letters will server as the substitue for my reaction to that definition – Foxtrot Tango Sierra.
  • Heather Radish found backlash against the LeftStreamMedia in Cedarburg Friday. It was long overdue.
  • Lawhawk found the Gorebal “Warming” acolytes advocating mandating their vegan diet on everybody.
  • Owen delivers the two-letter answer. Since this is a Moronblog, I need to append an expletive on that – HELL NO!
  • Dad29 delivers a message to the captain of the HMS Goretanic.
  • Ace broke out the ever-funny headline for the now-reported likely death of Grade A Traitor Islamokazi Adam Gadahn. Since it’s Ace, and we Morons are in full attendance at the wake party, do use discretion on joining in (i.e. make sure the boss joins in as well).
  • Bull Dog Pundit sounds the bail-out alarm for the Big 3 automakers. We did bail out Chrysler once already.
  • Eddiebear discovered a potential new drink of the Moronosphere – bacon-flavored vodka.

Fortunately, Fred has a reason to not be so glum about tomorrow (at least if the Packers’ D and Darren McFadden come through for me and Greg Jennings doesn’t for him).

Is It Wrong If I Say It’s Right?

by @ 5:22. Filed under Politics - National.

A key issue in this campaign has been whether Barack Obama has the experience to make  significant decisions.   We’ve seen partial answers to that question and they’ve not instilled confidence.  

In his response(s) to the Russian invasion of Georgia, we saw Barack’s ability to adapt to new situations.   Unfortunately his adapting came after his initial response to the invasion was horribly botched.

We’ve also seen Barack’s capability to be open and flexible in decisions making.   In Obama’s position on:

  1. The immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq.
  2. Accepting public financing
  3. Handgun Bans
  4. Immunity for Telecom Companies
  5. Meeting with the leaders of terrorist nations with no preconditions

and most importantly, his desire to debate John McCain “anytime, anywhere,” we’ve seen Barack change his mind once he found that his earlier position was not politically  expedient.

Finally, we’ve seen Barack recognize the limits of his own  knowledge when at the Saddleback debate, in response to one of the most important questions politically and theologically, Barack Obama said  it was “above my paygrade” to determine when life began.

Today, in an interview with ABC’s “Thisweek,” Barack Obama gave his  “final answer”  on whether he is ready to make key decisions.   In a discussion about his tax policy and how/if he may alter it if the economy is weak, Barack said:

“Even if we’re still in a recession, I’m going to go through with my tax cuts,” Obama said. “That’s my priority.”

Whe further asked:

What about increasing taxes on the wealthy?

Obama replied:

“I think we’ve got to take a look and see where the economy is. I mean, the economy is weak right now,” Obama said on “This Week” on ABC. “The news with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, I think, along with the unemployment numbers, indicates that we’re fragile.”

With his first statement, Obama shows that he recognizes the importance of lower taxes.   He tacitly admits that leaving money in family’s pocket books, rather than the government’s, is the right answer.   Yeah for Barack!   In his second statement, Barack confirms his inability to lead.  

In his second statement, Barack confirms for us that the economy benefits from lower taxes even on those he considers “rich.”   Why else would he hold imposing his taxes increase?   They’re rich after all.   Whether the economy is doing well or poorly doesn’t affect their “richness.”   If they are by definition “rich” imposing additional taxes on them will do no more harm to them in a poor economy than in a good one.   In fact, those who are “rich” tend to do better in poor economies because arguably, they are in a better position than others, to invest in assets that have depressed pricing.   No, what Barack isn’t telling you, but what is inherent in his answer is that increasing taxes on the rich, has a negative impact on the economy.   Barack doesn’t want to stomp out additional economic embers in a lackluster economy.   He only wants to do it when the economy is good.

In this last answer we find the absolute worst kind of decision making by a leader; knowingly making the wrong and harmful decision because it is politically popular. That kind of decision is summed up musically in the following video:

Perhaps Barack Obama has a future doing the remake: “If taxing you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”

September 6, 2008

McCain, Obama to jointly visit Ground Zero 9/11

by @ 17:28. Filed under War on Terror.

The Wall Street Journal’s Washington Wire reports that Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama, the Republican and Democratic Presidential nominees (respectively), will be making a joint visit to the World Trade Center site on September 11. They issued a historic joint statement regarding that:

On September 11, 2008, we will join together to mark the seventh anniversary of the 9/11 attacks at Ground Zero.

All of us came together on 9/11 — not as Democrats or Republicans — but as Americans. In smoke-filled corridors and on the steps of the Capitol; at blood banks and at vigils — we were united as one American family. On Thursday, we will put aside politics and come together to renew that unity, to honor the memory of each and every American who died, and to grieve with the families and friends who lost loved ones. We will also give thanks for the firefighters, police, and emergency responders who set a heroic example of selfless service, and for the men and women who serve today in defense of the freedom and security that came under attack in New York City, at the Pentagon, and in Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

Never Forget!

September 5, 2008

Apparently They Do Have Responsibilities

by @ 9:32. Filed under Miscellaneous.

“Community Organizer” has become a running joke in this campaign.   Sarah Palin compared her role as Mayor to Barack Obama’s time as a community organizer by saying, “Being a Mayor is a lot like a community organizer, except it has responsibilities.

Today’s Investor Business Daily gives a detailed look at what being a “community organizer” is in Barack Obama’s world.  

YOU NEED TO READ THIS ARTICLE!
A description of what community organizing looks like in Barack Obama’s world

“Our alumni are more than twice as likely as 18-34 year olds to . . . engage in protest activities,” Public Allies boasts in a document found with its tax filings. It has already deployed an army of 2,200 community organizers like Obama to agitate for “justice” and “equality” in his hometown of Chicago and other U.S. cities, including Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Milwaukee, New York, Phoenix, Pittsburgh and Washington. “I get to practice being an activist,” and get paid for it, gushed Cincinnati recruit Amy Vincent.

and

When they’re not protesting, they’re staffing AIDS clinics, handing out condoms, bailing criminals out of jail and helping illegal aliens and the homeless obtain food stamps and other welfare.

The kicker?

Barack Obama was a founding member of the board of Public Allies in 1992, resigning before his wife became executive director of the Chicago chapter of Public Allies in 1993. Obama plans to use the nonprofit group, which he features on his campaign Web site, as the model for a national service corps. He calls his Orwellian program, “Universal Voluntary Public Service.”

What are the principles of this organization you ask?

Not all the recruits appreciate the PC indoctrination. “It was too touchy-feely,” said Nelly Nieblas, 29, of the 2005 Los Angeles class. “It’s a lot of talk about race, a lot of talk about sexism, a lot of talk about homophobia, talk about -isms and phobias.”

One of those -isms is “heterosexism,” which a Public Allies training seminar in Chicago describes as a negative byproduct of “capitalism, white supremacy, patriarchy and male-dominated privilege.”

(emphasis mine)

Does anyone have any remaining doubts whether Michelle’s statement that America is “down right mean country” was a slip of her tongue or a foundational belief?

If you had any doubts about the danger that Barack Obama is to this country, read the article. Your doubts will fade.

Talking to Four Year Olds – Tax Edition

by @ 5:40. Filed under Taxes.

To hear Barack Obama tell it, his tax plan is one of “fairness” while John McCain’s gives “tax breaks to the wealthy.”   Obama wants to give tax cuts to the “middle class” and “tax the wealthiest 1%.”  

Obama’s words have a great populist sound to them.   Why is taxing the wealthy to pay for cuts for the less wealthy the morally wrong thing to do?

Let’s talk to our four year old.

Let’s imagine you found a wallet that contained $500.   How would you handle that $500?

If you were Barack Obama, you would take that $500, give it to a group you thought was needy and take the credit for the $500 contribution.

If you were John McCain, you would search the wallet, find the owner and return the $500 to the rightful owner.

From Webster:

Confer – to bestow upon as a gift, favor, honor

Barack Obama prefers to confer tax benefits on those he deems worthy.   John McCain will return the money to the rightful owners.

Simple, even for a four year old!

September 4, 2008

RNC/NFL live-blog – WAS/NYG, T-Paw, Johnny Mac

by @ 18:25. Filed under Politics - National, Sports.

Here we go again. For those of you who don’t feel like sacrificing the big screen, Ustream’s carrying the St. Paul stuff

2008 NFL – Week 1

by @ 17:13. Filed under Sports.

Friends, Degenerates, Countrymen – get out those wallets! The hardest week of the easiest money (or at least broken bones) you’ll ever earn is upon us. Since I managed to off Knock-Knees Tony after a disastrous post-season, I’m back for another season of fun and mayhem to defend my 123-120-13 regular-season record ATS and 20-13-1 performance on the over/unders. As always, the lines are provided by our friends at Bodog, the team I’m taking will have the line next to it, and I will disavow any knowledge of you should you use these picks (especially my 2-a-week over/unders).

Washington @ NY Giants (-4.5) – Jim Zorn has a better chance against the G-Men than Jason Campbell.
Cincinnati (-2) @ Baltimore – Rookie QBs are not recommended.
NY Jets (-3) @ Miami – Dare I say it? DARE I SAY IT? Not yet.
Kansas City @ New England (-17; currently off Bodog’s board) – Welcome to Mismatch Central. Don’t worry about the “injured” right foot on Brady.
Houston (+6.5) @ Pittsburgh – Let there be HITS! Take the under-43 to give The Man a feel for this game.
Jacksonville (-3) @ Tennesse – This won’t hurt a bit; it’s going to hurt a lot.
Detroit (-3) @ Atlanta – If you’re looking for defense, this isn’t the game for you. I know we have another rookie QB, but take the over-41 in the Mistake of the Week™.
Seattle (+1) @ Buffalo – It’s too early in the season for Holmgren to start losing.
Tampa Bay @ New Orleans (-3.5) – This early in the season, it’s all about the emotion.
St. Louis (+7.5) @ Philadelphia – The Rams are too healthy to be giving up this many points.
Dallas (-6) @ Cleveland – I’m trying so hard to avoid “Matrix” references.
Carolina (+9) @ San Diego – If I were convinced the Chargers’ Big 3 were 100%, I’d gladly give the points.
Arizona @ San Francisco (+2.5) – It’s a Dog Day Afternoon and Kurt Warner’s wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Chicago @ Indianapolis (-10) – It doesn’t matter whether it’s Orton or Grossman at QB; this one will be over by halftime.
Minnesota (+2) @ Green Bay – I know it’s real tempting to take the prop bet that Aaron Rodgers won’t finish this game. DON’T DO IT!
Denver (-3) @ Oakland – Over/under on the number of Bronco picks of Russell – 2.5. Take the over.

NFL Predictions (WSB edition)

by @ 11:19. Filed under Sports.

Asok opened up the season prediction pool over at The Wisconsin Sports Bar. Since I still have a key there, I’ll repost my no-study predictions for the season here:

NFC North
Minnesota (Good – Adrian Peterson is enough in this division. Bad – If an opposing team can figure out how to tackle AP, the Vikes are done. Record – 9-7)
Chicago (Good – They still have a special special team, and the aging defense should have a few stops left in them. Bad – That defense is aged, and the disappearance of Brett Favre from the division won’t mean they’ll go through fewer QBs than Green Bay. Record – 7-9)
Green Bay (Good – As long as injuries and tall physical receivers don’t hit the defense, they’ll be able to stop people. Bad – There will be 8 people crowding the offensive line almost every down, and the departure of Favre means they’ll be going through as many QBs as the Bears. Record – 5-11)
Detroit – (Good – I honestly can’t think of any. Bad – They’re still run by Matt Millen. Record – 3-13)

NFC East
Dallas
Philadelphia (wild card)
NY Giants (wild card)
Washington

NFC South
Carolina (by a tiebreaker)
New Orleans
Tampa Bay
Atlanta

NFC West
Seattle
Arizona
San Francisco
St. Louis

AFC North
Pittsburgh
Baltimore (wild card)
Cleveland
Cincinnati

AFC East
NY Jets
New England (wild card; do not overlook the Super Loser Curse)
Buffalo
Miami

AFC South
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
Tennessee
Houston

AFC West
San Diego
Denver
Oakland
Kansas City

Bonus nose pick – Jacksonville over Dallas in The Championship Game That Cannot Be Named.

Hell Hath No Fury Like (Bitter) Women Scorned

by @ 9:58. Filed under Politics - National.

 

Now that Sarah Palin has given her acceptance speech, it’s clear why the Left had reason to attack her….She’s Really Good!   But that’s really hindsight.   As I watched the attacks become more and more personal and vicious over the past 3 days, I kept wondering why?

It’s obvious that the Left doesn’t like Republican or Conservative women.   However, I’ve never seen the level of attacks that Sarah Palin has experienced in just 72 hours. While women like Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Elizabeth Dole  and even Condoleezza Rice have been degraded, none of them have seen the full fledged, scorched earth approach that Sarah Palin has experienced.

As I’ve previously discussed, the Left is all about emotional responses, even to situations that require significant thought.   So, I know the response is emotional.   But, what was the stimulus for the level of emotion that is being vented?

I suppose part of it could be that the MSM, the Left and frankly just about everyone else, was surprised by Palin.   While Obama’s campaign had talking points on all of the other folks that were alleged to be on the short list, they completely overlooked Palin.   I could imagine that some of the ferocity was an attempt to catch up after having been caught flat footed.

I suppose part of it also could be that the  announcement of Palin took Obama out of the news flow.   With an ego as big as  Obama’s, I don’t imagine it was easy being upstaged…especially by a woman!

I also suppose it could be that  the pick of Palin made Obama’s first public choice, his choice of Biden for VP, look silly.   Obama had first pick in VP.   Rather than picking the person who could shore up his party, extend his meme of “hope and change” and solidify his party, he, with his first pick, picked the equivalent of the kid who has been playing right field and batting ninth his entire career.   As an aside, I agree with Rudy Gulliani that Biden may want to ensure that he has the VP offer in writing.   As the days go on Obama is going to second, third, fourth and many more times reguess that choice.

All of those issues could be the reason why the Left has come unhinged but it doesn’t feel as if any one, or the combination of the three really explain what’s happening.

Yesterday, it finally hit me.

Who on the left, defines what a woman should be and how she should act?   Yup, the National Organization for Women (NOW).  

Who did NOW support for President?   Yup, Hillary Clinton

There’s a woman running in this election, what is her name?   Nope, not Hillary Clinton, it’s Sarah Palin!

And there’s the problem.   The left is all about identity politics; identity politics and making sure that the various groups maintain the identity of victimization that the Left has scripted for them.   African Americans are supposed to suffer from the ills of slavery and racism and unable to advance in the economic strata.   Teenage girls who become pregnant are supposed to be reliant on Planned Parenthood for their “pregnancy options” to ensure that they aren’t “punished by a baby.”   Women are scripted to be continually “rising” but never “attaining.”  

Sarah Palin represents not just a cracking of the glass ceiling ala Hillary Clinton, but a complete shattering of it if she and John McCain win.   A shattering brought to you not by the party of victimization but the party that believes an individual’s value is not defined by their identity, but by their abilities and their hard work.   This leaves the Left and especially NOW, nearly apoplectic.   Sarah Palin is exposing the false claims  of victimization that NOW and the Left have spewed about women for over 40 years.  

NOW was organized in 1966.   It’s core mentality comes from women who came of age during the 60’s and early 70’s.   Those women are now in their 50’s and 60’s.  

The reason the Left has become so vicious towards Palin is a combination of the items I previously listed.   Those  and Sarah Palin  exposing and negating the victimization of women that has been perpetuated by groups like NOW.   NOW’s reason to exist, the thing that gets them up in the morning and gives them a reason to breath is about to be cut out from underneath them and that makes them mad.   But what really gets the cranky old women, the NAGs going,  is that they are about to lose the love of their life not to a peer, another cranky old woman but to a smart YOUNGER WOMAN with a positive outlook on life.   Losing your love to a younger woman, no matter that it’s your own fault, really pisses them off!

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 9/4/2008

It may be Thursday, but the NFL season starts tonight. There is but one song for this…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atx1DPFMdSU[/youtube]

Actually, it’s a two-song, no blues allowed Scramble (thanks for the reminder, Shoebox, and it fits so well with today’s Day by Day cartoon)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ARi8osP7ok[/youtube]

Before we begin, Alexander has a PSA for you – donate blood.

  • Turk has the best of the Little Known Facts Tweet-A-Thon.
  • Eric Erickson has another Little Known Fact; Sarah Palin doesn’t need a Teleprompter to deliver a devastatingly-good speech.
  • Jim Geraghty suggested a killer line to Palin. I guess if The Indispensible One asks Palin to co-blog with him, I’ll definitely lose out in the co-blogging wars. Maybe if Shoebox did the asking,….
  • Ed Morrissey found signs of fight in the PUMAs.
  • Jim Hoft notes it wasn’t your average CodePinko that was PWN3D! when she tried to bum-rush the stage last night, but a Top 500 Obamination Bundler.
  • More Jim Hoft and CodePinko – he crashed one of their rallies with more success. I believe that makes the score Gateway Pundit 1, CodePinko 0.
  • Back to Ed Morrissey – he summarizes the Team Obama response – “Mom! Mom! Sister hit me back "¦ and she hits too hard for a girl!” (emphasis in the original)
  • Gopfolk offers some free advice to Team Obama. Money says they don’t take it.
  • William Amos rolls tape on Joe Biden’s latest pandering to the nutroots. Hmmm, I thought the tickets were supposed to move toward the middle in the general. Besides, if memory serves, Biden chose to place Bill Clinton above the law along with every other ‘Rat Senator back in 1999.
  • One more Ed Morrissey morsel – he discovered some rotting words from Biden on his former support for drilling. Guess we have to extend Jim Geraghty’s Maxim on Obama’s words to Biden’s – All statements from The Blunder Twins have an exipration date.
  • Dad29 found the 52nd state of the ObamiNation – Denial. I forgot to mention yesterday that he also found the 51st – Panic. I humbly submit the 53rd – Desperation.
  • Darryl Enriquez found just how touchy the ObamiNation is in Waukesha; they can’t even handle gentle jabs. Somebody please dispatch a WAHHHH-mbulance.
  • Speaking of WAHHHHH-mbulances, William Teach orders one for Joe Klein, who can’t handle the blowback.
  • Speaking of PWNAG3, Asian Badger found Megyn Kelly delivering the smackdown on US Weekly editor Bradley Jacobs’ candy-arse.
  • Jihad Gene tapped Krazy Kim Jong-Il’s phone again and recorded a 3 am call.
  • Staying with North Korea, Tom McMahon discovered a North Korean claim of a high-calorie ramen noodle. I’ll bet the EU won’t be complaining about genetically-modified foodstuffs.
  • Cuffy Meigs found the Atlantic Fleet gained a Ballistic Missile Defense destroyer. The score is now PacFlt 16, LantFlt 1. Keep them coming.
  • Chris the head barkeep found today’s Mr. No Luck Guy – someone at the WSOP Main Event who went all-in on 4 aces and got knocked out by a royal flush. Maybe he’ll want to tune in later today; after all, I was above .500 against the spread last year.
  • Jeni brings the Envirowhacko Update of the Day – the Swedes have outlawed catch-and-release fishing. That’s it; I’m declaring war on Sweden on behalf of all fishermen.

I’ll have the ever-popular (or at least ever-goofy) NFL picks up later, and I’ll be live-blogging the McCain acceptance speech (or the first game of the NFL season, whichever is more interesting). Until then, the thread is yours.

September 3, 2008

RNC Convention live thread – Palin, Steele, Romney, Huckabee

by @ 18:42. Filed under Politics - National.

This party’s starting at 7 (or thereabouts). Because I don’t trust the alphabet soup to carry the speeches, I’ll point you to Ustream’s live stream.

The Morning Scramble – 9/3/2008

by @ 9:53. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I’m on-time (I think)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY[/youtube]

  • Thomas Lifson describes why the America run by the presstitutes won’t be able to take down Sarah Palin.
  • Cynical Alaskan explains how Palin has handled corruption. The takeaway – “In 2012 she will be President.”
  • Ragnar wants the DUmmies and KOmmies to keep bashing themselves against the rock.
  • Kate pictures the difference in experience between Palin and Joe Biden.
  • Dad29 explains why there is Palin Derangement Syndrome.
  • Jim Hoft found Barney Frank (D-MA, he of a prostitute ring out of his apartment fame) declaring Palin’s family fair game. Did he really want to go there?
  • Geoff answers why Frank shouldn’t have gone there.
  • LBG found an unusual alliance formed by the emergence of PDS – PUMAs and the VRWC.
  • Michelle Malkin describes the four stages of conservative female abuse.
  • Erick Erickson found the “Party of Privacy” invading Palin’s privacy so much that the portion of Palin’s Social Security number that is hardest to get is now out there.
  • More Michelle Malkin – she found the “Kossified MSM” dipping into the classic “a cut in the rate of increase of spending on social programs is a cut even if it’s a threefold increase” jar in their attempts to slime Palin. While the presstitutes are a wholly-owned subsidiary of Kos and Soros (more on that in a bit), it’s hardly a new tactic of the mathematically-challenged Left.
  • Jim Geraghty found a key difference between Teams McCain and Obama; marketing their seconds. I only hope that the last item was put in at the suggestion of Mrs. Geraghty.
  • Gaius noticed somebody missing from the blogosphere. He’s not dead, he’s not even resting, but he’s not the top-of-the-Scramble focus anymore.
  • Mike found a direct link between Barack Obama and R. Hunter Biden (son of Joe Biden and ethically-challenged lobbyist). Again, I ask, “Did Barney Frank really want to go there?”
  • Jim Geraghty found Team Obama forgetting who their running mate’s son is. What else should we expect from a campaign so threatened by its running mate, it offers no merchandise featuring that running mate?
  • One more from Geraghty – he caught that forgotten ‘Rat running mate forgetting where the top of his ticket lives. Welcome to the Swimmer/CNN Osama bin Obama Club, Plugs.
  • Mark McNally turns the tables on those calling for Palin’s head by asking when Biden will drop out.
  • Thomas Sowell explodes the “experience” meme.
  • Mark Hemingway found another item tossed under the Obamination Express – the ‘Rat evangelical outreach. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that someone who supports actual infanticide and who believes babies are a punishment would give a giant Foxtrot Yankee to those that choose life.
  • Patrick dips back into the memory vault to remind us just how much Obama hates life for the unborn and those too stubborn to accept their murder.
  • Swint reminds us that both halves of the ‘Rat ticket opposed the means that allowed us to hand over day-to-day control of Iraq’s Anbar province to the Iraqis.
  • John Hawkins explains why Obama hasn’t pulled ahead.
  • Slublog compares and contrasts the planned actions of Obama on McCain’s nomination night with the actions of McCain on Obama’s nomination night. It figures that “hubris” is one of the 9 reasons highlighted by John Hawkins.
  • Faith Ammen wonders where the “first term” modifier the LeftStreamMedia loves to toss around Palin’s neck is for Obama. After all, he has never, ever run for re-election.
  • JammieWearingFool found the ObamiNation ready to wage a race war if the “post-racial” candidate doesn’t win. Bonus – he wonders which side Obama will fight for.
  • Owen caught Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle using a state aide to write his DNC speech. Since Doyle controls the continued employment by the state of all 6 members on the Government “Accountability” Board, I expect nothing more than a 6-0 whitewashing should things get that far, and further expect GAB counsel Jonathan Becker to be unemployed very soon.
  • Martin illustrates that identity politics is all about the Marxism. That’s not entirely accurate; it’s a battle between the Trotskyites and the Stalinites (your guess on which are the PUMAs and which are the ObamiNation is as good as mine).
  • James T. Harris asks a “what-if” question more geared toward those of us in Wisconsin, but very applicable for the rest of the country. I’ll say this; had Obama had more seasoning in the Illinois State Senate, he would in all likelyhood truly be the tollbooth-land version of former Wisconsin State Senator Gary George (D-Milwaukee Grafton), felon.
  • Charles Johnson confirms that the presstitutes are now wholly-owned subsidiaries of Kos and Soros.
  • Amy wonders where the coverage of the anarkids’ assault on the Twin Cities has gone.
  • Emperor Misha I went into the bumper sticker business with the failure of Hurricane Gustav to repeat Katrina, and the disappointment of the Left.
  • Shoebox explains energy mathematics to the four-year-olds.
  • Ramesh Ponnuru has some bad economic news for the ‘Rats and Warren Buffet – Inflation-adjusted median family income was at an all-time high in 2007. Why doesn’t it feel that way? I blame ‘Rat-induced taxes and ‘Rat-induced energy inflation.
  • Frank Lasee proves there is no real link between education spending and education results. Takeaway – despite a 0.37% drop in enrollment between 2000 and 2006 (the last year he has figures), there are 1.10% more teachers.
  • Bill Quick chronicles the latest effort of Google’s attempt to take over the world from above; snagging exclusive rights on another photosat.

Guess I better start shopping for a new desktop; this thing is starting to freeze on me.

Talking to Four Year Olds – Energy Addition

by @ 5:31. Filed under Energy, Talking to Four Year Olds.

A good technique when working with four year olds, is to use “teachable moments.”   “Teachable moments” are not to be confused with disciplinary action required when your four year old has done something wrong.   Rather, a “teachable moment” general has nothing to do with your four year old.   It usually is an issue unrelated to your four year old, but is one that helps your four year think through something that may otherwise be a complex subject for them.

Today’s teachable moment has to do with energy production,  specifically, oil production.

Approximately 25% of our domestic oil production comes from drilling that is done in the Gulf of Mexico.

Do you know what happens to oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico when a hurricane, almost any hurricane comes across the Gulf?   Yup, oil rigs get shut down.   Maybe for just a few days, maybe longer.

Do you know what happens to oil rigs in the gulf of Mexico when a BIG hurricane, like Katrina or Rita come through the Gulf?   No, not environmental disaster.   These rigs have been built to put the safety of their crews and the environment first.   In fact, while there were about 13,000 barrels of oil that escaped as a result of the hurricane damage, the final study done for the MMS noted that there were no on shore impacts from any of the spills! Yes, that’s right, 25% of our oil production goes offline, some of it for several months.

Do you know which coastal state has never had a recorded hurricane?   Yes, Alaska has never had a recorded hurricane.   The waters around Alaska are too cold to allow one to form.

If you were going to increase oil drilling, would you increase it in the Gulf or would you go where hurricanes can’t strike?

Don’t quite get it?   Let me try another approach.

If you had $10 to bet on future energy would your rather:

A.  Bet it on the extreme long shot of “Alternative Energy?”…if you win, you win big.   If you lose, you’re screwed.

B.   Bet it on the choice sure to lose money;  just find ways to  use less

C.   Bet on a proven doubling of your money by increasing drilling and opening oil shale fields.

Good answer, now you’ve got it!

September 2, 2008

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesdays – 9/2/2008

by @ 14:30. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.759/gallon

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster. Yes, Congress is back next week, but if my memory hasn’t failed me, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) plans on not allowing a clean vote on drilling.

The Morni..er, Afternoon Scramble – 9/2/2008

by @ 13:45. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Sorry about missing yesterday; I was still wiped out from my 700-mile bonzai run to Centerfield for the Grizzly Groundswell pre-convention party, where I finally met Shoebox, ran into Fausta and Eric (along with the Chicago Cannonball) again, and met Stix, Cyberpastor and Mrs. CP, and the gang from Grizzly Groundswell. Somehow, I didn’t get the word to guide Sean Hackbarth into the fun until after I was on the way back home; sorry about that.

In any case, that’s not why I’m running today’s song; it’s because see-dubya (who I’ve called “The Super Sub” for his guest-blogging stints on Hot Air and Michelle Malkin’s site) is hanging up his blogging spurs…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0bgdsCxXE[/youtube]

At least it was morning when I started this. You don’t want to know how many posts I went through to get to these.

  • Jon Ham noted Sarah Palin, when offered an American flag to sign, signed the pole instead of the flag. If I weren’t already sold on her, that would’ve completed the sale.
  • Ed Morrissey found the first female VP nominee calling Palin’s pick “historic”.
  • John Hawkins explains why Palin was a “brilliant choice”.
  • Selwyn Duke questions the wisdom of the pick (and that was before the Bristol Palin pregnancy became known).
  • Speaking of that, Dr. Melissa Clouthier has the definitive wrap.
  • BrewFan summarizes my thoughts on that.
  • Tom McMahon expands the 4-Block World by 2 to explain the not-so-hypothetical.
  • Uncle Jimbo reminds us that it is Alaska’s National Guard that’s running the ABM missiles poised to protect the US from missile attack. Care to guess their commander-in-chief is?
  • Lance Burri and Jim Hoft report from the front lines of the protestors anarchists that have descended on the Twin Cities like locusts.
  • Pam found some wayward protestors. It’s a shame the St. Paul police didn’t point them in the general direction of the Mississippi and invite them to jump in.
  • Allahpundit found PUMAs continuing to desert the Obamination Express.
  • Jim Geraghty is wondering if the Obamination Express will borrow from New Jersey. While they may yet dump Plugs, there’s no way they’ll get the head PUMA back up off the jungle floor.
  • Ace laughs at the Obamination Express’ attempt to make experience matter.
  • Bull Dog Pundit cheers the “experience” trap ensaring the bus. Guess that calls for a 2-song Scramble…

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04_ClDxRsk[/youtube]

  • RightwingSparkle has the latest Obamination Express sticker.
  • Heather Radish crunches the numbers on small-town America.
  • Ace found that Joe Biden, noted Mad Mullah cheerleader, told the Israelis that in the event he becomes Vice President, Iran will become nuclear. Either HopeAndChange doesn’t work on theocratic thugs or the Obamination Express really wants said theocratic thugs to have the weapons capable of igniting their apocalyptic visions (or both).
  • Owen isn’t buying the pro-forma denials of the above item.
  • Stephan Tawney found Biden unable to stick to his “no political attacks today” call. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a DhimmiRAT would forget what he said.
  • Mark McNally found the PUMA FAQ.
  • Mary wonders where all the “free-speech” liberals are. I hate to break the news that they’re not about free speech, but about power by every means possible, especially if it involves hypocrisy.
  • Professor Stephen Bainbridge notes there is no Rebel Yell on either ticket.
  • Allahpundit notes that, in the event of an Obama win, things will be wide open on the Republican side come 2012 as there won’t be a “next in line” (i.e., no Mitt Romney).
  • William Teach found an illegal alien doing two jobs Americans won’t do; working for a ‘Rat as a ranchhand and killing people.
  • Michelle Malkin found the pressitutes couldn’t even wait until Palin was on-stage Friday to unleash their sexist insults.
  • Allahpundit busts the first lieberal meme about Palin. It was all-too-easy for him because they cut apart his video to spread it.
  • Jeni did what Charlie Sykes would call a flagrant act of journalism, went through the donations from Gannett higher-ups, and compared that to Gannet’s “Ethics” policy. I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find out that 30 Gannett bigwigs donated to the Obamination Express.
  • Jim Geraghty asks whether the MLSM is just the Kos/Sullivan publicists. The fact that he asked the question ought to be a clue on the answer.
  • John juxtaposes the presstitutes’ non-coverage of John Edwards’ love child with the non-stop Palin slams.
  • Bill Quick notes that August will be the first month in a century without sunspots. Unspoken scientific fact; the last 3 mini-Ice Ages have been tied to a lack of sunspot activity.
  • Fred Keller highlights recent events in the restoration of the Soviet Union.
  • The Wisconsin Institute for Leadership held a memorial service for Wisconsin jobs. In the less-than-6-years of the Jim Doyle administration, there have been 4 (5 if the job gets filled) Commerce Secretaries.
  • Jib has some odd Greek Wisconsin factoids.
  • James Wigderson wonders whether the homosexual crowd is going to be successful in buying Wisconsin like they did Colorado.

Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Punished By a Baby (cont.)

by @ 5:31. Filed under Politics - National.

About ten days ago we were having a national discussion about Barack Obama’s abortion positions.   Along with his Saddleback performance, the issue was regenerated when tapes of his Illinois Senate floor debate, along with the transcript, surfaced.

One of the issues that Obama raised as onerous in the “born alive” bill, was having a second doctor involved to determine the viability of the child.  

From the transcript, Senator Obama discussing the need for a second doctor:

So — and again, I’m — not going to prolong this, but I just want to be clear because I think this was the source of the objections of the Medical Society. As I understand it, this puts the burden on the attending physician who has determined, since they were performing this procedure, that, in fact, this is a nonviable fetus; that if that fetus, or child – however way you want to describe it – is now outside the mother’s womb and the doctor continues to think that it’s nonviable but there’s, let’s say, movement or some indication that, in fact, they’re not just coming out limb and dead, that, in fact, they would then have to call a second physician to monitor and check off and make sure that this is not a live child that could be saved.

Further on, Obama adds:

…an additional doctor who then has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is designed simply to burden the original decision of the woman and the physician to induce labor and perform an abortion.

(Emphasis mine in both quotes)

A couple of things to note:

First note in the first quote that Obama is so far left on the abortion topic that he is unable to refer to a live baby as a “baby.”   Abortion extremists are loathe to refer to anything other than the birthling of a fully desired pregnancy a “baby.”   Giving anything other than this the term “baby” undermines their intent to keep anything unborn as nothing more than an inanimate object.   Calling it a “baby” undermines their desire to keep all abortion options open at all times.

Second, if you want some insight as to how Obama will handle Ahmadinejad, take another look at that first quote.   Obama didn’t even have the cojones to take a stand on whether they were discussing a fetus or a baby. He completely sidestepped the issue. Can you imagine him taking to Ahmadinejad? “I’d like to discuss your nuclear weapons or freedom tools, however way you want to describe them.” On the plus side, this may be the first core issue I’ve seen Obama hold to; he claimed it was above his paygrade to determine when life began, at the Saddleback debate and he had the same opinion back in 2002!

Third, this second doctor issue is a complete canard. When a premature birth occurs, it is very typical to have not only a second doctor, but a second medical team involved in the event. The obstetrician stays with the mother while the second doctor and team attend to the premature infant. In the event of a failed abortion what do we have? A premature infant! So if that is already typical procedure in most hospitals, why would that be onerous in this case? The answer to that is yet another quote from Barack Obama:

…that’s fine, but I think it’s important to understand that this issue ultimately is about abortion and not live births.

That last quote says all anyone needs to know about Obama’s position on abortion…it’s always about abortion, never about life.

September 1, 2008

Let The Games Begin!

by @ 5:40. Filed under Politics - National.

After having been caught flat footed by the choice of Sarah Palin as the VP pick, Team Obama and surrogates have been scrambling this weekend to catch up.   In looking over the various stories posted, there appear to be two themes:

  1. Palin is inexperienced
  2. Palin campaigned for Gov. supporting the “Bridge to nowhere” and flip flopped after she won.

I don’t want to spend much time on the first issue except to say, Geraldine Ferraro.   Geraldine Ferraro had an entire 6 years of elected experience as a Congressional Representative from New York when she was tapped to be VP.   Evidently, 6 years of elected experience is adequate but nearly 8 years as Mayor and Governor (not counting 4 more years as City Council Person) aren’t enough.   I love that new math!

What about the Bridge to nowhere?  

I’ve read enough accounts that it appears sure that during her Gubernatorial campaign, Palin supported the bridge.   I’m also convinced that Palin changed her mind on the Bridge sometime in 2007.   However, I don’t think the “flip-flop” description fits on this one.

There appear to be a couple of different accounts as to why Palin changed her mind on the Bridge to Nowhere.   The first is provided by this article from the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner:

As for the bridge money, Palin contacted Young the day after the Minnesota bridge collapse about giving them the Ketchikan funds, Leighow said.

Young advised her that he thought it would violate public law and the subject did not come up again. Staff members who were present during their meetings said they had no recollection of the governor suggesting the funds could be used for other transportation projects in Alaska.

The second is outlined in this article from Business Wire:

Treat: To Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (R) for announcing the state would drive a stake through the heart of the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere” and focus on other transportation priorities. Gov. Palin directed the Alaska Department of Transportation (DOT) to create a list of other uses for the $36 million in federal money that will be freed up with the desertion of the project. The DOT will also work to come up with a more financially responsible solution, such as improved ferry services, to serve the residents of Gravina Island. “Bridge to Nowhere,” RIP.

So what do we have?

Either Palin rejected the Bridge to Nowhere because she thought the Federal Government could better use the funds elsewhere i.e. a major arterial that had just collapsed and needed replacing, or she felt that the price tag had gotten too high and that there were more cost efficient ways to solve the problem.

Washington is filled with people who believe that their entire value is determined by how much money they control. It’s filled with people who’s solution to every problem is to take more of other people’s money and throw it at their particular pet project.

Isn’t it refreshing to see an elected official actually use their brain, and the judgement we elected them for, and say “Hey, I know we were headed this way, but the circumstances have changed. Let’s find another solution!” In Washington, a person who tries that tack will either be labelled a “Maverick” or “inexperienced.”

If thinking that includes common sense, comes from “inexperience,” sign me up for a whole lot more of it!

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