Selected highlights (soon to be lowlights) of the Bouncing Mozzarella bracket:
– You heard it here first; Wisconsin 63, Memphis 62 in the championship.
– Sorry, Hams (Georgia) and Care Bears (Marquette), for the first-round exits.
– The yearly 7-10 splits: Butler (#7), Davidson (#10), St. Mary’s (#10), West Virginia (#10)
– The first #1 gone; Kansas missing the Sweet 16 to the benefit of this year’s weak Cinderella, Kent State.
– Sorry, Bruce Pearl. We still love ya in the land of cheese and beer, but the road to a Bucky championship goes right through you in the national semi-final.
– There will be 5 opportunities to chant, “Beat (UC)LA!”
– The highest seed to drop in the first round: Vanderbilt.
There’s still time to try to beat me. The Bar and The Morons still have room in their brackets, and they close at tipoff at 11:20 (probably a few minutes early).