No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for February, 2008

February 18, 2008

Post-Daytona 500 thoughts

by @ 13:46. Filed under Sports.

I suppose the good news is neither Hendrick nor Toyota took the race. Random thoughts:

– Why would Robbie Gordon go from Ford to Dodge? I mean, Dodge is the ugly red-headed stepchild of NASCAR now that Toyota’s in with Gibbs. Wait, I just answered the question.
– Maybe Hendrick Motorsports isn’t so invulnerable after all. Their engines broke before the Duels, Dale Earnhardt Jr’s shift knob broke, then Jeff Gordon’s suspension broke. By the end, the Official Driver of the 2008 Hen¢AR Sprint Cup season had nobody left to help him.
– The Toyotas are pretty damn strong. They’re the only cars that could routinely pull off single-car moves up through the field. Guess having 15 horses at the rear wheels on the Official Team of Hen¢AR and 30 on the field does wonders.
– The leading candidate to be out at Roush Fenway when they drop to 4 teams is now David Ragan. He’s Kyle Busch without the talent, as he ruined Matt Kenseth’s and my day by mistaking the DeWalt Ford for a vacant piece of Daytona real estate long before the last lap.
– While 465 beats 435, 870 beats 465. Busch the older is a team player, while Busch the younger isn’t. Nice job upsetting the applecart, Penske boys; enjoy the Room of Doom next week at California as Brian and company begins Operation: Vengeance.
– When Tony Stewart finally wins a Daytona 500, will he get a receiving line like Dale Earnhardt did?

Yes, I will be live-blogging tomorrow

I took the weekend off (way off) after following the Republicans around southeast Wisconsin Thursday and Friday. I know, I still owe you write-ups, but all the Gorebal Warming the candidates brought with them knocked me flatter than the front end of Matt Kenseth’s car after David Ragan got done mistaking it for a vacant piece of Daytona.

Anyway, I’ll be here tomorrow night no later than 7:45 pm (Central, of course), 15 minutes before the polls close, for some live-blogging. Because I’ll likely be crunching numbers as the majority of the delegates on both sides of the aisle are awarded on a per-district basis, and at this point there is no single source for me to get those numbers, I doubt it will be a drunkblog on my end; that doesn’t preclude you from drinking (in fact, I encourage that).

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Freedom isn’t free….even in Berkeley, CA!

by @ 9:19. Filed under Law and order.

You’ve got to love this! It has cost Berkeley, CA nearly $100K to pay for police coverage of the protest at the Marine recruiting office.

So I’m thinking, rather than hold back the earmarks from them, maybe we should just get the Marines to open 10 more offices in Berkeley. With 10 more offices the protesters could bankrupt Berkeley  within a year!

Hillary 4 U N Me

by @ 8:41. Filed under Miscellaneous, Politics - National.

If you haven’t seen the latest song (unofficial but no less serious) for the Hillary campaign you need to stop and take it in.

People of Wisconsin unite! Vote for Hillary! Stand as the Hillary Firewall tomorrow!

February 16, 2008

Charles, Charles, Charles…..

by @ 13:38. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Where to start with an interview like this with Charles Barkley?

First, Charles as Governor of Arizona….Charles would make Jesse Ventura appear to have been a well reasoned, self controlled, Rhodes Scholar.

Charles really likes and respects McCain but is decidedly prochoice and pro gay marriage. Has Charles bothered to check McCain’s position on these topics?

Charles is now a theologian. I’m no Biblical scholar but I can find my way from Genesis to Revelation….I missed the particular verse Charles is referencing. he must be reading that NRL (New Revised Liberal) translation of the Bible. That’s the version that keeps getting quoted as saying “I can do anything I want as long as I and only I, think it’s right!

Charles, go back to pontificating on basketball. I don’t think you’re particularly good at that either but at least you’re not doing any permanent harm to any mush head that  may take  you seriously!

February 15, 2008

The emporer has no clothes!

by @ 19:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

An excellent article by Charles Krauthammer about the vacuousness (filled with hot air for those in Rio Linda) of Barack Obama. The question I have is whether folks will figure this out before  BOs singing John Mellencamp tunes in the Oval Office (OK, it’s a vague reference.   you’ll have to follow the link).

Campaign-a-palooza day 2

This will be updated later, so do check back.

I missed both John McCain and Barack Obama in Oshkosh; the lesson of the day is to not leave only 1:10 for a trip that takes 1:25 plus a refuelling stop.

I did, however, catch Judge Gableman. It was a small, but nice crowd for something literally put together the last minute by gopfolk. I mostly knew what Gableman was going to say; I’ve run into him several times over the last couple months. However, I will relate a quick tidbit that just might shock the liberals out there. One of the folks there (I forgot to take attendance) asked about a bill floating through Congress (and supported by Obama) that would mandate “equal pay for equal work”. Even though Gableman is unlikely to hear it as it would be a federal matter and he, he did offer a very brief comment on it. The judicial portion of that was that as long as it passed Constitutional muster, he would defer to the legislative branch. He did also go on to say that it is the voters’ job to keep a check on that legislative branch.

Well, I’m off to Serb Hall, the Milwaukee County Lincoln Day dinner, and John McCain. At least I shouldn’t be too late for the social portion of that; it starts at 6 (with the dinner starting at 7) and Serb Hall is about 15 minutes out.

Revisions/extensions (9:57 pm 2/15/2008) – I’ll have the full-out report up tomorrow (likely late), but I’m inching a bit closer toward rolling over come November. One thing I’ll let fly now; if McCain becomes President, expect Tommy Thompson back at HHS.

Of course, for every time I think that I might not write in two people in the general, there’s something like this (from AoS instead of Hot Air because this post doesn’t deserve the trackback) – McCain’s looking to the liberal RepubicRATs for VP choices.

Gableman in Racine today at 4 pm

by @ 9:19. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

The proprietor of One Man’s Opinion, gopfolk, set up a “meet and greet” with Judge Mike Gableman, candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court. He will be at Java Vino, 424 S. Main St., in Racine at 4 pm.

Guess I won’t be spending as much time at the EAA as I thought. Oh well. It’s not my first trip through the EAA (one of my previous trips included a flight in their replica of the “Spirit of St. Louis”; I picked up a new appreciation of what Charles Lindbergh did in 1927), and it probably won’t be my last.

The Ventilators produce the official song of the NRE Spring Hill campaign

by @ 9:03. Filed under Politics - National.

Remember, we can still sabotage the ‘Rats like they did the Pubbies, so go vote for Hiliar…(dammit, I almost slipped) Hillary Clintoo…(there I go again) Clinton in the primary Tuesday after listening to The Ventilators “Superdelegate (It’s Not Easy)”.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYq90WLK8dE[/youtube]

Just remember to shower after participating in the NRE Spring Hill campaign, and do not, repeat, NOT repeat that in November.

Campaign-a-palooza, Day 1

Since I missed Mike Huckabee’s stop in Pewaukee Wednesday night, I decided to take a road trip to Madison to catch him (and Uncle Jimbo, and as it turns out, Christian Schneider). Because of various “technical” difficulties (mainly a major malfunction in the digital voice recorder when I accidentally hit “stop” about 5 minutes into Huckabee’s speech), I won’t have a write-up of that. Fortunately, Chris saved my sorry self, and put up a write-up that is better than anything you’ll read anyplace else (especially here with my name in the byline).

As it turns out, the first male First Lady wannabe was also in Madison yesterday, mainly because his wife realizes Wisconsin is lost except for the cash. Since I had a couple of races to watch, I don’t do B-teamers, and I would have been too tempted to go carve some ice out of Lake Mendota and attempt to present it to S(l)ick Willie, I left watching him to UJ and Chris. This time, it’s a double-header multimedia report, as Chris once again put finger to keyboard, and Uncle Jimbo put video to hard drive.

Today, I’ll probably miss Barack Obama in Milwaukee just over an hour from now as I have too much to catch up on, though I may well road-trip it to Oshkosh for his stop at noon. After that, and some time at the EAA, it’s back to the home county for John McCain and some fish at the Milwaukee County Lincoln Day dinner at Serb Hall. Hopefully, I won’t have things chunk up on me like they did yesterday; I doubt Chris or UJ will be bailing me out.

Revisions/extensions (7:35 am 2/15/2008) – What I have to look forward to tonight, courtesy S. Weasel.

R&E part 2 (10:01 am 2/15/2008) – Scratch the Obama thing; McCain will be doing a town hall meeting at the EAA at 11:30.

February 14, 2008

Breaking: Bonds tested positive for steroids in November 2001 (update – 11/2000, not 11/2001)

by @ 18:50. Filed under Sports.

Revisions/extensions (8:43 am 2/15/2008) – The US Attorney’s office screwed up in its initial filing; it was in November 2000, not November 2001. Reuters notes that they will be making an amended filing today in the linked story.

According to Reuters:

The allegation came in a legal filing in his steroid perjury case that referred to Bonds’ long-time trainer, Greg Anderson.

“At trial, the government’s evidence will show that Bonds received steroids from Anderson in the period before the November 2001 positive drug test, and that evidence raises the inference that Anderson gave Bonds the steroids that caused him to test positive in November 2001,” U.S. Attorney Joseph Russoniello wrote.

As I said at TheWisconsinSportsBar, I’m shocked, VERY FUCKING SHOCKED he took steroids the year he broke the (single-season home run) record. Pope Bud I should swing for this.

“Don’t know much about ‘rithmatic”

by @ 14:10. Filed under Politics - National.

I suspect this was the last thing that Mike Huckabee thought would happen; Mitt Romney endorsing John McCain.

I had actually been contemplating the effect of Romney’s endorsement earlier this week. I saw it as the one thing, prior to sometime in late April or maybe May, that could call Huckabee’s bluff about remaining in the race. Huckabee has been continuing to say he was in the race not for himself but to make sure that people had a vote. Even though the math showed that Huckabee had a slim or nothing chance of winning he would reply with a pat answer, “I know the pundits and I know what they say — that the math doesn’t work out,” he said. “Folks, I didn’t major in math, I majored in miracles, and I still believe in those too.”

If this announcement proves true and Huckabee still remains in the race, all the kids on “Are you smarter than a fifth grader?” will be able to do the math!   If Huckabee does not bow out, it will show his true colors; he’s in it for his ego and to sell books.

Please, please, pretty please!

by @ 11:47. Filed under Politics - National.

Rumors are out that John McCain will resign his Senate seat to focus on the Presidential campaign.

As I continue to look for the silver lining of a McCain candidacy or Presidency, this may be one! It would be almost impossible for a Rat to take McCain’s seat. Even with Bush’s anemic support in ’04, he carried Arizona 55%/45%. I don’t purport to know all the names on this list but you won’t find a better borders person than JD Hayworth.

Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job!

by @ 11:28. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Thousands of people are still living in trailers that FEMA brought in to house the refugees of Katrina. Having been rumored for quite a while, FEMA now confirms that some of the trailers may have a problem with formaldehyde.

Symptoms of formaldehyde exposure can be as innocuous as watery or itchy eyes or a runny nose. At it’s worse, formaldehyde has been identified as a probable carcinogen.

But don’t worry about the formaldehyde levels! FEMA has an RV expert with the answer, "You can get it to dissipate very easily if you just ventilate it," he said. "People may just need to be shown how to open the windows."

Uh huh, and I guess for the next hurricane we should just show them how to roll up their pants legs?

Note to Cindy: Your 15 minutes of fame are up!

by @ 10:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I knew Cindy Sheehan was a one tune jukebox in the US but couldn’t she have learned a new tune for her international tour?

Appearing in Egypt, Sheehan has turned up to support the Muslim Brotherhood. Since we last saw her, Sheehan must have completed her JD as she’s apparently now an expert in international law and purports to deposit some of her new found knowledge on Hosni Mubarek.

I thought Sheehan might have found a new cause until I saw this quote in the article, “As a mother of a son who was killed in the war, I presented a letter to Ms. Suzanne Mubarak to realize how those women and children are suffering.”

You’re kidding me right? I guess this just proves the old adage: When all you have is a hammer, the entire world looks like a nail!

The enthusiasm gap

by @ 8:10. Filed under Politics - National.

I’ve stolen too much of Tom McMahon’s material already, so I’ll simply point you to his two-part look at how the Web is viewing the three-horse race:

Part 1 – Web traffic
Part 2 – CafePress designs

I’ll be concerned when there’s a mine shaft gap.

Roll bloat – non-political version

by @ 7:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Because there is more to life than politics and sports, and because Florida has a lot of photogenic wildlife, I’ve made an executive decision to add Cabbage Hammock.

Spring is, after all, coming soon, and I figure we needed a reminder of what it looks like. The Gatorade Duels are today, pitchers and catchers report on Saturday, there’s 46 days to opener in Miller Park South and 50 days to the Home Opener.

The Freefly lives!

by @ 6:57. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Kev is back from his undisclosed, secure location, so Uncle Jimbo and he have delivered a double-header Freefly. In part 1, they take out Code Pink and Hezbollah, among others. In part 2, they deposit a fat hanging screwball from Congress in the cheap seats.

Go, watch and enjoy.

February 13, 2008

Do I hounddog Huckabee or watch the Duels tomorrow?

by @ 17:56. Filed under Politics - National, Sports.

I already missed the Barack Obama rallies yesterday and today (Uncle Jimbo has a video of yesterday’s), and I’m likely going to miss Mike Huckabee’s start tonight (it’s suggested that those that want to be there be there by 6, and the Country Springs is more than 5 minutes out). Most of his campaign appearances will be tomorrow during the Gatorade Duels, but there are a couple of possibilities; an event in Madison at 11 am and one in Green Bay at 7:30 pm. Given it takes just over an hour to get from Madison back to the bunker, and about 1 1/2 hours to get to Green Bay, and the Duels start at 1, I’m in a bit of a quandry. Do I risk missing part of a Duel to catch Huckabee, especially since I did get him at the Defending the American Dream summit in DC? If so, which stop? We are supposed to get a couple of inches of snow in the Milwaukee area mainly after noon (roughly the same for Madison), while Green Bay will have several inches starting late tonight.

On a related note, I have to thank JSOnline for their campaign tracker. While it doesn’t have Bill Clinton’s appearances on behalf of his wife, it does have the rest of the semi-public appearances. Guess the winter speedster is going to get some high-speed miles.

Revisions/extensions (7:10 am 2/14/2008) – I’ll be in Madison; there’s some lunching to do.

If European newspapers can do it, so can I

by @ 13:59. Filed under War on Terror.

(H/T – Sister Toldjah)

CNN reports that, in response to the Danes’ arrest of three Islamokazis wishing to end the life of Kurt Westergaard, the creator of my favorite Mohammed cartoon, newspapers across Europe reprinted it. Since CNN is too much of a coward to do more than describe it, allow me to repost it:

ST also points to another pic from lawhawk, which I will dutifully swipe:

jyllands.jpg

Revisions/extensions (3:08 pm 2/13/2008) – Michelle Malkin notes, as part of her reposting of the Mohammed cartoons, that the “human rights” complaint against Ezra Levant has been dropped.

R&E part 2 (5:00 pm 2/13/2008) – If you are away from work, and the kids are not near the computer, and you don’t mind a little raw animal humor, the Emperor has a very special pic to commemorate the occassion. I did say that the link is NSFW, didn’t I?

Obama…..Speechless?

by @ 10:19. Filed under Miscellaneous.

By now you’ve probably all heard about the flap where a Che Guevara flag was photographed at one of his Texas campaign offices. Yesterday Obama made an official response to the issue.

Amazing! Isn’t this the man about whom Chris Matthews said he got a “Chill run up my leg”  because his speeches were so motivating and moving?  “Inappropriate.” “Wasn’t mine”….that is the best, most verbose, most loquacious response he could come up with? I didn’t know that Obama’s campaign had been impacted by the writers strike.

 I wonder if Obama would have been as nonchalant had a swastika or a confederate flag been hung in the office?   I’ll bet he would have managed a slightly longer string of words in that case!

Presidential Pool – Why is Huckabee still in the race?

by @ 9:25. Filed under Politics - National.

Revisions/extensions part 2 (8:00 am 2/15/2008) – With Romney officially endorsing John McCain and releasing his delegates with instructions to vote for McCain, I guess I should update the numbers some, which I will do at the top. A quick look through the primaries, which I had assumed were all “bound” candidates, shows that several states, like Michigan, unbound them when Romney suspended his campaign or otherwise had them unbound. Fox News had estimated that the actual number of “bound” delegates at the time of Romney’s announcements yesterday was about 110 (give or take a couple; I had most of my attention on the race). Morever, there is a question of whether those 110 could be instructed to vote for McCain.

Assuming not, the calculus does not change at all. However, if those 110 can be bound to McCain, that would be 110 of the roughly 355 delegates (backing out the caucuses again, putting in some delegates that CNN had not allocated from Super-Duper Tuesday, especially from California) he needs. Further, if my caucus estimates are right, that would make McCain’s magic number approximately 125, and that’s without the 5-6 I expect him to get from the FUBAR’ed Washington State caucuses.

One more housekeeping item; I did finally run the vote totals (using CNN’s numbers), and Romney has a 4.30 million to 2.82 million vote lead on Huckabee. Guess Huck isn’t going anywhere for a while.

The talk has been flying around the right side of the blogosphere over why Mike Huckabee is still in this race, when just about everybody agrees that it is only a matter of time before John McCain gets to 1,191 delegates. To put it simply, he’s trying to become the “next in line”. Since 1956, Republicans have chosen from only four categories: the sitting President, the sitting or ex-Vice President, the person who had the second-most delegates in the previous hotly-contested primary, or a blood relative of an ex-President.

By remaining in the race, Huckabee is damaging his chances to become the Vice Presidential nominee. His continued campaigning is causing McCain to spend money he doesn’t really have to make sure the inevitable does become inevitable. However, I don’t believe that becoming the VP nominee is Huckabee’s goal. Take another look at those 4 categories; you will not find “unsuccessful Vice Presidential nominee” among them. It certainly appears that Huckabee has calculated that there is no hope for the Republican ticket this year, and to be honest, I can’t really disagree with that assessment.

Rather, he’s attempting to overtake Mitt Romney for that “next in line” spot. Remember, Romney used the word “suspend” to describe the end his campaign; that means he still controls the delegates he had won to that point. That, however, does not include delegates from caucus states like Alaska, Colorado, Iowa, Maine, Minnesota, and Nevada; the actual binding of delegates to candidates have not yet occurred. Even though the CNN delegate count currently has Romney up 286-217, the only adjustments they have made to Romney’s and Huckabee’s counts was to take away the “unpledged RNC” delegates away from Romney; CNN still assumes that the eventual binding of delegates to candidates will follow the results of the precinct caucuses. It is safe to say that, for example, almost no representative to Minnesota’s district or state convention at the end of May will vote for a national delegate that will vote for Romney in the national convention.

Therefore, let’s strip away all of those delegates. Romney would lose 141 from CNN’s calculations, while Huckabee would lose only 25. If my math is right, Huckabee has more actual pledged delegates than Romney, 192-145. However, the last time Flip ran his Republican scorecard, Romney held a rather substantial popular vote lead over Huckabee. I don’t have the time at this point to re-evaluate that, but I suspect that still holds true as there was a sizable “protest” vote for Romney last night.

Just for grins, let’s apply the same math to John McCain. CNN has him with 812 delegates, with most of Maryland’s still to be officially allocated to him (The Green Papers suggests that McCain has indeed swept all the districts in Maryland, which would give him another 24). Do note that the delegate CNN awarded him in Maine is not tied to the caucus, but to the “unpledged” party delegates. Therefore, I can only take away 11 10 from the caucus states listed above. After I take away the 10 and add the 24 that CNN had not, he has 826 delegates in his pocket.

Now, let’s do some back-of-the-envelope projections of where those 193 delegates from the caucus states listed above (R&E; I should have been a bit clearer on this point; sorry about that) are going to go, assuming Huckabee remains in the race to the point the national delegates are selected (and in Iowa’s case, bound to the candidates). For simplicity’s sake, I’ll assume that Ron Paul will keep his 11 delegates, even though he’s more likely to lose them as the party insiders decide things than he is to gain any further support within the party. I’ve assumed that 3/4ths of the support for the various candidates that dropped out will go to the endorsed candidate, with the other 1/4th going to the other major candidate. I’ll toss in some extra-secret sauce, blend it through a spreadsheet, and conservatively say that McCain will pick up 120 of those 182, with Huckabee picking up the other 62.

Add that back into the numbers above, and McCain effectively enjoys a 946-254 lead with 1,019 delegates left to go, plus Romney’s 145 “pledged” delegates. McCain needs to pick up about 245 delegates, or about 24% of the remaining delegates, to lock up the nomination, while Huckabee and Paul together would need to pick up 774 delegates (76% of the remaining delegates) just to potentially send it to a brokered convention, and that assumes McCain does not pick up any of Romney’s “pledged” delegates.

Revisions/extensions (1:14 pm 2/13/2008) – Welcome, Campaign Spot readers. I hope my server is stout enough to handle this. To answer Jim’s question, did anybody not named McCain nor on his campaign, between March 2000 and November 2007, think McCain would be the nominee after George W. Bush?

Word of the political season….”Man Crush”

by @ 8:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I can’t ever remember being in a conversation where I referenced another man by saying I felt a “thrill going up my leg.” Then again, I’ve never voted Democrat.

February 12, 2008

Pimp the vote; Politics Online Conference edition

by @ 17:13. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It seems that the folks putting on the Politics Online Conference at the beginning of next month have a contest called the Golden Dot Awards. It further seems that a certain brunette got herself nominated for Best Vlog, and voting is now open. It would be very nice to see MKH add to her trophy case, so go, vote for HamNation for Best Vlog. Do it as many times as they’ll let you.

As long as you’re there, Matt Lewis has a couple more suggestions; TownHall for Online Dream Team and Amanda Carpenter for Best Political Coverage (since I didn’t see Jim Geraghty, there’s no conflict of interest here).

How to win the election

by @ 15:45. Filed under Politics - National.

I know this may be a bit challenging time wise but…

I propose that we quickly amend the constitution so that the next President is picked only by Super Delegates. We also have to make sure that ALL Super Delegates are males between the age of 21 and 25.

Crazy idea? Who do you think would be more successful at influencing their vote?

This daughter

or this daughter?

Oh, and just for the record, I do not think sending your daughter to visit a 21 year old Super Delegate is pimping. I don’t think there’s ever been a Clinton that has been exploited…..exploitive yes, but never exploited.

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