JSOnline’s DayWatch reports that 30-year-old Ryan A. Mueller of Sheboygan Falls was charged yesterday with felony burglary after DNA evidence linked him to the theft of $20 from a 2-year-old’s piggy bank. I’m trying not to unleash a string of expletives here, but who the <expletive deleted> is so <expletive deleted> depraved to go sneaking into a bedroom where a child is sleeping and take cash out of a piggy bank?
The good news is he was caught and now, if convicted, can get 9 years, 6 months to cool his heels in a state pen. The bad; it’s Sheboygan County, where the lawgivers-in-black tend to do stupid <expletive deleted> like let sex offenders who entice children walk (a from-the-archives special is over here.
