No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for September 6th, 2007

NFL Week 1

by @ 16:51. Filed under Sports.

Yes, the Brewers are back in a tie for first, but we’ve got NFL football. Get your phones out, call up Knock Knees Tony, and get your bets in. Here we go with a 16-0 start, with the lines from Bodog (or is that 0-16; I always suck Week 1 :-) –

New Orleans @ Indianapolis (-6) – There will be no letdown from the Super Bowl this week.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville (-6.5) – The Titans have no running back and no defense.
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland (+5.5) – Suckitude in mirror is closer than it appears, especially in a road division game.
Philadelphia (-3) @ Green Bay – Now starting at running back for the Pack – Edgar Bennett.
New England (-6.5) @ NY Jets – Until proven otherwise, it’s J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*!
Atlanta @ Minnesota (-3) – They’re already calling for Joanie Harrington’s head in Hotlanta.
Carolina @ St. Louis (-1.5) – When in doubt, Dome it.
Denver (-3) @ Buffalo – It doesn’t matter who runs for the Broncos; he will get 1,000 yards.
Kansas City @ Houston (-3) – Don’t ask me why the Texans are getting 3. Just know that this is a push game and make your bank on the under 37.5.
Miami @ Washington (-3) – The game of the weak.
Chicago (+6.5) @ San Diego – The under 43 is just screaming to be taken with two of the best defenses on the field and a new coach for the Bolts.
Tampa Bay @ Seattle (-6) – Give all you want, the Seahags will score more.
Detroit @ Oakland (-2) – Normally, I wouldn’t take Duh Raiders. However, you guys on the cold-and-snowy side of the pond know just how bad Duh Lions are.
NY Giants @ Dallas (-6) – The two biggest pass-catching threats for the G-men are banged up. Over/under on the number of Grammatica PAT misses – 1 (take the over).
Baltimore @ Cincinnati (-3) – This early, take the offense.
Arizona @ San Francisco (-3) – There is a reason why Alex Smith went #1 and Leinart slipped badly. Exploit it.

Mary Katharine Ham interviews Bradley Smith

by @ 13:03. Filed under Politics - National.

Smith, for those of you who didn’t know (and I didn’t until today), is a former Federal Election Commission chairman/commissioner who knows campaign finance laws like few others. In a very special treat, the Hammer gives us not one, not two, not three, but four slices of her video with him.

Watch and learn what the decisions announced yesterday mean for blogs, campaigns, and 527s.

Dogs and cats living together, or sheep into the lion’s den

by @ 11:05. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

I don’t know which is more likely when Jay Heck, executive director of Common Cause Wisconsin, makes an appearance at the September 12 meeting of the Center Right Coalition. As usual, the meeting is at 9 am at the Madison Club (5 E. Wilson next to the Hilton in Madison). If you plan on joining in on this unique meeting, let Mark Block know at markb – at – afphq – dot – org (you ought to know what to do to get that to a proper e-mail address).

I didn’t see the reminder from Mark in the e-mail, but what is said there stays there unless it’s said for attribution. In short, don’t expect a kiss-and-tell from me.

Presidential Pool – end of the summer revisit

by @ 10:42. Filed under Politics - National.

Nothing much has changed on the Dem end of the pool from the first-blush look. Edwards has hung on a bit longer than I thought, but he’s still a distant third, with Obama a distant second, to Clinton. Nobody has yet dropped out, and the DNC is serious about punishing states that leapfrog Iowa/Nevada/New Hampshire/Super-Duper Oversized Tuesday, so that’s the left-end update.

Things, however, are far more interesting on the Pubbie end, with a heap of changes from the first-blush look. I was a bit off in saying Tommy Thompson would be the first out (Jim Gilmore was), though I will claim that he’s the first one I named that departed. Meanwhile, Fred Thompson has finally entered, and it appears likely everybody that’s running is in. ‘Tis time to go through each one rather briefly:

Sam Brownback – Somebody please tell me his platform beyond amnesty and a 3-nation Iraq “solution”. I just don’t know what it is. Oh, and he has no chance.

Mike Huckabee – He’s become the anointed placeholder/dark-horse in the previous absence of Fred Thompson. Unfortunately, he’s a proven tax-hiker, and he supports the 23% 30% “Fair”Tax. Beyond that, he’s vanilla.

Duncan Hunter – Repeating my early analysis, he’s a “mere” Congressman. That, along with a near-invisibility to the press, has doomed his candidacy to failure. I hope he’s at least on the short list for VP because he is without question the most-conservative of the bunch.

Rudy Giuliani – For a conservative, he is truly a one-trick pony. Fortunately for him, that one trick is the GWOT, and he’s not afraid to call out the enemy as “radical” Islam. Also fortunately for him, he is for the moment the most-liberal non-toofer in the race, which means the media is fawning over him. Unfortunately, the rest of his record is anything but good (fee tax-hiker, gun-grabber, pro-abortion, need I go on?), and if he receives the nomination, he would lose all the media at that moment just like John McCain lost them when Giuliani joined the race.

John McCain – I’ll say one thing; he is quoted most often by his opponents. If anything, he is even stronger on the GWOT than Giuliani, even though he wrongly believes that if we don’t torture, the Islamists won’t. Unfortunately, there’s already three strikes against him (4 if you include his extreme dislike for Christian conservatives); an utter refusal to consider tax cuts as a way to shrink government, McCain-Feingold, and amnesty for illegal aliens.

Ron Paul – I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again and again and again until the convention (I don’t see the toofer conceding until then); Paul is in the wrong party and in the wrong era.

Mitt Romney – With the collapse of McCain, the Republican version of Bill Clinton emerged as the early challenger to the media candidate. Almost all of his conservative views have only manifested themselves in the last 13 years. Of course, the fact they manifested themselves that all in Massachusetts is a plus, but not enough in my mind to override my concerns of his earlier liberalism.

Tom Tancredo – I thought he killed his campaign when he called for a full-stop on immigration a couple debates ago, then drew down his staff. Like Hunter and Paul, he’s “only” a Congressman, and he is a one-trick pony on immigration.

Fred Thompson – He’s said the right things in his run-up, but like Romney, he has a few liberal skeletons in his closet. However, do not underestimate the power of height and TV presence.

So, what’s next? The cracked hard-boiled eggshell has Brownback, Hunter and Tancredo all drop out by the end of this month. It is likely that Huckabee will follow them before Iowa as he realizes he was just a placeholder. Beyond Iowa, states are leap-frogging each other too much right now to predict who will have the big mo going into Super-Duper Oversized Tuesday, but I do know that it won’t be McCain or Paul.

Dhimms do not like to hear good news

by @ 1:08. Filed under Politics - National, War on Terror.

(H/T – HotAir Headlines)

Guess it’s time to bring back an oldie-but-good HamNation. As predicted, the DhimmiRATs are already dismissing the not-yet-delivered Petraeus report, prefering their own self-commissioned and -ordered “the war is lost” conclusion.

Fred’s in

by @ 0:25. Filed under Politics - National.

You can watch the webcast announcement either at his new campaign site (www.fred08.com) or on YouTube (thanks for the latter, Ian).

Now, who is going to be out by the end of the month? Don’t forget to vote on the left.

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