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No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

January 21, 2009

Worst. Inauguration. Evah.

by @ 7:14. Filed under Business, Economy.

Or so say the equities markets; I stayed away from anything broadcasting news of the corona…er, inaugura…er, coronation. How bad did the markets take it? Let’s review some selected lowlights from Bloomberg’s story:

– The Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 4%, the worst percentage drop on Inauguration Day in the history of the average.
– The S&P 500, off to its worst start of a year ever (11% over 12 trading days), plunged 5.3%.
– The S&P 500 Financials Index is at a near-14-year low, closing at its lowest level since March 1995, with all 81 companies lower at the close.
– One professor who saw the meltdown coming says that the US banking system is “effectively insolvent”, with capital of $1.4 trillion and possible losses of $3.6 trillion.

I wonder what will happen when (I no longer believe “if” applies) the Treasuries markets are no longer able to absorb all the debt being printed up and proposed to be printed up.

Fiat Hearts Chrysler

by @ 5:25. Filed under Economy, Politics - National.

News out today that Fiat has obtained a 35% interest in Chrysler.   They have an option to increase their stake to 55% although those terms weren’t disclosed.

Anyone buying a 35% in a rapidly failing company in a flailing industry is news.   Obtaining a 35% interest in a company while providing no cash remarkable.   Why would Chrysler give up 35% of what admittedly is a company that has nearly zero worth, for an agreement that brought no cash?

According to the published reports, the marriage makes sense for both companies.   Fiat has wanted to reenter the US market.   Via Chrysler, they have access to a dealer network and a lot of unused production capacity.   Chrysler is supposed to get access to Fiats design work which is supposed to be particularly good in mid and compact cars.   While the arguments for the combination make some sense, I saw a nearly throw away comment in the article that caught my eye:

“However,” he warned, “the deal does not provide Chrysler with any new liquidity commitments from Fiat, which could reflect a desire by Fiat to protect its investment under future downside scenarios for Chrysler.”

This is another lesson in the unintended consequences of government activity.

I have no doubt that both parties see benefits in their arrangement.       However, it’s clear from the statement in the article that the only real reason this relationship exists is because the government has provided $4 billion with the promise of much more to come.     That last bit is why Chrysler is willing to give away 35% of itself for little more than nothing.

Chrysler must present a plan to the Auto Czar by May 1st.   This plan needs to show how they will satisfy the shrill calls for greater fuel efficiency and make a profit.    How credible the plan is will weigh on the Czar’s decision not only to advance more funds, but  whether the already advanced $4 billion should be yanked backed.     Chrysler has ranked near the bottom of fleet fuel efficiency and have no magic beans to quickly grow something saleable in the efficiency market.   Additionally, Chrysler is sitting on a ton of excess capacity.   Capacity/overhead costs, that  will be a substantial drain on their ability to show profitability in any reasonable time.   Fiat provides answer to both of those questions.  

It’s pretty clear that Fiat has no interest in supporting Chrysler if they get no additional government funding.   If the government cuts Chrysler off, Fiat will just rip up their otherwise worthless contracts and look for another alternative, maybe even pick up some of the bankrupted assets on the cheap.

While you’ll hear lots of reports in the papers and even during follow up hearings, as the automakers beg for more money, about how much Fiat ♥ Chrysler, don’t be fooled.   There wouldn’t and won’t be any marriage if the government is holding a shotgun paid for by taxpayers money!

Update 1/21 – Dad29 pointed out that reports out this morning are saying that Fiat only   ♥ Chrysler if Chrysler brings an additiona $3 billion dowery.   Being right so often is a burden I gladly bear for NRE’s readers :)

These People Know How to Party!

by @ 5:12. Filed under Economy, Politics - National.

As reported by the Agency who shall not be named and others, Hamas supporters spent the day celebrating the fact that even though they suffered numerous casualties and destruction, they weren’t wiped off the face of the earth.

I’m wondering if we should be taking notes.

The Hill.com is reporting today that a “stimulus bill” of $1 trillion is not even enough for some Democrats:

"Some of us are saying we need a stimulus of 1.2 or 1.3 or 1.4 trillion to prevent a depression, rather than just slow our descent into a depression," said Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.).

Hamas is partying after losing and suffering economic damage of a paltry $2 billion.   Think of how big our party will be after Congress flushes $4 trillion ($2 trillion Treasury won’t tell what they spent it on, $700 Billion TARP and the stimulus plan), and have nothing more to show for it than “We aren’t dead yet!”  

Now that I think of it, wouldn’t we all have a lot more fun and probably stimulate the economy just as much,  if instead of waiting until the $4 trillion is spent, we take it and put it all towards a party now?

January 20, 2009

Announcing the Sammies

by @ 16:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

My friends at the Sam Adams Alliance proudly announce the nominations for the 2nd Annual Sammies have begun. Yes, there is some cash for the best out there. Let’s take a look at the categories:

Best Video: Produce a video (drama, satire, documentary, etc.) about economic and/or individual liberty in relation to an issue at the state or local level. Video must be under 5 minutes and already be uploaded to Youtube: $5,000 cash prize!
Sunshine Award: Use your state’s open records laws to uncover government corruption, waste or malfeasance. Hint: FOIA is your best friend: $5,000 prize!
Tea Party Award: Organize a grassroots event that makes a strong political point – that initiates a public discussion, that earns media attention – on an important state or local issue. Something like the Boston Tea Party: $5,000 cash prize!
Best State or Local-Level Blogger: Post regularly on a blog that covers issues like government transparency, political corruption, property rights, etc., at the state or local level: $5,000 cash prize!
Modern-Day Sam Adams: Lead a state political effort and achieve a major victory for liberty: $10,000 cash prize!!

New for 2009:
Wikiteer: An award for contributors to Sam wikis – Ballotpedia, Judgepedia, and Sunshine Review – who has created and maintained the most accurate, comprehensive, and encyclopedic page or portal. $1,000 for each of the three.
Microblogger of the Year: An award for someone who has used a free social networking and micro-blogging platform such as Twitter to effectively influence and engage others in local and state politics. How do you measure microblogging? Level of influence, social engagement, and number of stories broken. $2,000 cash prize!
Blogivist of the Year: An award for the most influential, consistent, and popular blogger using Blogivists. $2,500 cash prize!
Voter Watchdog: An award going to an individual or group who has helped prevent voter fraud come November. For guidance, please see the Voter Integrity Project (submissions made there will be automatically entered into Sammies and vice versa). $2,500 cash prize!

Do see the home page of the contest for important rules and entry information.

I Pledge To…..

by @ 11:47. Filed under Obama worship.

Oh…just watch the video

Warning…as recommended by a previous viewer….make sure your mouth is pointing away from your computer…just in case.

(h/t Jonah Goldberg at NRO)

OK, a few random thoughts

  • The left bristles at the notion of the Obama Messiah complex but seriously,   if this isn’t a cult of personality what are these people saying?
  • I’m going to love, be a better father, smile more, end hunger, be a great mother blah, blah, blah because of Barack Obama?  Is this the first time these people have been proud of their country?
  • Other than win an election, Obama has done nothing….nothing and yet these people are acting as he really has caused the seas to recede.

Congratulations President Obama.   I trust your  god like persona  is up to the worship and devotion these people show.

The Morning Scramble – 1/20/2009

by @ 8:29. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Somewhere, it’s 5 o’clock. As Bluto says, “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4[/youtube]

  • Follow-Up To Yesterday, Part I – Tom McMahon has a drinking game for designated drivers. I think we can still get 3 drinks out of that card.
  • Follow-Up To Yesterday, Part II –Dan Riehl speculates that it was Al Qaeda trying to bring back the 12th Century that brought The Black Plague upon them.
  • Bill Quick has today’s dose of Islamokazi-induced Doom and Gloom from north of the border that looks suspiciously familiar. First Europe, then Canada, and we’re next.
  • Last direct Obamination Coronation mention – the Pheisty Joey has a very brave son, who is wearing a “HYPE” t-shirt to school today.
  • Tim Graham plays an advanced version of “Name That Party”. Not only did the presstitutes fail to mention the perp was a ‘Rat, they tried to tarnish the other half of the bipartisan Party-In-Government.
  • Brian reports that libraries across the country are about to be closed to children because of the past lead-based actions of the Red Chinese. The law of (un)intended consequences strikes again.
  • Gravelle is disturbed that we won’t get the Wii Gun, while Europe and Australia will.
  • Gabriel Malor finds that we’re winning the public opinion battle on Gorebal “Warming” to go along with the scientific victory. Again, I mourn the fact that we’ve already lost the political war.
  • Silent E found Gorebal “Warming” High Priest Algore Goracle carved in effigy in Alaska. Alaskans are already tempting frozen fate by having just the effigy; they’re really asking for it by inviting Algore up there.
  • Dad29 reports there will not be any more accountability to the second half of the TARP as there was for the first half. I’m shocked, SHOCKED!
  • Patrick McIlheran is shocked, SHOCKED that the d-word is no longer mentionable.
  • Kevin Jackson illustrates what is in our economic future – it starts with a “Z” and ends with “imbabwe”.
  • SER illustratres the economic bailout with farm animals (mildly NSFW).
  • Back to WMDs, Lex found the Persians were the first users of chemical weapons. Why do I get the sinking feeling they’ll also be the next users of WMDs?
  • Zip reports that Iran is going back to the drawing board with Hamas. Something tells me we won’t have to wait very long for the next phase in the World vs. Israel war.
  • Charles Johnson throws some cold scalding-hot water kim-chee on the noted sinking feeling; North Korea is now on a war footing. I guess Krazy Kim wants to beat the Mad Mullahs to the next mushroom cloud.

There’s more out there, but I need to be blotto by 11.

I Thought They Said “Opposites Attract”

by @ 5:48. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The Agency who must not be named  writes that during an appearance on the Obamaophra show, Jill Biden told the audience that Joe had been offered his choice of being Secretary of State or VP.   Immediately upon which Joe turned red and tried to shush her.

Apparently the problem of “opening mouth before engaging brain” is not a problem for only one spouse in the Biden household.   Then again, perhaps like many a good wife, she was just speaking for Joe?

An Historic Event

by @ 5:42. Filed under Politics - National.

No, not the inauguration, this:

“the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” a temporary restroom specialist tells ABC News,

Yes, an historic event certainly.   Soon to be appropriately followed by another historic event as congress looks to pass the largest appropriation bill ever:

the largest output of a political bowel movement ever!

January 19, 2009

The Morning Scramble – 1/19/2009

by @ 12:46. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Time to put you in the Iron Maiden…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8HwFpxv54[/youtube]

  • NiceDeb proves again, and again, and again, and again, and again that Shoebox was right when he said there was no difference between 57 ‘Rats and 60 ‘Rats.
  • Skip is shocked, SHOCKED that the ‘Rat half of the bipartisan Party-In-Government is seizing another opportunity to expand the pork. News flash – both halves of the bipartisan P-I-G will seize every opportunity (see the above item).
  • Owen found the shine already coming off the HopenChange Express. No matter; the presstitutes will just continue to cover for the next 4-8 years.
  • Charles Johnson presents them with the 2008 Idiotarian Award for just that behavior.
  • Matt Spivey reports the teachers’ unions are also more than willing to participate in the propaganda.
  • SteveT adds the Leftosphere to the propaganda – they’re throwing the race card out at those of us who won’t partake of the Obamination Inauguration.
  • Tom McMahon has the only way to watch that. The staff of NRE is not responsible for alcohol poisoning if one chooses to use it for a drinking game instead of bingo (though I note alcohol poisoning is better than cyanide-laced Kool-Aid).
  • Fausta found that it’s “cool” to fly the flag again. Of course, the flag in question is either the old Soviet Union hammer-and-sickle or this one…
  • Michelle Malkin is shocked, SHOCKED that the official flag of the Obama States of America (or is it Amerika) has been defaced (literally).
  • Jim Hoft declares the War On Terror the most-successful ever, at least in terms of casualties.
  • Dad29 lists some of those Islamokazis who have assumed room cave Hell temperature.
  • DrewM. found a side benefit of going back to the 12th Century – The Plague returns, Islamokazis hardest hit.
  • Thomas Lifson has Exhibit #513,213,592 of UN complicity in the war on Israel. Somehow, I doubt that Israel ending the offensive against Hamas a couple days before their shield in the UNSecurity Council evaporates will save them from having the UN compllicity become official UN policy.
  • John McAdams runs the numbers on the soon-to-be-reality-living-nightmare KRM. Of course, since there’s an additional 9 days of sick leave vacation, it’s “only” a subsidy of $12,000 per year for those who live in Kenosha.
  • Random10 proves Gorebal “Warming”, or at least mandates to combat it, have lethal consequences.
  • Martinra measures how many “a”s it takes to scream.
  • Adam cashes in on the collectible craze with Jack Bauer Commemorative Coins. I guess being out of work has caused Mike Novick to put on a few pounds.

If it’s Monday, and it’s between the Divisional Round and Memorial Day, it must be a “24” Monday. Unfortunately, I won’t be part of the Blogs.4Bauer liveblog tonight (prior committments, dammit), but don’t let that stop you from being part of it.

Another reason to read 4-Block World

by @ 11:02. Filed under Politics - National.

Tom McMahon came up with the definitive Barack Obama Inauguration Speech Bingo and Drinking Game card

Please send all thanks and credit his way (I disabled comments, trackbacks and pingbacks for this post to help you on your way).

It Seemed Like a Good Idea At The Time…

The Shoelets each have a T-shirt that has that saying on the front of it.   As 10 year old boys, there isn’t a caption I can think of, that is at the same time funnier  or truer.   At this age, the Shoelets are completely oblivious to the consequences of their actions.   They focus every moment of their lives in the moment that their lives happen to be in, at the moment.

The same could be said about many in the environmental community.   Too often they get focused on one specific issue or goal and don’t understand the implications or ramifications of their actions.   Case in point.   This article from the Agency who shall not be named.

The article tells about how environmentalists wanted to take the island of Macquarie back to its pristine condition.   Problem was, the island had a bunch of cats, rats, mice and rabbits that had inadvertently attained residence via boat transport over the years.   Well, “pristine” certainly couldn’t include feral cats so folks went about killing them off.   Then, a funny thing happened on the way to “pristine.”   Without the cats to keep them in check i.e. kill and eat them, the rabbits, mice and rats were now living in paradise.   While they lived in paradise, the vegetation of paradise was taking a beating.   With the vegetation taking a beating, the birds that relied on it also took a beating.

After figuring out that their first “fix” didn’t work, the environmentalists are going back for another try.   This time they will get the mice, rats and rabbits all at one time.   Of course, this is going to cost them over $16M for the 49 Sq. Mi. island not to mention that the island has been set back many years in an environmental sense.

In the same vein, here comes the world’s favorite Goreacle Acolyte, Jim Hansen.   He’s moved from being the world’s cheerleader for AGW to becoming the world’s hysteric for AGW:

President ‘has four years to save Earth’

US must take the lead to avert eco-disaster

Hansen’s big concern this time?   The ice caps are melting even faster than we thought which will make the seas rise even higher than we thought and we don’t have any more time to wait!!!!!!   Geez, does this guy ever peruse the internet?  

I find it interesting that Hansen has put a 4 year time frame on responding to his nonsense.   I’m torn on the reason.   It could be that as more and more evidence comes out refuting the link between carbon dioxide and climate change, Hansen may believe his gravy train is about to run out if he doesn’t get it codified by Congress.   On the other hand, it could be that he already believes that Obama will only be a one term President and the next one won’t be as gullible.

I also find it interesting that Hansen took his plea first to the British and US science communities in an attempt to “stir the pot:”

As a result of his fears about sea-level rise, Hansen said he had pressed both Britain’s Royal Society and the US National Academy of Sciences to carry out an urgent investigation of the state of the planet’s ice-caps.

The response?   Radio silence:

However, nothing had come of his proposals.

If rational thought and sound science were applied, I have no doubt that Congress would shelve Hansen, along with his increasingly questionable dataand focus on more pressing matters.   The problem is that Congress isn’t a whole lot different than 10 year olds, they focus every moment of their lives in the moment that their lives happen to be in, at the moment.

20 years from now, after spending billions of dollars, short changing the growth of the economy and showing absolutely no greater control over the earth’s temperature, someone will look back and ask why Hansen, President Obama and Congress led us down an obviously flawed path.   The only answer they will receive, the answer that Congress provides for nearly every issue that in bungles (see Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, TARP etc.) will be, “It seemed like a good idea at the time!”

January 17, 2009

Illegal Wiretapping, Blah, Blah, Blah

by @ 5:55. Filed under Politics - National.

Um, NO!

The Wiretap Vindication

 

FISA sets the record straight.

Bush was right and kept you safe.   You should have appreciation for at least the latter.

Try to Keep Your Breakfast Down.

by @ 5:44. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Rarely have I seen information that brought me so close to puking on my computer:

The headine in the News agency that shall not be named:

Madoff fund may have made no trades

It is now being reported that Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA) noted:

no indication of any trading

And

no evidence of customer account statements being generated

by Madoff’s firm.

Even though the SEC was given numerous tips that not was all right at Madoff’s firm, they never stopped to ask to see trade statements or customer statements.   This in spite of Madoff running a brokerage business that was showing consistent investment returns year after year.

As a former auditor, (I’m a recovering CPA), the SEC’s activity, or more properly lack of fundamental audit curiosity goes beyond negligence.   It’s hard to believe even a junior auditor would make such a oversight not once, but on multiple occasions.

I was not enamored with much of McCain’s campaign.   He failed to be aggressive when he needed to be, stuck his finger in the eye of conservatives unnecessarily and completely bungled calling a halt to his campaign to get involved in the original TARP authorization.   I will however give kudos to McCain in calling out SEC Chairman Christopher Cox and called for his termination.

January 16, 2009

A Hat Tip

by @ 9:12. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The story has been covered from every angle possible…probably because the crash occurred nearly on the doorstep of many MSM offices….the news under their nose, but that’s a different post.

No Runny Eggs wants to extend a hearty congratulations to Pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III, Co-pilot Jeffrey Skiles, a Wisconsin  resident no less, and the rest of the crew on a job WELL DONE!

In honor of their efforts, I offer the following:


That’s the Belgian group Goose.

What?   You should want I offer this?

January 15, 2009

A New Drinking Game

by @ 19:56. Filed under Politics - National.

Numerous drinking games have been developed around taking a drink each time a specific phrase is stated.   As an example, in one version of a drinking game around the show “24,” you would take a drink each time Jack Bauer says “You have got to trust me,” or “I don’t have time to explain.”   You can also have a drinking game around specific events.   Again, looking at the show “24” you would take a drink each time Jack shoots someone or tortures someone.

I propose a new drinking game.   A game that we all can play throughout this Congressional year.   I propose that conservatives take a drink for each Republican who votes for a Senate bill that is anti small government and anti libertarian that would not have passed out of the Senate without the support of Republicans.

Today, the Senate approved, or more appropriately didn’t prevent, releasing the next $350B tranche of the TARP funds.   The vote won or actually failed, with the support of 6 Republicans.

If there was ever an opportunity for Republicans to set a new tone, one of accountability and fiscal conservatism, this was it.     No one can tell us how the initial $350B was actually used.   No one can give us any details on how the $350B has helped.   The closest we get to any explanation is something along the line of “we didn’t see a melt down.”   Along with “too big to fail,” that line is getting old.

This was an opportunity for Republicans to put Democrats on notice that they no longer get to use “BUUUUUUUUUSH” as a reason for everything they do.   The Republicans should have supported the withholding of the funds and made then, President Obama veto the vote if he felt so strongly that the money was needed.  

The next and perhaps final opportunity of relevance for the Republicans to begin the process of redefining themselves will come with the Stimulus bill.   Contrary to Obama’s assurances, you can bet that that bill will be full of pork and be very lite, if it has any at all, true tax cuts.   As I noted here, I don’t have much hope that Republicans will have the spines to pull that off.

It’s going to be a long couple of years watching this Senate.   It’s hard to imagine anything positive coming out of it other than by playing my drinking game (6 drinks tonight), we’ll increase the economic activity of alcohol distributors!

Prost!

Eggs on the road – next couple days

by @ 16:40. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Tonight, 5:30 pm-8 pm – Conservative Young Professionals of Milwaukee’s January Happy Hour with Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker, Karma, 600 E Ogden Ave in Milwaukee

Tomorrow, 10 am – Tom Rubin, the author of Reason’s study of the KRM, Milwaukee County Courthouse room 203B, 901 N. 9th St in Milwaukee.

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 1/15/2009

It’s too cold to come up with a pithy open, so I’ll let Lynyrd Skynyrd do the talking…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDTQ1aLlJ9c[/youtube]

  • John provides an example of the good that Project Valour-IT does. I am proud to support this cause.
  • Amanda Carpenter and Hugh Hewitt face off on the worthiness (or lack thereof) of Treasury Secretary-designate Timothy Geithner. I see Geithner as just another example of Chicago politics (yes, I know he’s actually from the Tammany Hall wing).
  • Josh Schroeder is shocked, SHOCKED that the U.S. Senate Bean Soup (yes, there is such a thing) has a bunch of pork in it.
  • Jim Geraghty reports that the $1 trillion $1.3 trillion “stimulus” has grown 30%.
  • King Banian marvels at the request from Duluth for $6 million for a snow-making machine. While the $83,000 per job is a “bargain” compared to the $230,000 per job in the overall “stimulus”, why would a city that averages over 80 inches of snow per year need a snow-making machine?
  • Shoebox proves his statement that there is no difference between 57, 58, 59 or 60 ‘Rats in the Senate once again – they’re about to roll over on releasing the other $350 billion in the original bailout.
  • Ace found yet another set of words from Barack Obama that have reached their expiration date – his vow to not rest until Osama bin Laden’s head was on a pike in the Oval Office. I wonder if he was worried that Ted “Swimmer” Kennedy and CNN would confuse the two of them again.
  • Charlie Sykes compares and contrasts the last and the next inaugurations. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that the presstitutes, especially The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™, are silent about the record cost of this one.
  • Dave in Texas found “Baby Come Back” on Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez’ iPod, as news that he is pulling back from the nationalization of Venezuela’s oil industry comes to light.
  • John Hawkins has reason #243,129 to militarize the southern border – Mexico is one of two countries that are on course for a “rapid and sudden collapse”.
  • Zip found the latest piece of evidence that the UN is at the least complicit in Hamas’ war against Israel.
  • Bill Quick asks the War College, “(I)f we can’t know our enemy, how can we defeat him?” That’s right, the next generation of warriors are not learning about radical Islam.
  • I can’t leave without some warm thoughts – Asian Badger cheers a double dose of goodness coming to southern Wisconsin from the premier aerobatics teams in the world. Mark down 5/30-5/31 and 7/25-7/26 on your calendars NOW!

Well, it is Open Thread Thursday, so take over already.

Pardon Me If I Don’t Hold My Breath

by @ 5:08. Filed under Economy, Politics - National.

The New York Times is reporting that President elect Barack Obama may have found a way to get   the remaining $350 billion of TARP money…he’s going to promise to use it properly.   Already Republicans are starting to cave:

South Dakota Republican Sen. John Thune  said a public statement might be helpful in easing the concerns of some Republicans and South Carolina Republican Sen. Jim DeMint said he believed such a statement would be made by Obama’s team.

As of this point, no one can tell us how the first $350 billion was used.   No one can tell us what benefit it provided.   Further, Treasury is still fighting lawsuits to release information on  how they used $2 trillion.   Finally, we’ve got Obama continuing to negotiate an increasing stimulus package, now reported to be $850 billion, with no real detail but cries of “it’s not big enough.”

With what we’ve seen on how all of the various “bailouts” have been handled to date, we’re now supposed to believe that an “assurance” from Obama will  cause transparency and integrity to shoot forth from this next tranche?

It’s  more and more obvious  that some of the Senate Republicans are out of touch with the world outside of the beltway.   If they were paying attention they would know that all of Obama’s commitments have all been determined to have an expiration date  on them.   It seems that the day from statement to expiration is decreasing along with the days to Obama’s inauguration.

While the Senate Republicans may get bamboozled by:

reassurances the money would be focused on trying to fix the financial industry crisis that has also left millions of families experiencing home foreclosures,

you’ll pardon me if I don’t hold my breath to see it happen, even if it’s only for just five more days!

January 14, 2009

Carol Andrews comes to town, tone of press relations to plummet

by @ 14:42. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

WisPolitics has a press release from Jim Doyle’s office that says he hired Carol Andrews as Communications Director. In the interest of being the cloud in the sky, I present a couple of Andrews’ greatest hits:

RedState illustrates just how negative the campaigns she is a part of are, specifically her last one (the Tom Allen-Susan Collins race last year).

– This short video from her 2006 work on Harold Ford’s Senatorial campaign shows what happens when the press doesn’t play ball like Maine’s media did last year…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlqe6EbSnuY[/youtube]

– How bad is Andrews’ reputation? Liz Garrigan of the Nashville Scene stated, ‘Among Tennessee media (and now Maine’s), she is perhaps the most reviled political communications operative in recent memory.”

The gubernatorial race next year is shaping up to be even slimier than either the 2006 one or the 1998 Senate race.

Coming Soon To a Congress Near You?

by @ 5:15. Filed under Politics - Minnesota.

The Independent of the UK is reporting on a new social engineering program being considered by the British government.

The government has determined that:

Young people from poor backgrounds have less chance of landing a highly paid job than their parents did because some measures of social mobility have gone backwards.

According to the British government this is unfair and needs to be fixed.   Instead of leaving this to personal motivation or telling people to “work hard,” “apply themselves,”   the British have decided that a law would be the best way to solve the problem.

Ministers will consider imposing a new legal duty on the Government and the rest of the public sector to close the gap between people from different backgrounds in every policy decision they make.

Wow!   A law that requires the government to make sure that all of their decisions are focused on providing, not equal opportunity but, equal outcomes for all.

First, I’m not sure how you would contemplate equal outcomes in all government business.   Can you imagine the discussion of what the implications of say building a new bridge might be, under this bill?   Things like: What are the workers paid and what are their socioeconomic situations, who will use the bridge will there be as many poor people as wealthy people?   You can take this to its logical stupid conclusion.

More importantly, with a law like this, how does the government not become paralyzed?   It would seem like every decision that is made would be ripe for a lawsuit from someone claiming that they didn’t receive their economic equality out of the decision.

At least there’s one person in Britain that understands that you can legislate this kind of stuff:

Theresa May, the shadow Equality minister, said: “The Government thinks social inequality can be solved by passing a law. You don’t make people’s lives better by telling them they have a legal right to a better life.

You’re right Theresa, you can’t.   However, you can fill them full of hopeychange and promise that you’ll do this exact thing for them if   only they elect the messiah!

January 13, 2009

Talk Like Jack Bauer Day – 1/14/2009

by @ 11:21. Tags:
Filed under Miscellaneous.

If it’s the middle of January, it must be right about time for Talk Like Jack Bauer Day. If you forgot how to talk like Jack Bauer, here’s a FAQ for you, dammit!!!!!

The Morning Scramble – 1/13/2009

by @ 10:39. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Metallica was in town last night. Unfortunately, I couldn’t go because “24” was on. In an unusual move, I’m offering two versions of “Master of Puppets”. If you need to avoid f-bombs, head on over to the Townhall version of this place for today’s song from the Alternica days; if you need the full-throated version from a time when Metallica kicked ass and kicked ass (and had plenty of kick-ass), here it is in all its glory…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEL6_SuQCu8[/youtube]

It’s time for the Alan Shepard’s prayer since I’m getting a Campaign Spot spike – “Please, Lord, don’t let me screw up.”

  • Kathy Carpenter compares and contrasts the attitudes toward the government bailout among the various current-governor GOP candidates for the 2012 nomination. There is a shocker there that Michelle Malkin picked up on; that’s all I’m going to say.
  • Now They Tell Us, Part I – Jim Geraghty found CNN admitting that Barack Obama is looking like a different President than the candidate he posed as.
  • Now They Tell Us, Part II – Amanda Carpenter is shocked, SHOCKED The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™ waited until just before Sen. Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) Secretary of State confirmation hearing begins (or began, depending on how fast I can finish this up) to reveal her Chicago Way bona-fides.
  • Speaking of the Chicago Way, doubleplusundead found a couple of potential Mobsters/future Senators (what’s the difference?) practicing the Chicago version of the Good Samaritan (or at least the robbers who preceded the Samaritan).
  • Back to Obama – Jim Lynch “borrowed” an advance copy of his Inauguration speech. Trust me, it’s an instant classic.
  • Steve Hayward outlines my fears that Obama will be the 5th FDR term.
  • Shoebox wonders how the NAA(L)CP could be so economically blind. It’s either the pastels or the decided lack of red amongst the belles.
  • GayPatriotWest identifies a severe case of Jeff Gannon Disease among the Obama press corps organs.
  • Warner Todd Huston brings news that bloggers are now credentialed media in the eyes of the NYPD. I wonder whether it was the suit those bloggers brought against the NYPD or the possibility that the New York Times will fold this year that caused the change of heart.
  • V the K found another brilliant example of spelling and grammar from the anti-Semite crowd. A missing “s” not quite as classic as the “Juice” episode, but it is very illustrative of the current state of education.
  • Jim Hoft has Exhibit Number 1,432,243 in the decline and collapse of “Great” Britian – the police are being chased off by Islamists, who correctly call them “cowards”.
  • Shoebox exposes the reason why the Not-So-Big Three is now pushing for higher gas taxes. I’m reminded of how GM got the catalytic converter mandated while they had a stranglehold on the market.
  • The quote of the day comes from Doug Powers’s take on the call from Obama to delay the final step in the transition to digitial TV – “In this arena, the government has once again made the Three Stooges look like the U.S. Marine Corps Silent Drill Team.” Since I don’t want to disappoint the Marines, here’s the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon…

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90UPLLo6nY[/youtube]

    What, you were expecting the Stooges? Okay.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwirWWnzJKM[/youtube]

  • The runner-up comes from doubleplusundead’s news of the latest RINO Senate cave – Orrin Hatch (“R”-UT) acceptance of Eric “Pardons For Sale” Holder as Attorney General – “Who needs enemies when you have friends like this?”
  • If only they would take AWR Hawkins’ advice and ignore the 3 ‘Rat Rules of Politics.
  • Lance Burri wants gridlock instead of bailouts. After the veto-proof approval of a $10 billion land grab that oh-so-“conveniently” restores a major portion of the drill ban and the item 2 spots above, I’m not hopeful.
  • Flip proves that the natural extension of gridlock, Congress not being in town, is far better for the economy. 43 years of history cannot be completely wrong, especially when the difference is better than an order of magnitude.
  • Kevin Jackson proves that being poor pays.
  • Nick Schweitzer found the true lesson of a “Green” stunt pulled by a freshman Congresscritter – alternate fuels are not ready for prime time.
  • JammieWearingFool found an early candidate for Worst Father of the Year. I guess all those involved were just doing business transactions that legal Americans refuse to do when the father sold his daughter off for marriage in exchange for a promise for money, beer and meat. Bonus chutzpah – Papi went to the police to get his daughter back when his son-in-law didn’t cough up all the dough.
  • Your Health Minute, Part I – Christian Schneider links corn subisides, poor health, and calls for socializing health care like we did farming.
  • Your Health Minute, Part II – Lance Burri links socialized health care and government-mandated diets. I guess my mantra of not wanting to live forever, much less living forever on somebody else’s dime is out of vogue.
  • Adam found a show “ripped off” by “24”.

But Aren’t We Post Racial Now?

by @ 8:25. Filed under Miscellaneous.
Slavery Dresses?

Slavery Dresses?

According to this article, the NAACP is complaining that these costumes of an Alabama contingent reminds them of slavery and shouldn’t be allowed in the inauguration parade.     This really shows just how out of touch the NAACP has become.  

Isn’t it ironic that the NAACP nearly without exception, supported a black man to live in a big white house with columns?

white-house

Isn’t it also ironic that the man they backed is now  espousing economic policies that will  enslave all of us to burdensome deficits for generations to come?

Get antifreeze – Drinking Right is tonight

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is trying to defrost in time for Drinking Right tonight.

That’s right, sports fans. It’s the second Tuesday of the month, so it’s time for another round (or two, or three) of Drinking Right. This is your 12-hour warning to be at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee.

This is a blogging emergency. Insufficient levels of antifreeze have been known to cause very bad things to happen. You are instructed to replenish them to a sufficient, yet safe level, along with delicious pizza from Mama’s right next door.

Who’s Zoomin’ Who?

by @ 5:24. Filed under Miscellaneous.

From an article in USA Today:

Carmakers lean toward higher gas tax to fuel small-car sales

Well isn’t that just special!

For the two of you are are still wondering whether bailing out the Big 3 was a good or bad thing, wonder no more.

The govt. has become a significant shareholder of GM, Chrysler and soon to be Ford.   Those stakes are likely to be dramatically increased once Obama et. al. send another $12 – $18 billion their direction.   Don’t forget that as a part of the Big 3 bailout the Govt. gets to have an auto Tsar oversee and approve all kinds of activity of the Big 3 including how focused they are at loving Mother Earth and ostensibly whether they will make any money.

It’s well known that the Big 3 make most, if not all of their profit (well, if they make any profit at all), on large vehicles; trucks, SUV, large sedans.   The smaller the car, generally, the less money they make.   In fact, the Prius is still believed by many auto experts not to produce any profit at all.

It seems like the Big 3 are left between the proverbial rock and hard place.   On one hand they need to deliver a plan that shows they can be profitable.   On the other hand, in order to show their lover for Mother Earth and meet CAFE standards they need to find a way to sell more small cars, where they make less money.   How do they achieve both?   Simple!

The Obama administration  will have  to show that all the money they will pump into the auto companies has at least the facade of returning to profitability.   They also want lots more Green cars made and sold.   The magical part of this equation is that the Obama administration will soon be the most influential shareholder of the Big 3 and through gas taxes, have the ability to dictate higher gas prices thus driving consumers to smaller vehicles in a way that normal market factors can not.  

As an added consumer benefit, as demand for the smaller vehicles is driven by higher gas prices the price of the smaller vehicles will increase as well.   While this is counter to normal market forces you’ll need to remember that govt. induced decisions are not normal market forces.   Don’t believe me?   They say it themselves:

Automakers want to be able to charge premium prices for their smaller cars to make up for profits lost when sales of high-margin trucks fell off a cliff. They also must cover the cost of fuel-economy-related hardware and materials needed to meet federal rules "” as much as $1,000 a car.

Free markets provide the most options for the lowest price.   In contrast, government intervened markets give you all kinds of perversions in both options and pricing.  

Perversions used to be exception and something that “nice folks” tended to avoid.   With the ever expanding hand of government influencing markets of all kinds it looks like you’ll need to be perverse to avoid being compromised in the governments perversions.

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