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No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

June 4, 2008

Blogger training sessions – Oshkosh and Madison

by @ 15:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The Wisconsin chapter of Americans for Prosperity is hosting a pair of blogger training sessions next week:

You’re Invited to a Free Blogger Training School hosted by Americans for Prosperity Wisconsin Chapter.

Blogs have emerged as a powerful activism tool, and we need your help to combat the liberal agenda that threatens our very freedom and prosperity. Please join us to learn how you can use blogs to advocate for our shared belief in lower taxes and more limited government.

June 9th- Oshkosh School
5:30 pm Reception and Registration; 6:30 pm Seminar
Robbins Restaurant
1810 Omro Rd, Oshkosh, WI 54902
(920) 235-2840

June 11th- Madison School
5:30 pm Reception and Registration; 6:30 pm Seminar
The Lucy Burns Institute
301 South Bedford, Suite 6
Madison, WI 53703
(608) 255-0688

What you will do at the School:
-Learn about the Impact of Blogs
-Learn how to start your own Blog
-Learn how to be an effective Blogger
-Meet & Network with other like-minded Bloggers
-Enjoy free refreshments and sandwiches

RSVP today by emailing wirsvp&afphq.org or call 414-475-2975.

I’ll likely be at both, but don’t let that stop you from going :-)

Video of the day

by @ 15:29. Filed under Politics - National.

Since we’re still missing the emptying of the HamNation vault, I had to expand my horizons just a bit. See-Dubya cranked this little look at history repeating itself out….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OudveBP_Nso[/youtube]

No wonder why Michelle Malkin grabbed him to be a full-time co-blogger. If only the Pubbies had listened to Zombie Reagan,….

Another Insight From The Holy Grail

by @ 11:25. Filed under Politics - National.

Oh, If I was capable of dubbing the video…

From Scene 17, The Tale of Sir Lancelot.   After the slaying of the party guests.

The original:

FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!    Let’s not  bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to  witness the  union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.  Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

GUESTS: Oh! Oh no!

FATHER: But I don’t want to think I’ve not lost a son, so much as… gained a daughter!

Now rewritten for “The Democrat Holy Grail”…

Rewritten as…

HOWARD DEAN: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!   Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to crown one of  our candidates and wish him well on his ascendency.   Unfortunately, one of them, Hillary, has just had a house fall on her.

GUESTS: Oh! Oh no!  

HOWARD DEAN: But I don’t want to think we’ve lost a candidate, so  much as….gained a messiah!

19 years ago…

by @ 8:56. Filed under History.

June 4, 1989 was a day of infamy. On that date, the People’s Liberation Army stormed Tienanmen Square and killed an untold number of people protesting the corrupt nature of the Red Chinese government. Lawhawk has a very nice rememberance, including video of both the crackdown and the bravest person on the planet facing down an armored column.

The Morning Scramble – 6/4/2008

by @ 8:36. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s cold, foggy and drizzly here, which matches the mood in Camp Clinton. I wonder if they’ll take the time to reflect and vote in Michelle Malkin’s “Favorite Hillary campaign moment” contest (mine is the sniper incident)….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMenB9Ywh2Q[/youtube]

  • Patrick McIlheran links the closure of the GM Janesville plant with presumptive ‘Rat nominee Barack Hussein Obama’s support for gas mileage standards that cannot be met by trucks.
  • Jim Lynch has the frightening animated PhotoShop of the day. Yep, the smile’s the same between BHO and Jimmy Carter.
  • Speaking of PhotoShops, Slublog gathered up all of his classic SluShops and put them in an easy-to-find place.
  • Back to oil, Fausta found out that Brazil, the country of massive sugar-a-hole and a couple of impressive oil field finds off its own coast, wants to drink our eastern Gulf milkshake along with Cuba, Red China and Venezuela. Well, with both halves of the bipartisan Party-In-Government nominating no-drill advocates, it’s not surprising in the least.
  • E.M. Zanotti is still far more impressed with horsepower made the old-fashioned way (with oil burnt on board the vehicle making said horsepower). If I were about 10 years younger or older (and better-looking),….
  • Jon Ham says that June 12 is Carbon Belch Day. I think I’ll have a nice little burn at the other property.
  • Exposing the falsehood of the “drop” in Wisconsin’s tax rating part 1 – Mary Lazich notes that state and local taxes still went up as a percentage of income in 2006 (the year that the Wisconsin Taxpayers Alliance said we dropped out of the top 10). As John McClane would say if he were real, “Welcome to the party, pal.”
  • Exposing the falsehood of the “drop” in Wisconsin’s tax rating part 2 – Frank Lasee exposes just how Wisconsin “fell” – other states suddenly had mineral resources income counted as tax.
  • Curt notes that the bloodlust of the Left isn’t missing; it just seeks outlets in situations where there is no national security interest (which explains the Balkans and planned Haiti adventures under Bill Clinton).
  • Tom McMahon looks at wildly-divergent brothers. I know Rick Moran will probably disagree with me giving him the white hat, but considering his flaming-liberal brother Terry is on Nightline, I really should have Tom do a special 6-Block.

I realliy need to stop commenting on blogs as I do my prep; it’s taking way too long to do </sarcasm>. Seriously, I’m a commenter at heart, which makes this a labor of love.

Monty Python Explains Why Hillary is Still in the Race

by @ 7:29. Filed under Politics - National.

I’ve got to bump this back to the top….it makes more sense today than on 5/24 when I originally posted it.

Ah….it all makes sense now!

H/T BooBooKitty

Just Bad Luck?

by @ 5:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Dye Packet or bad chili….you decide!

June 3, 2008

The last primary/Clinton funeral live blog – UPDATE 5 (8:52 pm) – Clinton going into overtime

by @ 15:31. Filed under Politics - National.

Last revision/extension (9:48 pm 6/3/2008) – I probably should’ve spent more time on the Brewer game. Hooray beer! Let’s just say that drunkenblogging with Labatt Maximum Ice is not recommended for the amateurs or the tired. See you tomorrow, though the Scramble may be late.

R&E part 5 (8:52 pm 6/3/2008) – Hillary Clinton won’t be making any decisions tonight, and invited people to write her. NO SLEEP TILL DENVER!

R&E part 4 (8:03 pm 6/3/2008) – Even though South Dakota’s too close to call, CNN and MSNBC follow the DNC script and wait until the South Dakota polls close to award Barack Hussein Obama the ‘Rat nomination. Needless to say, they broke away from the McCain speech to get their up-the-leg thrills out.

R&E part 3 (6:51 pm 6/3/2008) – CNN let loose the reason why they aren’t following Fox and AP in declaring Barack Obama the nominee – they want the “voters” to decide”. Horse hockey – the deciders did.

Also, Sister Toldjah is live-blogging, and she notes John McCain will be dueling Obama with a major speech.

R&E part 2 (5:24 pm 6/3/2008) – Fox News now has Obama at 2,123 delegates, 5 more than needed. CNN has him at 2,106 and MSNBC has him at 2,105. Also, do scroll below the latest update and the CoverItLive window for the previous updates.

Revisions/extensions (4:25 pm 6/3/2008) – I thought I hit “save” on this version just short of 4, but if you’re here, you know I started the popcorn early. Fox News is reporting the Associated Press’ numbers say that Barack Obama has clinched the nomination ahead of the results of the final primaries.

I’ll start this popcorn party by 7 pm (Central for those of you not in the Midwest), or earlier if somebody actually calls the nomination for Barack Obama. CNN has him at 2,088 delegates, leaving him 30 short, while Fox has him at 2,111 (7 ahort) and MSNBC has him at 2090.5 delegates (27.5 short).

It’s been a heck of a ride for the NRE Spring Hill campaign. Unfortunately, it fell short of its ultimate goal of a weakened Clinton as the nominee, but by every other metric that can be measured now, it’s a wild success. We put a huge dent in the Obama coffers, caused not a few skeletons to emerge from the closet, and left much dissention in the ‘Rat corner.

The Morning Scramble – 6/3/2008

by @ 9:06. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s a gloomy Tuesday here in the land of cheese and beer, but it’s not as gloomy as it is in Clinton Central….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaJKDYZ-n38[/youtube]

  • Dave Bauer bowls like his still-living brother travels – very fast and unerringly straight. As a reward, he and CTU-LA will commence with the torture presently.
  • CDR Salamander catches somebody from the Department of Health and Family Services doing a rather odd search.
  • Ace catches the New York Times Sedition Slimes playing the “false but accurate” game with respect to germ “warfare”, all to try to save Barack Hussein Obama’s former pastor, Jerimiah Wright. Guess it wasn’t just Jayson Blair.
  • Speaking of BHO and “former”, American Pundit found that TUCC got $15 million in federal grant money while Wright was damning America. Typical liberal, that Wright.
  • Jon Ham welcomes the newest member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, Bill Clinton. There’s still room under the Obamination Bus, especially since the 9 am news noted he has a new one.
  • Jim Geraghty has the final resting place of the Hillary Clinton campaign, Bitterroot, Montana.
  • It’s election day in California – see-dubya has the recommended votes on the duelling referenda – Yes on 98, No on 99.
  • Speaking of elections, Lance Burri tries to make sense of this primary season.
  • Brian says, “Get the popcorn!”
  • Dad29 notes that, for the ‘Rats, it’s all about the local.
  • Shoebox dips into the memory vault for another McClellan who turned into a regular Benedict Arnold.
  • Dave Casper has started a new series highlighting some of the blooming idiots that can vote. The first one’s a doozy – a floozy who locked herself in her car.
  • Bull Dog Pundit found a government pension operation that makes Milwaukee County look like amateurs; the New York City Department of Education. Nothing like a guaranteed 8.25% annual rate of return in a voluntary 403(b) (the public-sector equivalent to 401(k)), regardless of investment choice.
  • Owen has today’s tax-reducing PSA – make sure your deed doesn’t have a lakebed or riverbed listed as part of your property.
  • CDR Salamander fires a few SSMs in the idea of a nuclear destroyer. Imagine if the USS Cole, USS Princeton or USS Tripoli were nuclear.
  • Gaius has today’s episode of the Culture of Badassery(®MKH). This time, a 71-year old and his wheelchair-bound neighbor chased down and corralled a robber.
  • Tom McMahon 4-Blocks one of my more-popular categories, “Compassionate Lieberals”.
  • Genes blasts Time Warner Cable for attempting to reintroduce metered Internet. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

The Janesville GM plant to be shuttered

by @ 7:01. Filed under Business.

So says JSOnline’s DayWatch, as sales of GM’s large SUVs continue to crater. I hope the ‘Rats insistent on no drilling for oil are very fucking happy.

Another President, Another War, Another McClellan

by @ 5:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Scott McClellan has been receiving a lot of attention from the MSM since his “tell all” book about his experiences as press secretary. Of McClellan and his book, former Senator Bob Dole recently said “there are miserable creatures” in every administration who are spurred on by greed. I would add to Dole’s comment, ….spurred on by ego or a disproportionate self importance.

During  the Civil War, another President, Abraham Lincoln had a McClellan to deal with.   George B. McClellan organized the Army of the Potomac. He’s described nearly universally, as having a tremendous ability to instill discipline, organize and drill and manage supply logistics better than any of his peers. Unfortunately, while McClellan was great at building an army he stunk at using one.

Time and again while McClellan commanded the Union Army, he either allowed Lee and the Confederate forces to escape or chose not to engage them based on a repetitive, incorrect belief that he was out numbered.

McClellan was so inept at commanding the Army that one time, after acquiring a copy of Lee’s battle plan he bragged that, “Here is a paper with which if I cannot whip Bobbie Lee, I will be willing to go home,” Further, he sent a message to President Lincoln “I have the whole rebel force in front of me, but I am confident, and no time shall be lost. I think Lee has made a gross mistake, and that he will be severely punished for it. I have all the plans of the rebels, and will catch them in their own trap if my men are equal to the emergency. … Will send you trophies.” However, as previously, McClellan was unable to move his troops quickly enough to catch Lee. In fact, McClellan’s slow action led to the loss of the federal armory at Harper’s Ferry and further allowed a severely outnumbered Confederate Army to hold the Union off at the Battle of Antietam and eventually escape.

Like Scott McClellan, Gen. George B. didn’t seem to appreciate his position or have appropriate humility about it. In her book “Team of Rivals,” Doris Kearns Goodwin quotes Gen. McClellan as saying that he

received “letter after letter” begging him to assume the presidency or become a dictator. While he would eschew the presidency, he would “cheerfully take the Dictatorship & agree to lay down my life when the country is saved.”

George B. was known to make President Lincoln wait for up to an hour to see him. There were times where McClellan actually ignored the President’s presence altogether.

Like Scott, when Gen. George was released from his position due to an inability to perform, he decided to turn against the President he served. Where Scott decided to merely line his pockets via made up history, Gen. George wasn’t satisfied with money. Gen. George was the Democrat candidate for President in 1864 and ran against Lincoln’s reelection. Like Scott, Gen. George’s campaign was based upon a platform that railed against his former boss’s war policy claiming that Lincoln had passed up opportunities to broker a peace. Of course McClellan believed that because he had believed the South within their right to maintain slavery.

The reason I bring you this history lesson is confirm what Senator Dole said that “there are miserable creatures” in every administration. I think most of us understand that to be the nature of power and politics.

I wonder if we should change the lexicon of a turncoat being called a “Benedict Arnold” to simply referring to them as a “McClellan?”

June 2, 2008

StatCounter/The Planet problems

by @ 13:11. Filed under The Blog.

Sorry about the slow site access the last couple days. The main Houston data center of The Planet, which hosts StatCounter’s servers, suffered a catastrophic explosion in the electrical equipment room late Saturday. The good news is nobody was hurt, and none of The Planet’s customers’ servers was lost. The bad is the explosion and fire destroyed much of the electrical wiring. While the counter here was not on one of the very-affected partitions (i.e. I believe I only lost a few hours’ worth of stats, which is nothing since it was a Saturday night), the performance is still suffering because of the jury-rigged backup plan that StatCounter had to go to.

There’s more from The Planet here, and more from StatCounter here.

Revisions/extensions (1:29 pm 6/2/2008) – There’s also an unusual server load on the BlueHost box this site’s on. I don’t know if it’s this place or somebody else on the box.

R&E part 2 (3:41 pm 6/3/2008) – Thanks to Jen for pointing me to the wrap from StatCounter.

The Morning Scramble – 6/2/2008

by @ 12:13. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Sorry I’m late with this; I need to recompress, and I do have a week’s worth of stuff to go through…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6BKklEyKRo[/youtube]

  • Emperor Misha asks, “How does one say ‘Great Britain’ in Arabic?” That’s right, sports fans; the police are now in charge of enforcing no-go zones for Christians in the land of Winston Churchill and William the Conquerer. Sad, really.
  • Michelle Malkin found a Texas school district with mandatory lessons in Islam from CAIR. I guess the “AC” in ACLU is Anti-Christian.
  • John notes that they’re all above average clueless moonbats in Lake Wobegon.
  • Matt is showing the pic of the week. No eagles of that variety where I was last week, but a few baldies here and there.
  • Fred Keller displays Exhibits 342,321,432,975-342,321,432,978 on why it’s so hard to say, “I screwed up.”
  • Dad29 is drooling over Angelina Jolie. Beautiful, armed, willing to use deadly force to protect her brood…excuse me while I get some industrial-strength Kleenex.
  • Ed Morrisey is not drooling over Chelsea Clinton, who let the gun-grabbing plans of her mother (Hillary) out of the bag.
  • Jim Lynch dips into the PhotoShop for Barack Hussein Obama’s crowded-under-the-wheels bus.
  • Jim Hoft notes BHO now holds the record for scrubbed preachers. I have a question for Rev. Wright and Fr. Pfleger; if you hate America so much, why not move to Eurabia?
  • Stephen Green (also fresh from a vacation) has some not-at-all-shallow “undeep thoughts” on BHO.
  • Bill Quick describes the media’s obsession with socialism, and more importantly, claims ownership.
  • Brandon Henak has the next target of the Left – “Big Food”. It’s not a coincidence that record profits in that industry comes as “Big Food” transforms itself to “Big Alternative Fuel”.
  • Headless Blogger laughs at the latest ‘Rat plan on gas prices – price controls at $2.50/gallon. Yeah, that worked so well in the 1970s and in Hawaii today </sarcasm>.
  • Moron Pundit has another reason why I’m glad Wisconsin’s Defense of Marriage Amendment was an amendment to the state constitution and not an addition to the statutes. Surely California can’t be serious when they tell the officiating party to pronounce them “Party A” and “Party B”, can they?
  • Marshall Manson found some evidence of life in the British spirit. I wonder if anybody told them their soon-to-be-official religion bans alcohol altogether and not just on the Tube.
  • Jon Ham cheers the return of the retrosexual.
  • Asian Badger notes hedgehogs can be very dangerous. Perhaps Hiliary wants to ban them too.
  • Blacktygrrrr ran into the Dingy One, Harry Reid.
  • Matt Lewis finds no evidence of a spine or other traces of bone in Scott McClellan.
  • Jeff Wagner brought back a memory of my only dealing with the Franklin Police Department (way back in the day) with the news that Milwaukee is now ticketing and towing vehicles that had their registration stickers stolen. Thankfully, the Franklin PD was much more professional, especially when the computer check revealed the registration on vehicle I was driving was current.

Because the news of Bo Diddley’s passing came in while I was putting this together, I have a bonus song for you….

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMzCtNCJgyY[/youtube]

No Value In one Year Forecasts But MGW Is A Lock

by @ 5:00. Filed under Global "Warming".

According to this article from the AP there’s no reason to pay any attention to the hurricane forecast for the coming year:

It’s a lot like Groundhog Day – and the results are worth just about as much.

is the way the AP views the forecasts.

In fact, it’s not just the AP who doesn’t think there’s much value in them:

The AP contacted the emergency management agency in every coastal state from Texas to Maine and asked whether these seasonal forecasts play any role in their preparations for the hurricane season. Their response was unanimous: They’re a great way to get people thinking about the upcoming season, but that’s about it.

The good news is that the forecasters have developed a bit of humility  about their work:

“Honestly, I think people get a lot more excited about it than I do in terms of what its usefulness is,” says CSU scientist Phil Klotzbach, who has largely taken over the hurricane work of Gray, now semiretired.

In fact, the forecasters are starting to use disclaimers and warnings that are longer than the ones on a pack of cigarettes:

NC State’s Lian Xie says in a boldface disclaimer in his 2008 forecast: “Results presented herein are for scientific information exchange only … Users are at their own risk for using the forecasts in any decision making.”

(Emphasis mine.)

The article goes on to describe the process used to develop the forecasts:

Hurricane-prediction researchers are like chefs tinkering with a recipe for the same dish, and working from the same list of ingredients: In this case, decades worth of data from NOAA’s National Centers for Environmental Prediction.

Studying past seasons, scientists look for patterns that might explain why one year was more active than another. Teams have developed computer models that emphasize different conditions – everything from ocean salinity and rainfall amounts over West Africa to sunspot cycles and the influences of the Pacific warm-water current known as El Nino.

(Again, emphasis mine.)

Huh?   What?   The hurricane forecasters are using “decades worth of data from NOAA’s National Centers for Environmental Prediction!   Isn’t that some of the same data that has been used to develop the “world is coming to an end” predictions resulting from global warming?   And yet, hurricane forecasters say that based on their data “users are at their own risk for using the forecasts for any decision making!”

This week the Senate is debating Warner-Liberman. The bill proposes implementing a cap and trade system to reduce our all but certain planet suicide as a result of global warming. Amongst other things, the Heritage Foundation has determined that this bill will:

  • Increase average family utilities by $467/year
  • Take 500,000 to 1,000,000 jobs out of the economy by 2030
  • Reduce GDP by $1.7 to $4.8 trillion by 2030

Hurricane forecasters  admit that  the results of forecasting using  NOAA data should be used  with healthy skeptisim  and not as fact.   Yet  both of our Minnesota Senators along with others, are willing to bet the future economic viability of the country on models and data that should be labeled “For Entertainment Purposes Only!”

 

June 1, 2008

Book contest – Soul Survivor

by @ 9:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m not a good enough writer to enter, but James Ballou (aka Mormon Doc in the Hot Air commentaries) is running a contest to win a copy of his forthcoming book, Soul Survivor. Don’t waste too much time, because he’s leaving the contest open only until June 20.

Roll bloat – back in the States edition

by @ 9:16. Filed under The Blog.

There’s one I should’ve had on that ever-growing roll long before now, and one I picked up through Twitter.

Fairly Conservative
Leslie Carbone

May 31, 2008

MN GOP State Convention – The Plea For Unity!

by @ 12:30. Filed under Politics - Minnesota.

I attended the MNGOP State Convention yesterday as a delegate. I’m not as smart as Steve to bring a recorder and camera so that best I can do is give you some impressions and some short hand notes.

In some respects, the convention was pretty standard fare, lots of boring administration interrupted by a few speeches and the occasional entertaining give and take.

Ron Carey, MNGOP State Chair was up first with a message for UNITY. Unity seemed to be a recurring theme. Former Governor Al Quie, Senator Norm Coleman and others pleaded for unity within the Republican party. I find the plea ironic because as I surveyed the folks attending as delegates or alternates, I would bet that 95% of us agree on about 90% or more of the issues. Unlike the Democrats, the Republicans have adopted platforms that come back to the same issues of fiscal accountability, individual rights and keeping government focused on what it should be focused on. My take is that if there is a concern for unity, it doesn’t have to do with the bottom end of the Republican party. The “disunity” is being caused by the top of the Republican party.

A good example of the disunity caused by the top was a proposed amendment to the MNGOP constitution. The amendment would allow the State GOP to toss out a BPOU chair if that chair didn’t do everything the State GOP thought they should do. That proposal (which was soundly shot down) and the emotional supportive comments from Ron Carey did nothing to convince at least this delegate, that the State leadership understands the reason for disunity. I think the leadership believes the disunity has been caused by the fight amongst candidates i.e. Thompson, Paul, Romney, etc., where in reality, the disunity (to the extent it exists) is due to the fact that leadership does not want to abide by the will of the people who voted them into office.   A good example of this came in Senator Coleman’s acceptance speech.

Senator Coleman was unanimously endorsed by the convention.   However, I’ll tell you that his reception was not enthusiastic.   As Coleman was announced, a polite but tepid applause greeted him (I contrast this to Second Congressional District Representative John Kline’s later greeting which was raucous).   Coleman’s speech talked about eight key points that he thought should be focused on.   For the most part it was “motherhood and apple pie” items for Republicans until he started talking about increasing ethanol and focusing on fuel cells.   Coleman has been a visible opponent of ANWR drilling.   He also thinks coal is only good if it is in someones Christmas stocking.   As Coleman was talking about his “let’s live without energy” approach to energy, there was a very audible chant of “ANWR, ANWR” amongst the delegates.   Coleman never slowed down or missed a word.   His ANWR position and his belief in man made global warming are two significant issues that separate him from most of the Republican base and is a reason that we don’t have unity.

Another issue that showed leadership causing disunity was in how they handled the Ron Paul delegation.   As in other district and even State conventions, the Paul folks showed up ready to do battle.   I’ll hand it to them that they came with a high degree in enthusiasm.   Unfortunately, while they were loaded with enthusiasm they did not come loaded with parliamentarians.   The lack of a parliamentarian strategy left the Paul folks playing catch up all day.   As the Paul folks attempted on multiple occasions to suspend the rules to try to get their delegates seated for the national election, they were unable to garner the votes necessary to do so.   The Chairs were also successful in pointing to the adopted rules of the convention to thwart Paul efforts.  

Late in the day, after delegates had been elected, the Paul folks pointed out that the nomination committee did not follow the rules of the convention in determining their slate of candidates.   The specific point was that the rules required people intent on running for those slots to interview, in person, in Rochester with the nominating committee.   The Paul folks found that at least Tim Pawlenty, perhaps others, did not personally meet with the committee.   Now a reasonable person would likely say “no big deal.”   However, the Chair and state leadership had been pointing the Paul folks noses back at the rules all day as a way to thwart their efforts.   I can’t say I’m a fan of Ron Paul but I fully support their position of “either the rules are the rules or there are no rules.”   Unfortunately the state leadership handled this situation by simply ignoring it.   They never provided a satisfactory answer or solution for the predicament they had created….That’s CRAP!

I came away from the convention feeling less enthused for the bulk of the Republicans than I did going into it.   It’s clear to me that some of the candidates and much of the leadership does not yet understand what has happened in the base.   My impression is that they largely think that they know better and if you disagree you ought to shut up.

Last thought…The youth and enthusiasm of most of the Paul folks was refreshing, invigorating and much appreciated.   For the few folks who thought the way to voice your displeasure was to make repeated references to Nazi Germany….learn your history and then grow up!

I’m back!

by @ 8:10. Filed under Miscellaneous.

As the Twitter update says, Oly (the real fisherman of the bunch) and I limited out. We had to try some different presentations as every day was a bit different, but here’s a fish story until I get the pics on Monday:

Oly’s 41-inch muskie: For the first time in 13 years, we decided to rent a guide to show us some new spots on the lake Tuesday. We found one point on Osbourne where the slight wind was blowing in, and Jason said he had a 50-inch muskie. Oly throws his jig out there and WHAM, the muskie took it and ran. Since Jason was trying out a brand-new boat, nobody loaded the net. Now you’re probably thinking, buh-bye muskie. Guess again. That 4-lb test line he uses is very damn tough. Not only did it survive being in the muskie’s mouth and wrapped around, but it survived Jason’s first miss trying to grab it. We did get it in the boat, and there’s a couple good pics of it.

As for the weather, about the only thing missing was the 80-degrees that we had the first year up (in 1996; that week also saw snow up there). We had absolutely everything else – calm, sunny and warm; thunderboomers; snow; wicked wind (was a cast-iron bitch to dock the boat Thursday night; our usual boatman’s with the futsal team in Guatemala right now).

It’s good to be back in the land of cheese and beer (even though I brought back a 12-pack of Labatt Maximum Ice).

May 30, 2008

Can We UnFolly Alaska?

by @ 5:35. Filed under Envirowhackos.

On May 14th, Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne announced that the Department of the Interior was classifying Polar Bears as “threatened” under the Endangered Species Act. The full impact of this action is still to be seen but advocates for the decision have not been coy about their desire to use decisions like these to further the claims of gorebal warming. Further, by having polar bears listed as “threatened” activity in their habitat areas will be much more vigorously monitored and likely severely curtailed. Included in this activity would be drilling for oil.

The folks who brought you the notion of a “threatened” polar bear are not happy with a one animal roadblock to oil exploration, they are looking to add four more. This article documents the new attempts to add four seal species to the threatened list for the same reason that polar bears were added, the ice is melting. Except it isn’t!

I won’t go into the nonsense about the magically shrinking (oh wait, it’s back) polar ice. There are plenty of articles to find on the topic.

Seeing as how we’re allowing the greenies to chip away any ability to drill for our own oil. And seeing that we have no viable alternative to the use of oil short of a return to the 19th century, I’m wondering….

Other countries have no trouble drilling for oil. Some would put a drill head right through a sleeping polar bear or seal if they needed to. If we aren’t going to leverage our investment in Alaska, let’s sell it back to Russia or even China. We’d get some of those excess dollars out of circulation and dump a bunch of real estate that obviously doesn’t have any value.

I’ll guarantee that if Russia or China owned Alaska, they would have oil rigs drilling faster than you could say “Bite me greenie!”

McClellan “Intrigued by Obama’s Message”

by @ 5:24. Filed under Politics - National.

I didn’t see the interview but according to Jonathan Martin,Scott McClellan indicated that he hadn’t decided who to vote for this year but was “intrigued by Obama’s Message.”

According to Martin, McClellan further said, “It’s a message that is very similar to the one that Gov. Bush ran on in 2000.”

I wonder what part of Bush’s 2000 campaign that McClellan finds similar to Obama’s?   Could it be…

Bush’s strong prolife stance?   Nope, Obama has even voted to allow late term abortions

Bush’s pledge to assign strict constructionist judges to the Supreme Court?   Nope.

Bush’s pledge to a strong military?   Nope, Obama is more the cut and run type.

Bush’s desire to improve educational choice through school vouchers?   Nope, wouldn’t wash with the NEA.

Bush’s campaign to lower taxes?   Nope, Barack wants those increased.

Bush’s advocating for expanded free trade?   Nope, Barack wants to kill NAFTA

Bush actually accomplishing things in Texas on a bipartisan basis? Nope, Obama has the most consistent liberal voting record in the Senate.

Oh, wait, I think I’ve got it.   As with numerous  events in his new book, McClellan appears again confused on the facts.   I think he’s referring to Bush’s 2004 campaign not his 2000 campaign.   In 2004, one of the Bush campaign slogans was:

Yes, America Can

which does sound an awful lot like Obama’s 2008 Campaign slogan:

Yes, We Can

I guess Scott is right.   Obama does sound a lot like Bush.   Yup, and Roseanne Barr sounds a lot like Maria Callas!

May 29, 2008

RIP Harvey Korman

by @ 18:52. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Harvey Korman died this evening, reportedly of heart failure.  

At the risk of sounding like my father, we’re losing the greats a day at a time.   The older I get, the more I appreciate the comedic abilities of people like Korman and Tim Conway.

In tribute,   a couple of Korman’s classic roles:

Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles:

And Count de Monet from “History of the World, Part 1”

The Show Must Go On!

by @ 5:08. Filed under Politics - National.

In October 2007, Barack Obama quit wearing a US flag lapel pin that he had been wearing since 9/11.   Obama’s explanation at the time was:

I decided I won’t wear that pin on my chest. Instead I’m going to try to tell the American people what I believe what will make this country great and hopefully that will be a testimony to my patriotism.

While Barack has mostly held to not wearing his pin, it does show up from time to time. Interestingly, it seems to show up when he’s addressing groups who are generally known for their patriotism like a blue-collar group in West Virginia or Missouri or while touring a manufacturing plant in Michigan.

I’ll admit I’m a bit of a cynic. Maybe Barack’s flag wearing is just coincidence and not political pandering.

Then again, maybe not.

On Monday of this week John McCain criticized Obama for having been to Iraq only once during his term in office. McCain’s valid point was that he thought it was unfair for Obama to be making opinion about what was or wasn’t working in Iraq if he hadn’t been there since the surge, hadn’t visited with General Petraeus or with President Maliki. McCain, who has been to Iraq eight times, went so far as to offer to escort Obama should he choose to make the trip.

Barack’s response to McCain’s offer, given by his spokesman Bill Burton sounded vaguely familiar:

"John McCain’s proposal is nothing more than a political stunt. And we don’t need any more "˜Mission Accomplished’ banners or walks-through Baghdad markets to know that Iraq’s leaders have not made the political progress that was the stated purpose of the surge. The American people don’t want any more false promises of progress. They deserve a real debate about a war that has overstretched our military and cost the U.S. thousands of lives, hundreds of billions of dollars, without making us safer."

So, just like losing his flag lapel pin, Barack won’t go to Iraq because he believes it’s just another meaningless show. Well gee, the lapel pin didn’t stay off too long before Barack thought he needed to wear it again. Do you think he may change his mind on the Iraq trip?

WASHINGTON (AP)– Barack Obama is considering a visit to Iraq this summer, his first to the war zone since becoming a presidential candidate.
Obama revealed his plans to The New York Times. He has been under criticism from Republican rival John McCain for failing to visit Iraq since 2006. Obama also declined McCain’s invitation for a joint trip.

“I just don’t want to be involved in a political stunt,” Obama said, according to a report on the newspaper’s Web site Wednesday.

I guess he just might!

I’ve got to hand it to McCain, he put BO in a corner that there was no way out of.   If he didn’t go, McCain will pound him for making decisions without any first hand information.   If Obama goes he’ll be drawn and quartered by his own moonbat base…it’s a no win situation for poor Barack.

In honor of Barack’s trip to Iraq (and with Steve gone, this is the first music we’ve had all week):

What if I Fart?

by @ 5:07. Filed under Global "Warming".

Yesterday  out of the UK’s Daily Mail…

Every adult in Britain should be forced to carry ‘carbon ration cards’, say MPs

The influential Environmental Audit Committee says a personal carbon trading scheme is the best and fairest way of cutting Britain’s CO2 emissions without penalising the poor.

Under the scheme, everyone would be given an annual carbon allowance to use when buying oil, gas, electricity and flights.

What a bunch of pikers! If they were really serious about gorebal warming and truely concerned about the short timeframe we have to correct our horribly abused atmosphere, they would create and enforce carbon credits on food.

It’s a well known fact that between 10% and 30% of all flatulence is CO ².   With the dramatic over population that the greenies claim is already on the world, we must  surely be gassing ourselves out of existence.   Even Mrs. Shoe is nodding her head in agreement!

Here’s what I propose:

Every person gets a carbon credit card with an allotment of credits.   Older people will naturally get more credits each month because, well, our digestive systems need it.  

Carbon charges will be assigned to all foods.   I would envision a sliding scale with Jello at zero, baked beans and sauerkraut at 100 and everything else scaled in between.

When you go to purchase food, your card will have credits reduced based upon types and quantities of food.   If  your diet consists of lots of beef, beans and beer with ice cream  for dessert,  you’ll probably only be able to eat for a  week each month.   After that, you’ll need to either buy credits from the jello eaters or become a jello eater yourself for the rest of the month.

To ensure that no one is cheating on their card or getting black market credits, I propose we outfit vans with methane sniffers and have them comb the neighborhoods.   With all the carbon food cards connected to a central data bank, it should be easy to determine which houses have depleted their carbon credits for the month.   A whiff of methane from from any such house will result in an immediate  SWAT  engagement to remove any offending foods left in the house.   A second offense will have your family eating nothing but brown rice  for a month with aggregious offenders also requiring daily hycolonics.

Now if I could just figure out how to tax belching!

They Must Have Bigger Fish to Fry

by @ 5:01. Filed under Miscellaneous.

What kid, having played baseball or seen a major league game, hasn’t dreamed of being a member of the Cubs, Yankees, Cardinals or even the Twins or Royals?

As this article from 2004 describes, little league baseball has been losing popularity for some time. The ironic thing for MLB is that if people don’t play or follow the sport as kids, they don’t tend to pay attention to it as PAYING ADULTS!

I understand the value of a brand, copyright and all the legal stuff that goes with it, but wouldn’t you think MLB would be better served if they viewed this as “imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?” I’ve got to believe that the value in goodwill and awareness is worth far more than the few bucks the league gets from their licensing agreement with the “official” uniform provider.

It May be “Straight Talk” but it’s not “Straight Thinking”

by @ 5:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

McCain: GOP base needs to get energized

Senator McCain,

If you really believe that it is up to the GOP base to get energized, then this election is already lost.

Senator McCain,

Energized bases come from leaders or movements that speak to the hearts of their adherents. Energized bases come from people who see the leader’s vision and see how that vision helps them accomplish the goals achieve the values that they all believe in.

Senator McCain,

I certainly agree that indiscriminate spending is a significant issue and did hurt the Republicans in 2006 and will continue to hurt them in this election. However, if you believe that that is the ONLY issue that is out there, you are either naive, willfully ignorant or worse.

Senator McCain,

In case you fall into the naive/uniformed category, let me give you a short list of why many parts of the base are not energized by your candidacy:

  1. ANWR – We are facing the highest gas prices this country has ever seen.   Many families are finding it difficult to find the space in their budgets for any further increases.   The issue with gas is an under supply of oil.   We believe we have one of the Country’s most significant untapped oil reserve in ANWR and would need an extremely small section of it to gather this resource.   Somehow you have determined that the small possibility that the lives of a few caribou  may be disrupted is  more important than the livlihoods of American families.
  2. Carbon Credits – Every day more and more sound science is coming forth shining light on the psuedo science that claims man is responsible for climate change.   Again, you’ve determined that you will support carbon credits that a recent study shows will significantly increase energy costs for each American family
  3. Borders – You said you had learned your lesson regarding open borders.   You said you would not support any “immigration reform” until the borders were secure.   However, just last week you were back talking about making Comprehensive Immigration Reform a top priority.   Which is it?
  4. Mortgage Bailout – You campaign for smaller government and accountability yet you support a bailout for mortgages that will increase the size of government allow individuals to bypass accountability of agreements that they have made.

Senator McCain,

The above list is not exhaustive. there are other issues where you have left many of us scratching our heads about where you are on the political spectrum.   At least for myself, the above list will not keep me from voting for you.    But, to suggest that I should be energized, when you support key policies that  would negatively impact my family for years to come, well that’s not likely to happen.

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