No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for the 'History' Category

August 31, 2007

Do they teach history in France?

by @ 23:55. Filed under History, Presstitute Follies.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

Agence France-Presse claims in a story about the Soviet Unio…er, Russia’s plans to have a manned Moon mission by 2025 that “(t)he only moon landing in history is NASA’s Apollo expedition in 1968.”

Really? Let’s review a short history of successful lunar landings (except for the first 2 items, crash-landings are not included), culled from NASA’s Lunar Exploration Timeline and John Walker’s Lunar Landing Sites page:

  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 2 – impacted the Moon September 13, 1959 (first object to touch the Moon)
  • America’s Ranger 4 – impacted the Moon April 26, 1962 (first American object to touch the moon)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 9 – landed on the Moon February 3, 1966 (first object to survive a landing through the use of airbags to absorb the impact of a 30+mph landing)
  • America’s Surveyor 1 – landed on the Moon June 2, 1966 (first object to land on the Moon at a safe-for-humans speed; 16.5 ft/sec)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 13 – landed on the Moon December 24, 1966
  • America’s Surveyor 3 – landed on the Moon April 20, 1967
  • America’s Surveyor 5 – landed on the Moon September 11, 1967
  • America’s Surveyor 6 – landed on the Moon November 10, 1967
  • America’s Surveyor 7 – landed on the Moon January 10, 1968 (of note, the only lunar landing in 1968)
  • America’s Apollo 11 – landed on the Moon July 20, 1969 (first manned landing and first mission to lift off from the Moon’s surface)
  • America’s Apollo 12 – landed on the Moon November 19, 1969
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 16 – landed on the Moon September 20, 1970 (first unmanned mission to lift off from the Moon’s surface)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 17 – landed on the Moon November 17, 1970 (first rover – unmanned)
  • America’s Apollo 14 – landed on the Moon February 5, 1971
  • America’s Apollo 15 – landed on the Moon July 30, 1971 (first manned rover)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 20 – landed on the Moon February 21, 1972 (unmanned)
  • America’s Apollo 16 – landed on the Moon April 20, 1972
  • America’s Apollo 17 – landed on the Moon December 11, 1972 (last manned mission)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 21 – landed on the Moon January 15, 1973
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 23 – landed on the Moon November 6, 1974 (note: a drill on the lander was damaged during landing, rendering its primary mission of returning soil to Earth undoable)
  • The Soviet Union’s Luna 24 – landed on the Moon August 18, 1976 (last mission that included a planned “survivable” landing)

There have been several missions in the last decade and a half where a spacecraft has been intentionally crashed into the Moon as the last act of the mission. Also, there were far more than 24 Soviet Luna missions; most of the spectacular failures were never acknowledged by the Soviets.

July 4, 2007

Liveblogging the Continental Congress

by @ 7:57. Filed under History.

(H/T – Michelle)

Rick Moran grabbed a 240-cell battery for his laptop, hopped into his time machine, and decided to cover the Continental Congress’ deliberations over declaring independence. As I type, he’s got vote for independence on the 2nd and the debate over the declaration on the 3rd. I may or may not be here to link to today’s liveblogging.

Revisions/extensions (1:54 pm 7/4/2007) – The signing is imminent. In honor of that, I’ll go shoot some fireworks and leave Rick to do the dirty work.

June 14, 2007

Happy Birthday, US Army

by @ 9:05. Filed under History.

Thanks to JammieWearingFool and Just A Grunt for reminding me that, 232 years ago today, what would become the United States Army was formed when the Continental Congress adopted “the American continental army.

Thank you, Army, for 232 years of winning and securing our freedoms.

June 12, 2007

Why isn’t the media covering this speech?

by @ 9:47. Filed under History.

The ONLY media outlet that is carrying President Bush’s speech at the dedication of the Victims of Communism Monument is WTMJ-AM (it’s not too late to catch the tail end if you hurry and your feed reader just managed to catch this post as I type). No CNN, no MSNBC, no Fox News, no C-SPAN 1/2/3.

It is very powerful, and once somebody posts a copy, I’ll link to it.

Today in history – 6/12/2007

by @ 9:29. Filed under History.

Many thanks to Charlie for finding a link to The “Tear Down This Wall” Speech delivered by President Ronald Reagan at the Brandenburg Gate 20 years ago today. I was still in high school back in 1987, and I didn’t believe that, inside of 3 years, the Berlin Wall would be gone, at least without World War III taking place.

Sorry about not knowing that the Victims of Communism Memorial will be dedicated today. I hadn’t opened up my feed reader yet to find out Mary Katharine Ham will be there with her camera.

June 6, 2007

The Longest Day

by @ 15:20. Filed under History.

D-Day, 1944. I can’t do it better than President Ronald Reagan from the 40th anniversary of D-Day (thanks for the audio, Patrick) or President Franklin Delano Roosevelt from that day 63 years ago (H/T – Charlie and audio courtesy Earthstation1.com), so I’ll leave the words to them.

They truly were a great generation.

Revisions/extensions (3:29 and again 3:40 pm 6/6/2007) – I decided to do a massive rewrite after checking Sykes Writes and finding FDR’s prayer to the nation from the longest day. I’ve also moved the FDR prayer on-site to make it easier to listen to.

June 5, 2007

Loads of history…

by @ 10:27. Filed under History.

First off, the lost day of yesterday:

– 1942 – The United States Navy decisively defeats the Imperial Japanese Navy in the Battle of Midway to turn the tide in the Pacific Theater of World War II. Though the battle would continue for another 3 days, ending with the sinking of the carrier USS Yorktown, most of the damage was done on the 4th, with all 4 Japanese carriers assigned to the invasion of Midway fatally damaged (2 sunk outright, 2 scuttled between the 4th and 5th).

– 1989 – The ChiComs re-earn their murderous reputation by violently and indiscriminately squashing a pro-democracy protest at Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, killing countless hundreds.

Next, today:

1944 – After a delay of 24 hours caused by poor weather, paratroopers that were to spearhead the Normandy landings took off from their bases in Great Britian.

– 1967 – Israel kicks off the Six-Day War, routing several Arab armies that were lined up to try and wipe Israel off the map and reopening access to the Red Sea from Eilat.

February 5, 2006

Sunday pre-brunch smashes

From Fox News, adherents of  Islam, the Religion of “Peace”, stormed and torched the Danish Embassy in Syria as part of ongoing protests over a cartoon.   Grow up, Muslims; the presstitutes have been doing that sort of schtick to us Christians for decades.

 – The Journal Sentinel crows about how Wisconsin is the King of the Throne – yes, that throne (so if you have just eaten or are about to eat, please skip to the next segment).   It seems that between Kohler-#1 in toilets, Bemis Manufacturing-#1 in toilet seats, the thickest concentraion of toilet paper manufacturers around in the Fox Valley, and SC Johnson’s Glade-#1 air freshener, we’re the king of all that is crappy.   So next time you see #2 floating in Lake Michigan, take pride that not only did a Wisconsinite (probably) squeeze that particular piece out, and not only that MMSD-The Crappy Water People decided to once again showcase Wisconsin’s competence by displaying their incompetence, but that Wisconsinites had a hand in almost every other step of that process as well.   Don’t say I didn’t warn you

– In the “blind squirrel finds nut” category, Eugene Kane gets something right.   History is history, so it’s time to stop patronizing blacks by setting aside the shortest month of the year as “Black” History Month.   Teach those milestones on the anniversaries of the dates they happened (and find a suitable time for those that happened during the summer).

– The Minister of Defense, Reggie White, is headed to the Football Hall of Fame.   Despite his passing away last year, fellow inductees Troy Aikman and Warren Moon will be looking over their shoulders hearing the footsteps and their blockers flying through the air, and I’ll be hearing Reggie’s gravel voice.

Fred gives “Badcast” a unique definition.   No, it’s not a putrid podcast (though if I tried it, it sure would be); it’s a Badger-centric one.   Tips of the hat to Aaron and Jenna, and Sean for having the courage to do this.

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