No Runny Eggs

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated to test something else.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve forgot to tell you this last night. This is not a drill – drills go Husky-Husky-Husky-Husky.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Saving), Daylight Saving Time ended at 2 am local time. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com or it is a WordPress stand-alone blog), and you had the time changed for Daylight Savings, you need to change it back to Standard Time (Central UTC -6, Mountain UTC -7, Eastern UTC -5, Pacific UTC -8, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

Again, this is not a test. Had this been a test, you wouldn’t have been given official news, instructions or information. This concludes this broadcast of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve forgot to tell you this last night. Unlike the EAS activation set to interrupt Rush Limbaugh later this week, this is not a test.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Saving), Daylight Saving Time ended at 2 am local time. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you had the time changed for Daylight Savings, you need to change it back to Standard Time (Central UTC -6, Mountain UTC -7, Eastern UTC -5, Pacific UTC -8, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

Again, this is not a test. Had this been a test, you wouldn’t have been given official news, instructions or information. This concludes this broadcast of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is enjoying the extra hour tonight. This is not a test, though you can either pass or fail this situation.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Saving), Daylight Saving Time ends at 2 am local time tomorrow, 11/7/2010. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you had the time changed for Daylight Savings, you need to change it back to Standard Time (Central UTC -6, Mountain UTC -7, Eastern UTC -5, Pacific UTC -8, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

Again, this is not a test. Had this been a test, you wouldn’t have been given official news, instructions or information. This concludes this broadcast of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated just because it felt like self-activating.

That’s right, kids. You lost an hour this morning. If you still haven’t moved your clocks ahead an hour (and most-likely, if you have a WordPress-based blog, you haven’t), move them ahead one hour.

If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you aren’t using UTC, you need to change it to Daylight Saving Time (Central UTC -5, Mountain UTC -6, Eastern UTC -4, Pacific UTC -7, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated to provide official news, instructions and information.

The March 2010 Drinking Right will commence in 24 hours over at the usual place (Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee). You are hereby instructed to be there. Failure is not an option.

Now, repeat after the EBS – “I will be at Drinking Right Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 7 pm.”

This has been the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve doesn’t want to sound like a broken record after last year’s December Drinking Right/Snowpocalypse.

This is your 24-hour warning to make sure you make it to Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee) for the December Drinking Right, to commence promptly at 7 pm 12/8/2009. We don’t care if it’s snowing; alcohol makes a great anti-freeze.

This has been an activation of the Emergency Blogging System. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled posts.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. This is not a test; a test has questions.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Savings), Daylight Savings Time ended at 2 am local time today. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you had the time changed for Daylight Savings, you need to change it back to Standard Time (Central UTC -6, Mountain UTC -7, Eastern UTC -5, Pacific UTC -8, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

Again, this is not a test. Had this been a test, you wouldn’t have been given official news, instructions or information. This concludes this broadcast of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is trying to maintain two blogs at the moment.

No Runny Eggs has issued a Drinking Right Warning for souteast Wisconsin, to be in effect at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee, from 7 pm CDT Tuesday, October 13, 2009 until such time we finish drinking. You are advised to be there to give the soon-to-be-birthday boy Nick Schweitzer a shot.

Repeating, No Runny Eggs has issued a Drinking Right Warning in effect for tomorrow night.

This has been your 24-hour warning. Do not say that you weren’t invited.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because it is a short week. The Septermber Drinking Right will begin promptly at 1900 hours (7 pm) at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee.

This is not a drill or a test. You are instructed to be there. Being square is not an option.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is over at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee, for the July Drinking Right. You are instructed to head there now.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.