No, not the inauguration, this:
“the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” a temporary restroom specialist tells ABC News,
Yes, an historic event certainly. Soon to be appropriately followed by another historic event as congress looks to pass the largest appropriation bill ever:
the largest output of a political bowel movement ever!
I’m glad I’m neither downwind nor down-river of DC today (or in DC for that matter).
“a temporary restroom specialist”
That’ll look good on the old resume.