Shoebox and I will be in rare form tonight as President Obama bloviates for somewhere north of an hou…er, fulfills his Constitutional duty to update Congress on the state of the Union. Like most drunkblogs, there will be vulgarities involved. Unlike Congress, however, we won’t have assigned faux bipartisan seating.
Speaking of said seating, what the fuck was John Boehner thinking? There are but two ways that can end, and neither of them well for Republicans. Either they’ll be surrounded by a sea of Arizona “mourn..”er, Democrat cheerleaders while they properly sit on their hands, or they’ll expose themselves as the Stupid Half of the Bipartisan Party-In-Government.
Oh well; the fun begins below. Since, as always, we’re using Cover It LIve, all you have to do is sit back, relax, drink heavily, and chime in; CiL will handle the refreshing for you.
