In case you haven’t heard the (lack-of-)reasoning Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) gave for voting for the Baucus Vaporware version of PlaceboCare, she said, “When history calls, history calls.” I’ve got my fair share of Morons that supposedly read this place, so I know you can do better than the second half of that.
Have at it, and don’t worry about keeping it clean. I’ll even get you started off right…
“When history calls, I take a shit the size of Rhode Island.”
For Olympia Snowe, when history called it got a “this number no longer in service” message!
When history calls, you can miss it once in a while. It will call again.