This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because it is a short week. The Septermber Drinking Right will begin promptly at 1900 hours (7 pm) at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee.
This is not a drill or a test. You are instructed to be there. Being square is not an option.
This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.