Since I’m not a fan of red carpets, slavish presstitutes, anything called “prom”, or dancing, I missed the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. It seems some two-bit hack decided to take her 15 minutes of fame and wish those of us on the right dead.
Doc decided to run with what he would have said had he been the emcee, and it is far funnier than anything that the aforementioned two-bit hack said last night. Just a sample:
I was hoping to see more people from the White House Press Secretary’s office. I see “Baby Face” Gibbs over there. Where’s Keith Olbermann? I look forward to being the “Worst Person in the World” for the next two weeks, so I at least wanted to give him a wave. What’s that? He couldn’t come? Stuck in a bathtub? Ah, what a shame.
Go, read it all.
Revisions/extensions (6:43 am 5/11/2009) – Doug Powers also ran with the theme (H/T – Michelle Malkin). Just one of the forehand smashes:
“The White House says that the president had no prior knowledge of that 747 buzzing of Manhattan. Is it really a good idea to entrust our national security to somebody who can’t even install The Club on his own jet?”
