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Government Motors to axe Pontiac, save the unions

by @ 7:32 on April 28, 2009. Tags:
Filed under Business, Politics - National.

In case you missed all the news about General Government Motors yesterday, let’s recap (courtesy Investor’s Business Daily):

  • GM will drop Pontiac as a brand, 8,000 jobs, and 2,600 dealerships by next year. I suppose the good news is the performance division won’t be stuck trying to sell the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition (© Iowahawk)
  • GM is asking bondholders who hold $27 billion in GM debt to swap their notes for stock to the tune of 225 shares per $1,000 owed, or $4.44 per share. That is just over twice what the stock is trading at now, which represents something less than 50 cents on the dollar for the bondholders, and if math I’ve seen elsewhere is right, would represent roughly 10% of the stock.
  • GM wants the United States Treasury to take a majority of common stock in exchange for forgiving $10 billion in debt. Also, they want the UAW to take 39% of the common stock in lieu of cash for $10 billion in retiree health care payments.

That leaves the current stockholders with 1% of the company. If you’re confused, join the club headed by Larry Kudlow.

Jimmie over at The Sundries Shack explains that it is all payback. He pulled a post from QandO from the memory vault that unspun a Los Angeles Times article attempting to pin the Congressional failure of the Big 3 UAW bailout on those eeeeeeeeeeevil Republicans. Not only have contributions from the UAW dwarfed those from the Big Three over the last 4 election cycles, and not only have those UAW contributions gone to the Democrats by a 99-1 ratio over each of those 4 cycles, but the Big Three donated mostly to Democrats last time around.

One more thing; the editorial gang at IBD noted that the UAW Jobs Bank, unlike the power of current GM stockholders and the value of the debt held by GM’s creditors, is going nowhere.

Revisions/extensions (7:51 am 4/28/2009) – Let’s do some math, using the assumption that the $10 billion-for-39%-of-the-common-stock the UAW is getting is a pure 1-1 deal. Of course, it is a very dangerous assumption because the market capitalization of GM is only $1.25 billion. That would put the new “market capitalization” at a tick below $25.65 billion. Assuming things don’t crater at the “new” GM (do remember, however, that assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups), we can use that to determine how badly the bondholders and stockholders get the shaft here:

– Ignoring the effect of the remainder of the loans, the $10 billion the government will spend to run General Government Motors would be worth $12.82 billion. Of course, there’s the “slight” matter of paying back the other $17 billion that GM is borowing/wants to borrow.
– The $27 billion the bondholders would pay to get 10% of GM would turn into a $2.56 billion “investment”. That’s a haircut of over 90%.
– The $1.25 billion the market has invested in GM suddenly turns into $256 million, or a haircut of just under 80%.

If I were one of the bondholders, I’d hold out for bankruptcy. That notes-for-stock plan won’t happen unless almost all of the bondholders agree.

R&E part 2 (10:12 am 4/28/2009) – Ed Morrissey has more on this effect.

There’s also a couple questions I don’t really want to consider because they are just too ugly:

– Who is going to buy the UAW 39% to convert those shares into cash? Do remember that the 39% is taking the place of $10 billion that was supposed to go into the retiree health fund, and I doubt that the dividends will make up for that lost cash.
– What happens when (not if) the market decides that Government Motors isn’t worth $25.65 billion?

R&E part 3 (10:38 am 4/28/2009) – The Washington Post has a few more details:

– The Obama administration is claiming they won’t use their majority position to run the company. Of course, when they had but 35% of the debt, they demanded the firing of former CEO Rick Wagoner and a reconstituting of the board of directors. As Jim Geraghty says, “All of Barack Obama’s statements come with an expiration date. All of them.”

– Related to that control, it was the Treasury that formally limited the bondholders to 10% in the new company.

– While GM bonds are currently trading in the $0.08-$0.13 on the dollar range, financial experts are expecting a return of 0%-5% for bondholders who take shares of common stock. That goes to the questions I had earlier, because that would represent a halving of the nominal “market cap” based on the UAW obligation-for-stock deal.

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