Someone alert the Center for Disease Control! There’s been a massive outbreak of Hoof in Mouth disease that has rapidly spread throughout the Democrat party!
The first reported case was of course, this doosey:
Wednesday morning, Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) made this statement on the House floor:
Later Wednesday morning was the most recent documented case, when South Carolina’s Democrat Party chairwoman, Carol Fowler, was quoted in an article on Politico.com as saying:
John McCain had chosen a running mate “whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion."
By the way, Carol Fowler is the wife of the star of this gem from a couple of weeks back:
Of the three, it appears that Carol Fowler may yet recover from her illness as later in the day she was quoted as saying:
“I personally admire and respect the difficult choices that women make everyday, and I apologize to anyone who finds my comment offensive. I clumsily was making a point about people in South Carolina who may vote based on a single issue. Whether it’s the environment, the economy, the war or a woman’s right to choose, there are people who will cast their vote based on a single issue. That was the only point I was attempting to make.”
The average incubation period for Hoof and Mouth disease is 3-8 days. That would suggest that we will likely see additional cases over the next week as Obama and the Democrats try to figure out how the hell this happened!
I know it’s not polite to discuss the health or physical stamina of the Presidential candidates, but it appears that Barack Obama’s disease could be serious. In fact, it looks like the case is severe enough that he may not survive, politically speaking. Unfortunately for Joe Biden, Obama’s demise is likely to come before he’s been elected to office.
