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The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/26/2008

by @ 9:05 on August 26, 2008. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

We have Hurricane Gustav, and since it’s not an immediate threat to the US (it will be by the end of the week though), let’s break out the Scorpions for the fun portion of the Scramble…

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  • Matt Lewis reports John McCain is thinking about throwing away the picture-perfect timing of his VP announcement. NOOOOOO!!!!
  • Rich Lowry props up Mike Huckabee’s case for VP. Oh HELL NO!
  • JammieWearingFool found another potential new player in the McCain Veepstakes – Gen. David Petraeus. I can definitely live with that, especially as we would get the All-Warriors ticket against the All-Gaffe/Rezko/Appeasement/Pacifist ticket.
  • Lady Logician delivers today’s history lesson.
  • Kate explains politics in a rich-family setting (there is, however, a language warning for a minor expletive near the end).
  • Ace reports the New York Times Sedition Slimes Intelligence Wrecking Tour has gone global, as they out Swiss agents who outed various Islamokazi nuclear programs.
  • The Borderline Chris has the envirowhacko/Commie quote of the day. Do remember that the Soviets funded the European Green Party.
  • Dad29 found some useful idiots in the State Department endorsing the master plan to restore the Soviet Union.
  • J.R. Dunn makes the case for a forceful repudiation of the restoration of th Soviet Union.
  • Neocon found the Wimpy (the character from Popeye, not the Webster’s definition) Edition of Mad Vlad’s playbook.
  • Patrick McIlheran crunches the numbers and finds that boycotting the Islamist portion of OPEC won’t have much of an effect on Al Qaeda and affiliated groups.
  • J. Gravelle is running a funny fill-in-the-blank contest – "The officer struck the subject near ______, drove him into ______, where he was found under ______." Do play along, even if he took all the side-splitting ones.
  • Benjamin passes the remote so those of us with Time Warner Cable can watch the Big Ten Network. How long before they cave on the NFL Network?
  • Thomas Sowell labels his thoughts as “random”. I humbly disagree; they’re brilliant.
  • Wendy is running her own DNC convention. If she would only do to her children what the Obamas are doing to theirs, it would get higher ratings.
  • Shoebox begins a new feature – Educating Four Year Olds – with a smackdown of Nancy Pelosi’s ideas of Catholic doctrine.
  • Patrick found the latest fashion trend; Soviet military uniforms. Well, since Mad Vlad and the State Department are bound and determined to resurrect that failed country from the ash heap of history, it doesn’t surprise me.

If this grows any more, I’m going to have to hire a staff to do this.

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