I never really understood how people who were at opposite ends of the beauty scale, could ever find themselves as a “couple.” With the exception of my marriage to Mrs. Shoe which was of course, due to the fact that she felt an obligation to man kind and sacrificed herself so that other women could live without fear of me stalking them, I never saw why attractive women would marry schlubs of a husband.
Now however, through the wonders of modern science, we have the answer. The results of two new studies:
The Pill may put you off smell of your man and ruin your relationship
with
Beer goggles really do work, new research suggests
suddenly provides all the information you need to understand even the most extreme of relationships.
Julia Roberts with Lyle Lovett used to really bother me. I’m looking forward to my first good night’s sleep in about 15 years!
You know, I don’t know which was funnier.. reading the actual articles you linked or the comments left by everyone!!