No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for August, 2008

August 27, 2008

Beware of the PUMAs!

by @ 5:32. Filed under Politics - National.

Be Careful, be careful, be caaaaareful!

Those are the words you hear sung in “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” as Mr. Limpet is looking longingly off the dock at Coney Island wishing to become a fish.   If you haven’t seen the movie, do so.   It’s a Don Knotts classic and he does become a fish.

The same words keep singing in my mind as I hear the gleeful banter from Republicans and Team McCain as they court and prod the PUMAs.

Perhaps the most recognizable PUMA, at least in the upper Midwest, is Debra Bartoshevich.   Debra is from Wisconsin, and is a life long Democrat. She was elected to be a delegate to the Democrat Convention. She expected to be there to support Hillary. Once she found that Barack Obama would be the presumptuous nominee and she would not be able to support Hillary, Debra changed her allegiance and became a McCain supporter. Debra is the lady who made this ad for Team McCain:

Here is Debra explaining why she decided to support McCain.   It’s a long video but you need to watch it to understand my concern:

Debra explains her switch by saying that she believed Hillary to be the best leader and agreed with her positions. However, when the choice became Barack, she didn’t think he had answers for the problems. I remember watching numerous Democrat debates tossing live blogging quips back and forth with Mr. Eggs, trying to figure out what the policy differences were between Hillary and Barack. The only one we could see was that one wanted an absolute mandate for all people to be in their health program and the other was going to “Make you an offer you couldn’t refuse!” Somehow, Debra has gone down the policy checklist that she had for Hillary and is not able to see that Barack had almost exactly the same. Somehow, she now sees John McCain’s checklist as matching hers. Debra strikes me as a nice lady but there seems to be some logical dishonesty in her thinking. Which brings me to my other observation and my real concern.

As I watched the nearly 9 minute clip of Debra’s interview, it was clear that she was very passionate about politics. I don’t mean this deragatorially but she was emotional about her experience with the Wisconsin Democrat party and her subsequent choice to support McCain; and that’s the problem with the PUMAs.

If the PUMAs are intellectually honest they will say that Obama’s policies are the same as Hillary’s. But they’re not intellectually honest. You heard Debra say that she thought McCain’s military record was impressive. Did I miss Hillary’s impressive military record?

The fact is, the PUMAs are making their decision emotionally. That emotion is going to peak this week as Barack Obama moves from the presumptuous nominee to the presumptuous Presidential candidate. From Friday morning until election day, unless, and it could happen, Barack or his team dis Hillary along the way, the emotion of the PUMAs will ebb. How much, I don’t know.

Let me say that I view beating Barack Obama as an imperative. The damage done to this country if he served for only four years could haunt us for generations. To that end, I welcome and embrace every PUMA or anyone else that will vote for McCain. My concern is that I see some Republicans getting giddy over the thought of corralling the PUMAs.

If Team McCain builds an election strategy that depends on the PUMAs, including moving to the center on issues or choosing a pro-choice candidate, he runs the risk of losing an election that I believe is now his to lose.

The PUMAs are at their peak now. It’s possible that they stay mad right through the election. My bet though is that on election day, the PUMAs will be as reliable in voting for McCain as the under  25 crowd will be voting for Barack.

Huh?

by @ 5:07. Filed under Presstitute Follies.

Take a look at this live TV entertainment:

What is going on with Joe? Is he:

A. Just going for ratings?
B. Looking for a new employer?
C. Thinking he can push and push because once he’s gone, MSNBC has no plausible deniability of being the Obama Network?
D. Thinking it’s time for a new Congressional run?

August 26, 2008

Scott Walker on Jim Doyle and the Vice President nominees

Revisions/extensions (11:37 am 8/27/2008) – As noted below, WisPolitics was there, and filed this report. They also rolled video (yes, the sound quality isn’t the greatest, but my low-budget equpiment wouldn’t have done any better, and I don’t see anything up at WISN-TV’s site) –

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqJG5DXhUI[/youtube]

Due to poor timing on my part, I was a bit too late for the meat of Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker’s press conference on Gov. Jim Doyle’s speech before the Democratic National Convention, so I don’t have audio. WISN-TV and WisPolitics were there on-time, the former with a camera, so they’ll have more extensive coverage.

First, allow me to post Walker’s pre-buttal, with an additional note from something from Doyle’s 2003 State of the State address that Walker stressed at the press conference:

"Jim Doyle will address the Democratic National Convention today with the theme of Renewing America’s Promise. Let’s take a look at Jim Doyle’s promises.

Before the last election, Jim Doyle told the people of Wisconsin in his State of the State address that, "˜We should not – we must not – and I will not – raise taxes.’ After the last election, he introduced a state budget that raised taxes and fees by more than $3 billion.

Now he’s pushing Senator Barak Obama for president. In his three short years in the United States Senate, Senator Obama has voted against tax cuts and for tax increases 94 times.

He says he’s for the middle class, but Senator Obama voted to raise taxes on those making just $42,000 per year. He wants higher taxes on income, investments, savings, businesses, Social Security and energy. He promises a better economy but taxing our way to prosperity just doesn’t work.

Jim Doyle’s failed slogans and broken promises have not worked for Wisconsin. Voters should remember that when they hear Senator Obama’s promises as well."

Walker also contrasted the following statement from Doyle’s 2003 State of the State address with the actions of both Doyle and Obama – “Obviously, raising taxes is not the answer. Holding the line on taxes helps our businesses grow, makes us more competitive with other states, and creates job opportunities for our families.” (emphasis in the original)

I did get to talk with Walker a few minutes on both Democratic Vice Presidential nominee (presumptive) Sen. Joe Biden and the field for the Republican Vice Presidential nominee. Repeating a theme that I first noted with Asian Badger, Walker called the choice of Biden “manna”. We shared stories of gaffes on Biden’s part, from the plagiarism that forced him out of the 1988 Democratic Presidential primary race, to the multitude of attempts to appease Iran. During an interview with the WisPolitics reporter I overheard, Walker was thinking that Obama would choose Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (I won’t go further than that; it wasn’t my interview).

On the Republican side, Walker believes that Governors Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney would make a good fit for Sen. John McCain, as they’re both outside of the Washington power structure, and both have executive experience. Indeed, he sees little chance that McCain can mess up the choice as badly as Obama did.

Solar wind more responsible for temperature change than carbon dioxide

by @ 11:41. Filed under Global "Warming".

(H/T – Quaking Conservative via DPUD’s Link Pimping)

CNSNews.com reports on a study authored by atmospheric/space scientist Fred Singer that states that solar-wind variability, specifically, its effect on cosmic rays, is the primary factor in Earth’s climatic change on a decadal scale. Of course, since we can’t control either solar wind or cosmic rays, the Gorebal “Warming” acolytes are ignoring the 800-pound gorilla in the room in their zeal to return us to the 13th Century.

Well, At Least She’s Consistent!

by @ 11:18. Filed under Politics - National.

In her Monday night address, Michelle Obama told the audience that she loves America.   In the twelve hours since, the MSM has been carrying the issue as if it was some kind of great revelation.   They point to this comment as if it should silence concerns about her patriotism.

From a recap by Brent Baker:

NBC’s Chuck Todd decided "this is definitely a response in some ways to that whole kerfuffle that she created for herself, six or eight months ago, about being proud to be an American."

CBS’ George Stephanopoulos gets the “suck up of the night” award with his take on Michelle:

"Tonight, there was no doubt. The money line in this speech was that line when she said, ‘that is why I love this country,’ and she lingered."

My question is: Why is any of this remarkable? Wouldn’t we expect the possible First Lady to “Love America?” After all, didn’t Michelle mark for us the exact time she began loving America when in a speech in February she said:

For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback.

Wouldn’t it be expected that she still loves America?   Why would the media be making a big deal of her love for America?

The reason Michelle Obama’s line of “I love this country” is newsworthy  is not because it settles any concerns about her patriotism.   The reason it is  newsworthy is that she is the only Obama we’ve seen that has managed to maintain consistency on  a core  issue in the past six months.

Roll bloat – Two-for-Tuesday

by @ 10:53. Filed under The Blog.

If it’s Tuesday, and it’s time to bloat the roll, it must be Two-for-Tuesday. First up, Blogs of War. I’ve been following John Little on Twitter for a while, so it’s only natural to add his blog to the roll.

Next, it’s Right Voices. Pam somehow found one of yesterday’s Scrambles, which allowed me to find her blog.

Both are worthy additions to the over-bloated roll and feed reader. Guess doing the Scrambles are going to take a bit longer now. Oh well; that’s the price of reading too many good blogs.

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesdays – 8/26/2008

by @ 10:04. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.779/gallon

America needs to drill here drill now. America is having a energy crisis, and we need to do something now!

Urge Congress to pass a bill to drill in America, where the United States has vast oil and gas resources onshore and offshore that are currently illegal to develop and therefore inaccessible.

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 38 billion barrels of undeveloped oil resources (19 billion barrels onshore and 18.92 billion offshore).

U.S. law prohibits the development of approximately 180 trillion cubic feet of undeveloped natural gas resources (94.5 trillion cubic feet onshore and 85.7 trillion cubic feet offshore).

Also…

CONGRESS RECENTLY VOTED TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DEVELOP U.S. OIL SHALE RESOURCES

With oil prices at an all-time high, Americans are facing escalating gas, diesel, and aircraft fuel increases. Oil prices are projected to increase further.

Congress, however, has made it illegal to develop vast domestic oil resources in large parts of the United States.

The most startling Congressional prohibition on domestic oil production concerns the recently enacted ban on the development of oil shale resources in parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming in the Green River Formation. According to a Rand Study estimate, this reserve contains over one trillion barrels of oil, with 800 billion barrels fully recoverable, or three times the current oil reserves as Saudi Arabia.

If you haven’t already done so, first sign the petition to call for more drilling, then sign the one to get Congress back to DC so they can allow more drilling faster.

The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/26/2008

by @ 9:05. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

We have Hurricane Gustav, and since it’s not an immediate threat to the US (it will be by the end of the week though), let’s break out the Scorpions for the fun portion of the Scramble…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8u-Sto5Yc[/youtube]

  • Matt Lewis reports John McCain is thinking about throwing away the picture-perfect timing of his VP announcement. NOOOOOO!!!!
  • Rich Lowry props up Mike Huckabee’s case for VP. Oh HELL NO!
  • JammieWearingFool found another potential new player in the McCain Veepstakes – Gen. David Petraeus. I can definitely live with that, especially as we would get the All-Warriors ticket against the All-Gaffe/Rezko/Appeasement/Pacifist ticket.
  • Lady Logician delivers today’s history lesson.
  • Kate explains politics in a rich-family setting (there is, however, a language warning for a minor expletive near the end).
  • Ace reports the New York Times Sedition Slimes Intelligence Wrecking Tour has gone global, as they out Swiss agents who outed various Islamokazi nuclear programs.
  • The Borderline Chris has the envirowhacko/Commie quote of the day. Do remember that the Soviets funded the European Green Party.
  • Dad29 found some useful idiots in the State Department endorsing the master plan to restore the Soviet Union.
  • J.R. Dunn makes the case for a forceful repudiation of the restoration of th Soviet Union.
  • Neocon found the Wimpy (the character from Popeye, not the Webster’s definition) Edition of Mad Vlad’s playbook.
  • Patrick McIlheran crunches the numbers and finds that boycotting the Islamist portion of OPEC won’t have much of an effect on Al Qaeda and affiliated groups.
  • J. Gravelle is running a funny fill-in-the-blank contest – "The officer struck the subject near ______, drove him into ______, where he was found under ______." Do play along, even if he took all the side-splitting ones.
  • Benjamin passes the remote so those of us with Time Warner Cable can watch the Big Ten Network. How long before they cave on the NFL Network?
  • Thomas Sowell labels his thoughts as “random”. I humbly disagree; they’re brilliant.
  • Wendy is running her own DNC convention. If she would only do to her children what the Obamas are doing to theirs, it would get higher ratings.
  • Shoebox begins a new feature – Educating Four Year Olds – with a smackdown of Nancy Pelosi’s ideas of Catholic doctrine.
  • Patrick found the latest fashion trend; Soviet military uniforms. Well, since Mad Vlad and the State Department are bound and determined to resurrect that failed country from the ash heap of history, it doesn’t surprise me.

If this grows any more, I’m going to have to hire a staff to do this.

The Morning Scramble, Part 1 (‘Rat edition) – 8/26/2008

by @ 8:33. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Michelle Malkin provided the tune for Part 1 with news that Hillary Clinton is letting her delegates go her own way –

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNM6IuA87eM[/youtube]

Once again, there’s too much goodness out there for a single shot.

  • Alice H is providing on-the-scene reports from the Recreate ’68ers. She was in the middle of last night’s tear-gassing.
  • Speaking of being in the middle of CHAOS, Jim Hoft reports friend of NRE Michelle Malkin was the target of an ugly midday episode.
  • Stephen Green provides some more local color.
  • William Teach wonders where the presstitute coverage of this is. Answer – it doesn’t meet their “One vision, one purpose” meme.
  • USCitizen has some fun with colors and dubs the O’Biden ticket “Bad Men”. Yep.
  • TexasFred reveals the secret to starting each day with a positive political outlook.
  • Christian Schneider makes the case that Joe Biden’s selection is a great leap for gender equity.
  • Jim Geraghty remembers who Biden wanted as John “Flipper” Kerry’s running mate in 2004. Hint; he’s on a major-party ticket this year. Thank you Tom Daschle for winning the battle of this year’s VP nominee.
  • Peter explores the Biden/Tony Rezko connection. I hereby propose that all future O’Biden commercials have the following disclaimer – “Paid for by Tony Rezko.”
  • Rick Moran deconstructs Biden’s foreign policy “experience”. Possible new slogan: Biden – Screwing Up Foreign Policy Since 1979.
  • See-dubya notes that Biden is more than a bit like Chevy Chase.
  • Jon Sanders sums up ‘Rat Presidential politics with one story from The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™.
  • Back to The Indispensible One – Jim Geraghty found Barack Obama sandwiched between a pair of rock acts. But, but, but I thought the Obamination was the headliner.
  • Continuing with Jim, – he notes that the John Edwards’ Two Americas is alive and well for Obama’s big donors; they will get Secret Service escort through the perimeter on Thursday.
  • One more Geraghty nugget (for now, at least) – he caught Obama in the wrong city. At least he didn’t make it a state like he did Eau Claire.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part I – GayPatriotWest wonders whether it’s the fact that the Clintons are the Clintons or whether it’s Obama’s treatment of the Clintons that’s keeping the Obamination Express stuck in the mud.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part II – Ed Morrissey notes that both Hillary Clinton and her advisers are skipping out on the Invesco Field coronation.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part III – Wyatt Earp found Bill Clinton unhappy with his role. He should put some ice on that.
  • Let There Be CHAOS, Part IV – John McCormack says that the 3 am texting was no mistake, even as the presstitutes were getting confirmation 2 hours prior to the “first-in-the-world-to-know” messages.
  • Or Maybe There Won’t Be CHAOS – Allahpundit reports that Clinton will be part of the plan to nip it as the first flower starts blooming and ask for a unanimous blessing of the Obamination.
  • Pejman Yousefzadeh found Obama economic adviser Warren Buffet praising the wonders of 1% economic growth. Talk about your low expectations.
  • Gaius discovered a plan to ensure that; target TV networks and stations that dare speak up against the Obamination.
  • American Pundit marvels at Obama’s “so <expletive deleted>ing what” defense of his lifelong friendship with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.
  • CDR Salamander created the perfect Maoist Obamination poster.
  • JammieWearingFool reports the Denver plot against Obama was deemed by the authorities as “not credible”. Well; they are druggies.
  • Andy McCarthy notes that it was a traffic stop that broke up this plot. And here I thought there was no use in doing roadside searches </sarcasm>.
  • Dad29 sums up the ‘Rat platform in ART form.
  • Zip discovered the ‘Rats rank the Peanut Farmer and Algore Goracle (in order, no less) as their favorite leaders not named Obama or Clinton. No wonder why they’re cheering the O’Biden ticket as the second Peanut Administration.

    Shock item out of that – Joe Lieberman ranks higher on the “Very Favorable” meter among ‘Rats than Harry Reid.

  • Jim Geraghty wonders where the complaints from the presstitutes about having to use port-a-potties are.
  • Caledonia Unplugged pictures the answer; they’re so wrapped up in the Obamination Express they don’t care.

The (mostly-)non-‘Rat-infested portion will be up shortly.

Talking to Four Year Olds

by @ 5:19. Filed under Talking to Four Year Olds.

Steve has started (restarted) his Ask Egg series which provides insightful advice to the lost souls of politics.   Similar to Steve, I will start a column today and it will be focused on teaching simple truths to Liberals.   Liberals have a penchant for taking obvious truths and making them complex by adding multiple levels of relativism and obfuscation to the discussion. Part of my purpose is to help these lost souls regain control of simple, concise thinking. Today I start recurring column titled “Talking to Four Year Olds.”

First the Democrats had the presumptuous presidential candidate.   Now, they appear to have the presumptuous Pope in waiting.

In an interview this weekend on “Meet the Press,” Nancy determined she had an appropriate pay grade to determine when life began. This account from William Donohue:

"I would say that as an ardent, practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time. And what I know is, over the centuries, the doctors of the Church have not been able to make that definition." Responding, moderator Tom Brokaw told her that the Catholic Church "feels very strongly" that life begins at conception. Pelosi said, "I understand. And this is like maybe 50 years or something like that. So again, over the history of the Church, this is an issue of controversy."

I’ll let Mr. Donohue give the slap down response:

"Here is what the Catechism of the Catholic Church says: "˜Human life must be respected and protected absolutely from the moment of conception.’ It also says, "˜Since the first century the Church has affirmed the moral evil of every procured abortion. This teaching has not changed and remains unchangeable.’ Looks like Pelosi didn’t study the subject long enough. But not to worry: We are sending her a copy of Catholicism for Dummies today (the Catechism is like maybe a bit advanced).

My first attempt at educating a four year old:

I understand. And this is like maybe 50 years or something like that. So again, over the history of the Church, this is an issue of controversy.

A simple; “You’re wrong!” should suffice but ,I’ll give a bit more evidence. Donohue provides the Catechism answer. It’s source, if you claim Christianity, is authoritative, The Bible.

From Isaiah 49:

1 Listen to me, all you in distant lands!
Pay attention, you who are far away!
The Lord called me before my birth;
from within the womb he called me by name.

and

5 And now the Lord speaks"”
the one who formed me in my mother’s womb to be his servant,
who commissioned me to bring Israel back to him.
The Lord has honored me,
and my God has given me strength.

(Emphasis mine)
Isaiah made a claim of God personally knowing him while he was in the womb! He didn’t say “you named me at my birth,” or “You developed me from birth to manhood.” He specifically referred to activity while in the womb and he referred to “me” and not ” a pile of plasma.” And, just for the record, most of the Bible was written a bit more than 50 years ago.

OK, if Bible talk is a bit too advanced for your four year old try this one:

The basic argument of the “pro choice” crowds is that abortion is a women’s choice and it’s OK because it’s not a life. Let’s deconstruct that a bit:

Let’s stipulate that if you can survive outside of the womb, you are a life. I think we can also stipulate that you are a life even if you have to use extraordinary means. Even four year olds believe that people who have horrible diseases should get the benefit of extraordinary means to extend their lives.

When I was born if you weren’t nearly a full term baby, your chances of survival were very low. In fact (not that you’d know it now) but I was a full term baby and the story goes that my Great Grandmother told my Grandmother, out of earshot of my mom, that I was too small and wouldn’t survive. To the disappointment of many, I fooled her! Today, babies at 24 weeks are considered viable and the shortest gestation which the baby survived was about 21 weeks.

So what’s changed in the past (mumble, mutter, harumph, harumph) half a century? Well obviously, the medical community has gotten a lot smarter and technology has gotten much better. What’s not changed? Conception still occurs the same way (sperm fertilizes egg) even though we’ve found ways to help that and babies still develop in the same way and the same rate that they always have. In other words, what God designed hasn’t changed a bit but what Man understands about it continues to evolve.

Which brings me to a simple question:

If the only thing that is changing is our understanding and ability to define “viable,” doesn’t that mean that the fetus is viable and therefore a life from the day of conception and the only thing that prevents it is that we aren’t smart enough to successfully intervene…..YET?

Who’s The More Evolved?

by @ 5:05. Filed under Politics - National.

Who Knew?

From Reuters:

Monkeys experience joy of giving, too, study finds

Tests in capuchin monkeys showed the animals consistently chose to share food with another monkey if given the option, suggesting they are capable of empathy, the team at the Yerkes Research Center at Emory University in Atlanta found.

“They seem to care for the welfare of those they know,” Frans de Waal, director of the Living Links Center at Yerkes, said in a statement.

Capuchin monkeys are capable of sharing and are deemed to get joy from the experience.

Apparently capuchin monkeys have higher evolved concerns for their family than the presumptuous presidential candidate has for his half brother.

August 25, 2008

Roll bloat and bleg – doing it Day by Day

by @ 16:11. Filed under The Blog.

Old dummy me, despite being a fan of Chris Muir’s “Day by Day”, hadn’t added the best cartoon on the ‘Net until now. Chris even added a nice little mouseover feature, which is what I’m using.

There is another reason besides that I’m adding it now; Chris needs your help. The cartoon is now his job, and he needs some cash to keep it going. He’s even throwing in some goodies for the donors. I’ve done the Sam Level; surely you can do something. The details are back on his main page.

Democratic National Convention Day 1 – open thread

by @ 15:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I don’t know how much attention I’ll be paying attention tonight because it’s going to be Bridezill…er, Michelle Obama that’s featured. I’m sure she’ll make a few gaffes (the over/under is 3.5), so consider this your open thread.

Revisions/extensions (4:15 pm 8/25/2008) – I won’t be paying attention at all; I have the annual school board meeting to attend and the local version of the tax-and-spenders to stop. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that they want a 9% increase (actually, I’m pissed off that they do).

R&E part 2 (9:04 pm 8/25/2008) – I’m bogarting the Ace of Spades HQ open thread. Also, Jim Geraghty is reporting that tear gas has been used on the Recreate ’68ers. Beautiful.

The Morning Scramble, Part 2 – 8/25/2008

by @ 9:39. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I’ve done so many of these, I don’t know if I’m starting to duplicate songs like a bad radio station. Oh well; eddiebear reminded me I missed John Lee Hooker’s birthday by a few days, so let’s roll with him…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZET19ilcT8[/youtube]

  • Ed Morrissey highlights another outreach from Team McCain to the PUMAs.
  • Cuffy Meigs highlights 3 women who are now very much in play for John McCain’s VP, including a new player, former eBay CEO Meg Whitman.
  • The Vintage one points out Whitman is pro-life.
  • Michael Medved shills for non-starter Kay Bailey Hutchison.
  • Curt found another non-starter, Colin Powell. Looks like I’ll have to start thinking about a last-minute look at the choices for McCain.
  • Bill Quick discovered lowering taxes is still a winning issue. You folks in Madison paying attention?
  • Soren Dayton stirs the pot of the RNC chair race.
  • Lady Logician blows up the MPR/UMinn poll claiming a lead for Al Franken with the poll’s own numbers.
  • Speaking of polls, Bruce Walker found an encouraging baseline trend over the last 13 Battleground Polls. Of course, I have a salient question; if anywhere between 58% and 63% of respondents identify themselves as “conservatives” versus either “moderates” or “liberals”, with 60% in the current one, how in the <expletive deleted> did we end up with the most-liberal set of Presidential nominees since 1972?
  • Allahpundit caught Virginia Governor and Obama VP short-lister Tim Kaine (D) skipping out on geography.
  • Kate explains the ‘Rat tax plan in sports terms.
  • Carol Platt Liebau chronicles the latest episodes of Leftist moral equivalence.
  • Ed Driscoll welcomes noted porker former Senator Trent “Cave-A-“Lott (R) to the porkbuster party with the usual satire.
  • LBG is running down why John Edwards is refunding donations made from the America he is a part of (the rich America), while he isn’t refunding donations from the America he claims to be fighting for (the poor America). Guess he’s just doing his part to make sure that he wasn’t lying when he said there are Two Americas.
  • Stephen Green defends Denver from the presstitute portion of the Leftist assault.
  • JammieWearingFool Presstitute Follies, Part I – he caught Pennsylvania Governor (and Clinton superdelegate) Ed Rendell slipping an obvious truth out – PMSNBC is the official network of the Obaminaton Express.
  • JammieWearingFool Presstitute Follies, Part II – he caught the nutroots threating The News Organization That Cannot Be Named™ for not showing 110% fealty toward the Obamination. Can I root for both sides to lose here?
  • Patrick delivers last night’s dose of Gorebal “Warming” – a frost and freeze around the west end of Lake Superior. While it is not unprecedented (I’ve been there mostly this time of year the last 15 years), it is highly-unusual.
  • Aaron states the obvious (or what would be obvious to anybody who watched the “oil” episode of “Modern Marvels” the other week); there’s a lot more than just gasoline that is made from oil.
  • Continuing with the Hot Air pluggage (only partially because they have temporarily opened the door for registration) – Ed Morrissey reports that a land swap could solve the ANWR standoff…if the goal of the envirowhackos was to protect the environment and not to send us back to the 13th Century.
  • Lawhawk has the three-years-later Katrina wrap-up.
  • Randall Hoven has a point-by-point destruction of the Left’s lies about Iraq.
  • Back to lawhawk – he digs the truth behind the Red Chinese infrastructure. What is the Chinese word for Potemkin?
  • Owen reports on a solar-powered plane that’s managed to stay aloft more than 3 days. Nice, but I have a question; what happens in the winter when there’s little sunlight, and that sunlight delivers less energy?
  • Uncle Jimbo, Matt Burden, Mary Katharine Ham, and a few others went down to North Carolina to visit Blackwater. If you notice a greenish tint to my skin, it’s not because I’m sick.

The Morning Scramble, Part 1 (O’Biden Special) – 8/25/2008

by @ 8:51. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Here we go again with the multi-parters; there’s too much out there from the weekend…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Acf3D4cw2k[/youtube]

  • Before we begin, I must note that the door is now open at Hot Air (at least as I type this; it should slam shut later today).
  • Ed Morrissey points out Barack Obama is retreating and defeating from his “50 states” (or is it 57, or perhaps 58?) strategy.
  • Why 58? Sean M. discovered a new Obamination State – Eau Claire. Is there something the boys at On The BorderLine aren’t telling us, or is it yet another Obamination Gaffe?
  • Speaking of gaffes, Mike caught the old hand of the ‘Rat ticket, Joe Biden getting Barack Hussein Obama’s name wrong. At least he didn’t call him Osama like The Swimmer and CNN.
  • Dad29 found an Iranian policy more-dangerous than no-conditions negotiations; no-conditions cash. No wonder Obama took Biden.
  • Slublog ran with that for another Classic SluShop.
  • Michelle Malkin goes deep into the memory vault for Biden’s own Tuzla moment.
  • James T. Harris dips into the memory vault for Biden’s views on another groundbreaking American of African descent.
  • Mary found more SCOTUS problems for Biden.
  • Shoebox lists the three reasons why we have the O’Biden ticket. No, I’ve never seen Shoebox and Allahpundit in the same room, and I also note that Ed Morrissey is from the same state as Shoe </baseball_inside>.
  • Patrick Hynes notes the disparity between the presstitute’s and the populace’s views of the O’Biden ticket.
  • Fausta found a great car dealership commercial riffing on Obama’s plan to leave us nothing but change. How fitting that the car we can afford isn’t made here.
  • Trail-Mix has a classic badge on that ¢hange.
  • Alice H found LogoGate Part Deux.
  • Serr8d dug up the first draft of the Obonga-Bidog ticket logo.
  • Michael Medved discovered that this is the first time since 1940 that either the ‘Rats or the Pubbies put up a ticket completely devoid of military experience. Unfortunately, that worked for the ‘Rats the last time they tried it.
  • PUMA Alert, Part I – Charlie Sykes discovered that John McCain’s closing in the polls is due to the PUMAs.
  • PUMA Alert, Part II – The Vintage one recounts an icy exchange between a Hillary Clinton delegate and an Obama one.
  • PUMA Alert, Part III – PJ-Comix notes the DUmmies want the PUMAs to drop dead. What national parks are near Denver?
  • PUMA Alert, Part IV – Ed Morrissey found Obama supporters throwing the race card against PUMAs of a certain natural tan level. I’m shocked, SHOCKED!
  • PUMA Alert, Part V – Slublog has another Classic SluShop on this.

The rest of the weekend will be recapped shortly.

Thank God for failed World Tours and failed ex-Senators

by @ 8:02. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

The American Spectator reports that Barack Obama really wanted Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius as his second. However, the disastrous World Tour and the influence of former Senate ‘Rat leader Tom Daschle led him away from the nightmare pick to one that, outside of presstitute and ‘Rat circles (I do repeat myself), is getting roundly slammed.

If You Can’t Beat ’em, Join ’em

by @ 5:38. Filed under Politics - National.

After campaigning for over eighteen months as the candidate of “Hope and Change,” Barack Obama succumbed to the sucking, black hole of Washington politics and officially became the candidate of “Same ol’, same ol'” on Saturday.   Rather than picking a VP nominee who would re-energize his claim for change in Washington, Obama chose a man who in all liklihood, will shortly have only six other Congressional members  with longer tenure and be second only to Daniel Inouye in terms of Senatorial tenure.

How the heck did  Obama end up here?   How and when did “Hope and Change” get tossed under the Obamination bus?

There were inklings  that Obama’s slogan of “Hope and Change” was never a vision but just, well, a campaign slogan.   Inklings but not absolute confirmations.   Inklings like:

  • His South Chicago political heritage where he had significant involvement with ACORN, was vetted by the likes of William Ayers and defeated political opponents who mysteriously had sealed divorce documents opened by courts with coincidental timing that doesn’t pass the smell test of Barry’s repeated “I didn’t know!”
  • His 20+ year association with Jeremiah Wright.   An association which Obama says was created from a mutual love of Christ.   However, the more we know of Wright and his teachings, an association that seems to have been more about attaining a gravitas designed to support his political aspirations.
  • Even though it was people like  Oprah  and  Nancy Pelosi who have anointed Obama with deity like status, Barack himself seemed overly comfortable in this suit provided to him.   In particular was his speech in St. Paul where in referring to the day of his election he said:
  • …This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal. This was the moment when we ended a war, and secured our nation, and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth.

While we had inklings, a large group, probably a majority of Americans, were still entranced by the message of “Hope and Change.” They really wanted to believe that Barack was something different than the remainder of Washington, whose public approval ratings, regardless of position, had dropped to levels rarely ever seen. This desire for something different is what Obama harnessed and rode for seventeen months. He rode it up until three recent events.

The first event started a little over a month ago. It was Obama’s “World Tour”. The tour was taken to give Barack a chance to say he’d been to Iraq and that things were still all screwed up.   He also needed to spend time with heads of states in countries he previously couldn’t find on a map. In short, the “World Tour” was set up to directly address perceived shortcomings in Obama’s military/Iraq knowledge and foreign affairs.

Yeah, that was the plan. It’s got to suck when well laid plans don’t turn out like you want them to. Even Time Magazine recognized that, rather than reinforcing his ability to handle foreign and military affairs,  Barack’s “World Tour” left many Americans with the impression that he was ignoring domestic issues.   The “World Tour”  left people with the impression that in fact, “The One” had become presumptuous. The net result of the “World Tour” is that Barack Obama lost several points in the national polls.   A secondary but I believe more impacting  cause of the loss of “Hope,”  is that the resulting drop by Obama in national polls started questioning, particularly in the MSM, about why Barack wasn’t smoking McCain in the polls.

The second event leading to the loss of “Hope,” was the Russian invasion of Georgia.   The Russian invasion was a test of Obama’s ability to answer the 3 A.M. call.   While McCain immediately recognized and called the parties what they were, i.e. Russia = aggressor, Georgia = ally, Obama tried several times to nuance his position.   To people who were watching, it appeared that Obama needed a program to be able to tell the good guys from the bad guys.

The resulting failing grade of Obama’s 3 A.M. test reinforced concerns that he lacked foreign affairs experience.   I believe it was this experience that forced Barack Obama to abandon his personal “Hope and Change” and caused him to choose Joe Biden for his VP.

The final event in the series was the Saddleback Civil Forum.   While getting specific questions, Obama’s responses were attempts at nuance and avoided specificity.   The most talked about example was when asked whether he believed that life began at conception, he responded by saying it was “above his paygrade” to make that determination.  

Saddleback was the first time that Americans got a chance to see Obama and McCain in a (nearly) head to head debate.   No one, not even Obama apologists could say that Obama had the better evening.   The feedback from Saddleback was that when compared head to head, people believed McCain had answers.   They did not believe that Mr. “Dance and Nuance” actually had answers that let them continue to “Hope for Change.”  

I believe Team Obama came to a painful realization following Saddleback.   Team Obama recognized that nuance was not going to let them win the  three actual head to head debates coming against McCain and in turn the election.   Team Obama realized after Saddleback that to win the election, the path forward would require one of two choices; either get specific with answers or attack McCain fiercely to move the discussion off of Obama’s policy   and put McCain on the defensive.   They would need someone on the ticket who could  hit McCain and let Obama “stay above the fray.”

Enter Joe Biden.

As I said earlier, I believe Biden became the front runner in Obama’s mind following the response he received from Russian/Georgia incident.   However, I also believe that each of the three incidents lead to confirm in Obama’s mind the need to abandon “Hope” and return to South Side Chicago politics.   “Hope and Change” was a great way to get win an affirmative action  cause disguised as a popularity contest (Democrat primaries), but not all American voters were only using their emotions.   As Barack is finding out some of America’s voters, even some registered Democrats, use their brains in voting for a President and those folks want answers.

So Barack  got Joe who:

  • Is amongst the longest serving of any Congress member
  • Has staff and family members who are or are tied to Washington lobbyists
  • Voted against the first Gulf War and for the Iraq invasion
  • Voted to give babies born after botched abortions, protection
  • Has no experience acheiving success outside of politics.

and with that choice became the candidate of “Same ol’, Same ol’.”

You see in the end, the only “Hope and Change”  that Obama was or is, about is the “Hope” that he becomes President and the “Change” he wants to impose on you.   In the end, Obama has the same self focused, it’s all about me perspective that is more the rule than the exception in elected leadership.

Hey, you Obamamanicas, don’t worry, Barack will still talk about “Hope and Change.”   He’ll need to pass out additional hits to get you through the dimming of his election hopes.

A Resounding THUD!

by @ 5:33. Filed under Politics - National.

That’s the sound that has echoed back from the choice of Joe Biden as Barack Obama’s VP pick.

According to a new poll done by CNN, the first poll done completely since Biden’s announcement, Obama and McCain are now in a dead heat.   The poll shows an erasure of a seven point lead from just one month ago.

To be fair, the THUD isn’t really due to Biden. If anything, other polls  have shown Biden to be a net zero on Obama.

No, the THUD is wholly owned by “The One!”

The THUD is owned by the person who surely thought he needed no one but himself to attain the Presidency.

The THUD is owned by the candidate who’s poll numbers are dropping faster than NBC’s ratings following the Olympics

August 24, 2008

Not with a bang, but with a wimper

by @ 20:05. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

Despite needing to flip just 135 superdelegates (combining info from The Green Papers and the last-minute decision to allow Michigan and Florida full voting rights; other sources suggest the number is lower) to force CHAOS on the floor of the Democratic National Convention, Hillary Clinton will instead release her delegates.

It’s a shame to see this little piece from Team McCain released just this morning go to waste (H/T – Ed Morrissey)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NrQ36Djf2E[/youtube]

Revisions/extensions (7:37 am 8/25/2008) – Dad29 points out in the comments that CNN is backing off the story ever-so-slightly. Newsbusters has the details. Let there be CHAOS!

Joe Biden Selects McCain’s VP

Over the past two weeks, speculation has been growing that Mitt Romney will be McCain’s VP.      In fact, several sources have flat out stated, that Mitt Romney will be McCain’s VP.   Even Intrade has shown a near doubling of the price for “Mitt for VP” as an indication that the market is quickly coalescing on this pick:

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But will Romney be McCain’s VP?   Let’s look at the events of this weekend to get a hint:

Other than what was spun by the Obama campaign, there were two story lines that followed the Biden announcement:

  • Biden was picked to shore up Obama’s inexperience in foreign affairs
  • Biden’s pick again showed  Obama’s  lack of core by picking a Washington insider after campaigning on Hope and Change

Neither of the main story lines were helpful to the Obama campaign.   Additionally, within a few hours of the announcement, the McCain campaign had ads running using Biden’s own words to reinforce the image of Obama being inexperienced and not ready to be “The One!”

The first rule of picking a VP is “Do no harm.”   It could be argued that Biden will help Obama get more of the Democrats to vote for him (latest polls show 20+% not currently doing so) but his dissonance with Obama’s message and his own harsh words about Obama’s readiness will make it difficult for Independents to see the Obama/Biden ticket as anything other than what George Will called a “Kangaroo ticket” where the hind legs are much stronger than the front.   People don’t vote for VP candidates who are presidential they only vote for Presidential candidates who are presidential!

If McCain picks Romney, the story lines following the announcement of  his choice will be:

  • Romney was picked to shore up McCain’s inexperience in Economic matters
  • Romney was the pick because McCain had to satisfy his conservative base

Within hours of the pick, the Obama campaign will have ads out using Romney’s own words whacking McCain and they’ll point out how his “conservative credentials” are recently acquired and can’t be trusted.

With what McCain saw in the last 24 hours, why would he set himself up for a replay of this weekend only  with different faces pasted on the animated bodies?

He won’t.

The selection of Joe Biden to be the Democrat VP and the experience of the past 48 hours following have determined who McCain will select for his VP.   John McCain will pick Tim Pawlenty as his VP.

As an experienced and arguably successful Governor from a blue state, Pawlenty passes the “do no harm” test.   While there will certainly be discussion about Pawlenty’s policy positions, there will not be any tape of him bad mouthing McCain nor will he be perceived to be upstaging McCain or filling a gap in McCain’s experience.   On the plus side, while Pawlenty is every bit as affable as Biden is reported to be, he is not enamoured with the sound of his own voice.  

The McCain campaign has had a good month.   With the Democrat convention this week, the momentum should naturally move Obama’s direction.   The timing of McCain’s VP announcement followed by the Republican convention should minimize both the height and duration of any Obama convention bounce.   Picking Romney would allow Obama a chance to expand his convention bounce and that’s not a mistake that the McCain team will make.

August 23, 2008

Roll bloat-and-change – Examining the newness

by @ 11:13. Filed under The Blog.

In case you haven’t noticed, Mary Katharine Ham has begun the transition of the Washington Examiner to the new dcexaminer.com site. That means all of the DC Examiner blogs have moved, so here’s the very-short list of those I’ve kept my eye on, complete with working URLs (and some new ones in the roll):

Yeas & Nays
Nate Beeler’s Toons
Tapscott’s Copy Desk
Ham Blog (which, like the blog of any good overworked techie, isn’t quite done yet)

Is there anything else over at Bill Sammon’s place that I can shill? :-)

Abandon all hope, Obamination denziens

by @ 10:30. Filed under Politics - National.

Let’s face it; Barack Hussein Obama played you chumps like a Stradivarius….

– When push came to shove, he picked the old white guy who is a two-time failure in national politics just because Joe “Plugs” Biden (Plagiarist-Gaffe) is what Obama wants to be when he finally grows up.
– Biden blows in the wind on his supposed strength of foreign policy; he voted for the Iraq War and now wants to carve it up along sectarian lines.
– Talk about change; Biden has been in the Senate every year he has been Constitutionally-eligible, and has been there over half his life.
Fausta has a reason why you chumps waited until 3 am for that text message, when ABC figured out hours earlier that it was Biden based on where the Secret Service was heading, and the Washington Post got the official word long before you; Obama wanted to stick one last shiv in the back of Her Royal Cankleness.
– Speaking of that 3 am text message, be expecting a lot of fundraising calls from the Obamination; he’s going to need your cash.
Ed Morrissey points out that the presstitutes are none too happy either. After all, the Obamination Express is their creation.
– If you thought you could catch John McCain napping, I’ve got news for you; this ad hit Youtube at 6:06 am Eastern, and it just happens to be the 30 seconds TV stations like…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDVUPqoowf8[/youtube]

While I’m under no delusions that McCain will continue the momentum he started this morning, I’m going to enjoy this. Can I get a CHAOS?

Nutroots shown the undercarriage of the Obamination Express

by @ 3:03. Filed under Politics - National.

One last item before I finally collapse in a heap – Patrick Ruffini confirms the timing of official notifications to the presstitutes versus the “you’ll hear it here first” mass-text to the nutroots, and the Washington Post got their official confirmation 1 hour 12 minutes before the nutroots.

Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

The Morning Scramble – 8/23/2008

by @ 2:29. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

Yes it’s very late (or very early depending on one’s perspective), but the O’Biden ticket is a guarantee of full blogging for those of us right-of-center, and I need to party…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L74XDgMcwKk[/youtube]

I promise to not do too much O’Biden, but I must start with it before I run out of popcorn and beer.

  • Vinnie the Trollhammer sums up the ticket quite nicely – LOSER.
  • Jim Geraghty can’t wait for the McCain commercials featuring Joe Bidens’ words from last year.
  • Curt dips into the memory vault for some Plugs’ gems.
  • Matt Naugle also dips into the memory vault for another oldie-but-goodie from Plugs. Let’s party like it’s 1988.
  • More of The Indispensible One – Geraghty digests the ticket (no word on how much Tums he took).
  • Asian Badger calls it “manna”.
  • Jonathan Garthwaite declares the tossing of the new media under the bus with the hours-long scoop by the presstitutes who found out that the Secret Service is protecting Biden “politics as usual — just with a big pile of cash to play with”.
  • The Vintage one notes that the unnamed officials confirming the Plugging of the bottom of the ticket didn’t want to pre-empt the mass-text. Now, where did I put my Photoshop of Wile E. Coyote’s distant cousin, Barack H. Obama, Suuuper Mess?
  • Okay, enough Plugs for one morning; back to the Obamination Watch – Vivian Lee has a new nickname for Obama that is guaranteed to make you spew your beverage.
  • RightwingSparkle caught the Obamination Express openly campaigning for the prison population vote. More ‘Rat politics as usual.
  • Rick Moran has the latest Nigerian Scam – help Nigerians donate to the Obamination Express. Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t the first time the Nigerians have been involved?
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part I – Ace dreams of CHAOS!
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part II – PJ-Comix found a certain parallel between “Peanuts” and the last two ‘Rats standing. Historical note; at the time Charles Schultz started the field-goal gag, Hillary Clinton had dark hair.
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part III – James Wigderson has a few drink recipes. After all, we know Clinton can pound them down.
  • Operation Chaos LIVES, Part IV – Jim Hoft found out that Clinton wasn’t even on the short list. Odds of Obama making that field goal in Invesco Field have now dropped to 1-2; good thing I locked in against when it was 2-7.
  • Silent E found the schedule for the ‘Rat convention.
  • Charlie Sykes posts an e-mail stating the obvious; Gov. Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) is directing the war against Wisconsin Manufacturers and Commerce. For my out-of-state readers (or those that somehow missed it), I highly-recommend Christian Schneider’s smackdown of former UW Chancellor John Wiley.
  • Lawhawk reports that Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (D) did not take a deal to leave office in exchange for the dropping of one of the two criminal charges against him. Oh yeah; Kilpatrick, an Obama supporter and superdelegate, won’t be able to go to Denver because the terms of his bond prevent it.
  • Fausta found that the presstitute bias toward the Obamination Express exists just as strongly south of the border as it does on this side.
  • The Borderline Chris has a heap of reasons to become more self-sufficient in the production of energy.
  • Laughing Wolf found the Soviet Unio…er, Russia digging in and cleansing the parts of Georgia they occupy.
  • Kim Zigfeld asks whether NATO will abandon Ukraine much like they’re abandoning Georgia. I guess the Ukranians are regretting giving up the nukes they had inherited from the breakup of the Soviet Union right about now.
  • Original Pechanga calls for the end of tribal sovereignty. While he’s talking about California, it is equally-applicable to Wisconsin (there is a reason I use the terms “Craps” and “Potawatomi” in my extended description of Doyle).
  • Gopfolk has the funnies.
  • Nate Beeler pictures the Beijing Olympics Oppression closing ceremonies.
  • Elliot asks a pertinent restroom question. After all that beer, it’s definitely time to melt some ice.

With that, I’m off to bed. I’ll have my thoughts on the all-plagiarism ticket sometime later today.

August 22, 2008

Ask Egg – Volume 5

by @ 22:33. Filed under Ask Egg.

Revisions/extensions (10:47 pm 8/22/2008) – For the record, I had the answer to the first letter ready to go about 4:30 pm this afternoon, but before I could finalize the answer to letter #2, I had a Brewer game to go to. With the news from ABC that Joe Biden is now receiving Secret Service protection (H/T – Chris Cillizza), it looks like my Jedi Mind Trick worked.

My head’s almost cleared up from a nice late-summer allergy episode, so let’s go back to the mailbag for some timely advice.

Letter #1 –

Dear Egg,

I’m starting to slide in the polls, and I need a pre-coronation boost for my VP pick. I know you hate me, but I have nowhere else to turn. Come on, do me this one favor, please.

-Hyde Park Bus Driver

Bus Driver,

Since I’m being charitable, I’ll give you the one piece of advice that may save you; don’t take your last challenger. Beyond that, don’t overlook the follically-challenged.

Beware the PUMAs!
-Egg

Letter #2 –

My friend, I know we haven’t seen eye to eye over the last dozen years, but I hope we can put that aside. I’m taking one step forward by waiting to see what that guy across the aisle is doing before making my final decision, but it’s in my nature to take one step back. How far back can I go?

-Arizona Mav Man

Dear Mav Man,

It is good that you’re going to be using the clock to your advantage. Don’t waste it by going anywhere near backwards by taking a pro-abortion candidate like Ridge or Giuliani.

Do have a backup plan to a backup plan just in case the PUMAs overthrow the Obamination Express.
-Egg

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