(H/T – Allahpundit/HotAir Headlines)
If you don’t bust a gut after reading The Onion‘s candidate profiles, please contact your favorite undertaker. It’s nice to see that some of the humor survived the years away from the looniest city on the planet, and that all of it got used on this.
Since they missed Tommy “The Other” Thompson, let me see if I can channel their energy….
Reason for Presidential bid:
Wanted to find new ways to “stick it to them.”
Reason for dropping Presidential bid:
Found out Secret Service wouldn’t let him ride their Harleys.
Stance on pig races:
Strongly for
Campaign accomplishments:
Beat Fred Thompson to both the entrance and the exit.
Key Issues:
Health Care:
Listen to my wife, Sue Ann.
Iraq War:
Was heard to say to Sam Brownback, “I’ll see your 3 Iraqs and raise you sextuple.”
