No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for October 14th, 2007

Help Blackfive win a scholarship

by @ 12:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

An outfit called CollegeScholarships.org is having a contest to give a deserving collegiate blogger a $10,000 scholarship. Matthew Burden, who runs Blackfive, is one of the finalists.

Please, go here and vote for him. Voting runs until 2 am CDT 10/29/2007, but you can only vote once (legitimately, that is; I do not want to hear about you voting multiple times).

NFL Week 6

by @ 9:40. Filed under Sports.

I’m 14 games under .500 (28-42-6) and further from break-even against the spread, but since I’m 9-0-1 against the over/unders, and I found the new home of Bodog (degenerates, bookmark it), let’s roll on through Wea…er, Week 6.

Washington (+3) @ Green Bay – Bad news; it’s raining. Worse news; it’s not snow.
Minnesota @ Chicago (-5.5) – The rookie wall hits early and often. Go under the 37.
Cincinnati (-3) @ Kansas City – Resistable force, meet movable object.
Houston @ Jacksonville (-7) – I’m oh-so-tempted to jump on the over/under, but 37 is a wee bit low.
Miami @ Cleveland (-4.5) – Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, and so are the Deadfins.
Philadelphia (-4) @ NY Jets – Stat of the week for the game of the weak – the Eaglets are 8-0 after a bye under Andy Reid.
St. Louis @ Baltimore (-9) – The last time Duh Lambs started 0-6, Kennedy was still President.
Tennessee (+3) @ Tampa Bay – You may want the points, but thanks to a MASH unit giving them, you won’t need them.
Carolina @ Arizona (-6) – Warner ain’t done yet (that’s next week), while I have a rational hatred of Vinnie Testaverte.
New England @ Dallas (+6.5) – This is your preview to the 42nd edition of the Game That Cannot Be Named Because Of The No Fun League. As such, take the over-53.
Oakland @ San Diego (-10) – The band is back together, and even NOOOO!!!!! Turner can’t fuck it up.
New Orleans @ Seattle (-6.5) – Odds of Reggie Bush making it out of Seattle healthy – 2-3. Go against it.
NY Giants (-3.5) @ Atlanta – Over/under on G-men sacks – 7.5. Go over.

Month from Hell recapped

by @ 9:14. Filed under Sports.

Knock Knees Tony found me, and in lieu of destroying my knuckles, he’s making me recap the month from Hell and give you the rest of the year for free:

Week 2 (5-11 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

Green Bay 35 @ NY Giants (-2.5) – I got my solace on game-day instead.
Buffalo 3 @ Pittsburgh 26 (-10) – Stat of the day – third/fourth-down efficiency – Pittsburgh 11-16, Buffalo 5-16.
Cincinnati 45 (-7.5) @ Cleveland 51 – The name is Neo.
Indianapolis 22 (-7.5-LOSS) @ Tennessee 20 – Fluke? Guess not. 141 yards on 34 carries isn’t flukish.
Houston 34 (+7) @ Carolina 21 – Ahman Green lasted just long enough.
San Francisco 17 (+3) @ St. Louis 16 – I can’t say enough about Frank “Don’t call me Al” Gore.
Atlanta 7 (+10.5-WIN) @ Jacksonville 13 – Did you put your 401k on Hotlanta? Good.
New Orleans 14 (-4.5) @ Tampa Bay 31 – Hope you were in a laughing instead of a daring mood.
Minnesota 17 (-3.5) @ Detroit 20 – Damned OT.
Kansas City 10 @ Chicago 20 (-13-LOSS) – If you can dodge a lead pipe, you can dodge a ball – THUNK! At least I told you to take the under
Dallas 37 (-4) @ Miami 20 – Repeating, the Deadfins are dead.
Seattle 20 (-3) @ Arizona 23 – I told you to take Leinart to not finish the game.
NY Jets 13 @ Baltimore 20 (-10-LOSS) – Now, I’m the one with no arms.
Oakland 20 @ Denver 23 (-10-LOSS) – The Rocky Mountain Lumber layeth me low. Once again, damned OT.
San Diego 14 (+3.5) @ New England 38 – Drop the “RV” and you get “NOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Washington 20 @ Philadelphia 12 (-7) – No oil for McNabb or me.

Week 3 (6-7-3 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

San Diego 24 @ Green Bay 31 (+6.5) – And I ain’t broke.
Detroit 21 (+5.5) @ Philadelphia 56 – As long as you took the over, you’re good to go.
Indianapolis 30 (-7-LOSS) @ Houston 24 – Sammy the Bull isn’t my friend.
Minnesota 10 (+3-TIE) @ Kansas City 13 – It’s topsy-turvy in the NFL.
Buffalo 7 @ New England 38 (-17) – I would like to thank Dick Jauron for my new house.
Miami 28 (+3-TIE) @ NY Jets 31 – Sheer luck on the part of the Jets.
San Francisco 16 (+10) @ Pittsburgh 37 – Only one of those defenses showed up, and boy did they show up.
Arizona 23 @ Baltimore 26 (-7.5-LOSS) – Had the OldBrowns defense scored, I would have been happy. Instead, it’s mac and cheese.
St. Louis 3 @ Tampa Bay 24 (-3.5) – SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
Jacksonville 23 @ Denver 14 (-3.5) – It wasn’t sooner.
Cincinnati 21 @ Seattle 24 (-3-TIE) – The house is just loving all these pushes.
Cleveland 24 (+3-WIN) @ Oakland 26 – Mr. Anderson, meet Mr. Smith Not Agent Smith, just Smith.
Carolina 27 (-4.5) @ Atlanta 20 – The only thing Joanie didn’t do right was win.
NY Giants 24 @ Washington 17 (-4) – How bad is my nose-picking? Does the fact that I took Duh Deadskins tell you anything?
Dallas 34 @ Chicago 10 (-3) – 3, 3.5, it didn’t matter. It was another GROSSman performance.
Tennessee 31 (+4) @ New Orleans 14 – Repeating, back to the Aints.

Week 4 (5-9 ATS, 1-0-1 O/U)

Green Bay 23 @ Minnesota 16 (+3) – I should’ve given the points.
Chicago 27 @ Detroit 37 (+3) – We didn’t need them.
Oakland 35 @ Miami 17 (-4) – Culpepper just won, baby. That sucks.
Houston 16 (-3) @ Atlanta 26 – The NFL ain’t that topsy-turvy.
Baltimore 13 @ Cleveland 27 (+4) – I don’t believe it; I blew (well, almost blew) an over/under.
St. Louis 7 @ Dallas 35 (-14) – Did Wiggy’s head blow up?
NY Jets 14 @ Buffalo 17 (+3.5) – Sanity returns to the AFC.
Tampa Bay 20 (+3) @ Carolina – It pays to take my over/unders.
Seattle 23 @ San Francisco 3 (+2.5) – The Fourtiners are officially a one-trick pony.
Pittsburgh 14 (-6.5) @ Arizona 21 – The bookies and the Cards sure took advantage of my mistake.
Kansas City 30 @ San Diego 16 (-12.5) – It didn’t matter, Duh Bolts had no passing defense.
Denver 20 (+10) @ Indianapolis 38 – It was a game until late.
Philadelphia 3 (-3) @ NY Giants 16 – Down goes McNabb! Down goes McNabb!
New England 34 @ Cincinnati 13 (+8) – Knees, meet lead pipe. Lead pipe, meet knees. Egg, meet X-ray machine.

Week 5 (5-8-1 ATS, 2-0 O/U)

Chicago 27 @ Green Bay 20 (-3.5) – No running game finally catches up to the Pack as Knock Knees Tony catches up to me.
Detroit 3 (+3.5) @ Washington 34 – And the reverse was sniffed out early and often.
Carolina 16 (+3.5) @ New Orleans 13 – Sanity returns to the NFC.
Jacksonville 17 (-2) @ Kansas City 7 – Good thing that cup was on.
Atlanta 13 (+8.5-WIN) @ Tennessee 20 – I knew the termites would get to that lumber.
Miami 19 @ Houston 22 (-6-LOSS) – You know you’re in trouble when your starting RB is Ron Dayne.
Seattle 0 (+6.5) @ Pittsburgh 21 – Najeh the Crapper got 2 TDs? What’s going on out there? At least there wasn’t enough scoring to threaten the under call.
Cleveland 17 @ New England 34 (-17-TIE) – The machines have called a truce.
Arizona 34 (-4-LOSS) @ St. Louis 31 – Make it one QB left in the desert.
New York Jets 24 "@" New York Giants 35 (-4) – Dead men tell no lies.
Tampa Bay 14 @ Indianapolis 33 (-10) – Once again, my over-unders are coming through.
San Diego 41 @ Denver 3 (+1) – Okay, who put the spark back in the Bolts?
Baltimore 9 (-3.5-LOSS) @ San Francisco 7 -Too bad the offensive woes continue for the OldBrowns.
Dallas 25 (-11-LOSS) @ Buffalo 24 – I blame Algore.

That leaves me at a bloody 28-42-6 against the spread, but a phenominal 9-0-1 against the over/unders.

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