No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for March 8th, 2006

Carnival of the Badger XXX

by @ 22:35. Filed under Carnival of the Badger.

Don’t let the Roman numeral scare you, Brent pulls out a Hans Christian Anderson classic to wrap this week’s Carnival around.

Re: Does Schultz Have a Clue…

by @ 21:41. Filed under Corn-a-hole, Politics - Wisconsin.

Since our friends at Journal Interactive don’t feel the need to enable comments, I guess I have to answer Charlie’s rhetorical questions for Sgt. Schultz here:

(A) Yes he does know how bad the ethanol mandate will split the base, but not only in southeastern Wisconsin. As, charitably, a “country-club” Pubbie, he’s far more comfortable with, say, Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) than Scott Walker. That also explains the visceral reaction from the RPW, especially those from the Green Bay area, to Scott Walker’s candidacy, and the abandonments by the RPW of the last 2 opponents to Russ el-Slimeroad.

(B) It will only hurt Mark Green up until the end of the primary. Unlike those country-club Pubbies, who tend to refuse to back conservative Pubbies, conservative Pubbies tend to back even moderates.

(C) Frankly, the GOP legislature had no backbone or principles before this, especially Sgt. Schultz’s Senate.

(D) He’s betting, much like Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale), that money solves everything. As an aside, we could stand to lose Kapanke and Brown, even if it costs the Pubbies those 2 seats; such are the benefits of a titular 3-seat majority.

In short, he does fully-understand this. As a RepublicRAT, he just doesn’t give a flying damn (I would use the f-bomb, but I don’t want Casper’s work filters declaring NRE a porn site again).

Just in time for a rainy spring…

by @ 16:30. Filed under MMSD - The Crap People.

(H/T – Brian)

MMSD, The Crappy Water People™, now has a page to let you track their dumpings. Let’s see how many millions of gallons are dumped the next few days, as we have plenty of rain incoming over the course of the next few days.

More for the roll

by @ 16:25. Filed under The Blog.

If it’s Wednesday, March 8, it must be time to add some blogs to the roll:

  • Billiam delivers the View from the cheap seats... That’s where I usually sit, so I definitely feel at home there. You should too, even if your tastes in sports arenas are a bit loftier.
  • Simon Blue has just popped onto the scene with The Thoughts of Simon Blue. I really have to thank a lefty commenter on Ragnar’s blog for finding him for me.

This concludes today’s edification program.

It’s almost Carnival time again

by @ 16:00. Filed under Carnival of the Badger.

It’s going to be at Milwaukee’s Layton Park Blogger. In case you forgot what it is, head on over to the creator’s page.

I can’t guarantee that Brent will be as patient as I was last week.

Sgt. Schultz – the dumbest Senator ADM could buy

by @ 15:42. Filed under Corn-a-hole, Politics - Wisconsin.

Revisions/extensions (4:38 pm 3/8/2006) – Charlie is reporting that AB15 WILL be on the Senate calendar tomorrow. It’s show time.

Our anti-bad-gas whip, James, reports that despite losing a straw vote in the Republican caucus 13-5, and by James’ account, only having 11 of the 18 votes he needs to force corn-a-hole on everybody in Wisconsin make that 12 if his report that Senate Minority Leader Judy Robson (Chilrun will die!-Madistan) does the expected and rolls like the Sierra Club to make state gubmint ever larger, Senate Majority “Leader” Sgt. Dale Schultz (RepublicRAT-No talk radio here) is going to push AB15 to the floor tomorrow. The funny thing is, if the vote track is right, two of the drunk Pubbies had a moment of clarity because we had 7 big-gubmint, big-business Pubbies counted – Sgt. Schultz, Ron Brown, Shelia Harsdorf, Dan Kapanke, Alan Lasee, the no-longer-abstaining Luther Olsen (whose vote is apparently needed to enrich his family business) and Dave Zien.

This is it; I don’t care if you’ve already hammered your Senator or not, whether your Senator plans on voting against or for AB15, or if he or she still has the finger in the wind. Hammer them one more time to drive the stake into the cold heart of AB15. James has the Madison phone numbers on his vote chart, and if you don’t know who your Senator is, you can either head here to find your Senator and his or her contact info, or call the Legislative Hotline at 1-800-362-9472 (1-800-228-2115 for the hearing-impaired) and have the staff pass along the message (they’ll help you find out who your Senator is).

Revisions/extensions part 2 (8:15 pm 3/8/2006) – And the war against Sgt. Schultz is on. Patrick called for a coup, Charlie asks whether Sgt. Schultz has a clue, and Поле Выстраивает Chris is mobilizing the Glorious Guards Shock Army for the drive to the Mississippi with an early stop in Richland Center. Since I’m about a quarter-mile behind enemy lines, I can’t do much more than promote this war, but promote it I will.

Part 3 of the Revisions/Extensions (10:48 pm 3/8/2006) – Chip uncorks the Mary Panzer award on Sgt. Schultz. Damn, but that’s appropriate.

What version of the R&E is this? (11:10 pm 3/8/2006) – Peter checks in with his official photo of Sgt. Schultz, wonders what kind of deal he cut with Robson, and calls for Schultz’s defeat, “even if it means putting a Democrat in the seat”. Note to Peter; there already is one there – Sgt. Schultz. Meanwhile, Owen explains everything that can still happen to AB15. I make it no secret I prefer it defeated on the floor, but if it’s sent back to committee, it’ll kill it for at least a month.

Show trial update

by @ 12:37. Filed under Law and order, Politics - Wisconsin.

Here’s something you won’t see in the LeftStream Media, and something that the Mad Hatter (Dane County assistant DA Roy Korte) and the Queen of Hearts (judge Steven Ebert) won’t let the jury even consider, taken from roughly 60:30 to 62:30 of part 2 of WisPolitics’ webcast of Jensen’s testimony – Scott Jensen actually led the charge in the Legislature to get rid of the caucuses, even offering to the State Ethics and Elections Boards to get rid of the Assembly Republican Caucus before the rest of the Legislative leaders were prepared to get rid of the other 3. Morever, when it came time to vote to implement the eventual deal to get rid of the caucuses, some of the Assembly Democrats voted against the bill necessary to dissolve them.

The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts were so fearful that their engineered guilty verdict might be in jeopardy that the jury was was specifically instructed to ignore these facts. Guess they counted the votes on the state Supreme Court and found that there is no way for Jensen to get 4 Justices to rule in his favor for the eventual appeal on prosecutorial and judicial misconduct grounds. Remember, David Prosser would have to recuse himself as a former Assembly Republican leader, and even before Pat Crooks grew into a lieberal on the bench, there were 3 lieberals on the court.

Blogger fatigue

by @ 11:37. Filed under The Blog.

As you can tell by the lack of posts lately, I haven’t done a lot of blogging. There hasn’t been all that much that has caught my eye, and the things that have were blogged half to death by the time they did. Sorry about that.

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