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No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

January 10, 2006

Some better questions for Judge Alito

by @ 22:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Mark Reardon)

CNN’s Jeff Greenfield, in a rare moment of clarity, comes up with a few questions that sound better than anything coming out of the Senate Judiciary Committee for Judge Alito. Mark takes his stab at the loony-bin second set, so I’ll go for the first set. I’m not a lawyer, but let’s play along anyway:

Everyone seems to agree it’s wrong for judges to “legislate from the bench.” Give us two or three examples from the court’s past where, in your view, the court legislated from the bench. – Greenfield may not like my answers to this question, but Roe v Wade sure as heck comes to mind. Going back into history, the Dred Scott decision was another.

Name two or three justices from the past whom you do not admire. Why not? – Roger Brooke Tanney because he thought that he and his fellow Supremes alone could decide whether certain free blacks were in fact citizens. Earl Warren for starting the modern strain of judicial activism, and Warren Burger for continuing it.

The Ninth Amendment says that the enumeration of certain rights [in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights] should not be held to disparage other rights… .” What does this mean? – The rights listed in the Constitution, whether they are found in the body, the Bill of Rights, or succeeding Amendments, are not the end-all, be-all. That having been said, not everything is a right. Further, the Tenth Amendment seems to rule out any federal role in the determination of those “other” rights except through further amendments.

Justice Scalia says that the court was wrong 80 years ago, when it began to apply the Bill of Rights to the states. Do you agree? – That depends on which Amendment is being applied. Nothing in the First Amendment should be applied to the states; it was one of only 2 (the Tenth being the other) that specifically spoke of limiting only federal power. The other 8, on the other hand, which includes the Second, would and should also apply to the states and local governments.

-If a punishment — say, branding or flogging — was widely accepted at the time the Bill of Rights was written, could it be considered “cruel and unusual” today? – That determination is best left to the legislative process.

Do the Bucks need a new arena?

by @ 15:29. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T for the McNally piece – Peter)

Joel McNally, in what appears to be a moment of relative clarity, makes the case against replacing the Bradley Center. Unbelievably, I agree with the gist of it. There are, however, some moonbatty items in the piece that need to be shot down…

I remember foolishly believing when the Bradley Center opened that since the Bucks wouldn’t have to pay any rent to play in their luxurious, new sports palace, ticket prices would be dirt cheap.

Ordinary Milwaukeeans and their children would be able to buy the best seats in the house. Democracy would reign in the stands instead of the strict caste system that existed in other cities where movie stars and corporate attorneys sat courtside and working-class families watched with binoculars from the rafters.

That golden age never arrived. It turns out free rent isn’t nearly enough tribute to pay to professional sports franchises owned by millionaires these days. They want cold, hard cash.

The BC was never Lambeau Field, and the Bucks will never be the Packers. They don’t have a 60,000+-name waiting list to let keep growing by undervaluing the seats. Further, there’s a much higher percentage of a particular team’s revenue that’s dependent on the team in the NBA than in the NFL.

As for the binoculars comment, I once had season tickets up in the rafters. I never needed binoculars, though I freely admit that the seats on the lower level are FAR better. Those hoping for the Arena’s coziness were bound to be disappointed; there’s no way to make an 18,000-seat arena as cozy as an 11,000-seat one.

Finally, it’s not just the owners that want cold hard cash. The average NBA salary is somewhere north of $4 million.

Other than that, it’s a pretty good piece. The money shots, as they usually do, come at the end. I espeically like this one:

Payne says newer arenas are destinations that create revenue on non-game days with restaurants and shops. But nothing is stopping the Bradley Center from adding such attractions now, except an embarrassing dearth of customers in existing downtown restaurants and shops on non-game days.

To which I add a general perception on the Friday’s Front Row at Miller Park. It doesn’t seem to be terribly busy on those times I drive past Miller Park when the Brewers aren’t in town.

Tuesday’s quick smashes

by @ 15:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ve got a thing or two I want to comment more-fully on, but I can’t let these items pass unnoticed.

  • The heart of the Alito hearings began today. Judge Alito is running circles around the Senate Judiciary Committee.
  • From the JS’s DayWatch – In the tire-slashing trial, no sooner was the jury seated than the defense pulled out the race card, seeking a new jury. That was denied, and we’re working through opening statements.
  • Some of you folks out in Waukesha County have an election today. Scott Newcomer, who once again got legal confirmation that he is in fact eligible to vote in and run for the 33rd Assembly District, would like to get that magical 75% of the vote, so if you’re going to vote for him, do so before 8 pm when the polls close.

January 9, 2006

Trolls beware – and yet another blogroll addition

by @ 23:27. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Nick (The World According to Nick host/creator of the Carnival of the Badger) brings the not-so-good news that anonymous annoying Web messages are now punishable by 2 years in Club Fed. Stupid, stupid, stupid, even though I haven’t had to break out the boomstick on any trolls.

That reminds me; how in the heck did I forget to put Nick on the blogroll? I can’t even claim RSS reader failure. Sorry about that, Nick.

Revisions/extensions – Nick points us back to the Volokh Conspiracy and Football Fans for Truth, which make a rather convincing case, pending legal challenges, that this rewrite of existing telephone anti-harrassment law was targeting only VOIP. Of course, I seem to recall a greasy assurance that the McShame-Slimeroad Lieberal Protection Act would be found un-Constitutional by the courts, only to find out that a majority on SCOTUS saw a previously-undiscovered exemption to the First Amendment for mentioning office-holders’ and -seekers’ names around election time without being a member of the LeftStream Media.

Polling now active – Should Jessica bring back the Mini-Poll?

by @ 22:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Or at least semi-active. I don’t know how much I’ll use this, but I decided to “test-drive” Pollhost.com‘s free poll hosting to see if Jessica could/should use that as a replacement for the ad-plagued Bravenet she had been using. It seems to be working, the ads are limited to the results page, and I even don’t accept cookies from the site.

Refund anticipation loans – another take

by @ 19:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Now that I’m dried off from testing out the Sykes Cement Shoes (yes, they do sink a blogger), it’s back to business. Channel 12 gives us a story on a state warning about tax refund anticipation loans. I do agree with the state that these are very bad ideas, and for the reason why they state – it’s borrowing your own money at an exhorbitant interest rate. However, there’s a point they don’t bring up. In order to get that massive “refund”, you were borrowing your own money to the state and the feds at no interest rate. What are you doing giving the state so much tax money through the course of the year that you have a massive “refund” coming? That’s money that you could have invested over the course of the year, and instead of having less purchasing power from it by taking it as a late lump sum, you could have either spent it as it came in and had more stuff for your money, or done the really-smart thing, invested it and actually made some money.

Do note that I’m not saying take withholding down to zero (though I would prefer that, with everybody writing a quarterly check like those that earn most of their income from sources where withholding doesn’t happen, just to see how much money is going out the door to government – it’s FAR more than the property taxes, almost 47.5 times more as of 2004, and that’s just the state income tax), because that would, without the estimated quarterly tax payments, get you in a heap of trouble. I do recommend asking your tax advisor a different question than the usual maximize-refund one; “How do I maximize my take-home pay without getting whacked with penalities?”

That’s the last time I do a “sticky” the easy way

by @ 18:49. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The dearly-departed “Revisiting history – Part 3” got me in serious trouble with the Blogfather. It seems that because I post-dated it to the end of this month, Charlie’s feed reader got all discombobulated and that resulted in a short trip off the Bender Park boat launch.

Things got worse when I first rubbed it back out; it didn’t want to die. Sure, Blogger said it wasn’t there, but the home page disagreed. I finally re-created a current-dated version and sent it to Jones Island.

Never fear; the gist of it lives on, and it has a more-permanent home, at least until we defeat AB15, the bad-gas bill. Speaking of which, I have yet to hear back from Plale. Looks like I’ll be busy tomorrow (I might even do a road trip for some citizen lobbying if he continues to ignore me, but I won’t take the Voces de la Frontera route and trek into South Milwaukee).

Erratic is my middle name

by @ 17:10. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I guess I can’t complain too much about getting whacked off the Blogfather’s blogroll. At least Aaron won’t be borrowing Tony Montana’s little friend.

Revisions/extensions; I’m drying off from the late Polar Bear dunk. No harm, no foul.

Couldn’t take apart Kane better myself

by @ 6:46. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If I really cared about what Eugene Kane says, I would have done what Fred did and done a ReWriteâ„¢ of Kane’s bit in the Jountinel’s full frontal assault on this end of the Cheddarsphere.

January 8, 2006

Housekeeping

by @ 17:47. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I noticed that I started missing comments over here at NRE. After doing some testing, it seems that RoadRunner isn’t accepting the notification e-mails from Blogger anymore. Anyhow, I went and set up a(nother) throwaway e-mail on a mostly-dormant domain I have, tied it back into my main e-mail client, and am good to go again.

Tips for preventing sun-related injuries

by @ 15:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Considering we haven’t had sun for the last 15 days (BTW, that set a record for doom and gloom here in the land of cheese and beer), you might be confused by that bright yellow ball in the sky. Here are some helpful hints to prevent a host of sun-related injuries:

  • Don’t look directly into the sun.
  • Use sunglasses that block ultraviolet light.
  • If outside for extended periods of time (it’s too warm to ice fish, there’s no snow so you can’t snowmobile or ski, and it’s too cold to do anything else), wear sunscreen on your face.

Revisions/extensions – Hope you didn’t blink; the clouds are back, and a wintry mix is headed in. Oh well; the NWS says it will be mostly sunny Tuesday and partly cloudy Wednesday, while TWC puts Wednesday as mostly cloudy. Oh, and the cold returns after next weekend and another round of wintry mix.

January 7, 2006

It’s playoff time – get your picks here

by @ 14:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ll eventually figure out how I did in the regular season, but we have 11 games that matter left. The first 4 are this weekend, and they include 2 of the last 3 games to ever air on ABC.

Washington (+2.5/over 36.5) @ Tampa Bay – There just is no substitute for ‘sperience.
Jacksonville @ New England (-7.5/over 37.5) – The Pats are peaking at just the right time.
Carolina @ NY Giants (-2.5/under 43.5) – The dead Jimmys (Hoffa and “Masterlock” Duggans) agree; take the G-men.
Pittsburgh (-3/under 46.5) @ Cincinnati – The BenGALS are one and done.

January 6, 2006

The unwieldy blogroll just got a bit more unwieldy

by @ 16:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Now that Brian Fraley officially launched Fraley’s Dailytakes, and I got around to remembering, it’s time to graft another blog onto the blogroll.

January 5, 2006

Turn out the lights, the money is gone

by @ 23:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Charlie and Aaron, who really belongs on Charlie’s blogroll)

The Wisconsin Taxpayers Alliance reports that between 1995 and 2000, despite gaining 4,400 households (their numbers; I come up with a 240,000-person gain using Census Bureau numbers), Wisconsin lost $4.72 billion in household net worth and lost $454.8 million in income. No, that is not per-capita or per-household, that’s the total amount; and no, that was not during either Bush Presidency, that was during what lefties love to call “The Best Damn Economy Ever” in the Clinton Presidency.

During the same time (numbers again courtesy the Census Bureau), the total state and local tax burden in Wisconsin went up $3,545,704,000 (or if you prefer, $3.55 billion), from $9,029,488,000 in 1995 to $12,575,192,000 in 2000. Let’s review: population went up a bit; total net worth went way, way down; total income went way down; and taxes still went way, way up. Of particular note, personal income taxes went up $2,030,363,000 when personal income went down $454,800,000. And we still have gubmint types demanding we spend more and more and more and more money on gubmint?

Revisions/extensions – Dad29 points out that those state taxes went up while Tommy Thompson had an iron grip on the governor’s mansion. ‘Tis why we have a bipartisan Party of Gubmint in Wisconsin

Beware the Anti-Tabor

by @ 22:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Revisions/extensions – I forgot to mention that this particular version of the Anti-Tabor comes from Terry Musser, a Pubbie member of the Party of Gubmint.

(Major H/T – Dennis York)

Dennis really does do it all, from discussing MMSD’s favorite rainy-season product to the serious. This time, he heads to the serious (at least until the end) and takes on Assembly Joint Resolution 71, which can fairly be described (and is) as the anti-TABOR. It starts out flawed by exempting sewerage districts and the like from the limits on property tax/fee levies (previous year plus inflation in Milwaukee/Racine plus new construction) and the referendum requrirement to bust and reset the limits. Yep, that’s right, MMSD still gets to jack up the property taxes as much as they want so they can keep dumping the brown hostages into the lake.

Then it goes into the horrid by mandating the state spend AT LEAST the amount it did on local aid the previous year plus inflation plus new construction. So much for getting a handle on 60% of state spending (and before long, it will be 70%, then 80%).

There is a one more kicker to the taxpayers’ hindquarters (or will it be the family jewels?); a very-poorly written (from a taxpayer’s perspective, at least) “emergency” exemption to the limits that takes merely a 2/3rds vote by the governing body to invoke – …any expenditure of a local governmental unit that the governing body of the local governmental unit did not anticipate and in an amount that is greater than 10 percent of the amount of the local governmental unit’s fiscal year budget. Allow me to translate; if 2/3rds of your common council/school board/county board/et al can create a mid-year financial “crisis”, up go the taxes, and more importantly, the ceiling for the following year’s taxes and the floor for the following year’s state spending on local government.

WMF vulnerability – fixed by Microsoft early

by @ 15:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The WMF vulnerability (documented by Dad29 here and here) has been patched for Windows 2000 SP4, Windows XP SP1/SP2/x64 and Windows 2003 (all versions). If you have any of those systems, run Windows/Microsoft Update immediately, then you may reregister the Windows Picture and Fax Viewer by typing regsvr32 %windir%\system32\shimgvw.dll

For those of you with Win98/ME, you’re SOL. Microsoft says that it’s not a “critical” security breach for you. And if you have NT x.x/2000 SP3 or earlier/95/3.x (the vulnerability of the last 2 are by heresay only at this point), you’re REALLY SOL; Microsoft wants your money for the newer OSes.

January 4, 2006

Turds, turds everywhere

by @ 23:53. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Dennis York started it, the Spice Boys picked it up, and Jib continued it, so I may as well jump on the turd picture bandwagon before the rest of my fellow bartenders do.

Warning – the following image should not be viewed by those under 13 unless accompanied by an adult, those with weak stomachs, Packer fans still distraught over 4-12, or those with no sense of humor.

Image courtesy Packers.com

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Blogroll growing again

by @ 10:40. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The newest additions –

Right off the Shore – Jenna’s one brave woman; not only is she in Madistan, but she goes to Karl Marx Univers…er, University of Wisconsin.
Reardon Report – Seems Mark Reardon got on the blogging kick, and he’s more of a quick-hitter than…
Wagner on the Web -…Jeff Wagner, who does opuses when he updates.

And no, I’m not going to put the blogroll in any sort of order anytime soon. I like the randomness.

West Virginia miners story – a few questions

by @ 9:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The initial news that there were 12 survivors proved to be woefully and tragically wrong, with only 1 survivor rescued and 11 bodies recovered. Before the questions, the events of last night/this morning as they unfolded (at least the best I can reconstruct them because I was asleep; a HUGE hat-tip to Free Republic) –

  • Just short of midnight EST – someone overheard a communication between the search party and the command post, apparently misunderstands either “all found” or “all found, at least one alive” (exact wording unknown) to mean “all found alive”, word spreads to families gathered at a church from what appears to be an unofficial source, they start celebrating.
  • 11:59 pm EST – AP reports that the families were saying that the 12 miners were found alive, notes that neither the company that owns the mine nor the governor’s office was confirming this.
  • Midnight EST – Everybody starts reporting that they were alive, not bothering to note that it was unconfirmed at that point.
  • Roughly 12:20 am EST – word gets to the command post that there were not 12 survivors (what is unknown is the exact wording used).
  • 12:40 am EST – Reuters carries a dispatch saying all 12 are alive, no disclaimer that this was still unconfirmed by any official. This story says that the word was spread to the families by a man who burst into the church saying, “It’s a miracle, it’s a miracle.”
  • 1:12 am EST – AP carries an updated dispatch (no longer in the AP archives) quoting Governor Joe Manchin as saying, “They told us they have 12 alive.” The “they” is left unidentified, and the story notes that the company still was not confirming this. Side note; this appears to be the dispatch which Editor and Publisher uses to blast the AP in their larger blast of the media as a whole.
  • 1:15 am EST – The first (and as it turns out, only) ambulance leaves the mine site with a survivor.
  • 2:09 am EST – CNN reports that survivor was in critical condition.
  • 2:45 am EST – The company’s CEO told the families in the church that there was only one survivor. Media goes into full self-righteous indignation mode, ignoring that they had run with the story for better than an hour with absolutely, positively zero confirmation.

Well, I have a few questions:

  1. Where did “all found alive” first come about?
  2. Who was the one that burst into the church with the false good news?
  3. Why did the press run with this story for better than an hour without any confirmation, with many outlets not disclosing that there was not any confirmation? Do note that I give the AP itself a pass – their stories up through the wrong confirmation from the governor sourced this to the families and noted that it was unconfirmed, and their story quoting the governor also noted that the company had not confirmed the news.
  4. Who told the governor that all 12 were alive with enough authority that he believed it?
  5. When were the 11 that died declared dead?

January 3, 2006

Mike Sherman gone and to be forgotten

by @ 10:49. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Everybody and his brother has already commented on the firing of Mike Sherman by Ted E. Thompson (genius). Allow me to add my two cents’ worth of stats:

2-4 – playoff record under Sherman (0-2 on the road)
2-4 – home opener record under Sherman
12-12 – home record since the 2002 season (capped by the first home playoff loss in team history) Homer nod – that 12-12 is the regular-season record since 2002; make it 13-13 including the playoffs.

Sherman’s firing was a year late. Hopefully, Bob Harlan comes to his senses quickly and fires Wile E. Thompson (suuuuper genius) before the draft so we’re not also left a dollar short.

As for Brett Favre, it’s been a great ride. We’ll miss those bullet passes off the back foot 40 yards downrange, the fire with which he played, and the playground improvs – unfortunately with Aaron Rodgers, it looks like we won’t lose the bonehead passes that turn into picks. There had to be a reason why 23 teams between the Niners and the Packers, some of whom really needed a quarterback, passed on him in the draft when he was talked about in the same breath as #1 pick Alex Smith (oops, another bust).

January 1, 2006

Happy New Year

by @ 0:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

May 2006 be good to you.

December 31, 2005

Revisiting history – part 2

by @ 23:59. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This restatement of “Those who don’t remember history”, or its January version, will be at the top of the blog until AB15, the bad-ethanol-gas bill, is defeated (except for a temporary move one spot down during Christmas). Please look for the regular posts below.

How appropriate it is that the penultimate reaction to the first episode happened 232 years ago December 16th. A politically-connected industry finds itself with a massive amount of product that it can’t sell. It goes to the government to get a monopoly in a new market to get rid of it and goes on to claim that it will actually cost less to do it that way. I am not talking about the East India Tea Company back in the 1770s (which led to the Boston Tea Party and ultimately the creation of the United States of America), but ethanol in 2005. That’s right, the Assembly forgot its history and crammed AB15, the bill mandating the more-expensive, less-efficient, more-polluting, GM-engine-killing statewide E10 gasoline mandate through the day the day before the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.

There is at least one more chance to stop this, and likely just that one more chance. This bill still has to go through the Senate (my list of semi-confirmed “no” votes here). If it makes it through, Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/ADM-Potawatomi) has already promised ADM that he would sign it. Those Senate staffers you called regarding the repeal of the automatic gas-tax increase are still there in Madison. Call them today! If you don’t have the number (for shame; you should still have it from the efforts to repeal the automatic gas-tax increase), go here to find your Senator and his or her phone number. I’ll be back tomorrow (12/16) with the response I get from my Senator, Jeff Plale (Madison phone # – (608) 266-7505).

Revisions/extensions part 1 – At least I planned on being back here today (12/16) with that info. I got Sen. Plale’s messaging service at 10:39 am 12/16, on which I urged him to oppose AB15 and invited him to give me a call back.

Revisions/extensions part 2 (8 am 12/17) – Still no sign from Plale (apparently, he’s going East Side on me again); and I got tired of re-bumping this to the top, hence the forwarding of the date to the last possible minute of the month.

Homer nod – I need a new calendar :-)

Reggie Bush sweepstakes – Week 17 (Sat. view)

by @ 22:52. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Last week, I gave you what must happen for the Packers to get the #1 pick outright. Well, Brook Bollinger disappointed again, and we’ve started the NFL weekend out right (the bookies might not agree if you followed my advice :-) So, I bring you the update after the Saturday games –

  • The Pack must lose to the Seahawks at home.
  • The Texans must beat the oh-so-close-to-2-in-a-row Niners in San Francisco.
  • The Saints must not lose in Tampa.
  • All of the following must happen to avoid a coin flip with the Texans (one tie can happen; anything more than one thing not happening gives the higher pick to the Texans):
    • The Jets choke to Buffalo at home.
    • Arizona does the expected and loses in Indianapolis.
    • Detroit lays an egg in Pittsburgh.
    • St. Louis ends Dallas’ playoff dreams. (Sorry James; we need this, and the odds say this will be a meaningless game anyway)
  • All of the following must happen to avoid a coin flip with the Jets assuming they lose (again, one tie can happen and anything more than one thing not happening gives the higher pick to the Jets) because the Raiders proved they’re the dumbest team ever (it fit with the dumbest announcing crew ever):
    • The OldBrowns go back to Cleveland and win.
    • The Bengals get cooked by the Ch(i)efs.
    • The Titans fall before Jacksonville.

Will the last business to leave Wisconsin please turn off the lights

by @ 17:41. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Owen)

They don’t need power at the Wisconsin Supreme Court building. They ruled yesterday 4-3 that a teen with cerebal palsy allegedly caused by a lack of oxygen during birth and his family may continue with a lawsuit that was first filed when he was 11.

The usual gang of 4, Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson, Ann Walsh Bradley (the author), Patrick “Turncoat” Crooks (still no announced opponent for him, and he’s up for re-election in 2006) and “Loophole” Louis Butler (Steve Austin reminds us to “thank” the Pubbies for him over at B&S), said, “The Legislature has not provided a statute of limitations for claims against health care providers alleging injury to a developmentally disabled child. This determination is the only determination the court is able to reach without either rewriting the statutes or working an absurd and illogical result.”

David Prosser, the author of the dissent (joined by Jon Wilcox and Pat Roggensack), said, “The majority authorizes suit in this case more than 11 ½ years after the child’s alleged injury and boasts in doing so that it has avoided rewriting the statute. This is not judicial restraint.”

Owen has more.

NFL Week 17

by @ 11:12. Filed under Miscellaneous.

As Dandy Don said about Monday Night Football, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over.” This is the last week for the regular season, but I’ll be around for the playoffs, where the money can really change hands. I’ll eventually recall how badly I’ve done the last few weeks, but for now, I’ll just go through the last 16 games of the regular season that will result in the Packers drafting 3rd.

Denver (+10.5) @ San Diego – I know Mike Shanahan’s resting his starters in this completely-meaningless game, but 10 1/2 points is too much to give. Now if this were the 5 1/2 that it started off at,….
NY Giants (-8) @ Oakland – The Raiders can’t even play spoilers right.
Cincinnati @ Kansas City (-7.5) – In the end, they’re the BenGALS.
Miami @ New England (-5.5) – Forecast for Foxboro – snow. That’ll cool off the Dullfins.
Buffalo (-1.5) @ NY Jets – Come on, say it with me!
Carolina (-3.5) @ Atlanta – Atlanta doesn’t spoil too well.
Detroit @ Pittsburgh (-13.5) – My pre-season pick for Super Bowl XL champs have their destiny in their hands. Fortunately, even I can hold that destiny against Dick Jauron.
Baltimore (-3) @ Cleveland – The OldBrowns defense isn’t what it used to be, but they still eat rookie QBs for lunch.
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay (-13.5) – The Bucs control their own destiny, and except for Houston, so do the Saints. In short, lay the very heavy lumber.
Seattle (+4.5) @ Green Bay – Seattle’s 3rd string could beat this team. In fact, they probably will as Mike Holmgren pulls his 2nd string in the 4th.
Arizona @ Indianapolis (-6.5) – Arizona’s no Seattle, Denny Green’s no Holmgren, and this one is at home sweet dome.
Houston @ San Francisco (+1) – How in the hell are the Texans favored? They HAVE to lose this game (or hope against hope that New Orleans, the Jets and Green Bay win earlier in the afternoon) to win the Reggie Bush Sweepstakes.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville (-3.5) – I know not who’s starting at QB for the Jags, but I know who’s not going to win.
Chicago @ Minnesota (-4) – Expect one last heavy dose of Kyle “Jack” Orton. Bet accordingly.
Washington (-7.5) @ Philadelphia – If you made this prop bet that it would be the Redskins playing for a playoff spot instead of the Eagles at the beginning of the season, show me your stub.
St Louis (+12.5) @ Dallas – By the time they kick this one off, the game will be meaningless to everyone except gambling degenerates (so I’ll be watching closely).

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