No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for the 'Weather' Category

April 11, 2007

We’re definitely doomed

by @ 6:37. Filed under Weather.

Jumpin’ Jim Cantore, he of the 30-foot storm surge, is in town. The snow is a bit late (just started flurrying here in Oak Creek), but we’re still in for 6-12 inches depending on where you are.

Ah heck, it worked when we had Mike Seidel here – let’s give Jim a warm welcome.

Revisions/extensions (10:00 am 4/11/2007) – The white death is starting to stick to the ground here in Oak Creek, but the pavement (even the untreated pavement) is still just wet (or perhaps frozen; my thermometer says it’s 31.3 degrees, though I trust that about a quarter as far as I could chuck it left-handed).

Revisions/extensions part 2 (12:50 pm 4/11/2007) – Demon Snow continues, as I can no longer tell the difference between asphalt and grass. I can, however, still see the tops of the tallest stalks of grass (I didn’t get a chance to mow before things got wet and white), and still tell the difference between concrete and grass.

Revisons/extensions part 3 (4:52 pm 4/11/2007) – Hey Newt; I’ve got 6 or so inches of Global “Warming” for you to shovel. Just jump out of the plane on its final approach to Runway 1L…oops, that Global “Warming” pretty much shut down Mitchell Field.

April 10, 2007

Hey Al! Hey Heidi! Explain THIS!

by @ 15:17. Filed under Weather.

Winter Storm Warning now in effect for the entire Milwaukee area, 8-12 inches of wet, heavy snow expected.

Welcome to Cleveland. Thank God for the somewhat-leaky roof at Miller Park and all-wheel drive.

March 26, 2007

The surest sign Opening Day is just around the corner

by @ 6:28. Filed under Weather.

In case you’re living in a cave, we hit 78 degrees yesterday, and we’ll be in the 70s again today. Of course, the long-range forecast for April 2 is mostly cloudy and a high of 47 (which is below average), with rain moving in overnight.

Typical Wisconsin, and for those that are going to bleat, “Global Warming!”, I’ll point out this happens almost every year. The only reason why it’s early this year is Opening Day is early.

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