No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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February 11, 2008

Zombie Reagan in 2008!

by @ 22:07. Filed under Miscellaneous.

See-Dub has the memo as usual. I’ll spare you the graphics, mainly because I want you to click over there….

Memo
From: VRWC-HQ
To: Our minions
Re: Our Sinister Plan Revealed At Last

All is going according to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy’s plan. By our careful machinations to nominate a squishy-centrist old grouch as the Republican candidate, the stage has been set for the true objective of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:

Just as the Soviets and China are reassembling themselves from the ash heap of history, it is time for a real leader to re-emerge in America.

Further details of my third-party candidacy (and similar artwork) supplied by most excellent VRWC operative S. Weasel. That girl’s a little…off, but her heart’s in the right place.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief

I also strongly recommend seeing the rest of S. Weasel’s Photoshops.

BRRRRAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

February 7, 2008

Classless way to drop out (no, not the speech; that was great)

by @ 13:09. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Revisions/extensions (1:30 pm 2/7/2008) – My commentary focused on the way the campaign blindsided its supporters. Jim Geraghty, who focused on the speech itself, is correct in saying that the speech is the way to have gone out.

I remarked on my semi-live (well, it was live until the cable started going) Romney drops thread, “‘What a welcome’ as he gets cheered. Guess the crowd didn’t get the memo.” Jonathan Garthwaite confirms they were “blindsided”, and fills in some more details:

In the half-hour before Romney’s speech, his supporters were gearing at their booth area for their big moment as Romney was slated to speak at 12:30pm. They grabbed foam “mitts”, noisemakers and signs and marched down to the ballroom where they expected Mitt Romney to give a “fight to the convention” speech. Because security was so tight due to the Vice President’s speech this morning, most headed into ballroom early and listened to Laura Ingraham’s strong defense of conservative values in the face of a McCain nomination and introduction of Romney. They had no idea what they were really going to hear.

Brilliance, Mitt. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance! Rush is also hammering on this (I’m on an hour delay).

Team America…..GO!

by @ 8:35. Filed under Miscellaneous, Politics - National.

In my post about my caucus experience on Loopy Tuesday, I said that McCain needed to work hard to show the conservatives that he had some small modicum of concern for them. I stand by that. If McCain keeps invoking Reagan and doesn’t have action behind his words I believe he will see one of the nastiest blow blacks ever seen in national politics.

Scott Ott at Townhall.com http://scottott.townhall.com/g/2bb0f0f4-a139-49bb-8af7-9ac06ae1159d  has laid out a plan that would include nearly all of your favorite Republican candidates in a McCain administration. The kicker, at least for this conservative, would be having Fred T as VP. Hmmmmmmmmm?

 What do you think?   Do you think Johnny Mac could allow someone as smart and conservative as Fred to be that close to the seat?

February 6, 2008

Humor break

by @ 22:14. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m not going to steal fill-in-extraordinaire (and damn good blogger in his own right) See-Dubya’s stuff, so head on over to JunkYardBlog for bumper-sticker-rama.

Meanwhile, Michelle’s hosting a NYT in a 6-word slogan contest. Since I can’t think of a slogan that does not contain at least 1 vulgarity, I am not going to enter. However, I urge the rest of you, or at least those of you who can control your knuckles, to enter. I will, however, put a couple on Page 2. If you’re going to add to the list, please keep it clean, or e-mail me so I can put the not-so-clean ones on Page 2. Because I failed to turn off auto-ping, I have a pingback to Michelle’s place.

Sykes – The Categorical Imperative

by @ 11:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The Blogfather (Cheddarsphere edition) has a very active discussion (both on the blog and on his 50,000-watt microphone) on the four broad categories conservatives are faced with because of the inevitability of John McCain:

Conservatives are now breaking down into four categories:

CATEGORY ONE VOTERS: Think McCain is conservative enough and will rally around him as the nominee.

CATEGORY TWO VOTERS: Depressed, disillusioned, angry. Backed someone else, disagree with him on a lot of issues, but will hold their noses and vote for McCain in the general against either Clinton or Obama.

CATEGORY THREE VOTERS: Depressed, disillusioned, angry. Will sit out the general election if McCain is the nominee.

CATEGORY FOUR VOTERS: Depressed, disillusioned, angry. Following Ann Coulter off the cliff and actually vote for Hillary or Obama.

Charlie is currently a Cat 2, with the right to flip to either Cat 1 or Cat 3 depending on the VP nominee (Mike Huckabee would cause him to move to a 3). As for me, I’m a “Cat 5”; I will write two people of my choice in on the Presidential/Vice Presidential ticket, and then work on trying to get conservatives (not synonymous with Republicans, though every conservative in federal politics is a Republican) into Congress.

I’ve already laid out my case why I cannot vote for McCain, but I’ll repeat myself. The War on Terror notwithstanding, and then not even all elements of that, he would be far happier as a ‘Rat. Indeed, he sought out an opportunity to become one twice in the last 8 years, once attempting to do so with someone diametrically opposed to the War on Terror. Except for certain elements of the WOT and his opposition to earmarks (which, depending on the earmark, is also shared with the ‘Rats), every issue he’s passionate about is shared with the ‘Rats: from his persistent attacks on the rich to McShame-Slimeroad Lieberal Protection Act, from closing Club Gitmo to supporting liberal Supreme Court Justices (yes, McCain supported Souter, Ginsburg and Breyer), from torpedoing tax cuts becuse the government “cannot pay for them” to ending pharmaceutical research by allowing reimportation of drugs at Canadian prices, from enriching trial lawyers by claiming he’s “for the people” to his active support of various liberals and liberal causes against conservatives to his acceptance of Gorebal Warming and government’s heavy-handed role in “ending” it.

Voting for the ‘Rat, whether it be Obama or Clinton, is similarily not an option. I am not prepared to bow to Mecca or pay the huda to stay alive, and that is the inevitable conclusion of failing to win the WOT. I am also diametrically-opposed to the expansion of the welfare state, and both Obama and Clinton will do so.

I know that writing in somebody else will not mean anything; however, since I am in Wisconsin, I reject the premise that not voting for McCain is a vote for the ‘Rat. If Bush could not carry Wisconsin in 2000 or 2004, the former with a Republican in the governor’s mansion, no non-Democrat will carry Wisconsin, at least as long as Doyle and company are in charge of the machine, and probably for decades on end. We have become North Illinois, and the Milwaukee/Racine/Kenosha corridor has become North Chicago (side note; I guess that’s why the KRM train is being shoved down our throats).

Instead, I will focus on getting conservatives in to Congress. It has been proven time and again that it is the brake on liberal tendencies out of the Oval Office. From stopping the first attempt at universal health care (remarkable because both the Oval Office and Congress were occupied by ‘Rats) to stopping shamnesty, it was pressure on Congress and the presence of enough conservatives (though barely in both cases) that stopped the shift.

I am a realist; in state after state after state, far more ‘Rats than Pubbies showed up at the polls for the primaries. It’s likely I, and the shrinking number of those that think like me, will be no more successful in stopping the ‘Rat tide than we were in stopping McCain. However, I will die with my boots on.

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan!

by @ 8:12. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Perhaps the only greater irony of this election season would have been if Blooper Tuesday would have fallen on the 6th.

February 5, 2008

My little corner of the world

by @ 20:59. Filed under Elections, Miscellaneous.

I just got back from my precinct caucus.   According to those that have been a part of this process over the past many years we had more people at the caucus tonight than they have had in the last 5 or 6 caucuses (we caucus every 2 years) combined.   Rumor has it that throughout MN caucus locations are overflowing with people at both R and D locations (haven’t heard anything about the I’s).

 After electing a president a secretary, talliers etc. etc. we finally got around to the straw poll.   Surprising to me the results of the straw poll was that Romney accumulated more votes than the Huckabee, McCain and Paul together.   Being we are a caucus state and this is a straw poll it’s hard to say how this will translate into actual delegates when all is said and done.

So other than being reaffirmed about the general quality of my neighbor’s thinking, what does all this mean?

 First, while MN nice was in full force (over crowded caucus building, shortage of supplies etc.) there was defnitely a passion in the group.     People weren’t there just doing their civic duty.   The large turnout was driven by people who are genuinely concerned about this election.   This was NOT a group of Republican zombies.

Second, I was really encouraged by the age demographics within the group.   With all the talk about young folks scrambling toward BO you’d think there would not be any R folks under the age of 30!   I’m happy to report that about 15% of our caucus were folks that were 25 or younger.

Third, I think the McCain folks anticipated getting whacked at least in this area of the burbs.   We have been strong Bush supporters and have House representation that is VERY conservative.   We had one (likely) McCain supporter who made a speech telling each of us that we needed to support the R party nominee whoever that ultimately was!   Sitting out the election, according to this person, was never acceptable.  

I’ll wait and see but it sounds like MN might go for Romney.   However, I don’t know if that’s going to matter in the end.   I just don’t know that he can overcome McCain especially if you assume that Huckabee’s delegates are likely going his way also.  

I’ll end with a piece of advice for the McCain campaign that comes from my experience tonight….Rush and Ann Coulter are not the only two people who have no confidence in you as a conservative.   In fact, I’m no longer the only person in my little corner of the world that agrees with them.   There are lots of R people out here who have grave concerns about electing you President.   Remember  that we got our “You must vote for the nominee” lecture?   At the end of that lecture a lady looked back at the party zombie and told him politely but directly, “There are breaking points for me which I can not go beyond.   I will not vote for a candidate who goes beyond that breaking point.   I will either sit it out or I may even vote for the other candidate.”  

My advice for McCain is that there are many people who believe you have gone beyond the breaking point.   Maybe you don’t care.   Maybe you think that you can get enough of the I’s, the middle R’s and a few D’s  to get you elected.   If you’re interested in those of us who believe you’ve passed on, don’t tell us how we need to support the R, don’t tell us what a great conservative you are, don’t invoke Reagan’s name EVER again.   If you’re interested in us, show us, between now and November show us by your action that you value our vote.   If you show us, there’s a lot of people out here who are really concerned about this election and will help you.   If you don’t show us, don’t be suprised when a large group of us just sit this one out.

 Update……

 McCain ought to be taking my advice but it appears he isn’t:

By Jed Babbin at HumanEvents.Com                     http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=24859

 According to my source, McCain has prepared a video featuring President Ronald Reagan to make the introduction. If McCain uses this video, it is very likely to backfire badly.   This is the group before which Ronald Reagan said in 1975 that, "A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency or simply to swell its numbers."  

February 4, 2008

McCain and the Bush tax cuts

by @ 19:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

At the risk of wearing out my welcome…..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Xvx17scJk[/youtube]

 Now, is it just me or did The Straight Talk Express just say that he would continue the Bush tax cuts as long as the economy was doing poorly?   I wonder how well the economy needs to do to be able to sustain tax increases?   Does it bother anyone that McCain has refused to take the “no new taxes” pledge?

Drinking Right – your 24-hour warning

by @ 19:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated in response to Fred’s activation of the Drinking Right Preferential Tuesday Alert System. This is not a drill (they go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker), nor is this a test (no grades will be handed out).

Drinking Right will not be held the second Tuesday of the month (as usual), Drinking Right will be held tomorrow, the 5th of February at Papa’s Social Club.

See you there.

In addition, unless Patrick, Shoebox, or Leslie want to liveblog Super-Duper Fat Tuesday, there will be no liveblog of that here. Your crazy humble blog host will have details on who is live-blogging tomorrow (Fred and Steve will be too busy drinking, Aaron will be too busy in Ohio). This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

January 31, 2008

Rats debate in LA (let the last body hit the floor)

by @ 18:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This one’s not going to be for the squeamish. The ‘Rats are down to the last 2, Hiliary Rotten Clinton and Barack Hussein Osam…er, Obama. As you can tell, I’m already in the spirit (or is that spirits?; who cares at this point, those will be flowing just like the blood). CNN starts in 10 minutes, I’ll start momentarily.

I forgot to add the courtesy lamp is out, so enter at your own risk.

Joining in the insanity:

Hot Air (Allahpundit says it’s nuclear war)
Jim Geraghty (he’s chaneling Michael Buffer)
Michelle Malkin (who’s in charge of the cackle meter)
Roger L. Simon, head of PajamasMedia
Free Republic
The Lizards at Little Green Footballs

Early Drinking Right alert

by @ 9:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Because Dickie is going to be throwing a righteous Fat Tuesday party on February 5, the executive committee (namely, Fred and the folks who showed up over there) has decided to move February’s Drinking Right to the first Tuesday in February, the 5th. The rest of the particulars remain unchanged (7 pm, Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee).

That means I will not be live-blogging Super-Duper Tuesday. As Sean Hackbarth said before he went to DC, the first fool that liveblogs from Drinking Right will be tossed out. Besides, if McShame rolls, I’m going to need to drink early and often.

January 30, 2008

Blogging will be light, but I will live-blog the debate tonight

by @ 12:20. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m still busy drinking trying to forget this month ever happened (and failing miserably), and trying to cobble a semi-intelligent answer to a question I had been putting off answering (which is driving me to continue drinking). The good news is I never started with smoking, amphetamines or glue-sniffing, so I don’t have to say, “I picked the wrong week to quit those things.”

Oh wel, partly because there is nothing good on TV Wednesday nights that doesn’t repeat itself a couple hours later (and there probably wouldn’t be even if there weren’t a writers’ strike), and partly because I’m a masochist, I will be live-blogging perhaps the last Republican debate tonight.

January 29, 2008

MKH? Worst person in the world?

by @ 8:15. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Of course, you’ll need to consider the source, Keith Olberdouche. In case you missed the blogosphere reaction to it (if you’re here, you almost certainly missed the Douche live or on tape delay), start with MKH herself, jump to Allahpundit, the blogosphere’s personal DVR, and start surfing. Considering he has about a dozen viewers, I don’t know whether to fire up the literary minigun on his rotted carcass or let the jackals dine in peace on it.

Testing something, please ignore

by @ 6:34. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated to test pagination in posts.

January 28, 2008

I am not in a good mood right about now

by @ 21:10. Filed under Miscellaneous.

My January from Hell continued unabated tonight. Not only did I miss the SOTU, but my sister and I went 1-7 in cribbage tonight while giving up a pair of skunks.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK-A-DA-FUCK!!!!! (guess that cash is going to a new TV)

I won’t be here tonight

by @ 12:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Well, you bastiches have spoken; I won’t be live-blogging the SOTU. Instead, American Princess will be throwing a drinking game party over at her place, and unless I’ve been thrown out, I plan on being there.

Revisions/extensions (3:26 pm 1/28/2008) – I won’t be there either. No, I didn’t get thrown out, but I will be filling in for my dad at cribbage tonight, and I won’t be back until all the speechifying is done. I still recommend you folks head over there; E.M. hosts a wicked-good party.

January 25, 2008

Roll bloat – I need more “I”s, dammit!

by @ 23:42. Filed under Miscellaneous.

You probably could call this one the Moron Commenters’ Blog, and you wouldn’t be too far off. Oh well, since I’m a Moron and a frequent commenter (hell, that’s how I got my start, just not on AoSHQ), I may as well jump into the Innocent Bystanders breach.

If some fool wanted to give me $800,000 for this place…

by @ 18:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

…I’d buy the fastest car on the planet, the Shelby Supercars Ultimate Aero, which has set a new Guiness Book of World Records speed record for a street-legal vehicle at a two-way average of 256.18 mph. (H/Ts – Ace and Allahpundit/HotAir Headlines).

No, that will not be the vehicle I’d use to see if you guys can drive a stick like a race car.

January 24, 2008

Tom McMahon – Mental Health Map of the USA

by @ 12:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I will “borrow” this from Tom McMahon; however, because I don’t want to have happen what happened the last time I “borrowed” something from him, I will be shutting off the comments.

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Also a can’t miss is today’s Classic TM Post Of The Day – Republican Logic: The Annotated Version. For those of you who, like me, usually just read Tom through the feed reader, you’re missing the Classics. They’re only found on his main page, so either head to the main page after giving him some comment love, mash here for the main page, or mash the link in the roll (after all, that’s what the roll’s for).

January 22, 2008

Malkin’s Snow Cream – two spoons up

by @ 6:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I didn’t have enough snow to try Michelle Malkin’s snow cream recipe when she posted it the other day

Large bowl full of fresh, clean snow
1 cup of whole milk
1/2 tsp. of vanilla extract
1/2 cup of sugar

Mix milk, vanilla, and sugar until dissolved. Add to snow, stir until consistency is thick and creamy. Serve immediately.

Fortunately, enough snow fell yesterday to make it happen. I have but one word to say…

Mmmmmmmmmmm….

January 21, 2008

This was declared “Blue Monday” before the events of the weekend

by @ 11:28. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Charlie points us to a British study that declared that the third Monday in January, today, is the gloomiest day, “Blue Monday” if you will.

Despite the fact that this year has already turned into a disaster, both in sports and in politics, there is a mitigating circumstance on this side of the pond that doesn’t exist on the other side – we’re more-likely to have a vacation (or as the Brits call it, holiday) long before August. Collegiate spring break is less than 2 months away, Easter is early this year, we have Memorial Day that, in addition to its intended role as a remembrance of those that sacrificed all so we are free, serves as the start to summer, and scholastic summer vacation begins within a couple weeks of Memorial Day.

Attached to the end of the article is what James Taranto would call a “What would we do without researchers?” moment. Those same researchers found Friday night was the best night of the week. Well, duh!

Revisions/extensions (11:41 am 1/21/2008) – Yet another reason to declare this Blue Monday; today is the 35th anniversary of Roe v. Wade (H/T – Conservative Belle)

January 19, 2008

Video of the day for a Siberian Saturday

by @ 15:40. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Head on over to TheWisconsinSportsBar (appropriate place) to see how Tequila can help you become an alpha (or at least a drunk beta). My favorite line – “…and it also may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.”

Remember the rule of 4, rookies:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor!

Testing a trackback for Beth

by @ 14:29. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It seems she’s having some problems with not getting trackbacks/pingbacks. Let’s see if this works.

January 16, 2008

Miss my roll, miss a lot

by @ 14:28. Filed under Miscellaneous.

There is a reason why that roll on the right side is as bloated as it is; there is a lot of good stuff from the people on it. Just in case you’ve missed some of the recent brilliance, I’ll point you in the right direction…

4-Block World has the Packers’ offensive flow chart for the NFC Championship Game.
silent E speaks has started awarding something called the “Farting RINO Award” (complete with lit fart)
An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings delivers a pair of wicked-good cartoons.
Blue Crab Boulevard has yet another reason to keep up on security updates, specifically Microsoft Excel 2003.
Boots and Sabers goes behind the scenes with Katie Couric, while Ed Driscoll channels Don Henley with that same clip.
Caledonia Unplugged brings news that an outstate RINO wants convicted sex predators to live wherever they please upon release.
Daily Dollop matches up the candidates to various games.
Atomic Trousers has some sage advice for the NIGA.
Fred File (that would be the Thompson campaign’s blog) delivers the 2-year smackdown on Paul D. Clement’s overlawyering candy-ass. (disclosure; I’m a Marbleheader Fredhead)
Hot Air notes the race war between Obama and Clinton is ON!
JunkYardBlog found out that the Party of the Sheeple isn’t exactly having grilled cheese sandwiches on the Hill.
Right Angles (specifically, Jon Ham) wonders whether Mountain Dew and MoonPies are next on Pelosi’s ban list. (they can pry my Dew from my cold, dead right hand)
Michelle Malkin and her readers pimp up Mao. (I’m sort of partial to Gene Simmons KISSifying Mao).
RealDebateWisconsin wonders whether 6 teens sitting together at lunch too busy texting to actually talk to each other is progress.
Sister Toldjah and James Wigderson are both running caption contests using the same Breck-on-a-chair pic. (mine – “When 5-inch stilettos just won’t do….”)
Slublog notes that only ‘Rats and Huckabee (who may as well be a ‘Rat) can get away with having pastors harangue the faithful for political gain.
Charlie Sykes takes a peek into the egalitarian future by going to some old fiction.
The American Pundit takes a look across the pond to see the cavity-ridden dental future under HillaryCare by any name (even Romney’s).
The Autopsy dissects why there is no Republican front-runner.
The Jawa Report puts 2 and 2 together on Huckabee and push-polling. (I knew I saw that playbook before, specifically from Russ “I’ll take the high road” Slimeroad and friends in 1998).
Tom McMahon points out that the more things change, the more they stay the same.
VodkaPundit lets us know the father of TABOR punted a presstitute who had no respect during morning prayer during his first session as a member of Colorado’s legislature.
Weasel Zippers relays a warning from Michael Chertoff that Europe is rapidly turning into a security threat to the US because of Islamokazis (well, a stopped clock is right twice a day, so why can’t Lettuce-Head occassionally be right?)

Now, go read.

January 15, 2008

CoverItLive – revisited and a couple for the wish list

by @ 22:19. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ve now done several CoverItLive liveblogs, including a pair that ended up being overloaded the other weekend, and I finally was on the viewer end of one. I’m still pretty impressed with it, and I’ve been reassured by the crew in Toronto that the next version is in the pipeline. I do, however, have a couple of wishes for the wish-list:

– Allow auto-approval of comments from people that already have an approved comment. Having to approve every single comment slows things down when things are hopping.
– Allow commenters to stick in a URL along with a name. It helps to figure out who is who.

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