No Runny Eggs

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March 27, 2008

I’ll bet it would have worked if he had tried to pay his sewer bill!

by @ 17:36. Filed under Miscellaneous.
Man Writes Check on 2-Ply Toilet Paper

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) – An upstate New York man embroiled in a dispute over his water bill is not being allowed to pay off his debt with a check written on toilet paper. Ron Borgna tried to settle his $2,509.66 bill with a check written on floral print, two-ply toilet paper Wednesday.The disagreement began in September 2006 when Borgna received a $422.90 water bill. Borgna claims he was overbilled. With additional charges, penalties and late fees that bill has grown.Binghamton city officials refused to accept the check. After a short argument, Borgna was escorted out of the building.

Borgna says he is appealing the judgment against him in small claims court.

The speech Obama should have given

by @ 8:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is a MUST read!

 I can add no more to this other than to say, Amen!

"You have all heard the racist and anti-American outbursts of my pastor Rev. Wright. They are all inexcusable. His speeches have forced me to reexamine my long association with Trinity United Church of Christ. And so it is with regret that I must now leave that church.

Read it all Here!

Things that make me go, Huh?

by @ 7:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

SurveyUSA  released a poll last week that surveyed nationally, the public’s sense of the current economic situation.

Amongst the survey findings:

Only 9% believe the current economy is strong.

70% believe there could be a run on the banks (the survey was taken 2 days after the Bear Stearns arrangement)

While 46% have worries about losing their home and 81% have some worry about the ability to pay their bills,  56% believe the Federal government should not get involved in bailing out home mortgages.

They took a favorable/unfavorable poll on Alan Greenspan and Ben Brenanke.   Greenspan had a favorable/unfavorable of 26%/15%, Brenanke 7%/14% (I wish they would have asked if people even knew who they are/were.)

But here’s the one that made me go Huh?
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March 25, 2008

Scott Walker and Paul Cesarz talk about county government

by @ 21:19. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Oak Creek Citizens Action welcomes Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker and 9th District Supervisor Paul Cesarz to the Oak Creek Community Center, 8580 S. Howell Ave., tomorrow night (March 26) at 6:30 pm.

“Sacrifice” says Obama – Do as I say, not as I don’t!

by @ 17:32. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Toledo Blade:

"The question is at what point are we willing to get together and understand that doing many of these things are hard, that it’s going to require sacrifice from those of us who are lucky in this society to pay a little more in taxes, or to, if we’re going to drive a Suburban, then you know there may be a disincentive to doing it, and that’s where leadership comes in,"   Barack Obama February, 2008

Barack Obama wants us to sacrifice. His vision will “require” sacrifice. How long do you suppose Barck has had this vision for sacrifice?

Bloomberg reports information from Obama’s 2000 to 2006 tax returns.

March 25 (Bloomberg) — Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and his wife Michelle gave $10,772 of the $1.2 million they earned from 2000 through 2004 to charities, or less than 1 percent, according to tax returns for those years released today by his campaign.

The Obamas increased the amount they gave to charity when their income rose in 2005 and 2006 after the Illinois senator published a bestselling book. The $137,622 they gave over those two years amounted to more than 5 percent of their $2.6 million income.

Let me see if I have this right……Obama, the man who calls us to “sacrifice,” and his wife, earned an average of $240,000 each year for the first 5 year period. During that same period, according to their spokesman: …”giving $10,000 to charity was as generous as they could be at the time.”

Let’s break this down:

$240,000/year earned, 2,154/year donated
$20,000/month earned, $180/month donated
$657/day earned, $6/day donated.

Do you think you could manage donating more than the value of 2 cups of Starbucks each day if you made $240,000 each year?

Don’t give me garbage saying either, “he’s up to 5% now,” or, “the national average is only 2.2%.”

Crap!

Obama is willing to be charitable with my income and expect my family’s “sacrifice” but not his own!  

Another situation where Obama’s words are “just words” as his own actions don’t bear out his own expectation!

Now that’s Audacity of Hope!

Oops!

by @ 15:51. Filed under Miscellaneous.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. military mistakenly shipped four fuses for nuclear missiles to Taiwan in 2006 and never caught the error, the Pentagon said on Tuesday, acknowledging an incident likely to rile China.The military was supposed to ship helicopter batteries to Taiwan, but instead sent fuses used as part of the trigger mechanism on Minuteman missiles. Taiwan returned the parts to U.S. custody last week.

I’ve got so many questions on this…

Do you think Taiwan had to call ahead to get a return authorization request for the fuses?

2 years. Do they still get a refund? Did they still have the receipt?

Based on the information now known, the four fuses, which do not resemble helicopter batteries,

Really? They don’t look alike? Who’d a thunk?

How long did they tried to install the the part labeled “battery” before they realized it didn’t look like the one they took out?

I’ve gotten plenty of stuff made in Taiwan that had instructions that, well…. let’s just say I can see how they could have confused a fuse for a battery.

Do you think the US military stores nuclear missile fuses in the same warehouse as helicopter batteries? I suppose it’s that whole hazardous waste thing.

The fuses, which send an electronic signal to the device that starts the nuclear weapon’s trigger process, are among a class of sensitive equipment that must be accounted for on a quarterly basis.

Walmart has figured out how to do their inventory accounting more frequently than once a quarter. Can someone send the area code for Bentonville, Arkansas to the Pentagon?

When Taiwan realized it had received the incorrect shipment, it notified the U.S. military. …But U.S. military officials did not understand the nature of the problem until last week.

What part of “Wrong part” do you think they were having trouble understanding?

Henry said there was no indication Taiwan tampered with the fuses before returning them.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!   Has anyone checked Ebay to see if the schematics are available yet?

Egg’s mandatory reads

by @ 11:29. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Since John Hawkins asked nicely, I may as well share my “must reads, even if hung over, sicker than a dog, and have but 5 minutes to catch up on the reading” blogs, in no particular order. For those I don’t list; don’t fret. I usually am not hung over, sicker than a dog, or short of time, so I’m reading all of those blogs that are on my bloated roll to your right:

Boots and Sabers – Owen is one of the elders of the Cheddarsphere. He and Jed have one of the most-active comment sections around; in fact, that’s where I really got introduced to the blogosphere.

DUmmie FUnnies – Let me put it this way; PJ-Comix and sometime contributor and parody writer extraordinaire Charles Henrickson got robbed in last year’s Weblog Awards. I usually catch this over on Free Republic, where most of the follow-on comments happen.

Mary Katharine Ham at TownHall – What can I say? HamNations, insightful commentary; in short, everything a blogger can aspire for. The bonus; she is as nice as can be.

RealDebateWisconsin – Fred has become a good friend. The establishment in Racine fears him.

Hot Air – If you need first-rate sarcasm (as opposed to the bulk-rate my best is), Allahpundit is your man. He delivers it all, including video everybody else misses (I’ve called him the blogosphere’s DVR more than once). Throw in Ed Morrissey, a few appearances here and there by the boss (Michelle Malkin), and the three-person site is better than most overloaded staffs around.

Sykes Writes – Charlie Sykes is the Blogfather of the Cheddarsphere. It helps he has a 50,000-watt microphone.

Sister Toldjah – Take out the video, add in love of the NFL, and see the summary for MKH.

Badger Blogger – Patrick is a relentless news hound whose header tag (“Covering Wisconsin the way the media won’t. Covering the media, the way they fear!”) rings true.

Ace of Spades HQ – I said it before, I’ll probably say it again; we morons are legion. Besides, what’s a run through the blogosphere without a few expletives?

The Campaign Spot – Jim Geraghty is a one-man political blogging machine. ‘Nuff said.

Blackfive – Even if it were just Uncle Jimbo there, I would be reading it every day. Matt (Blackfive Actual), Deebow, Laughing Wolf, and the rest just make it that much more compelling.

Michelle Malkin – There is a reason why she is a “who’s who”. She’s THAT GOOD.

Tom McMahon and 4-Block World – If you’re looking for it, Tom probably has it.

The American Mind – Sean Hackbarth is one of the originals, going all the way back to 1999.

The Asian Badger – Pilot, venture capitalist, man of adventure; men want to be him, women want to be with him.

TheWisconsinSportsBar – Yes, I’m a contributor to The Bar, but I don’t quite consider it self-promotion because I’m far from the best writer there, even on my supposed sport of expertise (NFL football). There are some serious baseball sharks there, and Badger hockey gets some well-deserved love.

It’s not quite John’s 40, but like I said, I’m usually not reduced to 5 minutes of reading while sick and hung over, so I’m reading a lot more than just this.

March 24, 2008

Abandon all hope, my MRQ of the week competitors

by @ 18:28. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It seems Rule #2 of my Rules for Hiring Hookers is worthy of being in the running for last week’s MRQ of the Week. So, go over to Fred’s site and vote for “If you’re stupid enough to ignore rule #1, always pay cash.” If you don’t, I’ll find out who you are, and tell Knock-Knees Tony you are me.

Words matter, but actions matter more

by @ 7:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

“Don’t tell me words don’t matter. ‘I have a dream’ — just words. ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal’ — just words. ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself’ – just words. Just speeches.”

…Barack Obama

In a well publicized speech, Barack Obama tries to dodge the accusation that he is an empty suit with flowery language and nothing else.   He tries to equate his words to those of words that have formed the history of the United States.  

While Obama makes a valid point showing that well crafted words can encourage, challenge and motivate us, he misses a more important point that if all we had were these words, without the action that followed them, none of these words would be remembered.

And so it is now with Obama.   For the past ten days he has been using words to attempt to explain his affiliation with Jeremiah Wright and to distance himself from Wright’s hateful language.

Words like:  

"I reject them completely "” they are not ones that reflect my values or my ideals or Michelle’s."

or

"If I thought that was the repeated tenor of the church then I wouldn’t feel comfortable, but frankly that has not been my experience at Trinity United Church of Christ.”

Now it is found that Jeremiah Wright used his column in the chuch newsletter to reprint a Hamas hate manifesto, Obama uses these words:

“I have already condemned my former pastor’s views on Israel in the strongest possible terms, and I certainly wasn’t in church when that outrageously wrong Los Angeles Times piece was re-printed in the bulletin,”

Hey Barack, there is a point where words without actions mean nothing.   You have reached that point.   No one should believe another word about your alledged disgust with the positions of Jeremiah Wright until you not only talk about it, but denouce your affiliation with the church that has been the host of his hate messages for these past 20 years.  

If you don’t follow your words with actions, we can only assume that in fact, they are JUST WORDS!  

March 23, 2008

He Is Risen

by @ 6:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Luke 24:1-12 (NIV):

On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen!” Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee: ‘The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.'” Then they remembered his words.

When they came back from the tomb, they told all these things to the Eleven and all the others. It was Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and the others with them who told this to the apostles. But they did not believe the women, because their words seemed to them like nonsense. Peter, however, got up and ran to the tomb. Bending over, he saw the strips of linen lying by themselves, and he went away, wondering to himself what had happened.

March 21, 2008

Friday Night Videos – Peeps vs. Firecrackers

by @ 20:19. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Ed Driscoll)

I know The Hammer doesn’t read this blog, so if she finds out what James Lileks has done to a few peeps, it won’t be from me. If, however, you don’t mind explosives, go ahead to Page 2 for some Egg-approved male snow-crazy explosive fun.

Jesus took my punishment

by @ 15:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Matthew 27:45-54 (NIV):

At the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?” — which means, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”

When some of those standing there heard this, they said, “He’s calling Elijah.”

Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a stick, and offered it to Jesus to drink. The rest said, “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes to save him.”

And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.

At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split. The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus’ resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

When the centurion and those with him who were guarding Jesus saw the earthquake and all that had happened, they were terrified, and exclaimed, “Surely he was the Son of God.”

Thank you, Savior.

March 17, 2008

Recommended reading – St. Paddy’s Day edition

by @ 17:57. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s been a while since I brought out the linking stick and gave you a good idea of what is in my overbloated feed reader. Since doubleplusundead started his “links from around the moronosphere”, I may as well do something like that (a bit abbreviated because I have some green beer to drink and some cards to play):

E.M. Zanotti notes that, a mere 5 years after he called for a ban on gambling on college sports, John McCain is running a NCAA tournament pool, complete with prizes.

– Related to that, both the morons and the bar have pools up. Time to bounce some mozzarella.

Brian Fraley fills out his own bracket, and no it’s not basketball.

Anwyn has the quote of the day on the Obama/Wright mess.

Christian Schneider recalibrates the Obama-Meter.

Jim Lynch questions the wisdom of using the La Raza card to defend against the Wright card.

– Speaking of moonbats, Daniel checked up on state Senator (and Milwaukee County executive candidate) Lena Taylor’s MySpace page and found a very telling pic.

Sean Hackbarth finds all three surviving Presidential candidates’ positions on the economy wanting.

March 10, 2008

MSNBC drops any pretense!

by @ 13:16. Filed under Miscellaneous, MMSD - The Crap People.

Tucker Carlson has been ousted at MSNBC.  

Tucker was always a bit of an enigma to me.   I  found myself agreeing with him on more issues than not.   He  equally attacked government stupidity whether he found it on the left or the right.      Carlson generally struck me as the only   thinking person on the network.  

In a move that solidifies MSNBC’s position as lead leftest bugle, they’ve  put David Gregory in to replace Carlson.   Gregory’s approach to anything non left  makes  Helen Thomas look alert and curious.

March 9, 2008

IL 14 a Harbinger?

by @ 22:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Today, the Illinois Congressional seat vacated by Dennis Hastert was turned over to the Democrats.   So the question is:   Is this a harbinger?   Does this portend poorly for Republicans in November?

I think the answer is both Yes and No.
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Sunday reading – the fastest trip in the fastest jet

by @ 9:55. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Gaius)

Major Brian Shul (ret.) talked about the fastest trip the SR-71 Blackbird ever took. Xformed over at Chaotic Synaptic Activity has an interesting sea story about that flight.

I’ve just put Shul’s book, Sled Driver, on my short birthday list. Of course, since it is $427, that is going to be a very short birthday list :-)

It’s way too early for Daylight Savings

by @ 3:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

That’s right; if you’re reading this this morning without the aid of electric lights and the clock says 6:30 am, you’re likely an hour behind everybody else (either that, or you’re in one of the places that doesn’t do Daylight Savings).

Tech note for those with WordPress blogs, you’ll want to check that time offset in the General Options. WordPress does not automatically correct for Daylight Savings, so if you’re in the Central Time Zone, you’ll want to change that offset to -5 hours.

March 7, 2008

This is your 94-hour warning for the March edition of Drinking Right

by @ 20:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. Old dumbshit Egg failed to activate it at 7 pm to make the warning 96 hours, but this is not a test.

The March edition of Drinking Right will be at the usual place on the usual date at the usual time. For those not familiar with that, we drink at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee) on the second Tuesday of the month unless otherwise rescheduled (this month, that’s March 11) at 7 pm.

Be there, or be nowhere.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

From their lips to God’s ears

by @ 12:50. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ve heard this too many times over the past year to put much stock in it.   However, here’s an article arguing that oil is in a bubble and likely to drop fast and hard to $50/barrel once it starts down.   An interesting argument made by in the article is that the drop in oil will have a negative impact on the economy.   I find that hard to agree with.

The US uses about the equivalent of 400 million gallons of gasoline daily.   That amounts to about 4 gallons per day for each of the 110 million households.   If oil dropped to $50/barrel, that should put gas back in the range of $2/gallon.   How can reducing the cost per household by and average of about $110/month be a bad thing?

March 6, 2008

Finally, somebody’s not blaming Scott Walker

by @ 19:34. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Of course, we have to go to Maine to find Slublog, who blames his cold on winter and George W. Bush.

Safe Text streets?

by @ 15:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I have no idea who to give this hat tip to, so I’ll go to that after I deliver the news from Britain and the Daily Mail:

Britain’s first ‘Safe Text’ street has been created complete with padded lampposts to protect millions of mobile phone users from getting hurt in street accidents while walking and texting.

Around one in ten careless Brits has suffered a “walk ‘n text” street injury in the past year through collisions with lampposts, bins and other pedestrians.

The 6.6million accidents have caused injuries ranging from mild knocks and embarrassing cuts and bruises through to broken noses, cheekbones and even a fractured skull.

Now, let’s see. Fred is running a caption contest, Nick wonders how they won WWII, Mary Katharine says that state-issued helmets and elbow pads are up next, and John Hawkins relates a story one of his college buddies had about walking into a pole while observing a Brazilian heartbreaker. Naturally, I won’t have anything nearly as good as that, but I’ll try anyway.

I guess when basic health care is rationed, and the populace becomes too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time, preventative measures are a must. At least they’re not talking about banning “walk ‘n texts” yet.

The new “Lost Generation”

by @ 9:06. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The “Lost Generation” is a term that often refers to the generation of literary greats that moved to Europe following WWI.   Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ezra Pound are some of the names included in this group.

Another definition of the “Lost Generation” refers to the generation of people coming of age during and shortly after WWI.   According to Wikipedia:

The “Lost Generation” was said to be disillusioned by the large number of casualties of the First World War, cynical, disdainful of the notions of morality and propriety of their elders and ambivalent about 19th-century gender ideals.

With Hillary Clintons “comeback” wins of Tuesday night, I think the Democratic party has a chance to create the 20th Century version of the Lost Generation. (more…)

March 4, 2008

RIP, Wisconsin

by @ 20:18. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Jib has the obit.

Sorry about the lack of blogging

by @ 19:51. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I just haven’t had the steam to do it lately. Oh well; I’m on the Hot Air live thread, as the gang discovered Cover It Live.

A time when the smell didn’t come (directly) from the MSM!

by @ 14:22. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I know that living on the campaign trail can be a bit “seat of the pants,” I didn’t realize it was “seat of the toilet!”

This is how the Hillary campaign accomodate the press folks that were slogging along with her  in Texas.

How loud a cry of “sexisim” do you think there would be if McCain had had female reporters sitting next to urinals?

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