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The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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October 12, 2008

2008 NFL Week 5

by @ 0:32. Filed under Sports.

I’m still on the road (in fact, I’ll be above the road by kickoff unless the flight’s delayed), so no witty commentary or replays of last week. Besides, I think I blew chunks. No matter; it’s another week of NFL football, and there’s plays to be made.

Green Bay (+1.5) @ Seattle
Detroit @ Minnesota (-13)
Chicago (-3/under 43.5) @ Atlanta
Oakland @ New Orleans (-7/over 47)
Baltimore (+4) @ Indianapolis
Cincinnati @ NY Jets (-9.5)
Carolina (+1.5) @ Tampa Bay
Miami (+3) @ Houston
St. Louis @ Washington (-14)
Jacksonville (+3.5) @ Denver
Philadelphia (-5) @ San Francisco
Dallas @ Arizona (+5.5)
New England @ San Diego (-5)
NY Giants (-8) @ Cleveland

October 11, 2008

Roll bloat – DAD part 1

Just because I’m goofi…er, working doesn’t mean I don’t find some good blogs to add to the overloaded roll and feed reader. After all, you can sleep when you’re dead. There are a couple I want to get in before I completely blank like I did to Aakash Raut.

Crystal Clear Conservative
Katy’s Conservative Corner

October 10, 2008

Roll bloat – Your One-Stop York/Trouser/Schneider Stop edition

by @ 20:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Christian Schneider has consolidated his work at one place. Unlike his previous two private efforts, he showed no real wit with the name of his new place, Christian Schneider Blog.

That means Atomic Trousers is closing down. Get your feeds and rolls fixed ASAP.

Roll bloat – correcting a major oversight

by @ 17:28. Filed under The Blog.

I remember promising Aakash Raut I’d put University Blog on the roll a couple months ago, but until I ran into him at the Capitol rally at the Defending the American Dream Summit, I forgot. Even though he’s on the Blogs 4 Bauer blogroll, I do need to add him to the main roll.

On a related note, I’ll eventually get everybody in my feed reader, Facebook and Twitter taken care of. Sounds like a winter project. (Un)fortunately, winter starts in a few short weeks in the land of cheese and beer.

Off to the main reason I came to DC – Defending the American Dream Summit

by @ 6:57. Filed under Defending the American Dream.

Drinking my way through DC with Sean Hackbarth, Kevin Binversie and various others was fun, and seeing some sites (most of the pics are up at Flickr) was good, but now it’s time to do what I came to do; attend Amercans for Prosperity’s Defending the American Dream summit. I don’t know exactly how much I’ll cover versus actually attend this time, but I’ll do as much of both as I can.

Since I doubt my coverage will even begin to cover it, there is also a Twitter hashtag set up – #AFP08.

Right Angles – your one-stop ACORN news shop

by @ 6:19. Filed under Elections, Politics - National.

I don’t know if I could keep up with the ACORN sprouts if I were back at the bunker, but I definitely know I can’t on the road. Fortunately, Jon Ham over at Right Angles has, even though he’s termed the explosion of ACORN stories as growing faster than kudzu.

The dead rising from the grave (to vote) – Texas edition

by @ 5:25. Filed under Elections.

Texas Watchdog has the details on how at least 4,000 dead people in Houston, Texas are on the rolls, with some of “them” casting ballots. The three instances with the most dead voting were the November 2004 election, the November 2006 election, and the 2008 Democratic primary. I’m not at all surprised; after all, the Dems have 105% of the zombie vote.

Do read the entire thing. There is a nugget from someone who lost in that Democratic primary for those of you who thought that groups like ACORN would actually turn in the registrations of those they thought were not planning on voting for their former employee, Barack Obama.

Revisions/extensions (5:27 am 10/10/2008) – Corrected the city. I blame the 3 days’ of drinking.

October 9, 2008

Indy’s voter registration goes to 11

by @ 7:01. Filed under Elections.

(H/T – Say Anything via Emperor Misha I)

Paul K. Ogden of Odgen On Politics does the math on voter registrations in Marion County, Indiana (that would be the county that includes Indianapolis), and discovered there are 5% more voters registered than there were those 18 years or older in 2007. Specifically, Paul states there were 644,197 adults and 677,401 registered voters. The former number is likely slightly high (because Paul added up the number of juveniles in 2006 and subtracted that from the 876,804 people estimated to be in the county in 2007), while the latter comes to us from the Indianapolis Star.

One could try to make the argument that Marion County’s population did increase by 5%, but the recent census numbers don’t bear that out. While the Census Bureau does not offer the breakdown by age as STATSIndiana does, they do offer a chart estimating the population every year since 2000. I’ll reprint that here:

April 1, 2000 (Census official number) – 860,454
July 1, 2000 (beginning of the estimates) – 860,958
July 1, 2001 – 865,068 (+0.4% from 7/1/2000)
July 1, 2002 – 864,900 (drop of less than 0.1% from 7/1/2001)
July 1, 2003 – 865,820 (+0.1% from 7/1/2002)
July 1, 2004 – 866,917 (+0.1% from 7/1/2003)
July 1, 2005 – 868,735 (+0.2% from 7/1/2004)
July 1, 2006 – 872,986 (+0.5% from 7/1/2005)
July 1, 2007 – 876,804 (+0.4% from 7/1/2006)

In short, the population of Marion County increased by only 1.9% between July 1, 2000 and July 1, 2007, with a highest year-to-year change of 0.5%. To put it in annual terms, that’s less than 0.3% per year. Yet we’re supposed to believe that the adult population in Marion County increased by something north of 5% between July 1, 2007 and a couple days ago? Sorry, but I’m not buying that.

October 8, 2008

Open blog

by @ 13:16. Filed under The Blog.

Forgot to mention before I went to DC that I would be pretty much incommunicato. Worse, Shoebox is headed on vacation starting tomorrow.

We’ll be providing you with the usual guest-bloggers, as the word went out to them that the always-open door is a wee bit more open.

October 5, 2008

2008 NFL Week 5

by @ 10:30. Filed under Sports.

If at first you don’t succeed in busting .500 (29-29-2), try, try again (especially since I need an over/under sweep to snap the 3-4-1 slump I’m in). As always, the point spreads come from Bodog, and if you use these picks to gamble, you didn’t get them from me.

Atlanta (+3.5) @ Green Bay – The Packers have a serious problem stopping the run, and the Falcons have a serious running back.
Chicago (-3.5) @ Detroit – Meet the new GM, same bad players and coaches as the old GM.
Minnesota @ New Orleans (-3.5) – All the Saints have to do is stop the run, and they’ve managed to do that pretty effectively.
Indianapolis @ Houston (+3.5) – What’s with all these 3 1/2-point lines? There’s no place like home.
Tennessee @ Baltimore (+3) – The name of the game is defense. Take the under-33.5.
San Diego (-7) @ Miami – We knew that LT was a good-throwing running back, but who knew Ronnie Brown could throw? No matter; Miami can’t otherwise run, and San Diego knows how to stop trickery.
Kansas City @ Carolina (-10) – I hope you didn’t pick up Larry Johnson after last week’s performance.
Washington @ Philadelphia (-6.5) – There’s no respect for the Redskins. Of course, the return of Brian Westbrook may have something to do with that.
Seattle (+7.5) @ NY Giants – You may like the points, you may want the points, and if you’re scared, you’ll get the points…BUT YOU’RE NOT GONNA NEED ‘EM! There’s too many wideouts in Seahag Green.
Tampa Bay @ Denver (-3.5) – It’s the battle of ex-Al Davis employees. It’s all about the altitude.
New England (-3) @ San Francisco – Ask the Texans what happened to the last team to face the Pats after they lost to the Dolphins.
Buffalo (+1.5) @ Arizona – There’s nothing like playing the weakest division in the NFL to get one rolling.
Cincinnati @ Dallas (-17.5) – What we got here is a failure to communicate.
Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville (-6) – The Injury Discount has become a fire sale. Take the under-37.

Dog eat dog Week 4

by @ 9:58. Filed under Sports.

It was a dog day afternoon and evening last weekend.

Green Bay 21 (+1) @ Tampa Bay 30 – I should’ve gone with the Stat of the Week.
Minnesota 17 @ Tennessee 30 (-3) – Quote of the Week – “We still have a chance to go 4-12.” – Titans LB Keith Bulluck
Philadelphia 20 (-3) @ Chicago 24 – Who let the dogs out?
Denver 19 @ Kansas City 33 (+10) – I believe I said something about a lack of defense – 198 yards and 2 TDs for Bust-Of-2007 Larry Johnson.
Cleveland 20 @ Cincinnati 12 (-3.5) – And the BenGALS are that weak.
Houston 27 @ Jacksonville 30 (-7-LOSS) – Was I talking about Houston’s nightmare or my overtime nightmare?
Arizona 35 @ NY Jets 56 (-1) – Even I didn’t see this one – 6 TDs on a bum ankle.
San Francisco 17 @ New Orleans 31 (-4.5) – One more point and I would’ve had the ridiculous over.
Atlanta 9 (+7) @ Carolina 24 – The Falcons are back down to Earth.
Buffalo 31 (-8) @ St. Louis 14 – I hope you took my advice to take the younger Trent.
San Diego 28 (-8) @ Oakland 18 – And Al Davis stiffs another head coach.
Washington 26 @ Dallas 24 (-10.5) – I should’ve applied the Dog Premium.
Baltimore 20 (+6-WIN) @ Pittsburgh 23 – I’ll take the winnings for taking the points and ignore the explosion of offense.

Nothing like going 7-6 ATS to get the season record back to .500 at 29-29-2. I won’t mention the over/unders are sinking like a rock to the tune of 3-4-1.

October 3, 2008

The Morning Scramble – The Glorious And Late Return – 10/3/2008

by @ 13:59. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s been far too long since I did a Scramble. In fact, length was and is the problem; it was taking me way too long to put together near the end of the daily run, and despite the suggestion from Fausta that I do a side dish, this family-sized one once again stretched way too long (hey, I’m part of a big family). Oh well, let’s celebrate with Metallica…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wms7k0Wh4[/youtube]

Oh, heck with it; we need some hair of the dog as well (thanks, Alexander, though since Bailout 2.0 – Now With Extra Liberalism And Pork passed, I’ll take that whiskey straight from the still).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O4H9vs_hYI[/youtube]

I don’t care how big this is; I’m not splitting it in two.

  • Before we get to the brass tacks, Sister Toldjah and Ed Morrissey are celebrating their 5-year blogiversaries.
  • Executive decision; I’m not going to do too much on last night’s debate. I could be here all day just on that. Instead, I’ll send you to Gabriel Malor’s recap (note; Gabe is a certified AoSHQ Moron, so the language may be a bit rough, especially in the comments, where the cobbled-together system Ace uses makes gobbledygook of the table).
  • E.M. Zanotti has the react of the night from her inbox – "Sarah Palin field dressed Biden like a botoxed moose." Something tells me that’s going to be in the next MRQ over at Real Debate Wisconsin.
  • If you missed the debate, C-SPAN has the full video (H/T – John McCormack. Because I can, I’ll put it in here as well.

  • Jim Geraghty and friends filleted Joementum Version 2.0.
  • Cindy found a disturbing gesture from Joe Biden at the end of the debate. That would be at the 1:32 mark in the C-SPAN video.
  • Ed Morrissey found Biden’s knowledge of the Constitution sorely lacking.
  • Marc Sheppard explains the crap sandwich with yellow-but-not-Dew drink that came out of the Senate. Let’s see, take one stalled step toward socialized medicine, graft the bailout on it, throw in a heap of “targeted tax cuts” (pork me), sprinkle a bunch of greenery (and anti-oil production), and then shove the annual AMT “fix” and Hurricane Ike relief in to get a few conservatives on board this liberal “Holiday” tree and get the rest to vote “for” a de facto tax increase and “against” the sheeple, and you got the socialism that passed while I was typing this out.
  • How much pork? Paul Socha found it to be hundreds of billions in pork.
  • Dad29 explains why mark-to-market is a bad idea that’s making the bad loans truly toxic. Hint; look at LIBOR.
  • Darleen Click pictures why we have those bad loans. Bonnie and Clyde didn’t have federale badges like Fannie and Freddie though.
  • Bill Quick wonders how a Communist got so rich. Little-known fact, LIBOR was originally a construct of Vladmir Lenin.
  • John Washburn has an alternative plan. Of course, the Credit Generation will hate it because they won’t be encouraged to live beyond their means.
  • Michelle Bachmann has another alternative plan that Paul Ryan should have worked with instead of going with the crap sandwich.
  • Stephen Green explains why the crap sandwich won’t work; INFLATION!
  • Marcus Aurelius explains Supply and Demand 201.
  • The Pheisty Joey had some fun with an ObamiNation volunteer.
  • Uncle Jimbo caught Barack Obama doing everything but voting a lot of the time. Since I already did “School’s Out”, and you’re probably out of music by now, let’s do some Motley Crue.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYhGi65Lijg[/youtube]

  • Michelle Malkin is all over the fraud being perpetrated on behalf of Obama in Ohio.
  • Jim Hoft reports Obama is bringing in the big guns to take full advantage over at O(verrated)SU while the football team is busy getting crushed at Camp Randall.
  • Bonus Malkin – she reports that Obama bought himself a brainwashing channel on Dish.
  • How did he pay for that channel? Rick Moran wonders if it’s foreign cash. Unfortunately, we won’t know because the FEC won’t look into it.
  • It goes oh-so-well with brainwashing. James Wigderson has the second video, along with a bonus Blue-Out day targeted at the young skulls full of mush.
  • Bonus Uncle Jimbo – he has the Pyongyang Remix of the first video.
  • Dad29 proves that Obama is a typical Chicago Machine pol.
  • Flip notes that Obama is so liberal, even his poker buddies, specifically one whose Will County executive office was searched by the FBI in connection with a fraud investigation involving Will County and federal grants, say he’s too liberal.
  • Blue Collar Muse exposes a couple more of Obama’s friends profiting handsomely at the expense of taxpayers with housing units so substandard, they were deemed uninhabitable.
  • That and the Ohio fraud aren’t surprising, considering Jeff G. asserts Obama is ACORN’s Senator.
  • PJ-Comix laughs at the DUmmies who fear (hopefully correctly) that Obama has peaked too soon.
  • Matt Wolking contrasts Obama’s call for hearings on the mortgage crisis to John McCain’s attempt to act on that back before we got the crap sandwich with yellow-but-not-Dew drink.
  • Brian is very glum over the inability of McCain to make the reality of his separation from President Bush perception. You care to guess which exact Google search term gets more results – “Bush-McCain” or “Clinton-Gore”? Gore was Clinton’s VP, for crying out loud, and McCain was and is a significant rival of Bush.
  • Jim Hoft reports one of McCain’s Missouri offices suffered a break-in, with a laptop stolen. I’m sure Missouri’s law enforcement community will be all over that…wait, they’re too busy being Obama’s Toofer Squad.
  • Ed Morrissey reports the longest R drought (at least among the 50 states) just might end. Guess Wisconsin will finally be number one (excuse me while I hurl).
  • Warner Todd Huston reports McCain finally caught on to the fact the New York Times was just using him and left their pet columnist on the tarmac. Nice.
  • JammieWearingFool points out a massive conflict of interest, Fannie Edition, over at the Now Barack’s Channel network.
  • Steve T proves words are everything for presstitutes.
  • Speaking of words, Mary caught The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted™ loading up the word cannon on McCain.
  • Michelle Malkin found the Boston Globe literally in the bag for Obama.
  • If you were wondering how far is too far, JammieWearingFool found the line at wearing an Obama shirt while covering an Obama rally as a presstitute.
  • Coop has the understatement of the week, courtesy MSNBC.
  • David Limbaugh explains bias.
  • Alexander found the inner workings of Congress eerily like a Three Stooges short.
  • Lawhawk caught New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (I) saying, “Term limits? Now that I used term limits to worm my way into office, I don’t need no stinking term limits.”
  • Jim Lynch proves it’s all about the name. No word on whether the candidate formerly known as Joe Biden will start shaving his legs.
  • Dan Kenitz lists the eight biggest dummies in politics.
  • Tom McMahon 4-blocks the ‘Rat half of the bipartisan Party-In-Government’s view of the law. Honestly, except for the lower-left portion, we could apply it to the Pubbie half as well.
  • J. Gravelle illustrates (literally) how a 100% increase becomes a 90% “decrease” in government math.
  • Fred rolls video of typical ‘Rat voters explaining why they’re voting for the more-socialist half of the bipartisan Party-In-Government.
  • Kate pictures the Most (Un)ethical Congress Evah! Since they didn’t quite get around to banning certain familial payoffs, they’re more than happy to make said payoffs.
  • The Headless Blogger explains why students from out of state should not be voting in Wisconsin. Of course, since they tend to vote for the ‘Rats, it’s encouraged by the state in blatant violation of state law.
  • Speaking of violating state election law, Dad29 caught the Milwaukee Election Commission allowing ACORN to hire at least 7 felons as voter registration workers. Can we check the registrations they submitted now, or is the Doyle-controlled Government “Accountability” Board THAT FAR in the tank for their fellow ‘Rats?
  • Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin find that watching debates while drunk is a time-honored DC tradition. I’m sure Stephen Green would like a royalty check for taking the idea (I’ll send mine once the DC bars send theirs).

    Off-topic, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the inaugural Drinking Right-DC Edition is the same night as the 2nd Presidential Debate. I’ll be drunkgrogging instead of drunkblogging that night, but Shoebox or one of the guest bloggers are welcome to set up shop.

  • Michelle Malkin has the next entity waiting in line for a bailout – the state of California.
  • Lance Burri says that kangaroos are on the menu because of Gorebal “Warming”.
  • Patrick McIlheran wants to be like the Swedes, at least when it comes to education. That’s right, the Swedes. It seems that competition in education works.
  • Michael Yon explains the situation in Afghanistan.
  • John explains the “Military Support to the Civil Authority” mission. Nick, you might want to pay attention.
  • I can’t finish without some good news – Matt Burden reports Marines are still Marines.
  • I also can’t finish without some goofiness – thankfully Jimi found a wicked-good ad for Miller Genuine Draft.

Guess I need to close with a song because I don’t know when I’ll do one of these again. It is barely morning on the left coast. I simply have too many good blogs to keep on doing this (267 feeds in the bloated reader at last count), so I dedicate this trip to the future past to the Soviets…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2LQGigK-0[/youtube]

October 2, 2008

Cool down the alcohol; it’s another drunkblog of the VP debate

by @ 14:15. Filed under Politics - National.

The expectations are very low, so let the alcohol flow. The fun will start about 7:45 pm, assuming I’m awake that is.

If I’m here, and I remember to actually blog the thing (heh), the questions will be in italics, the answers in normal type, and my comments in-line with a question or answer in parentheses. Since this is a drunkblog, the etiquette lamp is out.

At least I would be drunkblogging with CiL if it were up. Instead, we’re doing it the old-fashioned way below the window.

We’re more-or-less back, though CiL is at capacity. Sorry about that.

20:05 – Biden praising socialism, Palin reminding us McCain was pushing reform 2 years ago.

20:22 – My bull-fucking-shit meter is pegged on Biden.

20:24 – Palin – I fought “Big Oil” while Obama voted for them?

So you’re not taking anything off the table? Palin – Oh Hell No!

20:25 – Biden – Obama voted for the alternative fuel while he wanted to screw Big Oil (and keep us dependent on your friends the Mad Mullahs, Plugs?).

20:26 – Would you have supported tightening up bankruptcy rules? Palin – Yes, but things have changed. It’s a toxic mess on Main Street that’s affecting Wall Street.

20:28 – To Biden – We need to let bankruptcy courts screw the lenders (fuck that shit).

20:30 – Palin – Energy independence is the key to our future. It’s not about who is getting a tax break.

What about Gorebal “Warming”? – Palin – I’m in the only Arctic state, but it’s not just man.

20:31 – Palin – An “all of the above” approach also helps other countries keep the environment clean.

To Plugs – It’s EVIL AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES’ FAULT! (FUCK YOU!)

20:33 – If you hit refresh, the CiL SHOULD be working.

September 30, 2008

Drill Here, Drill Now Tuesdays – 9/30/2008

by @ 19:35. Filed under Energy.

This idea was started by Jessi at Wake Up America. It will appear here every Tuesday (whether I’m here or not; the only difference is I won’t be able to update the current gas price while on vacation) until Congress wakes up and allows a lot more domestic drilling (I’m not talking about just ANWR, or just off the Florida coast where Cuba, Red China and Brazil are preparing to drink our milkshake, or just the shale fields in the Rockies).

My Gas Price (south suburban Milwaukee County, Wisconsin): $3.539/gallon

This one is going up a bit late today, but we are within a few hours of seeing the Congressional ban on offshore drilling expire. I’ll be blunt; I want next week’s update to include news that offshore drilling leases are being negotiated and signed.

Offshore drilling is now in the hands of the oil companies and the Bush administration. I don’t want excuses; I want action, especially since this window of opportunity may be very short.

This, however, is only the beginning. There’s the matter of ANWR and oil shale out West that’s been locked up. While it’s not specifically oil-related, there’s also a lot of clean coal that’s been locked up. That needs to be opened up as well. The clock is ticking, and this has to happen.

Right Wing News poll on the bailout

by @ 8:45. Filed under Business, Politics - National.

John Hawkins did another of his world-famous Right Wing News polls, this one on the bailout. My answers are below, with the note that I sent this in before the market cratered.

1) Is the PRIMARY cause of this crisis…

A) Deregulation, market forces, and Wall Street?
B) Government interference in the market?

B – Government interference in the market (specifically, the Clinton-mandated supersizing of the subprime mortgage market)

2) Do you support the bailout?

A) Yes
B) No

B – No (only because my prefered answer of an expletive preceding the two-letter answer isn’t here)

3) Politically, is it smarter for Republicans in Congress to support or oppose the bailout?

A) Support
B) Oppose

B – Oppose (I will throw the caveat that they need to explain that this is Socialism-Heavy)

4) If John McCain signs on to the bailout, does it help or hurt his chances of getting elected?

A) Help
B) Hurt

B – Hurt (he’s not going to get the Socialists that are happiest with this bill)

I thought Shoebox was on John’s e-mail list, but I don’t seem to see him listed among those who sent in responses.

What now?

by @ 8:28. Filed under Business, Politics - National.

Shoebox already took the non-Pulp Fiction version of this question, and I do recommend you read it. I may as well throw in my 2-cents’ worth.

I firmly believe that the Democrats do want the market to crater itself for their political benefit. Unlike Shoebox, I think they’ll be successful in conning the public into believing that they are not at fault, and that one-party Socialism (formerly known as Communism) is the “answer”. After all, where else but this end of the blogosphere and talk radio (and portions of Fox News) are you going to hear about the massive role the hyper-enforcement of the Community Reinvestment Act, ordered by Bill Clinton and the Democrats, had in creating the supersized-and-crashed subprime market? Where else are you going to hear that a sufficient number of Democrats on Barney Frank’s committee voted against it to kill it?

That is not to say that the financial sector didn’t have their own hand in this. They took that mandate and ran very hard with it, with ridiculously-easy-to-get very-low-to-no-interest loans on items such as cars and credit cards. They also joined the “don’t blame me” generation, demanding that others cover their losses or else VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! Unfortunately for us, they are virtually unique in the private sector in their ability to cause those bad things to happen, and yesterday’s historic market crash and the complete lockup of institutional credit outlined by Shoebox are but a taste of what they can cause to happen if they don’t get their way.

Still, I am glad the “grand compromise” was killed yesterday. It combined both Socialist approaches of buying up the “distressed” paper and seizing effective control of the financial sector (i.e. the Fannie/Freddie/AIG approach that failed spectacularily with those 3 entities) with almost no actual upside for those few of us that still believe in the free market. Indeed, almost everything that was sold as an “upside” merely stripped out the further overreach from the Dems’ counterproposal.

There was no addressing the government’s role in creating the subprime bubble. There was no assurance that the assets bought/seized by the government would ever be turned back over to the private sector. Indeed, if the government refused to turn a sufficient number of assets back to the private sector to pay back the $700 billion (or whatever they ultimately would have spent), they would act to make it a non-paid seizure.

So, what now? If I thought this had a snowball’s chance in Hell of flying, I’d go back to the Paulson proposal, get the decision on which securities to buy up out of the Treasury (Shoebox mentioned Mitt Romney, Asian Badger mentioned Michael Bloomberg, T. Boone Pickens mentioned the FDIC this morning on CNBC), and make it very clear that “RTC 2.0” was a temporary, one-time solution that is focused on reintegrating those securities into the private sector ASAP. Further, I would repeal the Community Reinvestment Act. Beyond the modified Paulson plan and the elimination of the CRA, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, would be a part of this. No death to golden parachutes, no tax cuts, no giveaways to ACORN, no earmarks, NOTHING!

Of course, the Democrats won’t like that; they want Communis…er, one-party Socialis,…er, screw it, Communism. Unless there is something even worse, from a free market point of view, that comes up, I don’t see any action until the next Congress. I honestly don’t know if the markets can or will hold on for another quarter, and if that crash happens in the next month, 2008 will make 2006 look like a major win.

In short, we’re fucked.

Bush Pushes Rescue Plan 3.0 – Live Thread

by @ 7:25. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m still working up my answer to, “What now?”, but since President Bush will be speaking inside of 15 minutes, I may not have it up before then. Since I’m up, I may as well push out an snap live thread.

September 28, 2008

2008 NFL Week 4

by @ 10:19. Filed under Sports.

Let’s hope the byes improve the situation of 22-23-2 ATS and 3-3 O/U.

Green Bay (+1) @ Tampa Bay – Stat of the week; Brian Griese is 3-0 against the Pack.
Minnesota @ Tennessee (-3) – Did I mention I love defenses lately?
Philadelphia (-3) @ Chicago – The Bears are DONE!
Denver @ Kansas City (+10) – Given the lack of defense the Broncos have, it’s too many points.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati (-3.5) – The Game of the Weak.
Houston @ Jacksonville (-7) – The nightmare continues.
Arizona @ NY Jets (-1) – Favre is still indestructible.
San Francisco @ New Orleans (-4.5) – Take Dirty Rice over Rice-A-Roni and take the over-48.
Atlanta (+7) @ Carolina – Once again, too many points to give considering the road team has won the last 5.
Buffalo (-8) @ St. Louis – I didn’t know Trent Green was still in the league.
San Diego (-8) @ Oakland – It’s the same old story, same old song and dance.
Washington @ Dallas (-10.5) – The Injury Discount has been applied.
Baltimore (+6) @ Pittsburgh – I’d be surprised if there were more than 6 points scored. Take the under-34.

Mediocrity returns

by @ 10:00. Filed under Sports.

It was a painful week. Let’s review.

Dallas 27 (-3) @ Green Bay 16 – Everybody else was leaving the game with injuries.
Tampa Bay 27 (+3) @ Chicago 24 – Grease beats alcohol.
Carolina 10 (+3.5) @ Minnesota 20 – Defense still wins games.
Detroit 13 @ San Francisco 31 (-5) – Let’s review the smashing – San Fran beating the Lion Cubs by over 15 – check. Under 47 total points – check. Bad news – Matt Millen is no more.
Kansas City 14 @ Atlanta 38 (-6.5) – 186 yards rushing; yep, the irresistable force ran over the movable object.
Oakland 23 @ Buffalo 24 (-10-LOSS) – OH SO CLOSE!
Houston 12 @ Tennessee 31 (-5.5) – What rude hosts. I sure hope you took advantage
Cincinnati 23 @ NY Giants 26 (-13-LOSS) – At least the over/unders are back to last year’s form.
Arizona 17 (+3) @ Washington 24 – Some days you’re the dog, some days your the milk bone.
Miami 38 @ New England 13 (-13) – While that may not be the real Dolphins, I believe that’s the real Pats sans Brady.
St. Louis 13 (+10) @ Seattle 37 – Real nice for the Seahawks to show up just as I gave up on them </sarcasm>.
New Orleans 32 @ Denver 34 (-6-LOSS) – Inept playcalling from the Saints was, however, required.
Pittsburgh 6 (+3.5) @ Philadelphia 15 – Unfortunately, I took the wrong D.
Jacksonville 23 (+4.5) @ Indianapolis 21 – Tony Dungy is wondering whether the RCA Dome is still open.
Cleveland 10 @ Baltimore 28 (-3) – NewBrowns fans are chanting, “We Want Quinn!”
NY Jets 29 (+8.5) @ San Diego 48 – I should’ve gave the points.

7-9 ATS and 2-0 O/U puts me at a suckitude 22-23-2 ATS and 3-3 O/U. No wonder why I didn’t post much this past week.

September 26, 2008

Instant review – McCain by TKO

by @ 23:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The drunkblog below may not be the best record of the debate (I do recommend the gang at The Weekly Standard; they weren’t drinking heavily), but once the debate got onto the stated topic of foreign policy, the schooling of one Barack Obama by John McCain began in earnest. It was so much of a schooling that the refrain of the night from Obama, “I agree with John,” became an instant McCain commercial…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec3aC8ZJZTc[/youtube]

I must note that this was also a common theme in the Republican debates, and we know how the Republican primaries turned out.

The Lie of the Night also belonged to Obama, who mischaracterized former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger’s words into support for unconditional meetings with Iran’s leaders. That also earned an instant smackdown from Kissinger (via Stephen F. Hayes and TWS).

First Presidential debate liveblog

by @ 19:30. Filed under Politics - National.

You know I wouldn’t miss this fun. John McCain and Barack Obama will be focusing on foreign policy and national security tonight from Ole’ Miss. Jim Lehrer will provide the “moderation”, and Shoebox and I will provide the libation.

For those new to the NRE liveblog experience, I do paraphrase a lot, questions will be italicized, answers will be in plain text, and my commentary in-line with either a question or an answer will be in parentheses. Commentary outside of a question or answer will also be in plain text. Let the drinking begin.

Ted Kennedy taken to hospital

by @ 17:56. Filed under Politics - National.

Fox News is reporting that Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) has been taken to a Cape Cod hospital, and that his condition is not immediately known.

May the Lord extend His healing hand on the Senator.

Revisions/extensions (11:00 pm 9/26/2008) – Sen. Kennedy suffered a “mild seizure”, and should already be back home (the update in the linked Fox News story said that he had been cleared to return home sometime before the debate started).

Programming note – debate edition

by @ 17:54. Filed under Miscellaneous.

While the liveblog promo said I would be kicking things off at 6:45 pm, I had assumed that the debate would start at 7 pm CDT. I forgot that Mississippi is in the Central Time Zone, so that will kick off at 7:45 pm, with the thread containing the Cover It Live widget going up at 7:30 pm. Both could be earlier if I decide so, but since I won’t be home before 7 pm, it’s not likely.

Thoughts on The Bailout

by @ 17:33. Filed under Business, Politics - National.

I’ll state up front that while I can toss numbers like nobody’s business, I’m not an expert on Wall Street economics. Like Shoebox, I don’t know which way, if any, is the right way out.

First, we have to remember why we are where we are, with an effectively-frozen credit market and the largest of the financial institutions teetering on the brink of collapse. It is because of an insistence by the federal government that the financial institutions lend to the credit-unworthy, combined with the gusto with which the financial institutions did lend to the credit-unworthy with the beliefs that housing prices would perpetually increase and that the federal government would step in if they got into trouble, that we got to a point where a correction in the housing market would threaten to bring the entire system down.

Compounding that is the Red Chinese factor. They hold a lot of debt, and the word is they’re calling it in right now.

There are essentially three things that can be done. The first is to essentially do “nothing”. The reason why I put that in scare quotes is that there are mechanisms in place to bail out individual financial institutions that fail, like Washingon Mutual. Indeed, I have to point out that the FDIC didn’t have to use any of its funds to complete that transaction. However, the fact that there is somewhere between $1.7 trillion and $7 trillion in “distressed” loans out there (or if one prefers, between 11% and 46% of the total value of the real estate) makes it improbable that, if a significant portion of those loans were to default, the current mechanisms can deal with that. True, not all of that is truly bad, but if even half of that is bad, it will make the S&L crisis look like a blip. It also does not address the immediate lack of liquidity in the markets in general and in the credit market specifically.

The second is the Paulson Socialism plan (the government buying that 11%-46% in value of the real estate) or the current Democratic Takeover of the Financial Sector alternative (the feds buying controlling stakes in the form of preferred stock in certain companies holding mortgage-backed securities). The model for the former is the successful Resolution Trust Corporation’s disposition of the assets of failed savings and loans at the end of the 1980s and the beginning of the 1990s. The main reason that worked in the long term is that the RTC actually sought to get rid of those assets when the private market was able to reabsorb them. That is something I am not at all confident the government will be able to do so this time around for two reasons.

First, we’re talking trillions of dollars now instead of a few hundred billion dollars then. The RTC took 6 years to get rid of just over $300 billion of assets. While inflation makes a straight ten-fold increase in the time for the market to recover sufficiently to reabsorb this not quite accurate, it is fair to say it would take far longer than 6 years to reintegrate the “distressed” mortgages into the private sector.

Second, we’re within 120 days of potentially having both the executive and legislative branches of government in the hands of the Democrats. The fact that the RTC existed for several years before the election of Bill Clinton, and then the Democrats only had total control of government for 2 years, had something to do with the ability and indeed the willingness of the RTC to actually return the assets to the private sector.

I will stipulate to the likelyhood that injecting that money will have the effect of at least temporarily restarting the credit market. However, what happens when that money is burned through, especially with more social economic engineering likely in the bill and almost certainly no fundamental fix of the governmental demands that caused this? The lack of long-term positive effect the similarily-sized economic stimulus return of welfare package earlier this year had ought to provide a clue.

There is even less of a guarantee that government will get rid of any stake in financial companies. Given that government policy played a very large part in this mess, and given that this approach is being pushed by those that are at their core anti-business, I do not want the government in complete control of those companies.

Finally, there is the House Republican plan, which Shoebox and I briefly touched on. It would make it easier for Wall Street to heal itself without the takeover of either real estate or corporations by the government, but there wouldn’t be a lot of immediate relief to the credit market. Whatever direct savings in tax and regulatory breaks the financial sector would see would flow back to the federal government in the form of insurance for the half of the MBS that aren’t already backed by the feds. Depending on the range of tax and regulatory breaks, there would be a lessening of the pressure on the credit market from businesses who, with additional cash in their pockets, wouldn’t be as dependent on the credit market to operate.

It also isn’t what Wall Street is looking for; they have their own immediate self-interest at heart. They like “free” cash like anybody else, and they like not having to take responsibility for their role like anybody else.

September 25, 2008

Snapshot NRE poll – Do I drunkblog an Obama-only gabfest?

by @ 17:40. Filed under NRE Polls.

With the likelyhood that John McCain will bail on tomorrow’s debate, I have to ask the question of whether watching Barack Obama make hay of the situation is worth it.

Do I drunkblog an Obama-only gabfest Friday night?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Yes (100%, 8 Vote(s))
  • No (13%, 1 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 8

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This poll will close at 3:30 pm tomorrow because if I don’t drunkblog it, I want to be at the Brewers’ game tomorrow.

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