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The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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October 16, 2005

MJS endorses Dwyer, bloggers destroy endorsement before it gets published

by @ 22:53. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In what is the least-surprising endorsement of the year, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel racist Jentinel endorsed Waukesha County Board Chairman Jim Dwyer for Waukesha County executive. Through the wonders of the Internet and the blogosphere, we have a full destruction of this before the first paper rolls off the press. Kevin at Lakeshore Laments calls it “The Death Knoll” (seems the Journtinel edits don’t have a very good track record of endorsing winners), and Owen at Boots and Sabers just destroys the editorial piece by moronic piece.

There has been but two questions the edits at 4th and State ask when endorsing a candidate –

  1. Who has spent more time in government?
  2. Who is more liberal?

Answer those two questions, and you’ll find who they endorse 99 times out of 100.

Revisions/extensions – using the standards of the racist Jentinel, Dwyer deserves an asterisk as he no longer represents the majority of his district

Packer-less Week 6

by @ 10:09. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Okay; time to run it around. 37-35-2 is not going to put bread on the table. As always, these are for entertainment purposes only, the lines are courtesy Yahoo, and if you’re crazy enough to put money down based on these picks, do so legally.

Miami @ Tampa Bay (-4) – The cancer’s back, and there’s going to be trouble.
Minnesota @ Chicago (-3) – The NFC North is 0-for-the-season on the road. I see nothing to change this, especially after “The Ho Boat” incident.
Carolina (+1) @ Detroit – If, by some miracle, Detroit wins this one, it’s all over.
NY Giants @ Dallas (-3.5) – Eli isn’t good enough yet to win games like these.
Atlanta (-5.5) vs New Orleans @ San Antonio – The Saints have but one more win left in them; unfortunately, this isn’t the first game at Baton Rouge.
Cincinatti (-3) @ Tennessee – Do not let last week fool you.
Cleveland @ Baltimore (-6) – Take the self-imploding OldBrowns and the ridiculous under 34.5. This has the look of a 12-3 game.
Jacksonville (+3) @ Pittsburgh – I’ll hate myself about 3:15, but you’re not going to need the points. Charlie Freaking Batch ain’t gonna score them.
Washington @ Kansas City (-6) – From the altitude to the broiler; the Redskins are done.
NY Jets @ Buffalo (-3) – This may be counter-intuitive considering neither team can move the ball, but I like the over 33.
San Diego (-1.5) @ Oakland – Run, don’t walk to the nearest window to take advantage of this ridiculous mistake in the line. In his last 3 starts (3-0), Drew Brees has 7 TDs and 0 picks
New England @ Denver (-3) – This won’t be a close game. Denver will just pound the ball down the Pats’ throats.
Houston @ Seattle (-9.5) – Despite the fact that Houston won’t score, I’m tempted to take the over of 46. I won’t because that’s only a slight reach.
St Louis (+13.5) @ Indianapolis – If the over were 61 instead of 51, I’d still say, “TAKE THE OVER!”

October 15, 2005

Go, enjoy the weekend

by @ 9:22. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The leaves are turning and starting to fall, the nights are getting crisp, and the sun is still out long enough to make the days nice and comfortable. This is likely to be the last good weekend of the year, and definitely your last weekend chance to catch the fall colors without raking them (next weekend is going to be wet).

So go already. I’ll have the Weak 6 picks for those of you who believe the NFL is more than The Pack later today, after a nice country drive. Your regularily-scheduled politics will return Sunday (or whenever I decide :-) For those that can’t shake the fix, go answer Jib’s question (I already did, which is why I’m headed off to the wild orange/gold/yellow/brown/blue/green yonder).

October 14, 2005

Keep an eye on the Washington obits

by @ 13:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Today’s OpinionJournal Best of the Web relays a an AP report that Senior Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy (in whose 1968 Oldsmobile Mary Jo Kopechne drowned) has endorced Junior Massachusetts Senator John Kerry*, even if New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (widely speculated to have been involved in Vince Foster’s death) runs.

I wonder what the conditions of the bridges between the Capitol Building and Ft. Marcy Park are.

* No OpinionJournal discussion of Kerry is complete without at least one footnote.

Poison Mushroom Watch – Day 12

by @ 13:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

John Fund, who has turned against Miers, has a pair of items in today’s OpinionJournal Political Diary (side note; they really need to create an archive for those that plunk down their cash late) that explains why he did, and also all-but-puts the nail in the coffin as far as I’m concerned.

Kevin deals with the first (her lone advesarial role in the creation of the 2001 White House Chrismas message), but the second is far more troubling. Fund relates how he has been unable to find anyone not named Nathan Hecht or not on the White House payroll who spoke with Miers about politics or judicial philosophy. He’s gone from one-time fiancee Jim Martin to the White House to the RNC and finally to Hecht, who finally gave him 2 names that didn’t return Fund’s calls. Now he’s making donations-to-favorite-charity offers on Texas talk shows to anyone else that has had substantiave political/judicial philosophy questions with Miers, and thus far, he hasn’t opened up his checkbook.

As you can tell by the title above, you can now put me down in the anti-Miers camp. Better than 11 days of a firestorm and of conflicting evidence, and the phrase on judicial philosophy is still, “Trust us”? I can’t continue to buy that and ignore the mounting pile of evidence. At this point, I can’t see how she will turn out to be anything other than a broad “like-for-like” replacement for O’Connor (with the remotely-possible “left-of-like” still hanging on by a thread). While I continue to hope that I’m wrong, I doubt that anything short of a sterling performance in the Senate Judiciary hearings (one that would likely trigger a filibuster) will change that opinion before her rulings start coming down and this truly becomes a lost opportunity to have moved the Supreme Court back toward judicial conservatism and by extension, philosophical conservatism.

Welcome WisOpinion readers

by @ 10:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I guess the pressure is really on now :-)

I have to thank Fred of RealDebateWisconsin for finding himself on WisOpinion’s blogroll. Now, how did they find me so quickly after taking so long to find RDW, especially since I didn’t find them first?

Marked sample ballot “accidentally” printed

by @ 9:20. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ll give the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel credit for publishing this on the front page, even if it is at the bottom of my edition.

Sample ballots printed for the Waukesha County executive special election give voters some unintended advice: which candidate to vote for.

Published in several newspapers this week, sample ballots promoting Tuesday’s contest between James Dwyer and Dan Vrakas include a mark signaling a vote for Dwyer.

The red-faced county clerk, Kathy Nickolaus, said the gaffe occurred when her office sent some newspapers the same sample ballots that had been marked and used to test voting machines.

“It was just a human error,” she said. “We caught it, but we didn’t catch it fast enough.”

The tainted sample ballots are being published in newspapers in Brookfield, Menomonee Falls, Mukwonago and Sussex.

Why don’t I believe that this was just a human error? At least Dan Vrakas, the victim in this, has a sense of humor – “Hey, I got the top spot on the ballot.”

Revisions/extensions – see how much racism costs yet?

October 13, 2005

Quick hits and bits

by @ 23:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Now that I’ve put down Louis Freeh’s My FBI for a bit, it’s time to do some fast takes on the items of the day (or today’s news tomorrow :-) –

  • The latest Carnival of the Badger is now up over at Badger Blues. I extend a welcome to those that came here from there, especially from the left side of what Folkbum calls the Cheddarsphere.
  • It sure looks like the tax “freeze” is sublimating rather than melting. Not only do reports continue to come in from across the state of 4-6% increases in tax levies (the latest locally is Wauwatosa’s 4.7% levy increase), but several communities, such as Waukesha, Eau Claire and Oconomowoc, are looking at new fees rather than fat in government.
  • On the Miers front, you have the the White House threatening Republican holdouts with primary challenges if they don’t blindly swallow the Mushroom. Also, today’s OpinionJournal Best of the Web is devoted to looking at her testimony in a 1989 voting-rights case called Williams v Dallas. If I were Culbrun, Brownback and Santorum, I’d say, “Bring it on,” and organize a counter-offensive against the likes of Chaffee and Hatch.
  • Milwaukee may go wireless. It is an intriguing proposal, especially since no taxpayer money is going in, the system is envisioned as a multi-ISP system, and there appears to be no “sole franchise” clause in the proposal, but the company making the proposal already crapped out in Madison after their partner (AOL) pulled the plug, and there are precious few details.
  • Don’t look for the Battle of Summerfest Island, with the DNR and the city of Milwaukee in one corner, and Summerfest and the ethnic festivals in the other, to end soon. Summerfest rejected a deal that would allow them, but not the ethnic festivals, to shoot off fireworks. In response, the DNR and Milwaukee’s Harbor Commission are taking a fresh, greedy look at the Summerfest grounds.
  • Charlie Sykes has links to a pair of potentially-explosive Doyle stories that reek of corruption that you probably won’t ever see in the official Milwaukee newsletter of the Doyle campaign. Then again, the LeftStreamMedia already proved that Dems can get away with illegal campaign contributions and handing travel arrangements to their friends.
  • UW continues its “What us, worry?” approach to access to its nuclear reactor. I guess they think that one locked door manned by students all-too-willing to open it for anybody with a camera is enough security, and that anybody that would want to steal the weapons-grade uranium (or other byproducts) contained in the reactor would swim for it rather than use whatever refueling mechanism exists to take it.

October 12, 2005

ABC News – College nuclear reactors have lax security

by @ 17:47. Filed under Miscellaneous.

ABC News has published the results of a 4-month investigation into security at 25 different college nuclear research reactors, which will be a topic on tonight’s tomorrow’s Primetime. I won’t detail the lapses they found, but don’t rest assured that they’re serious, especially if there’s one in your town.

Normally, I would discount ABC News’ investigations, but the Nuclear Regulatory Commission has opened investigations into breaches of security protocol at least 5 of the schools. Off the record (the NRC won’t comment publicly on this), they are University of Wisconsin, University of Florida, Texas A&M (heads up, Owen and Jed), Purdue and Ohio State (4 of which use, according to ABC, “highly-enriched, weapons-grade uranium”).

UW’s reaction? It’s a small reactor with a low amount of radioactive material, so it’s no risk. I’m glad I’m not in Madison.

Homer nod – That I got the day wrong for the Primetime showing ought to tell you how much, er, little, I watch ABC.

Mushroom quick hits – now with 33% more news

by @ 17:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Here we go again; more news on Harriet Miers:

  • The AP (via Yahoo) has President Bush defending Miers’ conservatism by saying that “part of Harriet’s life is her religion.” I believe I noted that before (can’t remember if it was here or elsewhere) that’s all well and good, but that’s like defending Jimmy Carter’s “conservative credentials” by saying that he is an evangelical Christian.
  • James Dobson, in an interview this morning, said that Miers wasn’t the first choice, and that some of the other candidates withdrew their names because of the toxic nature of the process. This reads like a pre-emptive attempt to sell Miers the same way Anthony Kennedy was sold. I want names of who withdrew.
  • In today’s OpinionJournal’s Political Diary, John Fund takes on Dobson’s claim that other candidates withdrew-

    Another element of the White House spin machine surfaced yesterday as James Dobson, a leader of evangelical Christians, revealed that Karl Rove had informed him that Ms. Miers was selected in part because other qualified women declined to put their families through the rigors of the confirmation process. Judge Priscilla Owen, who only this spring won confirmation to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals after a grueling two-year battle, was cited.

    But apparently that simply isn’t the case. Judge Owen did not ask to be taken off the short list of nominees and Manuel Miranda, a former legal counsel to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, says there is now compelling evidence that some Bush aides exaggerated potential problems with other nominees in an effort to promote Ms. Miers, who herself was in charge of the vetting process.


    There’s a name, but that’s a name that didn’t do what Dobson claimed.

Back to My FBI by Louis Freeh.

Revisions/extensions – Added John Fund’s explosion of Dobson’s claim of other nominees withdrawing, and altered the timestamp due to the nature of this.

Special “overload” edition of the Mushroom Watch

by @ 16:55. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Time to push Jib over the edge (sorry about that :-) . OpinionJournal’s Best of the Web has a very interesting run of news and comments on Miers under the heading “Mutiny on the Committee” –

  • The piece starts off by citing New York Times and Washington Times stories about aides of up to 6 Republican Senate Judiciary Committee members pushing back very hard on the Miers nomination, not “…buying what the White House is selling here” (from the WashTimes article) and “…hoping that something will happen on Miers, either that the president would withdraw her or she would realize she is not up to it and pull out while she has some dignity intact.” (from the NYTimes one).
  • BOTW editor James Taranto then outlines one scenario where the only thing pushed is a guarantee to overturn Roe v Wade, that this doesn’t convince 2 Pubbies (or more likely, turnes Specter against her, as Roe is his pet cause), and the committee rejects her 10-8″. Slight problem; SCOTUS nominees ALWAYS make the floor, even if it is with a negative recommendation from the committee.
  • It closes with a “great face-saving compromise” (Taranto’s words, not necessarily mine) from Mickey Kaus that she gets nominated to an appeals court. Taranto jumps on that, suggesting that the vacancy come from nominating Edith Jones or Janice Rogers Brown for SCOTUS.

It’s almost enough to make MY head explode :-)

Homer nod – how did I confuse the 2 top Washington newspapers?

Remember the Cole

by @ 15:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(HT – Marcus Aurelius via BBA)

5 years ago today, a bunch of Al-Qaida terrorists drove their explosive-laden boat up to the side of the USS Cole and exploded it. The attack took the lives of 17 sailors and nearly sunk one of the most-advanced warships in the world.

Michelle Malkin has a much-more-expansive review of this, as well as a call to remember this forgotten chapter in the Global War on Terror.

If your head hasn’t exploded yet from all the Miers talk,….

by @ 14:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Justin at Right Side Redux has a rather exhaustive list of the arguments, both pro and con, called The Miers Scorecard. I can’t say that I agree with his analysis that he’s leaning toward supporting Miers, but that he has this exhaustive list tells me where that comes from.

Welcome Stand in the Trenches readers

by @ 12:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

How many welcomes is this? I’ve lost count. :-)

Seriously, ’tis reassuring that there are so many that have welcomed me to the blogosphere.

$100 laptops for Wisconsin schoolkids?

by @ 12:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Somehow, I missed this Journal Sentinel editorial wishing for something like Massachusetts’ plan to give $100 laptops to each Massachusetts middle/high schooler to happen in Wisconsin the first time around. I first twigged onto it during Joe Scialfa’s show on WTMJ last night (he was filling in for Mark Reardon), and in a search to see if the Wisconsin blogosphere also missed it, I found Owen’s quick hit on the MJS’s reflexive suggestion to say, “Spend more money.” and Folkbum’s reflexive negative reflection. I guess a full amateur fisking of said editorial is in order…

The purse strings have been tight in education this decade in Wisconsin and elsewhere, and retrenchment has been the rule. Even as schools have striven to boost academic achievement, budget woes have driven them to scuttle such “frills” as art, music, driver’s ed and library service.

I guess that over-paying (mostly, WEAC’s own insurance company) for such “frills” as no-employee-contribution health insurance is more important (I wouldn’t have brought that up, but the JS edit board did first).

That’s why a costly, ambitious education plan that crossed our desk (or, rather, our computer screen) from another state the other day caught our eye. Republican Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts is proposing to give every middle and high school student in the state a laptop computer. He would also add 1,000 new math and science teachers and give the state’s best teachers $5,000 bonuses. The tab for the plan: $46 million next year, $143 million the year thereafter.

Romney’s plan holds lessons for industrial states like Wisconsin, which is trying to make a transition to a knowledge economy. Massachusetts is a leader in the knowledge revolution, and the governor is taking steps to ensure that it remains in the vanguard.

Probably because the price tag is so high, not because of any of the specifics. Without having the specifics of Massachusetts’ education system handy, the other 2/3rds (otherwise left unmentioned) sounds a lot like the usual government “throw money at it solution”.

To be sure, Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle did boost education spending by a whopping $861 million over two years. But he was mostly playing catch-up. Previously, due to a huge budget deficit, Doyle had reneged on Gov. Tommy Thompson’s vow that the state would cover two-thirds of the cost of education. Well, in the latest budget, Doyle reverted to keeping that vow. Yes, schools did benefit. But the two-thirds funding helps local property taxpayers more than it does schools.

Could it be that Craps had other people to pay off 2 years ago, and that, in this last round before the gubernatorial election, he’s making up for ignoring WEAC last time with inflated spending?

Thanks to new technology, Romney’s plan is not quite as lavish as it sounds. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology has recently developed $100 laptops for Third World students. Romney figures these hardy, versatile computers would work just as well in American classrooms.

What use, exactly, will laptops have in a middle/high school classroom? I’m a fair typist, and I can’t type fast enough to take notes with a computer. One could argue that the writing pad/tablet feature would take care of that, but there are two “slight” problems with that argument – the lack of storage (not to be confused with the 1 GB of RAM that’s currently forecast), and the steep learning curve of any handwriting-recognition software to convert handwriting into text. The lack of storage also would seem to crimp what these students can use them for. If the intent is to, as Folkbum says, “…turn schools into training grounds for private enterprise…”, the choice of Linux as the OS is a step against that.

Further, there are use and ownership issues. While the bare-bones nature of the processor and limited storage would prevent these machines from becoming Doom3 fragging gamers, that they’re both Wi-Fi and cell-phone enabled, and that they come with 4 USB ports, will inevitably be abused. Middle/high school kids tend to lose and break stuff, especially stuff they don’t own. Speaking of ownership, what happens to the machines at the end of the 7 years; do they come back to the school systems, or do they have to continuously buy those machines for each incoming class?

If there really is a pressing need, why couldn’t the parents come up with the money? I wonder what is more important; the $100 laptop, or the $150 pair of shoes?

Note that I do not address that the $100 laptop is currently vaporware, or that at the moment, $100 seems to be overly-optimistic. If we’ve learned anything, computer technology is both explosive in growth and quick to become dirt-cheap. Indeed, if the machines are intended to be corporate training tools, that these machines would be obselete long before that 7th-grader gets through high school is another argument against this plan.

By the way, Massachusetts ranked fourth in education spending among the states in the 2002-’03 school year. It averaged $11,877 per pupil, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. At $10,085 per pupil, Wisconsin ranked 12th.

State government picked up a greater share of the tab in Wisconsin than in Massachusetts. Accordingly, in local taxes going to education, Massachusetts ranked 3rd and Wisconsin 19th. That factor gives Romney more room to maneuver than Doyle has.

Another factor working for Romney is that while education spending is higher in the New England state than in Dairyland, the spending is less of a burden there than here. Wisconsin spends $54.11 for every $1,000 in personal income, ranking 14th, while Massachusetts spends $45.76, ranking 38th.

I’m actually surprised that the JS edits included this last bit of info. They, however, use this as “proof” that more spending does equal better results, ignoring, for example, MPS. They also don’t see that this suggests that Wisconsin taxpayers can’t afford ever-growing educational spending.

We don’t necessarily endorse the specifics of Romney’s plan, but its expansiveness against a backdrop of austerity is worth pondering.

Translation; it’s not enough to spend and spend and spend; you have to be a Democrat. Guess those “principles” of being non-partisan and fiscally-conservative weren’t worth the electrons inconvenienced in posting them.

Revisions/extensions – How in the heck did I miss Owen’s take on this? I must be going blind :-)

Day-late welcome to Wigderson Library & Pub readers

by @ 10:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s getting to the point where I can barely keep track of everybody :-)

And yes, I lost a heap of money on the Eaglets/Cowpokes game, but taking the pair of unders kept my head near water overall.

October 11, 2005

Continuing the welcomes, welcome BBA readers

by @ 22:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Or at least those that haven’t already been sent to this dark corner of the web by various BBA members. Don’t mind the dust; while I spent a lot of time in the comments sections (and if I somehow missed your blog, I apologize; I just didn’t get to yours yet), I’m still a bit new on this side of things.

More reading material

by @ 20:08. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Gate, retired Coast Guard who runs The Gatehouse, has a very powerful piece on the life of a Coast Guard family. Please, go read it and then thank him for his service.

Katrina coverage redone

by @ 11:25. Filed under Miscellaneous.

John McAdams, the Marquette Warrior, has a great semi-distant review of Katrina coverage. He says it much better than I could, so go and read it.

Welcome Lakeshore Laments readers

by @ 11:11. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Here lies yet another view from the part of the lake a bit south of Kevin’s. As Kevin (and the rest of the BBA gang that made it to State Fair) can tell you, I’m usually a lot quieter than this :-)

100 murders in Milwaukee

by @ 9:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

On Saturday, Milwaukee recorded its 99th and 100th homicides (note that neither merited its own story in the Journal Sentinel; indeed, what turned out to be the 99th victim was item #4 in the regional news briefs and not identified as such until Monday’s reginal news brief). Today, the editorial board provides a mealy-mouthed editorial on this that is just ripe for the fisking.

Milwaukee reached an unhappy milestone over the weekend – the 100th homicide of the year. According to police, a trio of young men left a tavern in the 2900 block of N. 8th St. early Saturday when a second trio confronted them at gunpoint and demanded and got money. Shots nonetheless rang out, and 23-year-old Sharmon Malone, one of the holdup victims, was fatally hit.

No question, the three men who perpetrated the robbery are dangerous and their capture must be a top police priority. Anybody with information must come forward, if only to help ensure the safety of their neighbors and their loved ones.

I’ll add that their lifetime incarcerations must be a top priority of the District Attorney’s office.

At the same time, the 100th homicide of the year ought to be an occasion for key players in Milwaukee to reflect on the strategies they’ve deployed to reduce the murder rate and on ways to step up their efforts. Were murders to continue the rest of the year at the pace they have so far, Milwaukee will have totaled 129 murders by year’s end, 47% more than in 2004.

Yes, last year’s total, 88, was unusually low. It was the first time homicides dipped below 100 in 16 years. But expectations ought to be for a low homicide rate. In fact, 88 murders are too many.

Nice save at the end. However, there is a certain intellectual disconnect between 88 murders being “unusually low” and 88 murders being “too many”.

True, the pace of murders has slowed since July. On Aug. 23, we calculated that homicides would reach 137 for the year. So the slowdown means eight fewer homicides. The trick now is to slow the pace even further and to prove our prediction of 129 wrong.

A cursory check of the murder rate by month suggests that this “slowdown” happens every year as the weather gets cooler. It’s no “trick”; and further, there is no “trick” to reduce the homicide rate, just a sea change in attitudes.

What must be done? A lot. Inner city pastors must address the issue. Yes, some already are. But their ranks must grow. And they should coordinate among themselves for greater effectiveness. Community agencies must hone their efforts. And lawmakers must direct public funds their way.

I’m actually shocked (and no, not in the Casablanca way) that the JS edit board recognizes that churches have a role. I am troubled, however, that the bottom line is always “give away more tax dollars”. I also don’t see the newspaper assigning itself a role, but then again, what tenent of their statement of principles haven’t they ignored or outright violated?

The police must try harder. It must get its problem-plagued computer system together to help in the development of anti-crime strategies. And the police must work with community groups to identify trouble spots needing special attention.

Ah, a moment of clarity.

The private sector is doing miserably in terms of putting jobs in the inner city where the disappearance of jobs has helped cause the present state of affairs. That sector must do much better.

It’s kind of hard to get the private sector to create jobs when taxes are so high. It’s even harder when the WEAC-run public school system can’t turn out high school graduates.

Yes, Mayor Tom Barrett and the Common Council are upping the number of officers, which may give the Police Department more maneuverability.

There’s a start.

All in all, the city’s 100th homicide must be an occasion to reflect on how Milwaukee can get a handle on this terrible problem.

Treating murders in Milwaukee as at least as big a story as every terrorist murder of American troops in Iraq couldn’t hurt.

Weak 5, the instant replay (was “Week 5, the early line”)

by @ 8:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I have but one word to describe the day games – UNNNGGGHHH!!!!! Let’s review the carnage (winners are underlined – switched from bold because it doesn’t seem to stand out too well)

New England 31 @ Atlanta 28 (-2.5) – Why didn’t anybody tell me Vick was out?
Miami 14 (+3) @ Buffalo 20 – Losman was so lost, he got himself benched. Side note; I’m now 0-5 on the Barking Dog.
Carolina 24 (-3) @ Arizona 20 – Denny Green wrote the book, How to Choke Without Really Trying.
Chicago 10 @ Cleveland 20 (-3) – I love it when a parlay comes together.
Washington 19 @ Denver 21 (-7-LOSS) – I HATE the Prevent Victory Defense, especially when I laid the lumber.
Baltimore 17 (+1.5) @ Detroit 35 – Who are the OldBrowns going to get it going against?
New Orleans 3 (+3) @ Green Bay 52 – Where was this team Week 1, Week 2, Week 3, and Week 4? Oh well, it’s only money.
Tennessee 34 @ Houston 20 (-3) – I should’ve done best 2 of 3 on the coin toss.
Indianapolis 28 (-15) @ San Francisco 3 – I didn’t need Sorgi to take care of the under.
Philadelphia 10 (-3) @ Dallas 33 – …and I’ve lost my judgement on NFL teams :-P
Seattle 37 (+3) @ St. Louis 31 – …so they sent me along, to go crush The Man. (sorry, bad Pink Floyd reference)
Tampa Bay 12 @ NY Jets 14 (+3) – Let’s see; 46 yards from Pittman, 18 yards from Graham, a dozen from Alstott, and 8 from Greise. Yep; they missed the Caddy.
Cincinnati 20 (+3-TIE) @ Jacksonville 23 – And then there was one undefeated team, and it wasn’t the BenGALs.
Pittsburgh 24 (+3) @ San Diego 22 – Good news; I won a MNF game. Bad news; Big Ben’s knee is toast.

Looks like I’m eating macaroni and cheese for the next week, and then only if I’m lucky. Oh well, I need to lose weight anyway. At least the two over/unders came through for me.

Sunday night update – added the Cincy-Jax result and commentary, altered the time to reflect this.
Tuesday morning update – it was too damn late to add the Steel Curtain win last night. The year-to-date record is now 37-35-2.

October 10, 2005

Welcome Boots and Saber readers

by @ 22:24. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Never let it be said that I don’t keep my promises. It may have taken a couple months from the BBA get-together, but I indeed got on this side of things.

Revisions/extensions – I really need a new keyboard :-)

North Dakota eBay’ers, beware

by @ 20:09. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Actually, all you eBayers beware. ABC News is relaying an AP story on a North Dakota attempt to require North Dakotans that use eBay to sell third-party goods to obtain am auctioneer’s license.

To get a North Dakota auctioneer’s license, applicants must pay a $35 fee, obtain a $5,000 surety bond and undergo training at one of eight approved auction schools, where the curriculum includes talking really fast….

The (Public Service Commission) already licenses auctioneers and is asking North Dakota’s attorney general for a legal opinion about whether the definition of an auctioneer covers eBay sellers.

Commissioner Kevin Cramer said he does not believe the law applies to people who sell their own goods over eBay, but it could cover those who sell property consigned by others for a fee.

“Our laws probably didn’t contemplate this type of commerce,” Cramer said. “It’s probably time to take a look at them.”

Somehow, I doubt that this is about the $35 license or even the $5,000 bond. Rather, it’s all about the sales taxes. It’s a lot easier to force a state-licensed business to collect them. Indeed, if I were more cynical than I already am, I’d say they’ll use the physical presence of these eBay-using licensed auctioneers to claim that eBay itself has a physical presence in North Dakota and thus compel them to collect sales taxes on everything sold to North Dakota residents via eBay.

If they’re successful on either front, look for this to spread nationwide, “moratorium” on Internet taxes be damned.

Stupid suit of the week

by @ 10:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I know the week has only begun, but I don’t know if I can find a more-ridiculous suit than this one from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

A widow alleges in a lawsuit against a helicopter manufacturer that an aircraft it created, occupied by her husband and daughter in a fatal crash, was defective and unreasonably dangerous.

Cheryl Berg seeks unspecified compensatory and punitive damages from the California-based Robinson Helicopter Co. in the suit filed recently in U.S. District Court in Milwaukee.

Cheryl Berg’s husband, Thomas, a Mukwonago businessman, and their daughter, Chelsey, died in the June 25, 2003, crash. Thomas Berg’s employee, Michael Siegler of Lake Geneva, was a passenger in the helicopter and also was killed.

The helicopter, a Robinson R44 II, was headed to Kansas City, Mo., where Berg, the helicopter’s pilot, had business. The aircraft took off from Mukwonago and crashed nose first about 90 minutes later in northwestern Illinois.

The National Transportation Safety Board later ruled that pilot error, with amphetamine use as a contributing factor, was the probable cause of the accident. The board also said Thomas Berg should not have been flying with passengers because he had only a student pilot certificate.

The suit alleges the helicopter’s main rotor control system was defective and dangerous. Another part of the helicopter, a main rotor servo actuator, failed, causing a loss of control of the main rotor control, the suit alleges.

The NTSB accident report is here (there are also 3 other incidents involving this type, with the two where investigations are completed not reporting any failure of the rotor control system). The findings from this incident are:

Occurrence #1: LOSS OF CONTROL – IN FLIGHT
Phase of Operation: CRUISE
Findings
1. (C) ROTOR RPM – NOT MAINTAINED – PILOT IN COMMAND
2. (F) USE OF INAPPROPRIATE MEDICATION/DRUG – PILOT IN COMMAND
3. (F) PROCEDURES/DIRECTIVES – NOT FOLLOWED – PILOT IN COMMAND
4. (F) IMPAIRMENT(DRUGS) – PILOT IN COMMAND
———-
Occurrence #2: IN FLIGHT COLLISION WITH TERRAIN/WATER
Phase of Operation: DESCENT – UNCONTROLLED
Findings
5. TERRAIN CONDITION – GROUND
Findings Legend: (C) = Cause, (F) = Factor

The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows.
The pilot not maintaining main rotor RPM during cruise flight. The factor in the two passenger’s fatal injuries was the pilot not following directives concerning the prohibition of carrying passengers while a student pilot. Other factors were the pilot’s use of inappropriate medication/drugs, and the impairment of the pilot by amphetamine.

Yep; sure looks like a design flaw instead of an inexperienced, drugged-up pilot to me. </sarcasm> More likely, the money is starting to run out, and the widow is grasping at the “no-fee-unless-we-win” straw for more. Where is tort reform when we need it?

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