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No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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January 24, 2006

Picture next to the word “hypocrite” in the dictionary

by @ 19:01. Filed under Miscellaneous.


(Picture courtesy JSOnline.com)

Where to begin? Outgoing Milwaukee County DA E. Michael “McCan’t” McCann blasted the Legislature for its cash-for-action system yesterday, a month after blasting Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC-Potawatomi-For Sale) for the same thing. Of course, this is the same McCan’t that endorsed cutting a deal in the Milwaukee 5 trial after the first hint of trouble, cut a deal in his prosecution of former State Senate Democratic leader Chuck Chvala that dropped ALL the pay-to-play charges, plea-bargained almost all the election fraud charges against the African-American Coalition for Empowerment (which committed fraud on behalf of Milwaukee County Chair Lee Holloway), and is taking every last penny of the discredited pension enhancements with him when he lets the hot cocoa go cold in retirement at the end of the year (the only elected official to so so).

Doyle in Iraq

by @ 18:42. Filed under Miscellaneous.

At the invitation of the Departments of Defense and State, Jim Doyle joined a few other governors in a trip to Iraq to visit National Guard units from their states. Unlike some of my blogging brethern, I will not criticize Doyle for doing this; rather, I cautiously congratulate him. He is, after all, the commander-in-chief of the Wisconsin National Guard and Wisconsin Air National Guard. Quoting Doyle, “It’s an honor to have the opportunity to visit with our troops and see the work they are doing firsthand. I want them to know how incredibly proud we are of them in Wisconsin, and we look forward to welcoming them home as soon as possible.”

First charges from Wisconsin’s Travelgate

by @ 18:15. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Georgia Thompson, a Department of Administration official, has been charged with 2 federal felonies in connection with a contract awarded to Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) contributor Adelman Travel: causing misapplication of funds, and participating in a scheme to defraud the state of Wisconsin of the right to honest services. As part of the indictment (starts on page 3 of the link to WisPolitics.com; H/T – Fred), there’s an interesting section titled “Misuse of Position”:

13. During the time period described herein, Thompson misused her position by using “political considerations” to:
(a) intentionally inflate her scores for Adelman during the oral presentation portion of the Partner contract selection;
(b) state to other evaluators that she had intentionally inflated her scores for another travel agency during the oral presentation portion of the Athletics contract and to do so in order to use that score as a negotiating tool in favor of Adelman in dealings with other members of the committee on the Partner contract;
(c) prevent the otherwise unanimous determination of the other committee members that the Partner contract be awarded to a recipient other than Adelman; and
(d) suggest committee members change the scores evaluating the Partner contract.

Also, the following are listed as part of the second charge (the deprivation of honest services):

3. Thompson intended her actions to cause political advantage for her supervisors.
4. The actions of Thompson also helped and were intended to help her job security.

I don’t think that Doyle’s out of the woods. He’s the only person above Thompson that could have a “political advantage” from her actions; and her belief that the actions were necessary for job security shows just how corrupt his entire administration is.

One side note from Mark Belling; this case is headed to the Western District of Wisconsin because Adelman Travel president and CEO Craig Adelman is the brother of Eastern District of Wisconsin Judge Lynn Adelman.

Homer nod – I erred in asserting the point when Georgia Thompson joined the Department of Administration. My apologies.

Revisions/extensions (6:32 pm 1/24) – reaction (as opposed to simple notation) from others in the Cheddarsphere: Fred (previously linked above), Patrick, and Kevin so far (guess everybody else got caught at dinner :-)
Part 2 (6:37 pm 1/24) – Add Elliot to the react list.
Continuing the reacts (6:45 pm 1/24), the Capo di tutti capi wonders, among other things, how Xoff’s going to spin this. My money’s on the ‘Rat playbook (delay, deny, and obfuscate).
Revenge of the reacts (8:32 pm 1/24) – the RPW, Mark Green and Scott Walker all take candy-jarring whacks at the Adelgate pinata (H/Ts – Charlie, Kevin and Patrick). Also, Ragnar diagnoses the Craps Cancer. Meanwhile, Doylie (nice name for them, Charlie) hack Xoff still is silent; guess his fax machine ran out of paper :-).
And the reacts keep rolling in (9:20 pm 1/24) – Owen weighs in on the indictment.
I lost track on which revision/extension this one is (10:06 pm 1/24) – Xoff finally got his fax, and I forgot the “attack” chapters in the ‘Rat playbook. Meanwhile, the consigliere checks in with the media react (or lack thereof), and points out that people only flip up (paging Xoff, there isn’t a lot of “up” between Thompson and Craps)

January 23, 2006

Conference championship recap

by @ 6:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If you took my advice, your kneecaps would still be healthy. 2-0 against the line, 1-1 against the over/under, and you’d be able to afford that high-def bigscreen for the Big Game over on ABC in less than 2 weeks. Let’s review:

Pittsburgh 34 (+3/over 41) @ Denver 17 – “Denver doesn’t have a pass defense” – Ben Roethlisberger went 21 for 29, 275 yards and 2 TDs. “Jake Plummer isn’t a winner” – Plummer’s line – 18/30, 223 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs, 2 lost fumbles.

Carolina 14 @ Seattle 34 (-3.5/under 44) – The Seattle defense did their job in stopping Steve Smith (5 catches, 33 yards, long of 12, and a lost fumble), and Goings was gone early, but Smith found a way to score anyway on special teams (with some help from a non-call for a block to the back) to screw the under.

We got one last blowout for the team of Al Michaels and John Madden before they split up and ABC gets out of the football business. Super Bowl XL, with the Pittsburgh Steelers taking on the Seattle Seahawks. Believe it or not, the smart money’s on the first 6-seed to ever make it to the Super Bowl, with the Steelers anywhere between 3.5 and 4-point favorites. My advice; let the line settle, then snap up Blitzburgh.

Which company is “more evil”?

by @ 6:07. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Wal-Mart, which is pilloried for the “crime” of making its employees pay for health insurance, or Journal Communications, parent company of Journal Sentinel Inc., publishers of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which sanctimoniously pointed out that less than half of Wal-Mart employees have health insurance through Wal-Mart in the most-widely-circulated edition while ignoring that JSI (and sister company Journal Broadcast Group, and likely the rest of Journal Communications) doesn’t even offer health insurance to a large number of its employees and independent contractors.

January 22, 2006

Conference championship Sunday

by @ 7:58. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If you were stupid enough to put action on college basketball before March Madness, listen up. Here’s your chance to redeem the weekend. Let the Egg Roll work his magic on your Man, and get your money back with interest. Oh, sure, you’ll have to hit the pawn shop to come up with enough cash to make the plays work, but you’re going to be trading up Monday anyway. Hear me now, believe me at 9:50 or whenever they finally get the NFC championship game done because if you had listened to me last week, you would have crushed your man to the tune of 5-2-1. Here we go!!!

Pittsburgh (+3/over 41) @ Denver – I know what you’re saying. It probably sounds something like this; “You said it’s the altitude, not the attitude. Pittsburgh stinks it up against Denver in the championship. Heck; Pittsburgh under Cowler can’t win the big one.” Folks, that’s what makes this play so good. They’re essentially the same team, except in two crucial areas; Denver doesn’t have a pass defense, and Jake Plummer isn’t a winner. Take the Steelers, take the points, and for some extra sauce, take the short over.

Carolina @ Seattle (-3.5/under 44) – I know Steve Smith is all-but-unstoppable. But, has he played on a field where it’s rained the last 3 weeks? No. It’s going to be a muddy track, and we’re talking 3rd-string running back for the Panthers. Toss in the Holmgren Secret Sauce, and sleep through this game, knowing that the Seahags will have won their last game of the year. Take the Hags, lay the short lumber, and bet on General Mud being the 12th defender.

Grand jury looking into donations to Craps

by @ 7:45. Filed under Miscellaneous.

As noted below, a federal grand jury is now looking into whether donations to the Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/ADM-Potawatomi) got Adelman Travel a $750,000 contract. There are a couple of noteworthy things here:

  • This grand jury is being run by Milwaukee US Attorney Steve “Hang-Em” Biskupic.
  • The US Attorney’s office is also looking at donations made by the former joint owners of the Kewaunee nuclear power plant around the time of its sale.

Both issues read like they’re straight from the Craps’ pay-to-play playbook used by groups such as Indian tribes seeking to expand gaming, and teachers’ unions seeking mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money – make massive donations to the campaign, and get a deal worth a lot more back from the governor.

I wonder what happens if Doyle’s convicted of a felony stemming from this between the primaries in September and the general election in November. Remember, we’re not talking about E. Michael McCan’t, or even the Western Wisconsin US Attorney’s office, which seems to have been MIA (bad news for JB Van Hollen; he was that attorney until a few months ago when he decided to run for Wisconsin attorney general). The state constitution prohibits felons from either holding office or seeking office. Of course, Craps doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the constitution; just take a look at the games being offered by the Potawatomi, Ho-Chunk and other tribes (say, are the Ho-Chunk making their payments yet?).

Free-form Sunday

by @ 7:14. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Sorry about the lack of blogging the last 2 days. I was pretty much out of it. There were a heap of things blog-worthy, so let’s start reviewing:

January 19, 2006

Pretty soon, that blogroll will need a whacking – NOT

by @ 17:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

But, I do have two more to throw on the griddle –

Ask Me Later, where Casper and Cantankerous maintain the Kane Watch
Disgruntled Car Salesman, who has a great disclaimer at the top of the blog.

Xoff flys off the deep end on school choice

by @ 17:12. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Jim Doyle’s favorite hack, Bill Christofferson (Xoff in the Cheddarsphere), seems to think that an issue “ad” on school choice produced by Charlie Sykes and run solely on his own WTMJ show, is illegal. He conveniently doesn’t assert the state statute that this purportedly violates, so I can’t speak to whether he is off-base vis-a-vis state statute. However, I did come up with the state Constitution section (Article I, Section 3, annotated) that deals with speech – “Every person may freely speak, write and publish his sentiments on all subjects, being responsible for the abuse of that right, and no laws shall be passed to restrain or abridge the liberty of speech or of the press.”

One of the annotations (which are contradictory on the issue of “electioneering”) does state, “It may be appropriate to consider context in determining whether a communication "expressly advocates" the election, defeat, recall, or retention of a clearly identified candidate or a particular vote at a referendum, within the meaning of s. 11.01 (16) (a) 1. Elections Board v. Wisconsin Manufacturers & Commerce, 227 Wis. 2d 650, 597 N.W.2d 721 (1999), 98−0596.” However; not only is there a “MAY” in that exemption from this provision crafted out by Wisconsin’s Supreme Court; and not only is there no express advocacy regarding the election, defeat, recall, or retention of Doyle contained in the item; but there is no noted exemption from this provision for legislative items. Therefore, even if Xoff is right about this being an “unpaid commercial”, it would seem to fall under the Constitutional protection of free speech.

However, he is wrong on this being an “ad”. It is true that it sounds a lot like an ad, and it is true that Sykes at one point said that he was seeking sponsorship for wider airplay of the item (at which point, it would become an ad), but its current on-air play, as far as I can determine (I don’t listen 3.5 hours/day) is limited to Charlie’s own show outside the normal commercial rotation. Also, every time this item has aired and I managed to hear its airing, Sykes introduced the item as his.

As for restricting advocacy, I’m sure the Legislature and the governor would love to not hear from their constituents. That way, bad ideas like AB15 (the bad-gas bill) would sail through, while good ideas like the repeal of the automatic gas-tax increase would have died on the vine. Sorry, Xoff; sorry, Doyle; and sorry, Legislature, but this is a participatory Republic.

Revisions/extensions (2:37 pm 1/19/2006) – Charlie, Patrick, Peter, taxh8r and Dad29 all have reactions to Xoff’s attempted hit. Who is going to ask Xoff, “Was this trip really necessary?”
Revisions/extensions part deux (4:00 pm 1/19/2006) – Xoff isn’t safe even on his own blog. A couple of non-bloggers take him to task back on his original post.
Even more revisions/extensions (4:15 pm 1/19/2006) – Brian weighs in. He points out that frivolous campaign charges is straight from the Xoff playbook and invites Xoff to “go for it.”
“Please, continue. Oh, you were finished. Well, allow the Revisions and Extensions to retort” (5:12 pm 1/19/2006) – Add Casper to the list of bloggers turning this day into one of Xoff’s worse days, and add Ask Me Later to the NRE blogroll. Also, Xoff tries to resurrect the “Fairness” Doctrine. Only one small problem; it’s been gone for 20 years.

Sorry about the multiple posts

by @ 15:56. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Blogger/BlogSpot was having a bit of a problem briefly. Blogger was telling me there was an error in logging into the FTP server, but still sending my posts through. It seems to be fixed now.

Stepford ‘Rats uphold another Craps veto

by @ 15:42. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This time, it’s the Assembly ‘Rats upholding Craps’ veto of AB 766, which sought to reimpose limits on pain-and-suffering damages tossed out by the Craps’-packed State Supreme Court. The original bill passed the Assembly 64-30, with 4 paired votes and 1 non-vote. Adding the paired votes would have pushed the totals to 66-32, enough to override Craps for the first time.

However, when push came to shove, the override attempt failed 63-36. Switching their votes to put party and trial lawyers above principle were ‘Rats Chuck Benedict, Jason Fields, and Sheldon Wasserman; while ‘Rat John Steinbrink showed up this time to collect his check from the trial lawyers.

Will the last business to leave Wisconsin please tell We Energies and the other utilities to turn off the electricity; the ‘Rats and the trial lawyers weren’t using the lights they powered.

Carnival of the Badger, 23rd edition is up

by @ 13:21. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Elliot celebrates his birthday with the birthday party version of the Carnival.

This revision/extension is a test only. I’m having some problems publishing.

Plale showing more signs of returning to his old form

by @ 11:51. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Dad29)

And I didn’t even get a chance to bend his ear on this one. He voted for the current version of the Personal Protection Act (SB403). In response, Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin, who wants to limit possession of what they term “lethal weapons” to pregnant women, doctors, cops, and criminals, in blatant violation of the state Constitution, took out this ad on JSOnline.com. I do have to thank them for pointing out that Plale voted for SB403. However, I’ll be using the phone number they provided to do the exact opposite of what this group wants to have happen; namely, thanking Plale for his vote and encouraging him to repeat it on the override attempt.

January 18, 2006

Sen. Plale is NOT drinking the ethanol

by @ 21:58. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I just received a letter from my state Senator, Jeff Plale in response to my voiced opposition to AB15, the ethanol-gas-mandate bill (no word on AB69 though, even though every correspondence that has my address has also dealt with that issue). The text is as follows:

Steve (last name redacted)
(address redacted)
Oak Creek, WI 53154

January 12, 2006

Dear Steve,

I received your message voicing opposition to the proposed ethanol mandate in Wisconsin. I value your input and appreciate you taking the time to express your concerns.

With the rising cost of gasoline, alternative energy sources are being sought out in an attempt to decrease our demand for oil. One proposal has been to use gasoline comprised partially of ethanol. Some of my colleagues believe that the government should step in and require the use of this blended gas in Wisconsin.

One concern with the use of ethanol is its’ level of efficiency. Like many of my constituents, I don’t believe that it is logical to use blended gas if it necessitates filling up more frequently. I realize there are those who believe that blended gas provides some relief to the problem at hand. For this reason, it should be made available. However, I don’t feel the government should step in and mandate its use.

Ethanol has been hailed as a means to lower air pollution. Recent information from the Sierra Club as well as the DNR suggest that ethanol in fact has negative effects on the environment.

Ethanol is not a sufficient answer to our need for cheaper fuel. As your legislator, I will remain dedicated to providing you with a superior solution.

Should you have further concerns regarding this or any other isssue don’t hesitate to contact my office toll free at 800.361.5487 or locally at 744.1444. I look forward to hearing from you again in the future.

Sincerely,

/s/Jeff Plale
STATE SENATOR

I can’t ask for anything more on this issue.

MJS to SCOTUS – Please remove “…the freedom of speech, or…” from the 1st Amendment

by @ 7:25. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(H/T – Owen)

When the McShame-Slimeroad Lieberal Protection Act was passed and signed, who seriously doubted that LeftStream Media outlets like the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel would encourage the Supreme Court to forget not only that freedom of speech is in the Bill of Rights, but that it comes before freedom of the press? Guess it’s time for a fisking, while I still can.

The U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments Tuesday on a case having Wisconsin ties and national import. The outcome will decide the strength of the 2002 McCain-Feingold campaign finance law. The court mustn’t weaken the one limited tool Congress has come up with recently to regulate campaign spending and to help ensure clean elections.

That’s funny; I seem to remember from my high-school civics class (I was probably one of the last to have a properly-taught one in the public-school system) that if there is a conflict between a law and the Constitution, the Constitution wins every time, regardless of whether the law “makes sense”. Further, as evidenced by the 2004 elections, McShame-Slimeroad did NOTHING to make the election cleaner.

That means the court should rule in favor of the Federal Election Commission and against Wisconsin Right to Life, a non-profit organization, which is arguing that it was lobbying, not electioneering, when it ran broadcast ads in 2004 that mentioned the name of U.S. Sen. Russ Feingold, the Wisconsin Democrat and one of the law’s namesakes, who was running for re-election….

What part of “Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech…” doesn’t the idiotorial board understand? Is it “no”, or “abridging”? Let’s define both (from Dictionary.com). The second definition of the adjective version (the first is of “no” is, “Not at all; not by any degree.” The second definition of “abridge” is, “To cut short; curtail.”

Now, let’s rewrite that particular section of the First Amendment so that its plain-English meaning is clear – “Congress shall…not by any degree curtail the freedom of speech….”

…Other organizations that engage in politics – even groups that back a woman’s right to choose an abortion – are siding with Wisconsin Right to Life on this issue.

A blatant attack on rights sure makes strange bedfellows.

Were the ads merely a lobbying tool, then they could run during the blackout periods prescribed by McCain-Feingold. An organization is barred from using funds from its general treasury to air commercials naming candidates during the 30 days before a primary election and the 60 days before a general election.

The Wisconsin group’s commercials, which ran until Aug. 15, 2004, criticized the filibuster in the Senate of President Bush’s appeals court nominees and urged viewers to call Feingold and Sen. Herb Kohl, also a Wisconsin Democrat, and urge them to oppose the filibuster. The group argues that the ads were trying to affect voting in the Senate, not at the ballot box.

Let’s see; the ads addressed an issue up for a vote in the Senate, and mentioned both Senators. If Congress were even more dysfunctional than they are (and they may well be that dysfunctional), if they wanted to avoid public attention to controversial issues, they would simply wait until this “blackout” period to deal with them.

In reality, as the government notes, there’s no clear line between the two activities during election time. In fact, an announced goal of Right to Life in 2004 was Feingold’s defeat. Yet the ads were unrelated to that goal? Not hardly.

That is not germaine. They also had a vested interest in the outcome of the current vote, which was taken prior to the election. Further, Feingold did not have a primary opponent, so even if somehow I missed the “except during a campaign” exemption in the text of the Bill of Rights (or succeeding Amendments), the “blackout” would seem to not apply in this case.

McCain-Feingold sought, among other purposes, to plug a hole that allowed organizations to evade campaign law by running ads that pretended to deal with issues, not candidates. Instead of outright urging viewers to vote against an elected official, they would urge viewers to call that official and express how they felt on a particular issue. The viewers got the point. Were the court to rule in favor of Right to Life, these sham issue ads would make a comeback.

McCain-Feingold does permit third-party ads during the blackout period but by political action committees. Right to Life does have a PAC, but it lacked the funds to run the commercials in question, the organization argues.

You mean like last-second hit pieces on President Bush in both the 2000 and 2004 campaigns (the latter based on a bald-faced lie that likely would have gone uncorrected with the next “logical” step in McShame-Slimeroad, the regulation of blogs)? You mean like editorial endorsements in virtually every election? Those items are specifically protected under McShame-Slimeroad without newspapers and their kind having to register as PACs.

Yes, McCain-Feingold does restrict speech, but there is a balancing act required here. A democracy demands clean and transparent electioneering.

So the idiotorial board admits that the law is un-Constitutional. Let me rewrite those last two sentences a bit and see if the folks at 4th and State would still approve:

This federal bill does restrict the press, but there is a balancing act required here. A democracy demands clean and honest reporting.

I’ll bet they would be up in arms.

State of the State; quick react

by @ 6:27. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Unlike Kevin and Jessica (part 1/2/3/4/5/6/7), I was smart enough not to watch Jim “Craps” Doyle give his (last) State of the State address. I would have thrown up after hearing the opening remarks. Oh, what the heck, let’s take a look at them (from JSOnline) –

Mr. Speaker, Mr. President, Mr. Speaker Pro-Tempore, Members of the Legislature, Lieutenant Governor Lawton, Constitutional Officers, Supreme Court Justices, Members of the Cabinet, Tribal Leaders, and fellow citizens of Wisconsin.

STOP THE TAPE! Notice who gets the last mention; us poor schmuks who pay the bills and don’t necessarily donate to the Craps War Chest. Roll the tape.

Three years ago, I stood in this building and put my hand on the Bible. I took an oath to lead this state during a time of challenge:

-Our deficit was out of control.
-Our economy was out of steam.
=Too many of our citizens were out of work.
=And for many people, government seemed out of touch.

While we still have a long way to go, just think how far we’ve come.

We cut spending and solved the worst fiscal crisis in our history "¦ without raising taxes.

STOP THE TAPE! What exactly do you call a $2 billion structural deficit (twice the one that Craps inherited)? What about all the fees that went way, way up? And the methods used to “solve” things temporarily weren’t exactly smart (fund transfers up the wazoo, dropping 8% of K-12 school financing for the first 2 years, resulting in massive school-property-tax increases, un-constitutional expansions of Indian gaming with some tribes subsequently withholding payment). All this while other states, such as California, which faced even worse financial crises than Wisconsin, are now flush with cash. Roll the tape.

We invested in education while passing a property tax freeze.

STOP THE TAPE! Explain why property tax levies went up an average of 4% this year, after restoring the recent-historic 2/3rds state funding for education (which, BTW, Craps cut in his first budget). Roll the tape.

We protected SeniorCare for more than 90,000 seniors"¦
And together, we created more than 140,000 new jobs.

STOP THE TAPE! The job creation was no real thanks to anybody in Madison. While there were very limited business reforms, the federal tax cuts had more to do with the creation of jobs than anything else. Further, thanks to a Doyle-packed Wisconsin Supreme Court, the business litigation climate has recently changed way for the worse. Okay, I’ve had enough; I’m feeling nauseous.

I would be remiss if I didn’t comment on the coverage from the Old Media. For those few of you that get the print edition of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the headline on their coverage of the State of the State address is “Doyle touts ‘affordability agenda'”. That’s funny; I didn’t see anything about government cutting back in the future. I didn’t see any serious proposal from Doyle about making government more affordable.

Just in case you came here first (dunno why), there’s a lot more reaction here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here (if that seems a bit biased against Craps – tough; I’m a conservative, and unlike the presstitutes, I don’t hide that I am highly-opinionated).

January 16, 2006

It’s beginning to look a lot like anti-TABOR

by @ 22:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Damn. If Jessica is right (and the smart money says she is), it looks like my worst fears are about to be realized, and we’re going to have anti-TABOR packaged as “TABOR”.

Oh well; time for another message or few dozen. It’s not too late to file to run for 2006, even though the RPW is now actively in the business of promoting its own non-conservatives in primary situations (H/T – Owen).

January 15, 2006

The ever-expanding blogroll

by @ 20:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I finally got around to adding Elliot and From Where I Sit. One of these years, I’ll sort the blogroll (yeah, right; procrastination is my last name, or is it York?)

Divisional Playoffs – post-mortem

by @ 20:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I guess I shouldn’t exactly use “post-mortem”, because I actually made some money. Oh well, let’s review the 2-1-1 against the line/3-1 against the over/under weekend anyway:

Washington 10 @ Seattle 20 (-10-TIE/over 40.5-LOSS) – The Vegas boys had the line perfect, they and I didn’t count on all that rain.
New England 13 @ Denver 27 (-3/under 44) – It’s the altitude, stupid.
Pittsburgh 21 (+10/under 47.5) @ Indianapolis 18 – Thanks to the 10-letter word for “choke” (Vanderjagt) – And all of CBS’s cheering, and the refs couldn’t be worse, couldn’t stop the Steelers from continuing the Manning curse.
Carolina 29 @ Chicago 21 (-3/over 30) – At least the weather was good for those of you on the wrong side of the toll booths. Duh Bears cost me a lossless weekend against the spread.

My pre-season Super Bowl winner, Pittsburgh, is still alive. The other 3 teams I had in the conference championships, however, are out (buh-bye New England, and the Eaglets and Dirty Birds didn’t even make the playoffs).

The Crapital crackdown on blogs

by @ 19:39. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Jessica has the lowdown. One of the blogs targeted, Playground Politics, has decided to not quite take this lying down and has a poll on what the #1 priority of Legislative Republicans should be this spring. As I type, with a total of 6 votes registered, “TABOR” (my choice) has a slim lead over “Inquisition against bloggers”, with “Economic Development” on the board and “DNR Reform” and “Other” not drawing any interest.

TABOR is coming (or is it anti-TABOR?)

by @ 19:29. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Owen and Jessica both report that an agreement on TABOR is going to happen soon. Jessica quotes Rep. Jeff Stone that the competing versions in the Senate and Assembly should match inside of 2 weeks, while Owen states that unnamed sources say Sen. Glenn Grothman’s version is “very good”. All I hope is that it doesn’t look like the antiTABOR that is Assembly Joint Resolution 71.

The Next Great War?

by @ 17:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Jib posts his bleak feelings on the near future with regard to Iran, and points us to a piece by Niall Ferguson in The Sunday Telegraph on how “The Great War of 2007” could get started by a nuclear Iran. There are basically 4 ways this can go, with 3 of them resulting in a nuclear-armed Iran attacking both Israel and the US (remember, Iran doesn’t call Israel or Jews “The Great Satan”, it calls the US that) with its nuclear weapons, and the 4th resulting in a massive guerilla/terrorist war:

  1. Everybody can stick their heads in the sand and hope that MAD works as well as it did against the Soviets and the ChiComs. The Islamist mindset of a complete lack of regard for life if it means either a worldwide Islamic caliphate or the end of the world ensures that the words behind the acronym will happen no later than the moment that the Iranians decide they have enough nuclear weapons to make their half of MAD a reality (and probably far sooner than them getting a couple thousand warheads).
  2. We can stick with diplomacy. Not only can’t the mullahs that run Iran be reasoned with because they feel that it’s their destiny to turn the entire planet into an Islamic caliphate, and not only are certain countries like Russia and Red China actively helping Iran with their intermediate goals of wiping Israel off the face of the Earth and neutering the US (under the enemy-of-my-enemy principal), but two of the 3 EU countries we’re partnering with (France and Germany) don’t seem to really mind a nuclear-armed Iran as long as its target list continues to not include Paris and Berlin. This will have the same result as option #1.
  3. We can let the Israelis try to replicate their Orsik success. They just don’t have the assets to pull it off, and there’s a degree of probability that the Iranian response vis-a-vis Israel, namely the destruction of Israel as a non-Islamist state, will have UN-backing (sans the US). Further, because the Iranians and other Islamists will (correctly) assume that Israel couldn’t try this without US aquiescence, they’ll step up their terror war against us, almost certainly with whatever nuclear armament they do have.
  4. The US can (essentially unilaterally) take out the weapons program and remove the mullahs as a consequence (something the Israelis are singularily unable to do). Unlike the Israelis, we do have the assets to make this a probability, but we’d run the same risks of escalating the Islamist terror war against us (whether it’s strictly al-Qaeda and Iranian-backed groups or the larger Islamist world) and inviting Russia/Red China (the only entities that could extend a conventional war much beyond a couple months) in on the Iranians’ side.

That having been said, we can’t wait for the Iranians to gather nukes. The mullahs don’t care whether it’s George Bush, John Kerry, John McCain or Russ Feingold in the Oval Office; they want us dead. Al-Qaeda showed them it’s possible, and they’re working feverishly on the means to make 9/11 look like your typical murder. If you’re looking for the UN to save us, you’ve got another thing coming. Two of the permanent members of the UN Security Council are actively backing Iran’s plans, a third (and its partner in the EU) are quietly cheering on the Iranians from the sidelines, and the majority of the UN couldn’t care as long as their delegations got enough warning to evacuate New York City.

January 14, 2006

The Lieberal Bill of Rights

by @ 17:58. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Peter has the Bill of Rights (Liberal Version) (original by Joe Mariani at American Daily). I finally found the “Constitutional justification” behind the McShame-Slimeroad Lieberal Protection Act.

That must be the version of the Constitution that Robert “Sheets” Byrd (KKK-West Virginia) carries around in his pocket.

NFL Divisional Playoffs

by @ 15:17. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Well, after a 3-1 week against the spread (and 1-3 against the over/under), we’re at the divisinoal round, where the 4 teams with an official week (plus at least another week of effective rest) get into the flow. The window’s almost closed on game #1, so let’s get this party started.

Washington @ Seattle (-10/over 40.5) – The Seahags are just too much for the Redskins.
New England @ Denver (-3/under 44) – Tom Brady finally loses a playoff game.
Pittsburgh (+10/under 47.5) @ Indianapolis – How do you spell choke? I-N-D-Y
Carolina @ Chicago (-3/over 30) – The weather is just too good to expect a 15-14 game.

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