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April 8, 2007

Jesus Christ has risen!

by @ 7:13. Filed under Religion.

John 20:1-8 (NIV):

1Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb ans saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. 2So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, “They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we don’t know where they have put him!”

3So Peter and the other disciple started for the tomb. 4Both were running, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. 5He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there but did not go in. 6Then Simon Peter, who was behind him, arrived and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus’ head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. 8Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed.

April 6, 2007

A bit of housekeeping

by @ 10:15. Filed under The Blog.

Thanks to Pete for digging out the fact that SiteMeter has been planting tracking advertising cookies from Specific Media’s specificclick.net in its stat-generation code. Because I HATE tracking cookies and third-party crap, I dumped them from both here and the TownHall version of NRE. At the same time, StatCounter said that it specifically rejected Specific Media’s offer, so I now have their counter installed (at least here; I can’t install it over at the TownHall version). I do automatically reject third-party cookies with Internet Explorer (there’s no direct analog in Firefox, but I keep a tight leash there), so it didn’t affect me directly; however, most people aren’t savvy enough to do so. I apologize for unknowingly planting Specific Media’s crap on your computer.

The good news is that StatCounter has an invisible counter, which I took advantage of. The bad is that it’s a bit harder for you mugs to see just how few of you there are, so I dumped a “Site Stats” link in the Internal links section of the left sidebar.

I’ve also enlisted FeedBurner’s site stats, which is why you’re seeing an “Email this” link in the posts both on the site and in the feed, and seeing “Subscribe to this feed” in the posts on the site.

April 4, 2007

Because I don’t think I pissed off the Islamokazis enough today…

by @ 11:04. Filed under War on Terror.

…I’m “borrowing” a few pictures from Curt at Flopping Aces.

I’ll sit back and enjoy the fireworks with a cold brew and a hot BBQ pulled pork sandwich.

“First They Came…”, the near-future edition

by @ 10:52. Filed under War on Terror.

I sincerely hope that a future liberal doesn’t end up echoing Pastor Martin Niemöller. Considering the news that the House ‘Rats are eliminating all references to the Global War on Terror from their 2008 budget bill (H/T – Sister Toldjah) and some of Britain’s teachers have stopped teaching the history of the Holocaust to appease the Holocaust-denying Islamokazis (H/T, among others, Peter), I doubt they’ll be bright enough to echo Pastor Niemöller, much less brave enough to act before their endgame is played out, so I present this as a warning.

First they came for the Jews,
But I did not speak out because I was busy going after the conservatives.

Then they came for the Christians,
And I cheered on because I too was going after the Christians.

Then they came for the Animists,
But I didn’t speak out too loudly because I was busy going after the Republicans.

Then they finally came for me,
I died because there was nobody left to defend me.

April 3, 2007

Election – good news/bad news

by @ 23:20. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

This will be revised and extended as further numbers come in. The time-stamp will be updated to reflect this. As of 11:04 pm, however, I’m done updating. One last update since the New Berlin numbers came in.

Also, a correction; I should know better than to depend on DayWatch to provide accurate information; the Mukwonago land grab scheme passed handily.

Further revisions/extensions (12:28 pm 4/4/2007) – It was wishful thinking on the Goron who ran the Journtinel’s vote tabulator last night. The townsfolks in Mukwonago did NOT, repeat, did NOT approve the land grab scheme, though the DayWatch article I depended on originally had the wrong numbers.

Good news – As I type, Annette Ziegler is leading Lieberal Linda Clifford 57%-43% with 51% in. AP has declared Ziegler the winner. Make that margin 58%-42% with 84% in.

Bad news – Fred Dooley got waxed 362 votes to 226 votes.

Good news – Mark Verhalen is my new alderman, winning 401 votes to 386 votes.

Bad news – Junior McGee-Jackson intimidated enough voters in his district to survive his recall without having to go through a run-off.

Good news – The largest tax increase referendum in the history of Wisconsin (Elmbrook School District’s attempt to borrow $99.3 on the big question to remodel the high schools to Taj Mahal standards and another $10 million to build marble-lined field-houses at those schools) went down in flames to the tune of 61%-39% on the big question, 64%-36% on the not-as-big question.

Bad news – The second-largest tax increase referendum in the history of Wisconsin (New Richmond School District’s attempt to borrow $92.9 million new high school/new elementary school/remodeled future middle school/remodeled elementary school) passed 2,370 votes to 1,818 votes. The relatively-good news is a 5-year “non-recurring” $500,000 cap-buster for the new elementary school fell 2,122 votes to 2,047 votes.

Good news – The third-largest tax increase referendum in the state (Franklin’s attempt to borrow $75.9 million to build a Taj Mahal high school) also went down in flames 60%-40%, with the related $1.18 million recurring cap-buster falling 62%-38%.

Bad news – Ryan McCue will continue Cudahy’s descent into the 9th ring of Tax Hell unabated as he won the mayoral race there 60%-40%.

Good news – Bill McReynolds won another term as Racine County Executive 54%-46%.

Bad news – Brown Deer voters continue the trend of turning northern Milwaukee County into a lieberal tax-hell bastion, voting themselves a $4.1 million tax increase so their school district could overspend on science classrooms without having to make any cuts in Cadillac benefits.

Good news – Delafield’s $20.15 million plan to build a pair of Taj Mahals for the cops and firefighters fell 56%-44%.

Bad news – Despite no more potential for growth, the Greendale School District suckered the taxpayers into taxing themselves an additional $14.6 million for “adding to, improving and renovating” their schools.

Good news – The Washington County land-grab scheme fell 63%-37%.

Bad news – The Mukwonago School District got a pair of victories to spend an additional $23 million so they could continue to offer Rolls-Royce benefits while catching up on intentionally-delayed repairs and continuing to offer the same level of education.

Good news (I hope this is final; the initial call from JSOnline’s DayWatch had the correct result, but incorrect numbers, while JSOnline’s running vote totals had the incorrect result but the right if transposed numbers) – The townsfolk in Mukwonago rejected their town board’s land-grab scheme 64%-36%. While the board said it would respect the voters’ decision in this advisory referendum, it remains to be seen whether they follow through.

The ultimate bad news – Every school official reached by the Journtinel from the districts that were slapped down, plus the Gorons that are ruinin…er, running Delafield, promised to not listen to the voters that said to practice fiscal restraint and to come back again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until they sucker the voters like the Brown Deer, Greendale and the Mukwonago School Boards successfully did.

April 2, 2007

Dingy Harry doubles down on defeating America – UPDATE – it’s official

by @ 10:05. Filed under Politics - National, War on Terror.

Revisions/extensions (10:05 am 4/2/2007, with a timestamp update) – Dingy Harry and Russ el-Slimeroad aren’t waiting to introduce their certain-and-swift-defeat bill. Also, I’m pissed enough to unhide the rest of the original.

Revisions/extensions part 2 (5:56 pm 4/2/2007) – Curt at Flopping Aces skewers Reid and Feingold far better than I did below, bringing back the Dingy One’s recent and not-so-recent words to haunt him, as well as el-Slimeroad’s fresh admiration for the last time we retreated and defeated, despite what that lead to. Again, if you didn’t blogroll Flopping Aces, I recommend it after you read that.

(H/T – Owen) Also, there is a salty-language warning here because I am right pissed off. If you want the “clean” version, head on over to No Runny Eggs – TownHall and don’t click the “more” link.

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has signed on to Russ el-Slimeroad’s (Moonbat-Al Qaeda) defeat-by-next-April plan, which features a mandatory 120-day start on retreat and no more funds for the Iraq front after 3/31/2008. Reid promises that the el-Slimeroad certain-defeat plan will be voted on by the Senate when (hopefully not “if”) the weaker forthcoming conference plan is vetoed.

A few things:

– El-Slimeroad said, “Congress can’t afford to be characterized as backing down at this point…. If he vetoes it, he’s basically challenging us to accept his will.” Isn’t your desires for dhimmitude and an emasculated Presidency what you and the DhimmiRATs are trying to cram down the President’s and our throats, Russ?

– If a pork-laden, mealy-mouthed “soft” defeat date could only get through the Senate by a single vote, what makes Dingy Harry and el-Slimeroad think that a hard-and-fast certain-defeat will get through? Hey dumbshits, the first rule of compromise is that you start with what you want and go down to what you will accept, not the other way around.

– If the goal is merely the handover of Iraq to either al Qaeda or Iran, why start small and ratchet up when there is no arguable victory in small ball? I think the goal is to find 16 RepubicRATs willing to do what no ‘Rat did in 1999. Impeachment, as we found out, is more a political exercise than a legal or even a Constitutional one, and Senators are more likely to vote for a conviction on a trumped-up charge of defying Congress than for breaking an actual law. Considering that Quislings Cut-and-Hagel and Gor(d)on Smith have embraced retreat-and-defeat, and Cut-and-Hagel recently brought forth the “I” word in glowing terms, they’re at least 1/8th there. I wonder if Hiliary Rotten Von Der Schlikmeister and Barak Bin Obama realize that they’re nowhere on the Presidential succession list, and that the power of incumbency, even one ill-gotten, is nigh impossible to overcome.

Well, FUCK you, el-Slimeroad, FUCK you Dingy Harry, FUCK you SanFranNan, and FUCK you DhimmiRATs.

The not-so-awaited NRE endorsements

by @ 9:44. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

I’ll keep them short and sweet, I promise.

  • Wisconsin State Supreme Court – Annette Ziegler – Putting tort lawyer Linda Clifford (who has not prosecuted or ruled upon one case) on SCOW will make them a 4-to-5 member ultra-liberal über-Legislature, unaccountable to nobody. It would also validate a wholly-negative campaign.
  • Oak Creek 3rd Aldermanic District – Mark Verhalen – It’s the taxes, stupid, part 1.
  • Racine 7th Aldermanic District – Fred Dooley – It’s the ideas and taxes, stupid.
  • Any and every borrow-and-spend-and-tax referendum, especially the 3 biggest in the history of Wisconsin (the $99.3 million one in Elmbrook School District to Taj Mahal their two high schools that is paired with a $10 million one to add indoor tracks to both, the $92.8 million one in New Richmond that is paired with a $500,000-for-5-years levy-buster, and the $78 million one in Franklin to build a new Taj Mahal high school) – No – It’s the taxes, stupid, part 2.

March 30, 2007

It’s the weekend

by @ 21:50. Filed under Sports.

But not just any weekend. It’s the last weekend before baseball, and the weather is typical Wisconsin. Good thing we have a dome.

The head barkeep over at the Wisconsin Sports Bar has a whole raft of pics from his tour of Miller Park to get you in the mood.

Blogging will be light until Tuesday, but I may still throw a few screwballs in the queue.

Slow news day continued

by @ 17:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

First two items come via Bryan at Hot Air (who also found the Friday Freefly):

– Jeff Stambosky has Algore’s future theme song.
– Grab your water wings; Google Maps will now get you between Boston and Le Havre. The kicker is direction #9 on the eastward trek (#7 coming back) – a 3,462-mile swim (5,572-km for the Frogs) across the Atlantic Ocean. The neat thing is, assuming you can find some wheels, you’ll be able to start anywhere on one continent and go to the other following Google.

Item #3 comes from JSOnline’s DayWatch, and is a special for Fred:
Bergstrom is opening several (not-so-)Smart car dealerships in Wisconsin, including Milwaukee

I wonder if Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) has anything he wants to slide in while everybody is snoozing. I won’t tell </fingers_crossed>

Testing FeedBurner

by @ 12:57. Filed under The Blog.

Please ignore.

Revisions/extensions (1:03 pm 3/30/2007) – It’s slow to update, but it does give me another tracking tool. Those of you who read through a feed reader can either keep the current feed or use the FeedBurner version (http://feeds.feedburner.com/NoRunnyEggs).

Further revisions/extensins (1:45 pm 3/30/2007) – I believe I finally forced the stragglers that still were using the eggstor.com RSS feeds here thanks to Steve Smith’s FeedBurner plugin. I’ve also hacked a way to force those that for some dumb-assed reason were still at the Blogger site directly here instead of waiting 10 seconds. I wasn’t able to bust up Blogger’s feeds though.

Last update (1:52 pm 3/30/2007) – Figured out how to ping FeedBurner immediately. Updates should now come instantly.

Today’s evidence that Global “Warming” is nothing but a religion

by @ 12:00. Filed under Global "Warming".

(H/T plus another unintenionally-funny video that I can’t get to work – Allahpundit)

High Priest Algore Goracle took a little trip to Oslo, Norway, where he compared those of us who think the extent of man’s involvement in global “warming” is Algore opening his mouth to Bull Connor. Of course, a lot of what Algore Jr. learned about civil rights came from his dad, who voted against the Civil Rights Act back in the day. Also, the last I checked, it’s the envirowhackos who are using the modern equivalent of the dogs and fire hoses, the weight of government and the occassional firebomb (H/T – Dad29). I don’t see the gubmint forcing the usage of those eeeeeevil SUVs, or GM blowing up Priuses.

But wait, there’s more. Algore is up for one of the Nobel Prizes because of his work on promoting his religion. However, instead of one of the scientific Nobel Prizes, he’s being vetted for the Piec…er, Peace Prize. Of course, the Piec…er, Peace Prize long ago stopped being about promoting peace and about bashing the US and Israel. How else would the stable-condition Yasser Arafat, Jimmy “Peanut Farmer” and the IAEA get them?

Friday video time

by @ 8:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

– With a tip of the hat to Peter, we have JibJab delivering the dim mac to the current state of news

– Hot Air Films proudly presents “A Day in the Life @ Hot Air”. It appropriately starts in Michelle’s closet/office, then follows Michelle and Bryan as they get ready for a black tie event.

HamNation checks in a bit late, but the red meat she delivers from the Media Research Center’s Dishonor Awards show is worth it.

– This week’s Friday Freefly suffered unfixable technical difficulties. In it’s place, Uncle Jimbo provides 9 Little Known Facts About Rosie O’Donnell, borrowed from the nose on your face. So, he filmed a replacement contrasting Steve Irwin and a CNN weasel.

Revisions/extensions (11:18 am 3/30/2007) – A third of my friday videos won’t be airing today.

Further revisions/extensions (3:30 pm 3/30/2007) – HamNation came in.

Last set of revisions/extensions (3:43 pm 3/30/2007) – Uncle Jimbo got a replacement up.

More rolls, please

by @ 0:53. Filed under The Blog.

As long as I’m still up, I have no idea why I didn’t add the Noonan boys and The Electric Commentary long before now. However, I do know why I didn’t add WPRI’s blog much before today, because the paint’s still shiny.

March 29, 2007

New blogroll category

by @ 23:10. Filed under The Blog.

Because I’ve started a TownHall version of No Runny Eggs, I’ve created a new category for the other blogs you can find me.

Also, if you want your blog as a button rather than a plane-Jane link, send me a jpeg at norunnyeggs – at – norunnyeggs – dot – com. I do prefer it to be no more than 120 pixels wide because I don’t want to have to resize it.

I am also Spartacus

by @ 13:50. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

I’ve made it a policy to not blogroll campaign sites. However, after some twit decided to try to take down Owen for putting a Blogs for Ziegler button on his site, I’ve changed my mind. I am proud to promote my candidates for State Supreme Court and Racine’s 7th Aldermanic District, Annette Ziegler and Fred Dooley (respectively).

You want some like the Islamokazis, come get some.

Revisions/extensions (11:18 pm 3/29/2007 and following times below) – Others who are Spartacus (at least that I know of as of the latest time-stamp on the R&E; if I missed you, either post here or at the BBA):
Badger Blogger
The American Mind
Texas Hold’Em Blogger (he’s also John Doe)
Jiblog
The Asian Badger
PeteRepublic
Blogger Beer
An Old Broad’s Ramblings
Musings of a Thoughtful Conservative (who also said that he’s John Doe at the same time)
– Added 10:13 am 3/30/2007 –
Reality Check
silent E speaks
– Added 10:22 am 3/30/2007 –
triticale (who just doesn’t do graphics; he must still be running on Arpanet ;-) – just kidding)
– Added 3:50 pm 3/30/2007 –
On The Borderline
– Added 8:12 pm 3/30/2007 –
Lance Burri
– Added 7:17 am 3/31/2007 –
“Freedom Eden

March 28, 2007

I am John Doe

by @ 10:12. Filed under NRE Polls, War on Terror.

If you don’t know who John Doe is, go, read the Michelle Malkin column (H/Ts – Dad29 and JammieWearingFool) and watch today’s Vent at Hot Air.

A word of advice to the Islamokazis – don’t start nothin’, won’t die for nothin’.

Revisions/extensions (10:30 am 3/28/2007, with the poll added 10:39 am 3/28/2007) – Michelle makes it a one-stop shop. She also reports that Frankie Cee has I’m John Doe merchandise up. Seeing I’m headed to Jamaica next month (my younger sister’s getting married there), I’m wondering which merchandise I should wear to O’Hare. Poll will be up shortly is now up (and embedded here for convenience).

Second revision/extension (4:39 pm 3/30/2007) – Grabbed a pic from the poker-playing Peter

What "I'm John Doe - Sue Me" merchandise should I wear to O'Hare April 16?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • All of the above (50%, 7 Vote(s))
  • The black cap (14%, 2 Vote(s))
  • One of the caps and the golf shirt (14%, 2 Vote(s))
  • The button (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • The khaki cap (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • None, you dumbass; TSA will strip-search you. (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • The golf shirt (0%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 14

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Not going to have much today

by @ 8:29. Filed under The Blog.

Time to go kill Kane again.

I do miss Anton Slavik and Oxanna Kristos though.

March 27, 2007

Pic of the day

by @ 19:54. Filed under Politics - National, War on Terror.

FReeper eyespysomething, acting on Chuck Cut-and-Hagel’s warning about a possible impeachment of President Bush, created this beaut of a pic and unveiled it on a Free Republic thread on Cut-and-Hagel’s betrayal vis-a-vis the troops in Iraq.

Cut-and-Hagel was the pivotal vote in a 50-48 defeat of an attempt to strip a hard 180-day start to the retreat and a suggested May 2008 defeat from the Senate’s pork-laden version of the Iraq war supplemental. With Mitch McConnell’s high-stakes call to not filibuster this to death and depend on a veto and an inability to override, the next steps are the supplental’s passage and reconciliation with the House’s pork-laden hard-and-later (September 2008) retreat-and-defeat effort. It is high stakes because McConnell’s betting that the ‘Rats don’t want an immediate retreat-and-defeat.

Tom McMahon – Rank the Presidents since FDR

by @ 14:39. Filed under Politics - National.

Do it, you know you want to. You can even add a superhero of choice (I didn’t).

Editor’s note – comments/trackbacks/pingbacks are disabled. I want you commenting over at Tom McMahon’s place. Also, his Classic TM Post Of The Day on his main page (no, I will not link you directly there; the whole point of that is to get you reading the whole blog) is worth a look.

Random tidbits from the Elmbrook money race

by @ 13:48. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel did some digging into the pre-election campaign finance report filed by a group called LEGACY, which wants to have the voters in the Elmbrook School District screw themselves out of $108.8 million (well, make that $300 million by the time interest payments are figured in) through a pair of referendums to remake the two high schools into twin Taj Mahals. First, they’re outspending the the pro-taxpayer Vote No April 3 group by something north of 7.4 to 1; while the borrow-and-tax-and-spenders reported they raised and spent about $7,400 through last week Monday, the no-more-taxers certified that they will neither raise nor spend more than $1,000 through the entire campaign (left unmentioned in the story is that Vote No April 3 also stated they will not receive more than $100 from any individual) and thus are taking the exemption from detailed campaign finances.

That, however, is not the most-interesting tidbit in the borrow-and-spend-and-taxers’ money trail. Who donated what is. Let’s start where the Journtinel started, with Rob and Susan Stieg. Rob works for Boldt Co., who Elmbrook hired to oversee the Twin Taj Mahal renovations at a cost of $550,000. Indeed, Rob is the principal-in-charge of that project. Rob and Susan donated $100 to the cause.

Next, let’s head to the big-money donors. $1,000 came from two different people, and a third person donated $300. Considering that Fred Dooley can’t take a donation over $250, I find it curious that these three people were able to pump in that kind of cash.

Our final stop ends with a pair of real estate companies. $800 came into the campaign from Core Realty Holdings Management Inc. Also, Shorewest Realty did a $100 in-kind donation for a phone bank. I do trust that it was actually from people that work for those firms because the last time I checked, corporations couldn’t donate to campaigns in Wisconsin.

That last tidbit begs the question; why would real estate companies be in favor of higher taxes? The answer is actually very simple; they don’t earn money on property that isn’t sold, and one of the main reasons why property is sold in Wisconsin is because the current property owner can no longer afford the taxes to stay. It does not matter much whether that price is high or depressed.

The bad ERA is back

by @ 12:58. Filed under Politics - National.

(H/T – Michelle Malkin)

The drive to destroy all-male fraternal organizations via the Constitution, last stuffed in 1982, is about to resurface, freshly renamed the “Women’s Equality Amendment”. While Ted “The Swimmer” Kennedy will have plenty of comments as the driving force, Mary Jo Kopechne remains unavailable for comment.

Tony Snow’s cancer has returned

by @ 12:28. Filed under Politics - National.

…and also spread to his liver. May God rest His healing hand on Tony and drive the cancer back into remission.

Allahpundit has video of President Bush’s remarks (scroll down to update #5 and hit play).

March 26, 2007

Senorita with cajones in Spain

by @ 15:26. Filed under War on Terror.

(H/T – Allahpundit)

Here, we have the Jersey Girlz as the vocal minority of widows from 9/11. In Spain, it’s this plucky lady (courtesy Expatica.com)…

The widow of a man killed in the Madrid bombings attended the trial of Islamic radicals with a cartoon of the prophet Mohammed with a bomb on her T-shirt.

The judge in charge of trial on Monday asked security guards to check the woman’s T-shirt and ordered the cameras to halt live transmissions.

Initially, he thought the woman could been a relative of one of the 29 accused and thought she might have put some kind of message on her T-shirt.

The T-shirt was a copy of the cartoons showing Mohammed on top of a bomb which were first printed by a Danish magazine and which caused disturbances in Muslim countries around the world.

The judge decided the woman was free to wear what she liked and could come back to the court if she wished.

The woman, who was not identified, is a member of the Association of those Affected by Terrorism.

Bravo Zulu to both the widow and the judge. Maybe if there were more of them, 3/11 wouldn’t have been the Islamokazis’ biggest victory.

Oh, and before I forget, that T-shirt contains my favorite Mohammed cartoon. Since we don’t have a pic of the shirt, allow me to bring back the toon….

Stupid idiotorial of the week (and an even dumber idea)

by @ 9:44. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin.

Revisions/extensions (10:07 am 3/26/2007) – Added some further thoughts on just how few “competitive” seats would be required and the lack-of-moderation that would result.

The Fifth Column at 4th and State wins with their support of a draft bill being circulated by a pair of ‘Rats that would ensure ‘Rat majorities in the Legislature. Since it’s a draft bill and thus unavailable for public viewing, I’ll just have to take out my chainsaw on O. Ricardo Pimentel and company….

Wisconsin is a purple state. Not rabidly red and not ballistically blue. Pragmatically purple.

And Pimentel and company are cursing because it’s not ballistic.

But you might not be able to tell that, given how intensely partisan the voters’ representatives often are on a variety of important issues. It is as if they represent a state riven into implacable, ideological camps. The result has been a state Legislature unable to move the dial on various vital issues, campaign finance reform key among them.

I for one do not consider this a problem. Of course, I don’t want bigger gubmint, or gubmint meddling further in campaign finance. Look at what a “success” the McShame-Slimeroad Lieberal Protection Act is on the federal level.

This happens because the districts legislators have crafted for themselves are too lopsidedly blue or red. This means maximum advantage for incumbents’ own re-elections and the luxury of remaining as ideological as they choose. The better to survive primary races to earn, essentially by default, their party’s votes in the general election.

Actually, the problem is that once a leggie is elected, nobody ever gathers up the gumption (or, thanks to campaign finance rules both current and proposed, money) to challenge him or her, especially in the primary, so the leftward tug exerted in Madistan by the other members of the Party-In-Government and the presstitutes is left uncountered by the leanings of the district.

This system pretty much guarantees that the Legislature clones itself virtually every election, though circumstances can change outcomes at the margins, as in the 2006 election, when the state Senate changed hands and Democrats picked up seats in the Assembly.

I wouldn’t necessarily call that changing the outcome at the margin. On second thought, considering the lack of Republican leadership exhibited by Dale Schultz (and before him, Mary Panzer and Mike Ellis), that can’t even be called a change. Countering that, how does the Journtinel explain the shift from a 60+-seat majority in the Assembly for the ‘Rats in the mid 1980s to a 60+-seat majority that the Pubbies so recently enjoyed?

The likely cause of that shift, however, was the Iraq war and general dissatisfaction with the national party in power for a variety of other reasons as well. This had discernible local fallout.

But absent such political riptides, the present-day redistricting system is simply too prone to promoting political inbreeding. A paucity of new blood from sturdier stock means an imperfect genetic pool, politically speaking, with bad traits repeated through the generations.

Even a flashing VCR is right once a day.

Redistricting reform can be the political equivalent of genetic engineering.

We all know how well gubmint has done with social engineering, so let’s have them do genetic engineering </sarcasm>.

Wisconsin simply must reinvent itself politically so its representatives are more reflective of the state’s pragmatic norms than its political extremes.

To do that, competitiveness must be what substantively guides the redrawing of legislative districts that occurs every 10 years after the U.S. census. If most districts are solidly blue and solidly red, with little chance of seats ever changing hands, there is virtually no incentive for lawmakers to legislate from anything but immovable positions. There is no need to moderate positions to reflect minority-party views existing in their districts. Those people and those views then don’t get represented by their representatives.

You want competitiveness? How about a forced ouster of every PIG every so often?

There is circulating in the state Legislature a draft bill, the result of a compromise between Reps. Fred Kessler (D-Milwaukee) and Spencer Black (D-Madison), that would impose this condition of competitiveness on more of Wisconsin’s state legislative districts.

The bill is imperfect but is ideal as a jumping-off point to change how the state crafts its legislative districts. That change is imperative.

Off the cliff, that is.

It would create a state redistricting board composed of state constitutional officers, plus one – the attorney general, secretary of state, state treasurer, superintendent of public instruction and a member appointed by the state Supreme Court.

Strict partisans might sense a Democratic tilt. But this board would not draw the lines. That would be left to the revisor of statutes, a civil servant appointed by the Legislature. He, in turn, would be constrained from broad political mischief by a formula in the legislation that results in more competitive districts.

The revisor of statutes would present three plans to the board, which would pick one.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED that there would be a ‘Rat tilt.</Casablanca>. You can bet that they’ll choose the one that services their desires for a socialist Wisconsin the best. As for the fool that would draw the lines, the only way there would be consensus on who that fool is would be if one party controlled both houses of the Legislature, and since the he or she would be serving at the pleasure of the party in power, the job would necessarily be contingent on pleasing the party in power.

The formula involves the revisor considering the state’s party split by looking at how Wisconsin voters on average split their ballots in the previous five general elections.

Talk about cloning a mindset.

Say that split was 51% Republican and 49% Democrat. A 99-seat Assembly would have 50 seats with voter percentages favoring the Republicans. Those 50 seats would be drawn so that Republicans number above that average 51%.

In this formula, Democrats would get majorities in 17 of the state Senate’s 33 districts.

Kessler says this simply reflects the reality that it’s perhaps not possible in much of Wisconsin to craft competitive districts given residential patterns – people living next to like-minded people.

Note the language here, kids. First you get a tiny hypothetical bone thrown to the Pubbies, then the reality of ‘Rat domination is driven home like a piledriver. Oh, and Red Fred, how exactly does Oak Creek connect to UWM and Milwaukee’s East Side? My map of the 7th Senate District shows that it runs through MMSD’s Jones Island, not exactly a hotbed of residential activity.

But this bill would mandate competitiveness in 20 Assembly seats and eight Senate seats, with narrow enough margins between Republicans and Democrats so either candidate has a chance.

So the guaranteed ‘Rat majority in the Senate is anywhere between 1 and 17. Convenient, isn’t it?

(Start extensions) Further, this “mandated” comptetitiveness will do absolutely, positively NOTHING for moderation. I could’ve swore the “new blue blood” Dems that put SanFranNan 2 heartbeats from the Presidency was supposed to “moderate” the ‘Rats. However, they’re running things much like Tip O’Neill did back in the day, with aspirations of being the second coming of Carl Albert (except without the honor to allow a replacement of the VP).

We’re not convinced the formula is workable and are particularly puzzled by how it divides the bulk of non-competitive Assembly and Senate seats. We are convinced, however, that mandating competitiveness, even by formula, is the right direction – if it can be done and still comply with the minority representation dictates of the Voting Rights Act.

It’s not workable – unless you want to turn Wisconsin into a Soviet Republic. Again, if you want competitiveness, auto-retire the leggies every so often.

The revisor of statutes – with no expertise on this issue – is likely not the best redistricting agent. The Legislative Reference Bureau is a better choice.

But it’s so much easier to pressure one person than an entire department.

And reform legislation also should deal with congressional districts, which the state is tasked with drawing.

How better to make the Congressional delegation 6-2 ‘Rats after 2010 while ousting those “pesky” Pubbies Jim Sensenbrenner and Paul Ryan (both live near the border of their respective districts) then to turn over that redistricting to a bunch of ‘Rat hacks?

Other states have enacted reform but subordinated competitiveness. That is not reform.

Neither is this.

This kind of change in Wisconsin would require a constitutional amendment, meaning votes by two consecutive legislatures before it is put on the ballot.

How touching; the Jourtinel actually recognizes that there is a built-in process for amending the state constitution, and it doesn’t involve activist Supreme Court justices. I wonder if they’ll remember that when assuming the editorial position on the state Supreme Court race (er, no).

The temptation will be for legislative leadership to quietly deep-six this bill. It should instead view it as an opportunity. It should recognize that if it also enacts broad campaign finance reform, redistricting reform could make this the year that Wisconsin becomes the nation’s model for good government.

All I have to say is, “Match generated bearings and shoot!”

The surest sign Opening Day is just around the corner

by @ 6:28. Filed under Weather.

In case you’re living in a cave, we hit 78 degrees yesterday, and we’ll be in the 70s again today. Of course, the long-range forecast for April 2 is mostly cloudy and a high of 47 (which is below average), with rain moving in overnight.

Typical Wisconsin, and for those that are going to bleat, “Global Warming!”, I’ll point out this happens almost every year. The only reason why it’s early this year is Opening Day is early.

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